Author has written 46 stories for ER, House, M.D., and West Wing.
Well, hi there. How do you do? I'm Pandorama, and I'll be your fanfic writer today. I'll go ahead and tell you a bit about myself. Care to sample some hors d'oeuvres while I talk? Put up your feet? My manservant Jacques will be along in a moment to take your coat and offer you a selection of spirits and fine cheeses.
I'm a human being. I like frozen yogurt with rainbow sprinkles, violins in rock music, kittens, and sarcasm. I speak English, some French, and some Serbo-Croatian. I also speak terrible Spanish and hostile Yiddish. I've recently quit the corporate life at Evil, Inc. to return to graduate school, where I hope to earn my Evil Medical degree in penguin psychology. Occasionally, I will state personal facts but alter certain details to protect my identity and add a sense of whimsy.
My heart will always belong to ER, and though I've wandered now and then, I always return. I love Abby Lockhart, and the fact that Maura Tierney never won an Emmy for that or any role should be considered a crime against humanity. I'm also in favor of egging the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences.
Should you still feel the need to flame me, congratulations! You have unresolved feelings of personal insecurity and are cordially invited to go frolic in traffic.
On the other hand, should you not be a sociopath, please leave a review of some sort (preferably with a minimum number of rogue commas) so that I know I'm not just writing to dead air. And because I'm really very needy.
Advisory note: The stories "Full of Grace," "Walk On," and "One for the Ages" are a series, of sorts. They don't have to be read in order nor together but they'll definitely make more sense that way. Particularly since there are references to "Pannon," which is a word I just made up to describe things that I, Pandorama, have inserted into gaps in preexisting canon.
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