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Joined 01-13-07, id: 1196916, Profile Updated: 06-30-17
Author has written 38 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Yu-Gi-Oh, Inuyasha, Pokémon, Teen Titans, iCarly, Victorious, Ed, Edd n Eddy, and School Rumble.

CHECK IT OUT, I HAVE A GAMING CHANNEL WHERE WE ALSO READ BAD FANFICTION: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeK5nZLr2cz5YRfiElahpQQ

UPDATE 4/5/17: I'm writing fanfiction on Fridays now, to keep it separate from my other fiction/poetry/nonfiction/music/who-knows-what-else stuff. The main stories I'll probably be updating for a while are For Kathy and Supertrope Skitshow.

Likes: Music, playing it and listening to it. That's my real hobby, writing fanfiction is something to do for the hell of it. I do plan on becoming a writer, though, because you can't depend on music to carry you without being disappointed or really lucky.

Dislikes: People who have an extensive list of things that piss them off in their profile, like anybody gives a shit. Oh, and anyone who is even remotely racist, sexist, or homophobic. Gas them, I say.

If you have ever rubbed one out to an episode of Dexter's Laboratory, copy this into your profile and stay away from me. Seriously, I'll knock you out.

If you have seen that wascally wabbit, copy this into your profile and learn to pronounce "R."

If you have eaten pudding without eating your meat, copy this into your profile and go outside.

If nothing in my profile is funny, copy this into your profile.

If you still quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail, congratulations, you're a raging nerd. Enjoy the next E3, whenever that is.

If you cannot understand why these dumb things have to be bolded, copy this into your profile and just chill, man.

Hey, here's a few lists of my favorite things! If you have a life, you'll probably skip over these! W00T!

Favorite Animes: Dragonball Z, School Rumble, Daily Lives of High School Boys, Azumanga Daioh, Nichijou (My Ordinary Life), SKET Dance, Higurashi, and if Aku no Hana continues to kick as much ass as it is kicking right now, I'll be adding it to the list too.

Favorite Music: My tastes are really skewed toward pop-punk/emo, indie and pop-rock in general. Some of my all time biggest musical loves are Death Cab for Cutie, The Beatles, Saves the Day, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Weezer, The Early November and Bob Dylan, among many others.

Favorite Movies: Super Troopers, The Aviator, Back To The Future series, Bad Santa, The Stand, Friday the 13th series, Wedding Crashers, Drive Well Sleep Carefully, Ace Ventura 1 and 2, Blazing Saddles, Eurotrip, Kingpin, The Ring and Happy Gilmore.

Favorite Comedians: Lewis Black, George Carlin, Ron White, Bill Hicks, Stephen Lynch, Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan, Stephen Wright and Mitch Hedburg.

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(='.'=) This is bunny. Which one of you jackasses made this? I seriously hate this little jerk. Look at it, all smug and pretending to be all sweet. It's just like those little Koala bears, they look huggable and lovable until you get close to them, then they bite your face off. Don't fall for it. No matter what, don't copy this into your profile so we can put him into extinction once and for all. And remember, only you can prevent forest fires... wait, what?

All flames can be sent to: inemadhe@inbox.com

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
The Ultimate cliche catalogue by Catch 23 reviews
SICK of cliched and repetitive stories? APPALLED by bad spelling and grammar? LOVE random capitalisation? Then this, my friend, is the story for you. Now with EXTRA sarcasm.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,926 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
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The Dragonball Z Supertrope Skitshow! reviews
THREE TROPES PER CHAPTER! FREE TIME INSERTED IN A WOOD-CHIPPER! Okay, but seriously, this is a bunch of sketches based off clicking random on a certain trope aggregator website. Sometimes they go together like Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato and other times more like Beets, Lard, and Toenails.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 5/7/2015
DBZ Court reviews
Justin's a judge. Justin's judging DBZ characters. The DBZ characters sue each other for extremely stupid reasons. Who is Justin? Some dude I made up. Fair rulings? Doubt it. Any knowledge of real life law? Absolutely not.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 59 - Words: 72,126 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Cell, Android 18 - Complete
Sitcom Android 13 reviews
Three androids. One apartment. My second attempt at the same damn apartment idea with this show. Androids 13-15, having been woken up by an electrical storm that erased their primary objectives, find themselves wandering aimlessly through life like most of the humans they so denigrate for being weak and squishy. And also HIJINX. OF THE WACKY VARIETY.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 4/7 - Android 13, Android 14, Android 15
For Kathy reviews
Matt Stoneman, driven out as a pariah from his own hometown, seeks redemption in the form of a wish from the seven magic dragon balls. But redemption for him is going to come at the terrible cost of his moral decay, as he must resort to deadlier and deadlier sins to obtain the balls-and fend off challenges from everybody else seeking them. New chapters resuming Saturday the 18th.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 4/16/2016
Dragonball Z Pairings of the Apocalypse! reviews
This fanfic is going to take you through some of the most patently gross, awful, or just stupid pairings in Dragonball Z fanfiction history. Read at your own risk.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 37,974 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
The Nanny reviews
Yet another doggone ol' story where one of the YGO girls hooks up with Seto Kaiba by going through his brother first, as a nanny. Will wonders never cease?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [S. Kaiba, Shizuka K./Serenity W.]
Damage Control reviews
Raven and Starfire have found themselves on the cover of certain tabloids and it's up to team leader Robin to dispel any rumors about the Titans. Can he overcome his stage fright long enough to weather questions from the most intense interviewer known to humankind? Spoiler alert: no.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Complete
The Infestation reviews
Seto and Mokuba Kaiba's mansion suddenly falls into siege, courtesy of an organized army of man-eating cockroaches. This is basically just a way for me to vent after I found out that my new apartment had a roach problem.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2014 - S. Kaiba, Mokuba K. - Complete
Pathos of a Duelist reviews
Keith, he drunk.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Complete
How Yugi and Pegasus's First Duel Should Have Went reviews
The language I filtered this under is "english." It should be "sequel." Recommended for those who like the first one I did about Yugi and Kaiba.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Yami Yūgi, Pegasus C./M. Pegasus - Complete
Shenron and Porunga's Excellent Apartment reviews
When Shenron and Porunga are forced to live together by court order, they must find a way to make ends meet while fending off hostilities from the mafia-esque Wish Council.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Porunga, Shenron
The Peach Creek Horror reviews
This started off being a parody of H.P. Lovecraft, and I don't know what the hell it is now. A boy moves to Peach Creek and meets the Eds, but after 24 hours is stricken with sudden madness and put into an asylum. This is his first and last retelling of the story.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Edd, OC - Complete
Goku Gets Gas reviews
And boy howdy, his farts are truly lethal! Please enjoy the stupidest thing I've ever written.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Goku - Complete
Writer's Bloc reviews
A bank robbery occurs in a strange part of town, and the Titans are sent to investigate. The excuse I have for this story begins with "I" and ends with "was bored."
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Complete
The Curriliad reviews
Have you ever wanted to read an epic poem about curry and romance, featuring School Rumble characters? Ahaha, didn't think so. But try it anyway.
School Rumble - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Kenji H., Tenma T., Oji K. - Complete
Rex's Typical Morning reviews
A nonsensical story about Rex's hatred for his owner's hand, and what said hand has to do in order to control Rex.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Robbie S., Rex P. - Complete
LA Beastboy Eats a Ghost Chili Pepper! reviews
VOMIT ALERT
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Beast Boy - Complete
The God of Puns reviews
Low-Key, the God of Puns, comes to Earth searching for Frieza, resulting in a very PUNgent day for our heroes! You will hate me for writing this!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
Old, Oldd, 'n' Oldy reviews
Ed, Edd, and Eddy, plus about fifty years.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sarah - Complete
How Yugi and Kaiba's First Duel Should Have Went reviews
The language I filtered this under is "english." It should be "filthy."
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Journal of a Hardnosed Man reviews
See, the title's funny because Krillin has no nose, and yet he is a statue. This is a companion piece to "Diary of a Stoned Namek," detailing the inner thoughts of Krillin in his brief period as a stone statue.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2014
Diary of a Stoned Namek reviews
What if Piccolo could think while he was a stone statue during the Babidi saga? Well, I imagine it would go a little something like this...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Complete
The Raven and Starfire Tapes
Remember Kablam's "Prometheus and Bob Tapes"? Well, that, but with Raven and Starfire. Robin has tasked Raven of the newly-minted Teen Titans to teach alien newcomer Starfire how to blend her orange self into human daily life. Then she breaks a lot of stuff.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Cyborg, Raven, Starfire
Tori and the Gang Meet Slenderman! reviews
What wacky hijinks will ensue!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2013
HFIL's Kitchen reviews
Chef Jordan Gatsby has faced daunting challenges before in his show Hell's Kitchen, but how will he cope when this year's 16 contestants consist of people like Goku and Vegeta! Find out in this quest to determine the best chef in DBZ!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 9/28/2013
Body Exploration Love Journey OH YEAH reviews
The Titans have decimated all of the villain population of their fair city. But now, Robin, Cyborg, and Beastboy have even bigger things to deal with, if you know what I mean. Wink wink. WILL STARFIRE'S NAIVE NATURE BLOCK ROBIN'S ADVANCES? Answer within. INDEFINITE HIATUS'D
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,595 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Cyborg, Raven
iNternet: A Tale of Unspeakable Cruelty and Terror reviews
When you stare long enough into the abyss, it stares back at you. The iCarly gang only thought they were up to date on Internet culture, but one day they experienced the true horrors of the cyber world they thought loved them. Now everything is falling apart.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,526 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
DBZ Jeopardy reviews
On public television, no one can hear you scream at stupid DBZ characters, cuz ain't no one watchin' anyway. Justin hosts an abridged version of Jeopardy based on Dragonball Z, and the characters in the show still manage to get questions wrong. Durrp.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 80,665 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Dr. Gero - Complete
YuGiOh! Pairings of the Apocalypse! reviews
The long-awaited ? sequel to DBZ Pairings is here! Join me in looking at some of the most absurd or revolting ships in the Yu-Gi-Oh fandom! Warning: Not for people who value their sanity or take this stuff seriously. INDEFINITE HIATUS'D
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/23/2011
Where Is Everyone? reviews
Sesshomaru is the last man on earth. Will he cope? REVISED ON JANUARY 12th, 2011
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Sesshōmaru - Complete
On A Cold Winter Night reviews
Robin and Starfire were inseparable, until that cold winter night where fate frowned upon them. Oneshot. REVISION ON JANUARY 11, 2011.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Community Service reviews
YamiMarik and YamiBakura are arrested and they have one last chance to save themselves from a prison term. The conditions may make them rethink jail, however. Will they survive this punishment? Are you in suspense? Didn't think so.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
A Pokemon Episode In Theory reviews
This is for those of you who have, for some reason, never seen an episode of Pokemon. Here's what happens in a typical episode. REVISED AS OF JANUARY 5TH, 2011
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete
Super Happy Fun Island Yay reviews
The gang goes on a cruise to help Yami relax, but the cruise becomes a nightmare whenever the worst happens: being stuck on a little island with Kaiba, Yami Marik, Yami Bakura, and Pegasus! REVISED AS OF JANUARY 4TH, 2011
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,625 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Yami Yūgi - Complete
PaRoDy Sue 2 reviews
Yes, here it is, the sequel to the first Parody Sue. This one, obviously, is in Inuyasha's world. It's a parody of really stupid, cliche Inuyasha fanfiction! NOTE: EDITING FINISHED AS OF JANUARY 2ND, 2011
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,709 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sesshōmaru, Inuyasha - Complete
PaRoDy Sue reviews
This is a parody of everything that makes me mad about Mary Sues and the American YuGiOh series. Trust me, you'll like it and if you don't, well, I can't refund your five minutes. FULLY REVISED AS OF DECEMBER 21, 2010
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,539 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Yūgi M., R. Bakura - Complete
Koga Is As Stupid As A Pet Rock reviews
Koga. Stupid. It's obvious, isn't it? But will he ever learn to chew and blink at the same time? Only time will tell.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Kōga, Ginta - Complete
The Angsting reviews
Here's another great big wonderful potshot at an irritating genre. Warning: No matter how funny I make this, you will probably be in a bad mood after reading it.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete