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Author has written 4 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Stargate: Atlantis, Unreal Tournament, and Star Wars.

Wuzza, children of God? (Even if you don't believe He's there, you're still His child...or have I already freaked you out? lol)

My name is Kaity (I like to spell it Kaytie cuz I met someone named Kaity who had it spelt the same as I, so me--who has given up on trying to "fit in"--changed it so I could be different. Yay!). I live in Tennessee and I'm 13 yrs old. I have a little brother, 2 dads (One is my dad through marriage...not because I'm Catholic...I didn't mean to offend anyone lol). I'm a Seventh-day Adventist, and for those who don't know what a SdA is--and I love it when people ask because that means I'm DIFFERENT! (and rare)--we are extremely weird people because we go to church on SATURDAY (wow, doesn't that slap you right in the face?) and on our top-three list of things we like to say, the #1 thing is : "JESUS IS COMING SOON!" (The second is "I'm so close to God, He turns the light on for me whenever I walk into the bathroom. The third is "So THAT'S why your refridgerator stinks!" ...get it?)

As you can probably guess there are two things that stick out with me: The first, I make up corny jokes to try and get people to laugh. The second, I like to be different...being normal is boring...boo normal! (lol I got this way after coming home crying to mommy because somebody called me "weird". she told me it was good to be weird because if I was normal that meant I was like everybody else, so I gave up trying to be like everybody else because it's IMPOSSIBLE lol)

I write cute little kids books like "Joe the Fish" and "Will the Frog" and "Brielle the Ferret". Joe the Fish is ready to be published, so you should see it soon with Tony Nelson. Writing has been a big thing for me ever since I was a wittwe wittwe girl. I would rewrite "Cinderella" and rename it "Cinderkaity" lol. And I had such a high little voice back then you wouldn't think that I could sing Base in the choir. (But I don't lol) Let's see...oh, I've been known for making a great idea and starting a story, but then not finishing it. BUT this time I WILL!!! (I took small steps with Joe the Fish lol)

Well...that's me. Oh, yes...(Mom wanted me to put this just to make her laugh)...I'm the ONLY 13-yr-old that DOESN'T have a cell phone! lol I probably would never use it anyways. I only have...what? 5 friends? But if I did have a cell I'd take an iPhone (who wouldn't?) only because I can't afford a laptop and the iPhone has Internet access. I'm so cheesy! lol. I make good friends with things named "Internet" lol.

And I write lyrics...granted I still have room for improving, but they're pretty good. I'm trying to start a band called Bloody Ressurection (And I'm are a "strong believer" in God? Oh yeah...I'm really Lucky Kentucky, also...lol...I get the "Best of Both Worlds!") But there's a verse (I can't remember which one) that says we are "ressurected with the blood of Christ". So...yeah...

And I'm random...It's amazing how I can write a book and not be like

Jason was tall with blond hair and brown eyes with a bad temper.

As he walked the hallway--

oh yeah, he had a soft-spot for cookies.


Well...This is God's experiment gone wrong...you know, God never made a mistake, but I think he came close on me, because I'm the ONLY person who admits I'm a loser...and then LAUGHS! (That's not right...lol) I'm my own bully...lol you'll see me in the back of the room with Multiple Identification Disorder (is that what it's called?) going "Gimme your lunch money! No! Gimme! No! I will make you forget the homework! Fine...Wanna cookie?" Have a good day and God bless...and ROCK ON!!!

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Star Wars: Hybrid
This introduces a new, unnatural character called the "Vomo Gatto", which are alot like Cathars except for a few differences mention in the book. hope you enjoy it!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Published: 3/3/2008
Undead Ace reviews
It's my own wackedout twisted story of UT3....I hope you like it. BAD summary ALOT better story lol
Unreal Tournament - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008
Stargate Atlantis: The Continued Story
This is really what a friend of mine and I have come up with. Some things may be a little off, so forgive me. We have introdued 2 new Char's a Tok'ra named Zava, and another woman named Dakara. We hope you enjoy it tremendousley! 1chap is 1ep
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,424 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - John S.
The Legend of Mobius I: Four Hopes reviews
It's a Masterpieceinprogress, but mainly its like Narnia, WoW, and Eragon combined. Enjoy! BAD summary, better story
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007