Author has written 7 stories for Law and Order: SVU, and Harry Potter.
City: San Antonio
State: Texas...good luck trying to find me though...I fit the description of most of SA town...TX rox my sox and is the Best State ever (I'm biased)
Goals and things I want before I'm old and in a retirement home: Get a Motorcycle,bundgi jump,meet cast of SVU (and Prick Wolf), get belly button pierced,have get married and have a family, travel and see the world, got to a Spring Break Party, Tell the elementary principal off and tell the song that I parodied off,Do something so OOC that people who knew me will be blown away, produce a TV show or a movie, and many other things that I don't know yet.
Favorite Quote Over All: "Always write in color" Ms. Elaine Flores Carter AKA my Favorite english teacher/Godmother and the coolest one too!.
Some of my personal mottos/qoutes:
"What my mother doesn't know won't kill me"
"Brothers...you can't live with them and you can't murder them either. ( plz note...my brothers just drive me nuts to the extreme so I mutter that a lot. nothing personal; to your brothers)
"I only have one life to live, so I live it up to the fullest
"Boys are scum...with some exceptions"
"I am NOT crazy or any synonym of the word...I'm just eccenteric"
"I don't want to be eaten by the sea turtles!" (My friends were ignoring me and I wanted to get their attention so I said this extremely dramatically...it was hilarious when they turned to me and wondered what I was on...)
"Why be Normal?" (People always say I'm wierd, so I just smile, thank them, and say this)
Favorite sports teams:
Basketball: The San Antonio Spurs!
Football: The Dallas Cowboys!
I am a college "smore" that lives in San Antonio, Texas, I'm crazy, loving, and very random. I'm busy with so many things that it's not even funny. I have so many plot bunnies that are running in my mind, its spinning. I will try to post them soon. I want to give a shout out to all of my friends. Ya'll rock my sox!!
I have the most awesomest awesome beta ever! You rock! You know that you do so don't deny it! You My Dear friend/adopted sister make my world go round.I can now say I have a sister (and I'm very proud of it). You are my confident, my friend, and my ray of sunshine. You understand SVU and love it to death...unlike my family who thinks that it is boring...You help me through dark times with the Evil Lady (Mother Dearest) and just make me feel happy. So here is to you my baby sis (raises hand w/glass and toasts).
Yes, Contaire to popular beliefI do enjoy Romance and just becuz I have a dark outlook on life does not mean that I do not have ideas about Love and yes, I am a romantic at heart. Yes I do have a big heart even if I'm a Demented Crazy that goes around talking about death a lot. These are some my favorite pairings:
HarryPotter/Hermoine Granger (out of HP I like this one best)
HarryPotter/Ginny Weasley...it has to be a really good story.
Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger...same
Draco Malfoy/ Ginny Weasley
Ron Weasley/Hermoine Granger
Ron Weasley/ Luna Lovegood
Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood
Nevelle Longbottom/ Lavander Brown
Nevelle Longbottom/ Ginny Weasley
Dr.James Wilson/Dr.Lisa Cuddy
Det.Lillian "Lilly" Rush/Det. Scotty Valens
Private Investigator Shawn Spencer/Det. Juliet "Jules" O'Hara
Private Investigator Burton "Gus" Guster/OC
Dr. Temperance "Bones" Brennan/Special Agent Seely Booth
I have a lot more favorite pairings but it would take to long to mention them.
My favorite bands are:
Fall Out Boy
Three Doors Down
My Chemical Romance (MCR)
Bowling For Soup
Country ( Garth Brooks and many of them out there)
I do like to dance. I also like other bands but that would take to long, so I'm not gonna list them all. I Love rock and most of the other genres of music as well. I do enjoy reading books, you know those things that are made of paper that teachers force you to read during class.
Check this out...
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If you could read that put it in your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you belive in GOD put this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World,'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Not-a-Trog, Luvs-Mitchel-Musso, Phoebe Starr, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Black Twisted Soul, StoryDreamer, GregSanders, Lowell the Lonely, Micchi Tachikawa , Selena Valintine Mars, JusticeIsBlind13
This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.
My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Let us help thoose kids that are abused. We CAN make a diffence!
The story of Jack Schitt:
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
I got this story from author Alexis8907 and if you like it then copy & paste into your profile.
Even though I mostly read mostly SVU fiction, I enjoy reading other crime show fics, book fics, movie fics,& yes sadly enough, I read Cartoon fics as well. I am also one of those special people that actually (and enjoys) reading other people's Profiles to learn more about the Elite few that that are also known as FanFiction authors.
Men are like a deck of cards...
You need a HEART to love him
You need a DIAMOND to marry him
You need a CLUB to bash his f-ing head in
You need a SPADE to burry the bastard
If you feel like this then copy & paste this in your profile
My hobbies include dancing, being on the internet, facebook, Chatting w/ my friends (regular talking, IMing,Writting notes, e-mail,ect.), Watching crime shows, writting fanfiction, reading fanfiction, and reviewing ff, the list can go on and on...
Time for the copy/pastes that I have more but do not have the time to type! (yes, i do have to type them because my computer is being annoying)
If you are a Harry Potter fan and there is no way that Twilight will ever replace HP in your heart, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you don't have any problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you absolutely love getting reviews, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever wondered why paper beats rock, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you like to wear ties, copy and paste this on your profile. (ties are cool)
If you think that the government should legalize gay marriages even though you yourself are straight, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think some canon relationships aren't worth the paper they are printed on, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever laughed for no reason in a quiet room, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pulled an all-nighter because of schoolwork, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have procrastinated things because your favorite fanfiction story updated a chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever read fanfiction when you were supposed to be studying for a test, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have at least one word that you just can't spell no matter how many times you've written it, copy and paste this on your profile. (Mine is 'definitely'. No matter how many times I've typed it, it is always that one word with the red squiggly line under it!>_
REMEMBER WHEN ..getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
Some randome facts...
I Hate, Loathe, and Despise Child abusers/ wife beaters just people/animal abusers in gerneral with a fiery passion...I beleive that there should be a speacial level of hell for the bastards that commit the heinious acts. Lets just say that I would Use all 3 unforgivable curse (and take great pleasure in using Imperio, Crucio, and last but not least Avada Kadavera)
I am a slight parnoid person (despite what my friends tell you)
I LLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVVVVV My SA SPURS!! Lets go SPURS and take us to the chapionship!
I luv my beta becuz She is like a sister to me. Not to mention the fact that she is really cool, too.
I am very cynical and sarcastic (I luv sarcasim as long as its not at me)
I think that almost every thing is a conspiracy
I LOVE Kangaroos!
I'm a chocoholic
I HATE the cold weather (anything below 65 degrees f)
I find that the noises the rain and owls make are soothing (yes I know I'm Wierd like that)
I hate Dried Coconut and coconut period
I LOVE Fiesta and every thing that goes with it (cascarones,parades,Pan de Dulce which is Sweet Breat, and we get a day off to watch the Battle of Flowers Parade, (hah, I mean what other city actauly shuts down so all of the Town can see a parade and party?), the food tacos, aguas frescas,bounelos, and every other type of Mexican/TexMex food under the sun, and just the whole atmosphere!
I love coffee,but not allowed to consume it...at home or at school...
I hate names that end in "ie". They annoy me. Those names should end with "y". (Example: Kimmy, Danny, Billy ect.) I do makesome exceptions
This is my take on the JFK assination. LBJ was the mastermind behind it. Jackie-O was in on it. Lee Harvey Oswald was a red herring. And Finally the Warren Comision covered it
All in all I'm JusticeIsBlind, JIB13 for short,I'm part of a surrogate family that is known as the fan fiction universe. This pen name is just an extenstention of my heart and soul.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie & Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Friends visit you in jail, good friends bail you out of jail, best friends are sitting next to you saying "Awesome, Let's do that again!!!"
friends comfort you when you're rejected, best friends walk up to him in a public place and say loudly "It's because you're gay isn't it?" (I actually did this to a guy once...it was hilarious)
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
friends help you move, best friends help you move the body.
friends tell you you're too good for him when your dumped, best friends call him up and say "You're gonna die in seven days."
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
friends ask you why you're crying, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.
No I won't go to hell! They have a restaining order against me!
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway
Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
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