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Joined 01-12-07, id: 1196426, Profile Updated: 12-02-08
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Hi I'm Jei.

I write Naruto yaoi fanfiction

I ship many couple whether they're yaoi yuri or het.

I enjoy real TV (Scrubs, LOST, Grey's Anatomy etc.) as well as anime.

Also I just turned 15 on the 8th of June ;

My Youtube is Phantavisi and my Deviantart is Angeljoyfound

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Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2045 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
First Time by ScarletVampyre reviews
They say you never forget your first time. Another fic from darkandstormyslash which means there are no bluebirds, no roses, and lots of dark slash. SiriusRemus. Dark, slash, dubcon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
It's a Nanny's Job by Tandakku reviews
When Sasuke's wife divorces him, and leaves him their children, it's up to him to get a nanny. But nobody is right for the job. Except for this blonde, who refuses to leave his property until he gets the job. What's Sasuke to do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,007 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Sasuke by Crimson Lawliet reviews
Naruto keeps distracting the stubborn Uchiha, who can't help but love the blonde anyway. NaruSasu. Sasuke's POV. Mild canon setting; non-canon actions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Spy Game by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
Honest to God, it all made him smile. Non-magic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,067 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Joke's on you by Roz-chan reviews
Naruto never thought that a text message could so thoroughly mess up his life, or Sasuke's. Denial, love, hate and humiliation. It's all here. Narusasu/Sasunaru multichap. Chapter 4 is up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lying Low by JulzPadfootMoony reviews
Sirius is told to 'Lie low at Lupin's' following the third and final task of the Triwizard Tournament and the rebirth of Lord Voldemort. Remus takes his old friend in, but they both have some serious issues to resolve with each other.RL/SB make me fanart!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 123,505 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Business as Usual by laurabryannan1 reviews
NEW: Epilogue up! A series of linked ficlets placing Jin and Mugen in a modern AU. Mostly JinMugen, but also JinYuki, MugenYuki and JinMugenYuki, with Fuu, Kohza and Yatsuha on the side.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,283 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Jin, Mugen
Connection by Hanakage reviews
The connection that Sasuke was stranded at the airport for that Christmas was, fatefully enough, not the one he was about to make. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Disco Ain't Dead by KageKitsune XXX reviews
You can't really enjoy a party, when the one you love is dancing with some one else. NaruSasu Au. Warning: Yaoi content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Face Plant by Draiq reviews
*Don't read me, I'm old and terrible* Renji has nowhere to stay, he goes to see rukia but he snuck in throught the wrong window, now he's stuck in Ichigos' n Renji escape from Ichigo's room? YAOI M LEMON COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Missunderstanding by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIru. Naruto finds out about the couple...the hard way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Can't take my eyes off of you by life.rhapsody reviews
KakaIru. A valentine's day tribute.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Luck by Perfections-Cat reviews
Uzumaki Naruto didn't have a plan for life, but on Christmas Eve, he had his mind set on one thing: tonight, someone was going to love him. AU. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,705 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Testing a Theory by Akuni-A reviews
Renji and Ichigo try to figure things out when Rukia and Orihime find… each other? [Pairings: RenjixIchigo, and implied OrihimexRukia offscreen. Unrequited pairs: Renji&Rukia, Ichigo&Orihime, and Orihime&Ichigo are all offscreen.]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Losing Me To You by Rotten Glee reviews
Nocturnes, dark, infamous creatures known for reveling in power and control. Sasuke, a Leech wanting to lose his. Enter Naruto, host of Demon Lord Kyuubi. NaruSasuKyuuSasu, JiraiOro, KibaSasu, NejiSasu, GaaSasu. [dark!Naruto, uke!Sasuke][YAOI Warning]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Sasuke U.
Unwanted by cresent-lunette reviews
Deidara is out on his own as he wonders where Tobi is. Little does he know that Tobi is right behind him, and Deidara's NOT in the mood that night... lemony yaoi stuff. Rape. TobiDei. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Next Book by personart reviews
Naruto can’t stand his sensei’s attention being snatched from him by some nude women, Jiraya can’t stand being unperverted, how will they help each other?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Candy Cane by Cykotyks reviews
I'd rather run away, crawl away, than have you perceive my slow decay... [RenjixIchigo] [YAOI, ANGST, CHARACTER DEATH] [you scared yet? xD]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,617 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A.
These Aching Memories by VanityWantsYou reviews
It's funny how everything can slip away in an instant... Everything Naruto ever wanted slipped away the moment the bomb fell on Hiroshima.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thrill me by Jaiden Lockheart reviews
A series of oneshots that have been requested by all of my wonderful readers. All sasukecentric. Various Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U.
Lose Control by mydickisthealpha reviews
Naruto wants to lose control just once, even if it is with a supposed enemy. He doesn't care, he needs this. He just hopes he won't say anything he doesn't need to. ItaNaru, M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Houshutsu by YaoiRocks reviews
He knew that Itachi didn’t love him, and he didn’t love the Uchiha. It was more like as if Itachi wanted to show him what it really was like before his life ended. He wanted to thank Itachi for that [Yaoi, Itanaru, cutting, lemon, rape]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stoke by Hanakage reviews
Because your feet can only keep stepping forward for so long before your heart catches up with you. NarutoxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This is What You Get by TheLadyofBlueLies reviews
Short fic: When Sirius does something he knows is wrong, and Remus is trying to make Sirius learn his much needed lesson. Will Sirius learn his lesson in time to save the connection between him and the love of his life? Slash and lemon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Anonymous Love by BlackEyedWicca reviews
Naruto writes a love poem to Sasuke but leaves it as Anonymous, now Sasuke’s on a mission to find out who the hell gave it to him! Rated M For Later Chapters. Chapter 16 up and story is now COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,357 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shattered Windows by Aquila Corax reviews
Remus' secret has been found out. He has been sentenced to die. How will he and Sirius spend their last night together? SBRL Oneshot Takes place in their 7th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Four! by darkalbino reviews
Why the hell would we wanna play golf anyway? Oh...that's why. Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Protecting Everyone by Black-Panther lover reviews
Naruto knew who hurt him and why. Yet he never told a soul. He never hurt them, never dared to even try to get back at them, afraid where that kind of road would take him. That was fine and had worked for years until Kakashi saw his journal.....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Falling Is Like This by desolate butterfly reviews
A series of SasuNaru and NaruSasu fics, ficlets, and drabbles in no particular order. Just posted: Orestes Stranded
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Behind Closed Doors by Jaiden Lockheart reviews
I need you. More than you know. Touch me, Kiss me, watch me, love me. Narusasu. Lemon. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Basket Case by Writing Muse reviews
YAOI The trio are desperate for a place to stay until a generous man offers them room and board at the most expensive inn for as long as they wish.Only if Jin agrees to have dinner with him.Mugen gets jealous.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,745 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Restriction of Masks by SutekiKage reviews
Masks that hide even the deepest of secrets. Let me see beyond your deep, impenitrable walls. Cracks, what beautious things bestowed upon us. Yet, realizing too late, the truth was too harsh a reality. YAOI, AxKxL ONESHOT
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Complete
Lesson Plans by Akuni-A reviews
Renji and Ichigo make a day at school a little more interesting. [Pairing: RenjixIchigo]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Stiff Competition by Akuni-A reviews
Renji wants Ichigo's attention when he visits. [Pairing: RenjixIchigo]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Burn These Bridges: Save Me From Hell by Jaiden Lockheart reviews
The fire, the heat. Is it too much for you? I hope not, because I won't let you get away now. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,848 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Not Love by Aleia15 reviews
At the beginning it wasn't love. They knew what love was about and it wasn't that. RenjixIchigo
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
The Doll Maker's House by ReturnToSender reviews
He then moved in the last couple millimeters, eyes drifting closed, sealing their mouths in a kiss. It tasted like Sunshine and something he hadn’t drunk in a very long while. Something sweet and at the very edge of his senses. S&N.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Favor For A Favor by PsychicDreams reviews
Watanuki agrees without thinking to Doumeki's request. Unfortunately, it doesn't work out just like he might expect.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
An Important Discussion by Akuni-A reviews
Ichigo and Renji need to have an important discussion about what happened in the closet. [Pairing: RenjixIchigo, sequel to 'A Tight Squeeze']
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Tight Squeeze by Akuni-A reviews
Ichigo and Renji attempt a rescue mission, but their plans are foiled and they're caught in a tight spot... [Pairing: RenjixIchigo]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Hidden Seals: Blood and Dreams by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Sasuke once again seeks an escape from his nightmares, and this time Kabuto succeeds in giving him just that. Will it change their view on each other to cross that line?... Not likely, but it's fun to try. KabuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mystery Unsolved by kajamiku reviews
Mystery after mystery Ichigo never can get to the bottom of it all. Rated high for a reason! Urahara x Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2006 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K. - Complete
Give Me Back The Light by Ainahim Twilightbait reviews
VladDanny slash. Oneshot. Danny hasn’t been able to face light since things happened with Vlad, but what will he have to do when he confronts the darkness that embraced him?
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Control by Loise reviews
Jin and Mugen, always have to be the one in control. The one to win, even at sex.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Fly the PassiveAggressive Skies by ridesandruns reviews
Scott and Logan take the Blackbird for a spin.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
I Hate You by GhostHelwig reviews
A poem from Eddy to Edd. Very slash. And rated R for a reason.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Eddy, Edd - Complete
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Not Everything turns out Alright reviews
That was all he said before he walked out. Just that one word. Maybe it wasn't the word... Maybe it was the hurt that was so tightly woven into each letter. It doesn't matter though... because with that one word all I know is that my heart broke all over
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Slow Dancing reviews
Sasuke felt Naruto's breath on his skin sending goosebumps down his arms as the blond inadvertantly caressed his lower abodmen, hands warm and thickly coated in blood. This is it. This is how it's supposed to end. Together, after years apart, dying.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not the same reviews
Ever since Sasuke came back things havent been the same.Rated m for death...lemony sorta of thing...and angstNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Library fun reviews
Just alittle fun on the job for a sexy librarian NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete