Author has written 42 stories for ER, House, M.D., West Wing, and Criminal Minds.
Well, hi there. How do you do? I'm Pandorama, and I'll be your fanfic writer today. I'll go ahead and tell you a bit about myself. Care to sample some hors d'oeuvres while I talk? Put up your feet? My manservant Jacques will be along in a moment to take your coat and offer you a selection of spirits and fine cheeses.
I'm a human being. I like frozen yogurt with rainbow sprinkles, violins in rock music, kittens, sarcasm, and correcting the punctuation on public signage. I have a graduate degree in tempered optimism, am a former competitive napping champion, and live in Narnia City, Narnia (the dodgy end). I also like to employ creative hyperbole, both to protect my privacy and add a sense of whimsy.
My heart belongs to ER, and though I wander now and then, I always return. I love Abby Lockhart, and the fact that Maura Tierney never won an Emmy should be considered a crime against humanity. I'm also in favor of egging the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences.
Should you still feel the need to flame me, congratulations! You have unresolved feelings of personal insecurity and are cordially invited to go frolic in traffic. On the other hand, should you not be a sociopath, please leave a review of some sort (preferably with a minimum number of rogue commas) so that I know I'm not just writing to dead air. And because I'm really very needy.
You can find me on the Tumbles as electricsuperweasel, assuming you're interested in wordbarf, swear-filled commentary, and inappropriate cracks about Criminal Minds and the associated cast/characters. Though I'm apparently very bad at the Tumbles. Wordbarf is apparently verboten.
Advisory note: The stories "Full of Grace," "Walk On," and "One for the Ages" are a series, of sorts. They don't have to be read in order nor together but they'll definitely make more sense that way. Particularly since there are references to "Pannon," which is a word I just made up to describe things that I, Pandorama, have inserted into gaps in preexisting canon.
One for the Ages will be updated in due course and eventually finished. Still a promise as of 2016.