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Joined 01-12-07, id: 1196009, Profile Updated: 05-26-11
Author has written 6 stories for Trigun, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

I change my profile either too often, or not often enough. Moderation is not my strong point.

All of my fiction is written in tropes.

I apply the Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test to all of my original characters, even if the canon characters I'm working with score dangerously high (hello, Vash). Even though my writing style (yes, let's call it a "style") is utterly unacceptable as a publishable format- ellipsis abound, italics representing thought IN A DIFFERENT TENSE than the rest of the text, parentheses scattered like pixie dust- I take semi-colons quite seriously.

Vaarsuvius: And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper piece harlot.
The Order of the Stick

If, in a story the opportunity for conflict presents itself, it must never, EVER be passed by. Situations can always be made unnecessarily complicated. And love is always unrequited, or perceived to be so, for as long as possible.

Wouldn't it be great if I could write fanfiction in with the Original Flavor intact? Follow the style, so my continuations are believable continuations? Ah, but then I couldn't turn a shonen anime into a paperback romance novel, and where's the fun without that? Just please, please tell me if I venture into fan wank. I may have to put myself down.

And, when all else fails, DEUS EX MACHINA! That's what it's there for.



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The Cost of Lamentations by raining-down-hearts reviews
A sudden tragedy threatens to rip apart Maka's life, and she has no idea how to cope- she didn't think she'd be dealing with a dead parent for decades, but now she's alone in the world, and it stings, despite all of Soul's attempts at comfort. Can his love help her rise past herself and her pride, or will she fall to the grief and stay locked alone for life?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,340 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Speed Of Happiness by Zauberer S reviews
It's New Year's Eve and Madame Christmas throws a party in her new bar. Post-series. Roy-tachi. Roy/Hawkeye.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,438 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
GOdLeSs by The Fifth Champion reviews
AU. Once upon a time, Lord Death fell. Maka & co. grow up in a sinful world where morality does not exist, a ruthless gang called STAR terrorizes Death City, and shinigami are sold as precious dolls on a disturbed black market. Multiple pairings.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,845 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011
Ten Misunderstandings of Soul Eater Evans by Kyocera's Vendetta reviews
You think Soul doesn't like Maka? Here are 10 reasons to prove you wrong.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Beloved Helpless by jaokolad reviews
When Soul is kidnapped, an underground movement of humans is revealed, and they're after the weapons of Shibusen. Humanity rises up and the teams have to choose whether to stick to their oaths or fight those they swore to protect. SxM BlxTsu *Slight AU*
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 107,518 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Spirits of the West by Rogue Amazon Boo reviews
AU: Ichigo and Uryuu get caught up in a range war on the American frontier and the wild west will never be the same. IchigoRukia, OrihimeUryuu: Story completed.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,773 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
The Favor by pottachu reviews
Meryl's high school reunion is coming up and with a sneaky idea from Wolfwood, she asks Vash for a favor. With Millie's minor help, the Priest works to bring Vash out of his romantic shell. Fun and humorous, but not TOO fluffy. COMPLETED.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,996 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Complete
Condensed Trigun by Sugar Pill reviews
A collection of drabbles and shorts, with both anime and manga references, no particular ships, or themes. Just whatever my twisted brain kicks out. Edited 2.20.2012
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 13,739 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 10/18/2005
Do Young Priests Dream of Sacrificial Lambs? by AbaddonNox reviews
While recovering from his battle with Gray the Ninelives, Wolfwood's health takes a turn for the worse. Vash, of course, tries to help. Well, maybe it's possible to stop a rampaging infection with a stampede of good intentions...
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
Unexpected Convergence by coldqueen reviews
The trio reunite after three years apart, and definite changes have happened. Discover Fuu's secret, Mugen's determination, and Jin's heart. There's a couple here, but I'm not telling. COMPLETE
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,689 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Charcoal and Feathers by Alaena Night reviews
Vash and Knives, twin brothers teetering on the edges of two extremes, one determined to save humanity and the other determined to extinguish it. Both brothers, however, are determined to save each other. Sadly, plans too often go astray... [PostAnime]
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,846 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
The Most Greatest Samurai Champloo Fanfic, Ever! by 3Jane reviews
And now with more SuperKawaii! High school AU fic, will probably cause uncontrollable projectile vomiting in readers.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
Trigun Scenes We Never Got to See by igbogal reviews
Retitled. Ever wonder what scenes were left on the cutting room floor? There is OOC'ness, but it was done for a reason. Suggestions are welcome! Anime based.
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005
Fluff by 3Jane reviews
What happens after the Hakane checkpoint? Jin would prefer you didn't know. Mugen gets in trouble, Fuu gets artistic, Momo just wants a nap. oneshotcomplete
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
Play Me Some More of that Old Blues by dragonnan reviews
IT'S FINISHED!Sometimes, fate dictates the course of our lives... and deaths. Spike's story is not over yet. Something happened to them all, something they forgot, something that may change what fate dictated.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,892 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 6/11/2004
Seeing and Believing by kittu9 reviews
Roy is more than the sum of his parts. To an objective observer, however, most things add up perfectly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Roy M. - Complete
All Martyrdom Aside by ItsumademoOtaku reviews
It's been six months since the revolution the world has changed. She's always on his mind...always has been. Is it time to get more serious about this love thing? RoyxRizawhole series spoilers See Ch.1 for update info.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,665 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Complete
Hunting For The Elusive Mayfly Known As Love: Not by Blood-Lotus Demonwalker reviews
The Trigun cast in Donut High. Yes, it's a drama with humor. Think of the show 'Soap'. BTW, for those who don't know, YES the story has immense STUPIDITY as well as a plot. If you don't like it, don't read it. R&R please! Chapter fourteen is up!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,697 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 2/4/2003
Autumn by Sharibet reviews
Just after Inuyasha is unsealed, Kaede reflects on her long association with him--and the sudden appearance of Kagome in both their lives. Spring 2004 IY Fanguild Nominee for Best One-Shot!
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Inuyasha, Kaede - Complete
Suicide Is Stainless by nice-day reviews
After some rather clumsy bounty hunting, the Bebop crew find themselves stuck on Earth. In desperate need of money for fuel, Spike and Co. embark upon a hunt for a man with a formidable reputation. *COMPLETE*
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,170 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Complete
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Escape Velocity reviews
He was the sun around which all these planets revolved. But, right now, he was just a sad little moon, pacing the blocks around Hawkeye's apartment, subject to her gravity, way beyond dreaming of escape velocity.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
After the Fall reviews
Post-anime with a crunchy manga topping... Oh Vash, you didn't really think it was going to be easy, did you? What exactly are you planning to do about Knives? How about Meryl? Not much of a plan, huh? Well, this should be interesting.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,326 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Vash, Meryl
Befores and Afters reviews
It's those big moments that divide your life into the time "before" and the time "after". Sometimes these moments are more obvious than others. Roy's POV on the nature of "before", "after", and the age old quandary: "What's in a name?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Unmasked reviews
Perspective and thoughts on Edward going bananas on the Flame Colonel in the alley when he believes that his CO has roasted Lt. Ross.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Drive Home reviews
One Shot Companion piece to After the Fall So I was just wondering what Wolfwood and Vash talked about on the ride home from Carcasses, following chapter 3 in After the Fall. Thus, I composed this little oneshot to expound. Please enjoy!
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Vash, Wolfwood - Complete
He Did What? reviews
[ONESHOT] [Companion to After the Fall] What exactly did happen that night at the McLeods' bar?
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete