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Author has written 4 stories for Simpsons.

Welcome to my page. Everyone calls me Mac.

Update May-6th-2015: Hello everyone. I've been very stressed lately so I haven't even thought about writing. I'm having dental work tomorrow and I'm not looking forward to it. Very nervous. I've been having lymph gland pains related to a toothache for over a year so I've finally decided to get something done about it. I don't like doctors or dentists so... poor me. xD

UPDATE: Okay so I guess I should post things here occasionally to let anyone interested know what's going on with me or my fanfics so I will try to get on here more often for that. I've had family issues, personal issues and all sorts of other issues recently so that's why I've had a lack of motivation to write. A relative is going through a rough time so he's moving in for a while and I have to help him get things settled in while dealing with my own social anxiety. Then there are things like house repairs, propane tank replacement and burst pipes to contend with, but I'm slowly getting things sorted out finally. Playing games like Minecraft, Terraria and TF2 with a couple of friends takes some of the edge off occasionally. Sure, they are all excuses for not writing, but when things settle down, I'm sure the writing bug will gnaw at me again. I hope that will be soon. In the meantime, I'll be throwing ideas around on how to go about the latest chapters. Thanks for all the support, guys. :)

About me - artist, writer, gamer, recluse, male, 20's, has OCD. I'm not good with social interaction and I avoid crowds like the plague, but I'm a nice guy whenever I can be. I started writing after the death of a my best friend in 2009 since it helped to keep me distracted. It should go without saying, but please do not copy or claim my works.

About my writing: I mostly write slash, (meaning gay themed) So if you don't like it, then don't read it. Just thought it would be a good idea to say that here to avoid any confusion.


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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 279,693 - Reviews: 2858 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
I Sleep With a Ghost by JustDreamingOutLoud reviews
Bob walks an opaque, thin line of morals that just keeps on getting thinner. He struggles to find something permanent that will allow him to move on from his haunting mistakes, but what if that's Bart, and the blond simply loathes him? Bort. M/M. Slash. You get the picture.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,564 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Sideshow Bob, Bart S.
Intoxicating by Acependous reviews
After Spock saves Jim from dying of a life-threateningly high fever, Jim realizes his affection to Spock is more than he ever bargained for.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,658 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 5/21/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
Spice by eimeo reviews
It's a question of biology... Vulcan biology. Towards the end of the 5 year mission, Kirk realizes that his feelings for Spock are requited, but Spock has already decided they can never be together. Kirk/Spock pre-slash to slash, with plenty of angst. (A full, clean copy for download - minus author notes, but including translations - is linked from the author's profile.)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,757 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 1/18/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
At Sea by dlione reviews
A story based on Left 4 Dead 2 characters, centered around Nick and Ellis. After being rescued in New Orleans, Nick cashes in on a bet with Ellis that leads them down a path they can't come back from. Rated MA for language, sexual content, male/male and gore. Left 4 Dead 2, Coach, Ellis, Nick & Rochelle are the property of Valve.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,144 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Ellis, Nick
Sherlock Visits a Sex Shop by wendymarlowe reviews
The danger of having a detective for a flatmate is that he's liable to notice *everything.* Which is why John is less than thrilled when Sherlock comes across him browsing a sex toy shop. As it turns out, Sherlock is indeed able to deduce quite a bit about John's sex life based on what toys he was looking at - so Sherlock buys all the important ones. Surely John will get the hint.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Picture Perfect by CassanderRoshack reviews
John is rooting around through old things when he suddenly finds a box full of pictures of Sherlock from when he was younger. When questioning Sherlock... something happens. Edited by WrittenFIRES on AO3
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Daring Night by Itachistar6 reviews
Vegeta/Goku, mentions of Trunk/Goten; the two demi saiyans plan a game of truth or dare in order to get their fathers together.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,218 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
The Faraday Case by XxsupersweetsealedwithakissxX reviews
A case goes badly wrong and Reid and Morgan are trapped at the mercy of two sexual sadists, Tom and Eric Faraday. Warning this story contains one scene of explicit rape in the first chapter. It has a happy ending though. I swear. Eventually. Pairing is Morgan/Reid. Obviously ;D
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 209,705 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 7/5/2012 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Being Bob by Twilit Violet reviews
After yet another failed attempt to kill Bart, Sideshow Bob realizes his life is a sham and vows to start anew. But when an evening at Moe's goes horribly awry, the Simpsons find themselves in the awkward position of caring for their wounded archenemy.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,577 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sideshow Bob
In Need by torajune28 reviews
Spencer just suffered a huge loss. What better to do than take your coworker with you on your days off? But of course, a problem arises. Was the loss natural as they were lead to believe, or orchestrated by something bigger than they had thought? DM/SR SLASH
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,342 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 6/8/2012 - D. Morgan, S. Reid
The Enemy Within by TrannysaurusBoi reviews
Based From Season 1 Episode 5, The Enemy Within. What if Spock had been In Kirks quarters that day instead of his secretary? Spirky Goodness :D WARNING! My first Real FanFiction so be kind with it XD WARNING! RATED M FOR A REASON! Now remaking the ENTIRE Episode!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock
Spring 3: Undisclosed by Ginnydabomb1996 reviews
In Spring 2: Said and Done, we learned that Jeanette was plotting something pretty horrid. During the three days, Alvin wasn't himself, and he now has to try and fix everything he did, whilst figuring out what exactly that was. ALVON don't like it, don't read it. It's a waste of your time, I plan for this to be a long story. I recommend reading the first two before reading this.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,593 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Simon S., Alvin S.
Minecraft: Spawn of the Void (Rough Draft) by Aleis Day reviews
By command of the Void, a human by the name of Lorathana was sent to a new world as it's guardian! She works to survive and strives toward her goal. But something odd happens...she encounters a strange and terrifying creature! It follows her and instills fear with eyes that seemingly stare into her soul. Is...this creature the danger? She doubts it. (Human x Enderman)
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,013 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012
Firsts by FallingForKonoha reviews
Neil only has one friend, and that's Rod, so naturally, things get confusing when the two start seeing eachother in a new light. (I'm horrible at summaries, but the story is good, I promise) WARNING THIS IS A YAOI FANFIC, SO UNLESS YOU'RE INTO IT, DON'T READ IT, I WON'T SORT THROUGH FLAME Rated M for cursing, and adult themes, aka lemons later in the story
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Rod, Neil
False Sense of Security by La Penserosa reviews
Takes place around the time of episodes "Lucky/Penelope." Reid/Morgan est. relationship. BAU installs more surveillance cameras after the most recent security breach. Reid has never been very lucky, like the time he pulled Derek Morgan into an empty interview room….with a security feed directly to Penelope Garcia. *slash*
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2013 - S. Reid, D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
The Adventures of the Sex God Savior by Zeledus reviews
The Adventures of the Sex-God Savior and the Drool-Worthy Death Eater. Harry comes to a disturbing revelation about a man he had always thought he hated. He simply couldn't help it, Lucius Malfoy was absolutely delicious.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,238 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Nice of you to think of me by CloudwatcherNumbuh7 reviews
This is SLASH. After five years at a private school, Bart returns, hoping to forget about his experiences. Bob/Bart a little Nelson/Bart and some Bart/OC as well. Bart is also 17 when the romance starts. Adopted this story from tea-cake-biscuits.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,339 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Bart S., Sideshow Bob - Complete
Not In A Million Years by Shinsun reviews
Vegeta is unnerved by the notion that he might be falling for Goku, and that's just the beginning... Consequences, relationships put to the test and some rather unnatural circumstances may force the two Saiyans together, whether they want to be or not.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 110,161 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Vegeta, Goku - Complete
Night on the roof by PinkGloom reviews
The lights go out unexpectedly in the neighborhood and Helga finds herself in front of Arnold's house. So they decide to go on the roof to pass the time together. Imaginary Zombies and other havoc breaks loose.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,648 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Homophobia by achievableformofflight reviews
AU. Sherlock and John are discovering each other at a time when homophobia is spreading. John details the descent of their relationship and their attempts to survive in a world which believes them to be 'wrong.' References to homophobic language/actions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,418 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Simpsons Springfield Tales Season 2 (Discontinued) by Shoz999 reviews
A Working Class Dysfunctional Family where they encounter various situations in adventures ending with a lesson to be told in the misfit city of Springfield. What Tale Awaits For Our Favorite Family, The Simpsons? The Sequel to the First Springfield Tales.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,558 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011
The Kiss by Talitha Koum reviews
A written depiction of br0-Harry's Kiss Animation. 'John makes a mental note to ask him later and the very idea of later is quite possibly the most beautiful, precious, invaluable notion John has ever known.'
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Let Me Be Your Reason by DarkAngel10003 reviews
CxT AU fic-Cosmo and Wanda are Fairy Godparents who are looking forward to their next god child. But then they figure out that their new god kid is a lonely teen boy named Timmy who was falsely put into a...Insane Asylum! CosmoxTimmy fic, Please Review!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,695 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Timmy, Cosmo
Withdrawal by Gatergirl79 reviews
When Sherlock died, John discovered he'd left everything to him. Everything, including a rather surprising deposit in a rather special bank. When Sherlock returns from the dead three years later, he discovers John made a withdrawal.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,037 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Letters to John by Sherloki'd reviews
Sherlock finds it hard to express his romantic feelings, so he keeps a secret online diary where he posts letters to John. One day John discovers said diary. That's when everything changes. Post Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Brains by Rose-de-Noire reviews
Johnlock, Mystrade and Zombies. The weirdest crossover AU I ever wrote... Based on the ongoing dreams I have – almost every night - since I started to watch the BBC Series Not yet betaread!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Slow Motion by CincoCinco reviews
He could close his eyes and see Sherlock's afterimage... fading and flashing in colors behind his eyelids. This image will forever mark the moment when he stopped being the lovable good doctor and became the aching limping victim of loss.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Music of Emotion by niccoyne12 reviews
A fic in which Sherlock is faced with an emotional problem and John tries to fix his own. Rated for later chapters. Sherlock/John. WIP, slight OOC. NO BETA.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Warm Enough by butt0n0nt0p reviews
When Sherlock is cold, John warms him up. Sherlock is confused when his body is heated in ways it has never been before. Will John be able to help this time? OK so this started off as PWP, but somehow a plot crept in. As usual. Anyway, enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Going Once by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
Prompt-fic Sherlockbbc-fic : Mycroft gets roped into a bachelor auction. Terrified nobody will bid on him, he begs Sherlock via text: 'Please save me from this; bid on me, and I will do anything you ask me to do.' Lestrade receives the text instead.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,284 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Those Seven Confusing Weeks by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
An interlaced story of Sherlock and John's naughty fun while John tells the tale of how Sherlock pursued their relationship or as John calls it the 7 most confusing weeks of his life. Got a bit of everything, humor, smut, mild kink, relationship beginnings, established relationship, angst; Rated M for JohnLock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,128 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
As Dangerous, Tainted and Flawed As You by Ericat15 reviews
"You told me that there are no heroes in real life, and if there were, you wouldn't be one of them. You're wrong Sherlock." John writes to Sherlock to express how he feels.John/Sherlocky. Inspired by the song "Million Dollar Man" by Lana Del Rey
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Air by Rose-de-Noire reviews
Anthony Lestrade is a doctor with a secret... I changed the category to the books for a reason. Just because Stephen Fry looks like I always imagined Mycroft to look in the books, doesn't make this a movie-verse fic
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Complete
Spring by Ginnydabomb1996 reviews
It's a time of year when chipmunks go through heat. But... now there's a problem with it. Now that Alvin and Simon are getting to an age where they can hardly take it, they need to rely on each other to get the relief they need. AlvinxSimon now M.
Alvin and the chipmunks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,275 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Alvin S., Simon S. - Complete
Broken Toy by gwenweybourne reviews
Jim Moriarty likes to play with his toys before he breaks them. Sherlock/Moriarty and some Johnlock. SLASH. Rated M for Moriarty: general insanity, manipulation, violence. Post-Hound, pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,536 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Wedding by everything rhymes with orange reviews
Lenny and Carl have an announcement to make... but how will Homer handle it? Oneshot fluff slash.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Lenny L., Carl C. - Complete
Bort Ipod Drabbles by AddictedToStarbucks reviews
BobxBart ipod drabbles X
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Bart S., Sideshow Bob - Complete
Catching the Stars by salianne reviews
The courtship and evolving relationship between Pike and Henry is told in flashbacks after a horrible incident rocks shakes the foundation of everyone who loves them both.
Big Eden - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011
Unfortunate Accident by Contort reviews
A moment of passion, the Captain's chair, and an accidental button-pushing. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Overwhelming Love by QueenTakhsis reviews
Mr. Burns decides to confess to Smithers his love for him. But Smithers becomes overwhelmed by the situation and runs off. Will Mr. Burns be able to get Smithers to talk to him? Or will their relationship suffer irreplaceable damage?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
Doggie Style! by Pumpkin Head Jones reviews
Brian wakes up in the alleyway of some strange city--in a human body! And what's more, he's found and taken in by none other than Stewie--in adult form! And when sexual tension begins to mount, what's a poor dog to do? YAOI, LANGUAGE, LEMONS
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G.
Information for Innocence by Scifinerd92 reviews
Harrys and Lucius' POVs in each chapter. Lucius makes Harry a deal; Information for the order which will guarantee the defeat of Voldemort for Harrys body. What will Harry sacrifice and can he learn to accept Lucius? Noncon at first, OOC Fluff Later on!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 106,997 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M.
It's hard to say 'I Love You' by QueenTakhsis reviews
Smithers and Burns have been dating for several months now. Monty has yet to say 'I Love You' to Waylon. Smithers wants to ask Burns a difficult question, but can't seem to be able to find the right time, or place! Lot's of fluff! XD
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete
You belong to me by ActionGal07 reviews
You belong to me now Squiddy. I am your master." It was forbidden to fall in love with his master, but he did. Now he had become the slave to his every touch, his smiles, his dominance, his obsession. Will two rivals become lovers in the end? R&R!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,002 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Squidward, Squilliam
Mambo Italiano by gilgameshforeternity reviews
Mild spoilers, you have been warned! It's just a leisurely day for the toys while Bonnie is gone. Rated T since it's technically two guys
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Woody - Complete
Quest by dogangelsrule reviews
Woody must figure out why Buzz is so hesitant to date Jessie. BuzzxWoody
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear
iDream Of You by demondreaming reviews
Carly POV. Sam has a very vivid dream when she stays at Carly's house. At least, that's Carly's guess. Cam pairing, don't read if you don't like girl kissies. Mwah mwah.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,810 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
Don't touch by Rose-de-Noire reviews
Just some hot stuff...
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Woody - Complete
The Bond by Lhflu reviews
A new look at an old theme. What is that bond between Kirk and Spock? Story 1 of 4 in a series. Slash. Re-edit 7/26/10.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,580 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Postmortem by Aconitum-Napellus reviews
Kirk/Spock. Mature Content. On an alien planet, Spock is condemned to death for a murder he did not commit.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
House of Cards by Poisoned Honey reviews
D/J The progression of their relationship. But when Josh kissed Drake, his brain completely short circuited. The rest of the world fell away, and he didn’t think of anything at all, floated on the tip of Drake’s tongue and the edges of Drake’s hips.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
Gone by HelenOH reviews
A drunken night changes Drake and Josh's relationship, and lives, forever. D/J Short chapters, don't be scared by the length-it is readable!
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,839 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
The boss and the assistant by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Waylon Smithers and Mr. Burns have the normal boss-assistant relationship over the years, or don't they?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Waylon S., Montgomery Burns - Complete
Spock's Code by Lhflu reviews
Spock has had a problem since he was very young... Based on the TV show Dexter, but this is NOT a crossover. Slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Meeting in the Rain by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Helga returns back to Hillwood City after twelve years of absence, and by fate she meets Arnold once again in the rain. Will there be a future for the couple? And how do the Patakis deal with what led them to move years ago?
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,035 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Arnold, Helga
Take The Hand Of Any Man by GMTH reviews
Drake finds a way to cope with Josh's absence. SLASH: Drake/Josh, Drake/OMCs. Slashy stepbrothers, adult concepts and language. Written for Yuletide 2009. Thanks to my betas.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Happy New Year, Drake & Josh by Oasis Blackmore reviews
“So, Josh, is this the best New Year’s you ever had?” Post “Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh.” Oneshot. Slash.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
What is Right? by CaityJay reviews
Tree of Tranquility, Jack/male PC's POV: Jack left home in hopes of leaving a part of himself behind, but it continues to haunt him. Jack/Jin; mild angst; homosexual themes
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Jack, Jin
Revealed by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Charles Montgomery Burns had spent the last twenty years not realising that his assistant was in love with him. When he realises those feelings he has to come into terms with his own. BurnsXSmithers
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Waylon S., Montgomery Burns - Complete
Vulcan Needs by T'Par reviews
What if Pon Farr was not the only thing Vulcans keep secret? A K/S first time story. Complete
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Old Familiar Places by TourmalineTrue reviews
20 yrs later: "I love her and she loves me and together we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love"- J. August Strindberg. Only replace 'her' with 'him' & 'she' with 'he'. FINISHED!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,093 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Amok Time Commentary by spooky-fbi reviews
Um, wow... Theodore Sturgeon, just wow. The slash... it just leaps out of the TV screen and attacks you. I think that Kirk & Spock may have actually gotten married in this episode... At the very least, they got kinky with those ahn-woons...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,513 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Kidnap by LilyHellsing reviews
Bart lives alone. He lives on whiskey & vodka to drown his pain of loneliness. One day he runs into Sideshow Bob & accidently ruins his plan to kill Krusty. Still, after so many years he is able to. So Bob kidnaps him. Are these feelings love? Or lust?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 41,723 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sideshow Bob, Bart S. - Complete
Foutley's Phone Buddy by Ryosei Takashi Hime reviews
As punishment Carl now a freshman in high school is forced to join a program called Phone Buddies where he's bored by other kids' petty problems. Until he hears a familiar voice on the other end. SLASH WARNING! Carl/Blake
As Told By Ginger - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,603 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007
The 2 Faces of Squidward: The Alternative Version by SuperNothing reviews
Squidward gets into an accident at the Krusty Krabs that makes him really beautiful, suddenly he has everything he has ever wanted. But what about Spongebob? R&R Please! Story taken from 'The Two Faces of Squidward'. COMPLETED!
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,951 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
Wake Up Call by 2ofacrime24 reviews
Josh has spent the past five years fixing Drake’s mistakes. But one night Drake takes it a bit too far. Only instead of being done with Drake, Josh finds he can’t get enough.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,354 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
In the Dark by yunakitty reviews
Gray gets a new roommate at the inn, who makes curious noises in the night that cause Gray to feel strange... what will happen as the nights progress? CliffxGray yaoi, lemon, boyxboy. Very hot! Lots of sweet, hot, lemony action, and plenty of humor, too!
Harvest Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Gray, Cliff - Complete
Hollywood Boys by Monkish Otaku reviews
When the media mistakes Josh for Drake's boyfriend, Drake sees it as an opportunity to garner more attention. But will it be at the expense at his and Josh's heart?
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2008
Dear Bart by EdgarGetting reviews
Sideshow Bob writes to Bart from the mental hospital where he is incarcerated, revealing the true nature of his fixation on the boy. When Bob gets out, a relationship develops. Bart/Bob
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
An Ice Heart Melts With Warmth by LilyHellsing reviews
Teenage Bart is being stalked by Sideshow Bob...again. When Springfield High School goes on a ski trip, Bob sneaks into Bart's cabin in hopes of killing. Who knew a simple act of Mother Nature would trap them, forcing them to help one another to survive?
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,705 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Sideshow Bob, Bart S. - Complete
In My Bed? by WriteAtNight reviews
Josh finds Drake asleep in his bed when he gets home from work. D/J Slash. Chapter 3 now up. Chapter1: Josh's thoughts, Chapter2: Drake's thoughts, Chapter3: The day after.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
HeartShaped Box by Red Roses2 reviews
Prequel to Better Than Me. PiccoloxGohan. Gohan's started puberty. The Cell Games are coming closer. Gohan feels like he'll die before he's kissed. Piccolo wants to make him feel better. But what happens when an egg is the result?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Piccolo, Gohan
Our Little Understanding by Superphantastisch reviews
The everyday routine of Burns and Smithers changes ever so slightly to accomodate their relationship. Slash, obviously. oneshot
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Slumber Party by HarleenQuinn reviews
When Smithers and Burns get snowed in at Smithers' apartment, the two decide to have an oldfashioned slumber party to pass the time, and things get inevitably heated between them. Chapter 10 up!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,127 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
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Stage Fright reviews
Teen life has many complications for poor Bart. The line between love and hate is tested many times, especially when Bob jumps in the line of fire to save the spiky haired bad-boy. Will pesky emotions once again get in the way and hinder his murderous plot? BORT, Warnings: some profanity, violence, sex, Bob/Bart, some Bart/Milhouse, attempted rape OC/Bob, smoking/drinking.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,165 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Bart S., Sideshow Bob
Just A Nightmare reviews
Burns blinked his eyes a couple of times in the darkness, eyes that still burned hotly with salty tears as he realized that it was just another nightmare. A ghost from his past. He took a deep breath and sat up in bed, his body still trembling slightly from the shock of being back in that moment once again. Burns/Smithers one shot. Written for gabrielcic from DA in an art trade.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Montgomery Burns - Complete
To Be Young reviews
A look at Waylon's past and his emerging crush on Mr. Burns as he is hired as the man's assistant part time after school. Everything seems to be going well until Waylon gets into a fight and Burns urges Waylon to fight back like a man, a bit of advice that he would come to regret.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,427 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S.
Bloodlust and Synergy reviews
Mr. Burns finds a romance/horror novel written by Smithers. Suddenly his suspicions are cemented when he finds that the two main characters bear strong resemblances to himself and Smithers. Maybe seeing his assistant in a new light could be a good thing,
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 151,211 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Montgomery Burns, Waylon S. - Complete