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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.


My name is Kelly, I'm 22 and I chase way too many chocolate vendors on a daily basis. I would love to open my own bookstore one day and sell my own book in it, but I doubt that's going to happen. I'm a college student, battling for my Tourism degree, and I may or may not own over 400 books.

My mother tongue isn't English, it's Dutch and I mostly write HP fanfiction but I'm trying to branch out. If you have any other questions, requests or good looking pics of lads you wish to share, you can always PM me.

My tumblr: pranksterprongs

Completed stories...

De uitdaging (The Challenge):

It's a Dutch story about a girl named Anna who makes a bet with her best friend, Regulus Black. She'll have to make Sirius Black fall in love with her (but like, really, really in love) and when he does... She'll have to dump him. Hard... Or so the bet says. But life doesn't always go as planned, does it? Obviously a Sirius/OC

Living in the Moment:

This is a Next Generation Harry Potter fic. It's about a girl named Rose that gets stuck with her nemesis, James Potter II. And I do mean that quite literally. After they got hit by a nasty curse and their potion blew up in their faces, they can't be apart for more than a couple of feet. Rose doesn't know what to do with herself. She had her whole life planned out and let me tell you this... That asshat of a Potter was certainly not supposed to be in it. James P. II/ OC


Defeating Them at Their Own Game:

Maeve always thought that she was a reasonable person. She's best friends with Lily Evans and they share the same dislike: the Marauders. They've been the victims of their pranks for almost six years, but now they've had it. Especially Maeve. They decide that it's time for someone to put the Marauders back on the ground and to show them that they're not the only ones who are great at pulling pranks.


Barking Mad

This story is about loner Nika Schmidt who gets caught up in the drama of the Marauders. When Sirius and the others get into a fight, the whole school kind of panics. Sirius decides to replace James with Nika, which Nika is a little baffled by. You see, Nika's had a crush on Sirius for many, many years and now he was right there! Nika carries a few secrets of her own though and with the oncoming war she will have to choose who to trust... Sirius/OC

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A Walk in Your Shoes by Spirit007 reviews
Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 186,395 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 9/22/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Bottle-Specs by takethefirewhiskyandrun reviews
"What's she done to herself?" Sirius whispered quite loudly. There was a slight scuffle and some mumbles as I squinted, trying to make out their shapes and turn towards them."Um, are these yours?" Potter said uncertainly, after a few moments. "If you're talking about the embarrassingly thick, probably broken glasses on the floor, then yes. And…I can't see without them," I babbled.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 135,014 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Sirius B., OC, Regulus B.] - Complete
Tyranny's Disease by cgner reviews
Lily intended to spend one night on James's pirate ship and leave with her purse a bit heavier. Now she's stuck on board, which might be less annoying if she could figure out where they were bloody going, if half the crew didn't suspect her of sabotage, and if she weren't falling for the captain. And why on earth is his cat wearing an eye patch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,191 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
So Far by kissmedraco reviews
The girl who watched angrily every time he had someone pressed to his lips, now tangled up in trouble she'd never asked for; or how I, Charlotte, found myself involved in the tumultuous life of Sirius Orion Black. {SB/OC, Marauder Era, canon} **ABANDONED**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 182,359 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sirius B., OC
You Only Had to Ask by parummortem reviews
Arthur has always wanted to get to know Merlin better, so when his step-sister Morgana introduces him to a website that lets you ask questions anonymously, surely that's the perfect way? Merthur high-school AU
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,858 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Firewhiskey Kisses by Amelia Letter reviews
"He's fit all right, but he's as dumb as a post." "I heard he snogs better than firewhiskey." "Nothing is beter than Firewhiskey. Nothing." Rachel Fredricks can't believe her ears. Sirius Black's snogs were not better than Firewhiskey. Of course, Rachel has been wrong before. SB/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 69,405 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
The Ones Left Behind by sudowoodo reviews
Sirius wasn't looking for a new best friend, but James was now spending all his time with his new girlfriend. Sirius was the one left behind, and I was the one he found. And neither of us expected what we found in each other. JamesXLily SiriusXOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,456 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Fuel to the Fire by PleaOfInsanity reviews
Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,772 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Paramour by ManiacalBliss reviews
“Don’t cry love. It’s not your burden to bear.” He pulled away, looking me in the eyes seriously. I paused for a moment, then embraced him tighter and kissed him fervently once more. "You made it my burden when you said you loved me." -excerpt-
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,003 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
You Know You Love Me by baby blue eyes10 reviews
You're horrible, Sirius.' I rolled my eyes and continued down the hall. 'And you can't help but love me.' Halting in my movements, I thought about it. Did I love him? I guess that's what this year would reveal; and I'm so keeping my fingers crossed. R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,093 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Nobody Sees Me Wishing by solitaireclay07 reviews
Ivy Bennett was that girl eyeing Sirius Black during their Defense Against the Dark Arts exam. She didn't mean to do it - in fact, she doesn't even like Sirius in that way. She was glad that he never noticed her. Well, in a way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 163 - Words: 167,364 - Reviews: 5591 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 9/9/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Again I go Unnoticed by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
So, this is really awkward. For some reason, I've found myself trapped. Trapped in a corner with a roguishly good looking sixteen year old male in front of me with an amused glint in his pale, grey eyes. And I really, need to pee. Sirius/Mary MacDonald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,175 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
What's Dearest to a Man's Heart by Melody of the Storm reviews
Sequel to Curse of the Self Insert. After a fourteen-month-long exile, Kate's back and ready for DMC. But this time, she's putting everything she's got into stopping that kiss...Jack x OC x Norrington, rated for language and implied citrus.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,620 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
You're A Strange One, Lily Evans by qwertybob reviews
Formerly known as 'Boys Will Be Boys'. Welcome to the mind of Lily Evans where blokes confuse to no end, James Potter is a subject of mystery, and daydreams are slowly taking over. Read&Review SVP XD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 122,093 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Slavery is Illegal by StLibee reviews
Lena is in love with her best friend's stalker, who's best friend uses this information to blackmail her. The result: Rumors of lesbianism, burning lubricant, lots of snogging, and a love triangle with too many points.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,058 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Just Like Heaven NED by dracogirly reviews
COMPLEET! Harry huurt een huis om er vervolgens achter te komen dat de vorige bewoner nog niet verdwenen is. Wat als het ook nog eens een geest blijkt te zijn en Harry de enige is die hem kan zien? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Dutch - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,642 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Barking Mad reviews
When the Marauders fight, fangirls cry and teachers take a breath of fresh air. "You don't mind me sitting here, do you?" I looked up and found my crush staring down at me. "I - erh, what?" Sirius Black winked. "Good. Don't need bloody James anyway. Hi," he said, turning to me as he sat down, "be my new best friend?" Don't judge me, but I might have fainted a little bit there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 165,217 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., OC - Complete
Finding Satisfaction reviews
Lord Voldemort won the First War and the world has turned dark. Muggleborns are taught magic in secret and now that Hermione Granger has come of age, she's sent off to educate her own pupil. Scorpius Malfoy is a cocky lad, but a promising student. Unfortunately her student isn't the only one who stole her heart. Jane Eyre/Dramione AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 9/5/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Living In The Moment reviews
I had it all planned out. I was going to be a kick ass Auror, a mother of two and married to my gorgeous boyfriend... But then my whole life got turned upside down. What happened, you ask? James Friggin' Potter happened. Well, him, a nasty curse and our messed up potion... JamesII/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,015 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - OC, James S. P., Fred W. II - Complete
Defeating them at their own game reviews
Ik haat ze. Die stomme, arrogante, lompe eikels. Ik dacht dat het pesten vanzelf wel zou stoppen. Niet dus. En na die laatste stunt ben ik het echt beu. Ik zal ze verslaan. Ik stoot ze simpelweg van hun troon! Volledige intro binnenin Sirius/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Dutch - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,701 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
De uitdaging reviews
P.S.: Ik wou dat ik hier nooit aan begonnen was. Ik was gewoon dom genoeg om die verrekte uitdaging aan te gaan. En nu heb ik niet alleen hem pijn gedaan, maar iedereen in mijn omgeving. Hoe vind je dat?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 44,948 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete