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Joined 01-13-07, id: 1196673, Profile Updated: 08-31-09
Author has written 6 stories for Sky High, Covenant, and Harry Potter.

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siamese cat-eyed bastard.

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Desire is Sweet Pleasure is Sweeter by kidadigasha reviews
Cassandra Brown was humiliated by Reid Gariwn, and fled to her hometown in Vermont to escape her peers. But when her parents send her back to Ipswich, everyone discovers that the once quiet girl has changed. Can she and Reid work things out?
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,274 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Reid G. - Complete
Desire Breeds Desire by Rast reviews
She wants a thousand things that all begin here, with this union of flesh. A thousand things that are like the silver surface of the ocean, hiding unfathomable depth and darkness. Kataang. One shot. Winner of Kataang Forever's 1st Fic Rumble Contest.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,620 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Getting Even by Silver Thunder reviews
Sometimes the most important thing is just settling the score - and Katara has some catching up to do.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2010 - [Aang, Katara] - Complete
Lonely No More by Nichole33 reviews
An unlikely friendship leads to an even more unlikely love. Tulie fanfic.
Friday Night Lights - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,855 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009
Trip by GoldenGirl reviews
Cook and Effy stories that takes place after the events of 3x08
Skins - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,940 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Cook, Effy S. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Rainstorm Amaya Arianrhod reviews
In the halflight, hazel eyes look green. Sometimes, when someone you really love is very ill, you'll grasp at any chance that they might be well again and there with you. ME, onesidedcrush!EvinLianne II
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Tortall - Complete
Tell Him by Lela-of-Bast reviews
How our favorite Tortallan ladies, conventional or not, told their husbandsor lovers that they were expecting. Now showing: Sabine of Macayhill. SPOILER ALERT FOR TERRIER, Chapters 19, 23, and 25 only. Please read and review.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,832 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Tortall
All I Ever Wanted by xx.just.a.contradiction.xx reviews
All I Ever Intended' from Oliver's point of view. KBxOW, loooong oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Sexual Education by Owl and Crow reviews
Sirius thought the reason that Lily hadn't shagged James was because she didn't understand the ins and outs of procreation. This Lily dearest is a penis. It is used to have sex with and to pee. Lily and James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kel & Dom: 50 Themes by Emmegan reviews
A collection of shorts chronicling the relationship of our beloved Kel and Dom. There are actually 53 themes, because I went overboard... Enjoy!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Linger by Hey There Delilah reviews
Katie Bell is fresh out of Hogwarts and sharing an apartment with quidditch star Oliver Wood. When her friends get her a spot on Puddlemere United, will she be able to handle the responsibilities that come with the fame? COMPLETE? WHAT? YEEAHH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,230 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 2,434 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Stitches by Strapless reviews
Some things are unavoidable when Evin Larse is involved, as Miri finds out.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Tortall - Complete
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Queen Jane Approximately reviews
Oh, no. No, no, no, no. The last time you made me over I looked like the transvestite hooker from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/11/2007
a terrible love reviews
he is beautiful, and she is such a whore for beautiful boys. lily and scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
he's like a papercut reviews
If there was one thing worse than not getting her way, it was getting it. Lily in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
autobiography reviews
she's such a slut.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Love and Some Verses reviews
They're like brothers. She's like their little sister...and yet, not.
Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,758 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Teenage Wasteland reviews
Katherine Cole is shy, paralyzingly so. She likes someone but what happens when a friend becomes more than a friend? Sometimes things just don't turn out the way they're planned.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete