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Joined 01-14-07, id: 1198274, Profile Updated: 02-24-09
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, and South Park.

Wow... So this is my profile, huh? Looks kind of empty... I should fix that! Sooo...

Let's start with the basics. I have a name and look like myself. I usually do things I like to do and I am several years old. I like some things and hate others. Sometimes I don't care about random stuff and other times I do. I have a personality and live on Earth.

Wow, I think I just broke a record! That gave even less information than Kakashi's introduction! I'm so proud!

Ahem... Maybe I should give some more info... People could get annoyed, and lynch me! Wouldn't want that to happen, after all.

Okay... So I do have a name and people use it. Occasionally. It's way too long to use without stuttering, so just call me Liinu or Liine. I also like exaggerating and dislike the fact that people misspell my name, that's why I give them my nickname, which, in reality, isn't that original. So, like I said before, I am several years old, 16 to be correct. I like commas.

Um... I am a grammar freak and like to bounce from one topic to another, to annoy and confuse people. I like writing, drawing, listening to music and other random things. I hate using the word (letter?) 'I' too often, and like the triple-dot thing.

I live in a country few know about, I'd say about 5 million people, maybe more. People have heard about it but have no idea where it is. I'm proud about my country, even if the people here are idiots, and like languages. Ok, so I'm a language nut, can't help it, even if I am really bad at learning 'em.

I really like talking to people and hate it when I'm ignored or left out from a conversation, or not listened. That's why I try to answer to most letters/reviews I get.

Randomness is good, randomness must be. Oranges and coffee rule, especially in large doses. Sugar keeps the world spinning and ice cream is needed at least once a week.

I hate writing angst, especially in large doses, 'cause angst doesn't come out from the carpet that well. Humor is what I do, with a dash of romance and drama/angst/other.

That sounded like a recipe for a cake... or cookies! Cookies are good.

I am awesome/great/+ several other good adjectives. I am probably considered a God in some countries, and should be respected.

I'm not.

I have Firefox and there are currently opened 38 tabs (my record is somewhere near 50-60) and I am pretty certain you didn't really want to know that. I tend to leave things unfinished, or finish them really late, especially when I have school.

People call me a male, but I'm pretty sure I'm a female. Even if I do act like a guy.

I am most definitely a pervert and would do anything to read 'Icha Icha Paradise'. Yaoi edition, if there is one... Drool...

I am a Neopets (DON'T laugh) and Naruto freak. I have a deep hatred for SasuNaru and any Naru-seme pairings. Unless I like them, then I don't hate them. Unusual Naruto pairings are awesome.

I start cackling/laughing at random times (mostly at school) and I'm proud of the fact that people think I'm a freak.

I don't have enough friends so I invited some voices into my head.

Sooo... looks filled enough (evil smirk). Pretty sure that most of you didn't want to know that and if you did, then I hope I won't get any stalkers.

Buh-Bye!

UPDATE!

I got fanart! Check it out:

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Socially Awkward by Hopeful Puppy reviews
There was a shot fired. The clear ringing of a gun... But it wasn't his. Sherlock grins as he realises he was saved by the one man who can create a brand of chaos even Mycroft is hard pressed to control. And all without even being present. It's always nice to know your personal guardian angel is still hanging around and annoying your elder brother...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,918 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Patience Rewards Itself by The Miffed Writer reviews
Sebastian Moran's job was simple this time; 'fix' Vernon Dursley. He was prepped to do it. He had no problem doing it. That is, until he sees an unidentified boy with no record of existence at the residence thrown out of the home. Thus, Harry Potter gains a (admittedly unconventional) family, Jim gets a protégé and Seb just hopes that Harry won't wind up quite as...off as his Dad
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,700 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb] Harry P.
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,743 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 4,914 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
A Little Spirit by iamfinallyfree reviews
An orphaned little girl causes love to blossom between Six and Rex as they raise her together. Rated M for later chapters!
Generator Rex - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 188,950 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Agent Six, Rex S.
Mind the Gap by Sage Thrasher reviews
A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,968 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 12/12/2014 - OC, Inoichi Y., Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Reading the Signs by Rendered Reversed reviews
!Non-Magic!Arcade!AU! It takes Tom four months to find out the kid's actually a famous rhythm game champion, another month to get his name, and (embarrassingly) another month to figure it out. Harry—with his green eyes and messy hair and round, clunky glasses—is completely, utterly mute. Oneshot, TMR/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/27 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] - Complete
The Point of No Return by Araceil reviews
(Adopted from Monsters-Need-Love-Too) A faulty Portkey, a mangled leg, a dead classmate, a pair of wands, and a one way ticket to Isla Sorna. Today just isn't Harry Potter's day. Neither is tomorrow. Next week isn't looking too good either. Next month? How about next year? No? DAMN! (BAMF!Survivor!Harry, Slash, Timeline compliant.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,133 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P.
so much trash it needs another garbage can by Rendered Reversed reviews
!Magical!Crack!AU! The one where Harry is cosplaying anime trash and can't stop fantasizing what a cosplaying Tom would look like (and now neither can you). Oneshot, TMR/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Name Confused by enchanted nightingale reviews
What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 107 - Words: 62,745 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 3,764 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
In Search of Companionship by Inevitably Insane reviews
After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,960 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,902 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
The Long Road by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Ten years ago, just after the war had ended, when everything was settling down and the world was turning right side up again, Harry Potter disappeared. Hermione had lost all hope of seeing her friend, when who should show up uninvited to her wedding party but two beautiful strangers with a most interesting tale to tell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 242,544 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 157,420 - Reviews: 3961 - Favs: 5,370 - Follows: 5,861 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
To Live, Love Everlasting by Of Stories Told reviews
What is left to us, the survivors? When death is all that surrounds us; what do we live for? These questions plague a young man's mind as he desperately searches for a respite, and perhaps forgiveness of those he has condemned. Yet one has to wonder if punishment is truly what he deserves. Perhaps what he truly needs; is simply a second chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,099 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Study in Friendship by MorticiaYouSpokeFrench reviews
Sherlock knows that the Potter boy, the one with the abusive relatives, is hiding a secret, and sets out to solve the mystery. In the meantime, Harry sends a letter to Lord Voldemort in an attempt to come to an agreement with his enemy, and finds out that he and Tom Riddle aren't so different after all. The story of three lonely boys finding friendship in each other. Eventual Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,802 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Sherlock H. - Complete
Thomas Riddle and the Lamb of Dreams by Rendered Reversed reviews
!Canon Compliant AU! Tom Riddle is granted his right to reincarnate under one condition: a probation period of 25 years in his next life, supervised by the very god that's claimed him—the God of Dreams, formerly (in life) Harry Potter. He's pretty sure there's some cosmic irony going on with that one. Oneshot; PRESLASH(?) TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/12 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Wizard by 1Belphoebe reviews
Harry had one friend in primary school. Sherlock never got over his one and only crush. Very slow, soft romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,338 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14587 - Favs: 9,921 - Follows: 9,565 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
The Case of the Man Who Was Wanted by MyDearLadyDisdain reviews
After an inexplicable case in Surrey, Sherlock is after the strangest criminal he's ever encountered: a mass murderer, that has eluded the authorities for almost 14 years. Unfortunately, Sherlock Holmes is the only one that can see right away that this Harry Potter character is completely innocent. And hang on, is that tea set floating? (Harry/Sherlock, slash eventually)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,959 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
What The Future Holds by SensiblyTainted reviews
One-shot. A glimpse of the future at the end of Flying with Tattered Wings. Shadow Snape continues to recover under Draco's watchful eye, and love finds their friends and family. Maybe, just maybe, they can truly be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shadows Within the Light by SensiblyTainted reviews
SEQUEL:BMFS After 4th yr, Harry's adopted and becomes Shadow Snape. He returns to a Hogwarts run by McGonagall, with a slightly altered face and new scars. Neville and Draco help him face the monsters in his mind and the new evils stalking the world.SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 477,020 - Reviews: 3667 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flying with Tattered Wings by SensiblyTainted reviews
Long Epilogue to Shadows Within the Light! Harry Potter is dead and Shadow Snape lives in his place, or, well, dreams in his place. He's in a coma. Can his adopted father, Severus Snape, and boyfriend, Draco Black, an ex-Malfoy, help?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,579 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,153 - Reviews: 3817 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sound of the Revolution by beakanoma reviews
In his fifth year, Harry faces ostracism with boyfriend Cedric for coming out and for declaring Voldemort has returned. Part 2 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for Chapters 01, 03.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,962 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Inheritance of the Elves by Naruto-junky reviews
"Born today: July 31st of the year 1980, is Harry James Potter. Son of James Potter and Lily Potter. Grandson of Alasdair Potter and Rosemary Potter. Future mate of George Weasely . . . And Fred Weasely!" Under Construction. Some editing to be done before final chapters in September.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,861 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., George W., Fred W.
Curiouser and Curiouser by Cibbsoldlady reviews
Harry is more then just a wizard; he's a genius. So what happens when he meets another genius the beginning of his third year? One that Deduces Harry's treatment at the Dursleys in less then a minute? The answer; Quite a lot, apparently... Mentor!Sherlock Genius!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,679 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 3,218 - Follows: 4,863 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30522 - Favs: 16,965 - Follows: 14,694 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where 'Master of Death' is an Arguably Crappy Job Description by Dantriestobeproductive reviews
Or where Harry starts to be visited by Dementors with increasing frequency, and he can only wonder what the actual heck is going on. (Edit: fixed up the title/summary non K-rated words problem. Thanks for the heads up!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 1/24 - Harry P., Dementors
Solid Silver by Nillen reviews
Mafia!AU. Harry is a normal, average, kindergarten teacher. Well, minus his boyfriend and his cat, of course. [A series of oneshots with continuous plot.] WARNING: Contains behaviours associated with stalking and unhealthy obsession. Kids, stalking is a no-no. Report stalkers to the authorities. Don't befriend, date and/or marry your stalker. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,513 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
An Extraordinarily Ordinary Life by Raidermae reviews
Dr. John Watson has always had the heart of a Gryffindor. When he is introduced to the world of magic and becomes the guardian of the Boy Who Lived, the heart of the lion becomes more apparent than ever. This is the tale of a broken man and an abused little boy who find in each other the strength and courage to learn to live and love again. Eventual slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 77,636 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Sherlock H., John W.
What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,206 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 4,928 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 1641 - Favs: 5,884 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Accidental Shag by Dantriestobeproductive reviews
Where Naruto wakes up in bed with Hatake Sakumo. Wait, what the fuck? (Set in the Paradox Dad universe.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/24 - [Naruto U., Sakumo H.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Bits and Pieces a collection of sorts by BajaB reviews
A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,698 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 10/19/2010
The Courtship by Skeren Dreamera reviews
Kakashi has lived a fairly straightforward life in the years since the war. Apparently, that doesn't really sit well with his students, and they decide that it's their job to help. If that means dragging him into a relationship with them? Well, that just means they care.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/16 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 5,448 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Camaraderie by Rendered Reversed reviews
!AU! Tom Riddle, one of the century's most powerful Magus prodigies, claims he doesn't need a Fighter. And he doesn't; Bestia-type Fighter Harry Potter just happens to be a convenience when he picks him up. TMR/HP slash, Word-Prompt Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 54,900 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Paradox Dad by Dantriestobeproductive reviews
The Second Hokage is determined in assigning this mission to the blond time-traveler. Naruto is not amused. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
His Web and the Spider In It by williamsangel88 reviews
No one could deny that Sherlock Holmes's homeless network was well used. It was wide and spread all over London. It didn't only have adults either. One-Shot, starts when Sherlock first starts to build his web until John enters the picture.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 158 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Game by Rendered Reversed reviews
!MAJOR NON-MAGIC AU! VolDeMort, an infamously vicious PvPer. Scarred, a ridiculously lucky warrior. HBPrince, their unfortunate priest (sage, but really, who's keeping track?). Together, they're the smallest of the top 10 teams on CoS Online, and probably the most dysfunctional as well... Eventual TMR/HP SLASH, pairings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,959 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Come on Closer by xLoveless19 reviews
It's been a few months since Naruto became a genin and was assigned to Team 7. When they go on another C-ranked mission Naruto had expected it to be another boring escort. However, the mission took a turn for the worst and Naruto suddenly found himself in the past. kakanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,624 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Minato N., Kushina U.
Albus Potter and the Cunning Plan by Lunadeath reviews
Albus was getting tired of others thinking they knew him better than he did. While it was true that he'd been worried about what his family would think if he wasn't Sorted into Gryffindor, the main reason for it wasn't what everyone thought. He was worried because he knew that he was NOT a Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,721 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Dreaming of the finishing line by stolen with the night reviews
John Watson had almost died in Afghanistan if not for the strangely calm boy with emerald eyes who saved his life. Getting attached to the flippant child wasn't hard even with all the strange happenings that surround him. How will having a young, genius, master of death wizard affect Sherlock and Johns adventures? For an amused 'Hamish' hiding his magic isn't even the hard part.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Arcane Academy by ame3565 reviews
With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,546 - Reviews: 3921 - Favs: 6,132 - Follows: 6,724 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Harry P., OC
As far as the imagination goes by Dantriestobeproductive reviews
Being the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune has some interesting...side-effects. Kakashi's in for a hell of a ride.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
The Identity That Holds the Mask by mystery0991 reviews
What if, from the age of 9, Naruto has been living two separate lives? Who could tell that a loudmouth, hyperactive ninja is actually an undercover ANBU. If so, how will the future turn out differently, perhaps, with the added romance?WARNING!KakaNaru!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,206 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,568 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Memories of Freak by FalconLux reviews
In Harry's fifth year, Occlumency lessons open Severus' eyes to who Harry Potter really is and he starts to look at him differently. Over time, understanding grows into trust. Trust into something like friendship. And friendship into something more… Harry/Severus SLASH (Snarry); Sane!Voldemort; Darkish!Harry; OoC; AU – See Inside for Details
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,626 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Harry P., Severus S.] Voldemort
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,473 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 2,972 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Of Demons and Pitchforks by Of Stories Told reviews
In which it can be a felony to talk to snakes, or where Harry decides to become supreme ruler of Azkaban. A sorta drabble fic with Harry in prison.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,886 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Fenrir G., Dementors
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,649 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
50 Heartbeats Away From Romance by Rendered Reversed reviews
!EWE! Harry finds an oddly cuddly pet in the Dark Lord, and Voldemort finds a sanctuary for his heart in his old nemesis. Fate had never been so strange. LV/HP SLASH(ish, haha)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,747 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Slick Shades by Sarah Gail reviews
It was pretty amazing to Kakashi how one little thing could change a person entirely, though Naruto was quite desirable no matter what he wore. [KakaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/17/2014 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Expectations by FalconLux reviews
What if Potter's life at the Dursleys was more damaging than anyone realized? What if Snape's worst scorn came as a comforting normality? Severitus-ish; no slash; set during first year; mentions of child abuse; rated T mostly for allusions to Harry's past
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 123 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Obvious and the Oblivious by FarFromNever reviews
In which it's obvious to everyone but Naruto and Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2014 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Beautifully Broken by Jessiikaa15 reviews
ONESHOT! DARK!FIC: Many things have happened to Harry, he endured because it was what he had to do to keep the ones he cared about safe. But when he finds out that Sirius' death was not how it seems, everything becomes too much and his mind snaps. Consumed with hatred, he goes to the place where he feels drawn and shows the world why he has always been a threat! LV/HP Light!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 210 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4629 - Favs: 4,806 - Follows: 4,339 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Stripped Down to Words by Rendered Reversed reviews
!Non-Magic!AU! in which Harry steps outside his comfort zone to write a thrilling romance with a cheesy title, Tom is an actor chosen to play in the upcoming film adaption, and it's a shame that they're not in love, otherwise it'd make a kind of sweet love story. TMR/HP PRESLASH, THREESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,265 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Broken by Batsutousai reviews
Dumbledore knew before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts what he needed the boy to do, and he knew exactly how to make him do it. A twist on the normal manipulative!Dumbledore story. LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,511 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 10/2/2009 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 3,799 - Follows: 4,841 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
Friends Like These by FalconLux reviews
"You've heard the expression 'not if we were the last two people on Earth' or some variation thereof. Well, if you've ever used it, let me give you a piece of advice. You would. Whatever you swore not to do in those circumstances. You would. Trust me. I've been there." – HPLV brief mention of slash but not shippy - ONESHOT - WARNING for strong LANGUAGE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 50 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5554 - Favs: 8,443 - Follows: 9,060 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Witnesses by nungureum reviews
The relationship of Gibbs and Tony, told by the people that come in contact with them at various points in their timeline. Up to Flesh and Blood. Some set at non-specific times, some set at specific episodes including One shot, one kill, SWAK, Requiem, Truth and consequences, and Flesh and blood. Some facts and scenes altered for the story.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D.] - Complete
Certain Things Rearrange, and This Whole World Seems Like a New Place by barspoon reviews
This is an appendix to my story 'Things Just Ain't the Same When the Hunter gets Captured by the Game'. It's a collection of vignettes from the point of view of various other characters mentioned in the story. It gives details and answers questions that can't be told in the main fic. Rated M for implied situations, some bad cussing (*cough* Kiba... *cough*), and a little violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,523 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Icarus by budchick reviews
Tom Riddle's mother promises him an angel before she dies. Ten years later, Harry falls from the sky. Mostly father-son bonding.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Healing Touch by promisesofhappiness reviews
Maybe, if he becomes a Healer, he'll learn how to mend a broken heart. Or where Tom is oblivious and Harry is pining.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Tom R. Jr., Harry P.] [Sirius B., Severus S.] - Complete
Things Just Ain't the Same When the Hunter Gets Captured by the Game by barspoon reviews
KakaNaru. Post-war, Naruto is 18. When a friendship that turns into a bromance trips over an awkward series of events before stumbling into romance because Kakashi won't look where he's going, Naruto never pays attention, Kurama is antagonistic and meddlesome, and their friends are scheming ninjas, this is what happens. Please read A/N's! Mostly rated M for cussing. *NOT Fem!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 163,498 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
That We Might Shine by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, Snape as Harry's father. Some thought the world lost after the Dark Lord killed Neville Longbottom, the prophecy child. Only Severus Snape, the Dark Lord's Potions master, knew about the child Lily Potter had given birth to in the prisoners' pens before she died—and who his father was. A Death Eater's son becomes the secretly reared and hidden savior. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Living in the Moment by Rendered Reversed reviews
Tricked into possessing a seemingly unfarmable plot of land, Tom Riddle is forced to make things work and build up his new life from scratch in Mineral Town. He expected eventual success, a lot of hard work, and several painstaking seasons of the "outsider" reputation... but no one ever mentioned falling in love with a god. A life story told in 100 word snippets. TMR/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 251 - Words: 57,982 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Ephemeral Time by Mystical Magician reviews
With nothing left to lose, Harry sends himself as far back into the past as his death will allow him. Tom Riddle is easy enough to take care of, but there are more threats than just the teenage Dark Lord. HP/AD slash. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,001 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Psychosis by SnowWhiteOwl reviews
When Harry was hit by the killing curse, a horcrux was created. In this story, Harry is affected by the piece of Voldemort's soul inside his head in a more noticable way than in the books. Muggles, not knowing any better, decide he must be mentally ill. What effects might the treatment on a psychiatric ward have for the boy-who-lived and the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 237,477 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fifteen Million Ryo by Riya3 reviews
Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 81,759 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Sakura H., Sai - Complete
The Mystery of the Cat Figurines by I. H. Scribe reviews
After the war, Hermione, Ron, and Harry go on a(n occasionally drunken) crime spree that baffles Scotland Yard and the World's Greatest Detective.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 128 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
AntiHyphen by The Gray Maze reviews
The watchful eyes of the adoring public are locked on to the girl-who-lived-to-be-frustrated-by-society rather than where they ought to be: on her scheming twin brother. Slytherin!Harry, no Potter favoritism, no particular romance, hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,456 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Blaise Z.
Precious Memories by FalconLux reviews
AU; oneshot; Sevitus; NO SLASH – At five years old, a badly abused little boy only wishes to know if he was ever loved. Five years later, his most precious memories will save more lives than his own. Severus is a bit OoC; warnings for child abuse, excessive use of calming draughts, and meddling old coots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Beneath a Blue Sky by Araceil reviews
Naruto didn't need 'em. Any of 'em. He had a friend, one who would stick by him, come thick or thin. And even though they're on different teams now, that will never change. Epic Length. Important AN in Chapter 3, please read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,832 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Naruto U.
My Experiment by namedthingsyouthrowback reviews
Sherlock steals a boy. Sorry- rescues. John helps, because what choice does he have? But not even Sherlock knows just how not-boring things will be...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,661 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 3,770 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,601 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 3,003 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Of Sin and Blasphemy by Of Stories Told reviews
Harry is left to raise his son after the final battle. As new and dark threats arise, Harry must choose a new path; even if it it soaked in blood. slow slash, dark themes, mature
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,803 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Of Three by Of Stories Told reviews
A tale of three different men as they come to love on a hot summer day. As past and future collides; one is left to wonder if there is any hope to change what has happened; and what has yet to occur. A tale of love and second chances. Slash GG/AD/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,967 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Things Fanboys and Fangirls Should Not Do by Spark Writer reviews
Seeing as I have done nearly all of these things at one time or another (or wanted to) I thought it only proper to compile an official list of the funniest should nots for fangirls and boys. Multi-fandom.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/22/2013
Moriarty by Blusilver reviews
James Moriarty never existed-but Harry Potter did. With a single, split-second decision, the history and future of the world is irreparably changed beyond anything this fandom has ever imagined.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Harry P., J. Moriarty
Crimson Tangerine by enchanted nightingale reviews
Their first encounter changed the course of their lives. What will a second meeting bring? Contains Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,225 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,191 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Harry P., Sanguini
Boy by the return of merry reviews
Harry Potter, nine years old, is the youngest superhero ever to have run away from home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,197 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Jeeves and the Incalculable Mistake by 96 Hubbles reviews
Jeeves tells a different story about what happened after the infamous bicycle ride.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,409 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W.
Snape's new Snake by bexstar888 reviews
Harry is sorted into Slytherin, and Snape finds out some disturbing information about the boy-who-lived. What happens when Snape discovers Harry's secrets, his talents and his temper? WARNING: Contains mention of neglet/child abuse by the Dursleys
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,916 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Always by Of Stories Told reviews
Sirius falls through the veil and ends up in our world in the year 1990. Broken and lost he takes up a job in a small coffee shop to pass the time. There he meets a down on her luck writer and decided to tell her a story... a story of a boy named Harry... Updated and Edited
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3232 - Favs: 5,951 - Follows: 5,999 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Off Script by Expecto-Prongs reviews
John Watson is tired of being the pawn in Sherlock and Moriarty's game. So he decides to go off script and improvise... but he never would have guessed what happens next.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Seeing and Observing by DarkPhoenix713 reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after his second year, but his magic is acting up and getting him into trouble. He flees to muggle London where he is taken care of by a dog, a doctor, and a quirky detective. SB/JW possible other pairings. Light slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,253 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 4,301 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 4,264 - Follows: 4,379 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Obliviate by Fading to Black reviews
No one knew that Professor Lockhart made Harry do anything but address his fan mail when he had detentions with him. Harry's losing himself. Kind of Dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Red Sun by kaen307 reviews
Kyubbi save Naruto from death's door after his fight with Sasuke in the Valley of Death by sending him back in when Naruto just bacame a genin. Of course this time around, Naruto is no longer the innocent child he once was. Dark, smart, and strong Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,103 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U.
Murúch by Crazy PurpleSage reviews
Harry rescues a shipwrecked wizard and nurses him back to health, like a regular Florence Nightingale. Who the wizard is, however, is another matter entirely; Harry soon realises that he can only hide from his past for so long. Some things are meant to follow you no matter where you go. AU BW/HP [Sequel Up!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Every Demon Wants His Pound of Flesh by Nota Bene reviews
Following the removal of a piece of the Dark Lord's soul should mean that Harry's life goes back to normal. When have we ever expected normal from the Boy-Who-Lived? Sequel to 'Something Wicked This Way Comes'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Nightshade Academy of Magic by Sinclairum reviews
Sirius is dead. The Dursleys are dead. His friends are next in line. What can Harry possibly do? A new school invites Harry to its numbers and Harry readily agrees, ready to train his new powers. Post OTP. Possible slash. Rating will change in future
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,419 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P.
Piercing the Veil by Moirae Ma'at reviews
Harry swears he'll bring Sirius back from the Veil, even if he has to go to a new school, learn the dark arts, make deals with other-worldly beings, and raise the dead. Warring Minds, Book 1. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 107,134 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P., OC
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 1981 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Again and Again by Athey reviews
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 226,768 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 5,638 - Follows: 5,619 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Rewriting History by Tiro reviews
Whenever Harry does something drastic, he always ends up in a strange situation. Time-travel-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 163,886 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
1000 Paper Notes by xooxu reviews
Notes, companion stories, and musings related to my story 1000 Paper Cranes.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
More than a duty by passionateinterest reviews
Before dying, Minato asks Kakashi to look after his son. What happens when Kakashi's duty feels less and less like one but more and more like something deeper than that? Will he let himself fall in love for the adorable growing blond? KakaNaru and other pairings Rated M for later chaps. A bit OC, M-preg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 228,887 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Friend Named Voldemort by DuShuZhi reviews
The Dark Lord would not bow to prophecy. He lifted the green-eyed babe and apparated away. Destiny was shattered, fate was altered, and the future changed. Eventual Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 2,375 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Unplanned Incidents by TwinTrouble reviews
Companion fic to 'Unplanned Paternity'. Any drabbles you lot want me to write, this is where they'll go. This is any gaps and silences, any cute baby moments, any bits and peices I missed out in the main story. Send me requests for bits you want. :
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,092 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven reviews
After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warning:abuse, cutting, depression
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,553 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dead Helpful by rrenvy reviews
During the summer before his sixth year Harry meets the curious vampire Sanguini and befriends him. To cure his own boredom and to help Harry Sanguini becomes the new DADA professor as Nigel Sandman. Mild Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,487 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [Harry P., Sanguini] - Complete
Of Tanabata, and what makes a good romance by uzumaki rakku reviews
Naruto didn't like most love stories because they somehow always ended up disappointing him, and even the "classic" ones had some fatal flaw. He also wasn't sure if he liked the Tanabata story, because even though it's sad that the lovers were separated and sweet that they wanted to be together he couldn't help but feel it was such a pity. And if he had been Hikoboshi, he would...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
What Remains, However Improbable by Riddle Master 101 reviews
In which there is much drama, excitement, and magic. In which Mycroft is annoyed, Sherlock deducts the Statute of Security to pieces, and John is the only one polite to the new tenant. In other words: in which Harry Potter moves to Baker Street.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2905 - Favs: 5,856 - Follows: 3,092 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 3,828 - Follows: 5,039 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Serpens Arcanem by Evandar reviews
Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,783 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 4,386 - Follows: 5,810 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Neville L.
Snowman by TalaDentro reviews
Teddy has a very special Christmas wish. With the help of a snowman not Frosty will it come true? Slash and stuff. Happy Holidays everybody!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Butterfly by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LMHP Harry was always told he was a bit like a Caterpillar and one day he'd be a Butterfly too. Sorted into Ravenclaw, Harry learns that sometimes it's much harder to keep secrets than it is to tell lies. But it could be worse: he could be a Slytherin!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 213,834 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 2,352 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Dogtags by TwinTrouble reviews
Pet: n. 1. A fit of bad temper or pique. 2. An animal kept for amusement or companionship. 3. Uzumaki Naruto, host of Kyuubi no Kitsune.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,950 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Professor Monroe by Athey reviews
In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,480 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 1,959 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Why Should I Worry? by KiyoshiMichi reviews
Harry moves to New York with Remus to get a jump start on his artist career, and meets an odd man along the way. /Slash, AU, OoOness/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Purgatory by ContraryMaryBee reviews
Purgatory, between the living and the dead. He had always been a strange boy, now, they all realize just how different he is. Take your pills Naruto, for all our sakes. Rated M for lots gore and swearing. Insane!Naruto....my favorite. also...its YAOI thx
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,665 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
In Éirinn by Batsutousai reviews
While destroying the horcruxes, the trio finds the most unlikely of allies in the most unlikely of places. SLASH -Harry/Salazar-, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,092 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 263 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Salazar S., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Bleak Obsession by Lira Veralily reviews
Fenrir deals with his obsession the only way he knows how: by letting his wolf take control. Collaboration with Thanatos Angelos Girl. Warnings: Creature/Human rape, slash, character death, and violence. Read with caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Fenrir G., Harry P. - Complete
Founding Father by Stalker of Stories reviews
At the age of 7, all magical children undergo a challenge to see if they are worthy of their magic. This is Harry's. Short story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,351 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Brokenly Twisted by ThetaWolfe reviews
In a future where Konoha burned, Naruto Uzumaki was dying, leaving Kyuubi with no choice. Waking up in his twelve year old body, fox ears and a tail was just one of the many new surprises awaiting his future. KakaNaru Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,561 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Why Me? by Iriomote Yamaneko Nokomis reviews
Gaara works as a helper at an animal shelter. Before leaving for the weekend his boss asks him for a huge favor. One, involving taking care of an injured fox. GaaNaru. Rating changed for the future chapters. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,164 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4853 - Favs: 5,129 - Follows: 4,279 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Just One Text by Driffta reviews
John and Sherlock are best friends, if they don't see each other much they just text throughout day. They never tried changing their relationship to a more romantic one; that all changes when Sherlock finds a file named S.H. and sends John a text.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tell me Where the Gun Is So I Can Shoot Myself by lacramiora reviews
Ben has a twisted alterego and he's torturing Johnny in the worst way possible. What happens when Reed finds out? ReedxJohnny onesidedBenxJohnny
Fantastic 4 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,060 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/28/2007
Logical Interference by AirElemental101 reviews
Before meeting Sherlock Holmes, John Watson had never known anyone so able to both find and be found by trouble. However, in the case of one Harry James Potter, John was not sure whose penchant for trouble was to be blamed for their situation.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 644 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H.
Harry Potter and the Breeding Darkness by Athey reviews
Descent Into Darkness Sequel. Harry escapes Privet Dr for the summer after 4th year by staying with Tom. Death Eater meetings, training, and discovering new depths to his relationship with the Dark Lord. Harry grows and changes even more. Discontinued
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 242,408 - Reviews: 2439 - Favs: 3,534 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Different Life by Tiro reviews
They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. SLASH-FIC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 366,567 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Molestation of a Man by Shidoari reviews
MOLEST: 1. to disturb or annoy by malevolent interference.2. to accost or attack with the intention of assaulting sexually...or 3. to suffer all of the above by a young ANBU called Naruto Uzumaki. YAOI KAKANARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,913 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Lemon Drops and Blood Pops by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,316 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Forget Me Not by Sa-kun reviews
Everyone seems to have forgotten that the Boy Who Lived exists. Harry's friends don't remember who he is. Harry tries to hold on to reality as he knows it, while trying to come to terms with who he is. He finds Snape as an unexpected ally. 6th year AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 3,041 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
The Deaging Curse by htdcd reviews
When a deaging curse hits Harry & Severus, they have to grow up all over again...but is their past truly gone?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,444 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Chain Reaction by Unknown-de-Mordor reviews
It started with a glass of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster... Ford/Arthur get together and minor Zaphod/Trillian. Quite AU and OOC, I believe.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Complete
Of Like Minds by Scribe Shiloh reviews
Fic for Day Four of Asexuality Awareness Week. In which Harry has a problem, and Sherlock offers some unexpected advice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Learning Life's Lessons by meikouhaikitsune reviews
Harry goes back in time... to 1934. Tom, meet Harry Potter, you're new father - er -ly figure. Incest, kinda. Harry/Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,061 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,797 - Follows: 2,139 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 261 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
One Impossible Family by Sophie3 reviews
It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 184 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Sherlock H. - Complete
Little Monster by Lady Salazar reviews
During a mission to investigate the possibility of Voldemort gaining demonic support, a fight between Lily and James leads to a drunken Lily sleeping with a stranger... and unfortunately, Harry is very much his father's child. Dark themes. AU oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 227 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance! Slash scenes are well marked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,598 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Sherlock and the Child by Jambammer reviews
Sherlock's problem has gotten bigger. Sequel to "Sherlock and the Baby."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Soundscape by SanadaSayuri reviews
He was a Jinchuuriki who was murdered by his best friend. But Fate has other plans and Naruto wakes up in his five year old body. KakaNaru Yaoi DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,738 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Candy Flavored Venom by Kamikalo reviews
When Robbie's old professor comes to town, things seem happy and well. But when the good Doctor makes a strange request, Sportacus finds himself in a dangerous situation that an elf just can't save himself in. SportaRobbie. Later will be changed to M.
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,812 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sportacus, Robbie R.
Eden by Araceil reviews
Slash. Dumbledore could go hang. Even if all the magical world were to hate and revile him, he would go back and help Voldemort destroy Muggle-kind, before they destroyed the world, again. VERY DARK.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,388 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Child's Play by libertineangel reviews
After an unsuspecting Draco uses a curse that transfigures Harry into a baby, Dumbledore appoints Snape as carer. Follow them both through Harry's slow, strange journey back to 15!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,534 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Tangled Up In You by kcbeatles reviews
Rating is M. Assumes Phantom Planet never happened. Last chapter?
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Fallon Farran Academy V3 by Shadow-Ravin reviews
After realizing the true extent of Dumbledore's manipulations Harry decides it is time for a new school. One that will actually teach him to survive the war. Moresome Creature!Harry child abuse rape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Concerning Elves by PhantomGrimalkin reviews
After Pixel tries to find out how Robbie's latest scheme came to be, questions are raised about the nature of the Master of Disguise's inventions. Sporta/Robbie slash later on
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,636 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Sportacus, Robbie R.]
A Mile in Your Eyes by Araceil reviews
When Harry is left on Petunia's doorstep, she panics and writes a letter to her estranged older sister who eloped some years ago with a foreigner, Rosemary Evans. Four years later, it arrives on her doorstep, only her name is Kaede Haruno now.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,276 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 1,700 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Sakura H.
Where Angels Dare by londonsocks reviews
Having left Seamus and Dean behind in Ireland, Harry heads to the continent to mooch off friends and enjoy a summer surrounded by as few morons as possible. Sequel to Fools Rush In.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 330 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Harry P.
Fools Rush In by londonsocks reviews
Harry is not stupid,but what if for once he stopped to think for himself for just a moment? Dissatisfied with his current situation he resolves to improve it,to hell with anyone who gets in his way. AU after OOTP. Warning:contains some delicious cliches!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Scum of the Earth by KiyoshiMichi reviews
When a Norwegian man or American punk teen comes up to you, don't agree to follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
It's A Family Thing by Kiara Lupin reviews
Kakashi has been demoted forcefully by the Hokage. Along with his new rank comes a new mission. What does that have to do with saving his precious Icha Icha? Not KakaNaru. Its a family fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Science of Deduction by ifinallylearnthowtolie reviews
Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 40,974 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hyakumensou by Agni reviews
A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,617 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 2,380 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Grief, Deceptions, and Hope for Freedom by AnnF reviews
The first time Harry escapes his monitors after events in Dumbledore's office he receives a letter from Sirius that may be the key to a decent life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 3,391 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Harry P., Neville L.
Insanely in Love by ALERT-PoisonedTampon reviews
The world may have thought Squidward was crazy, but it was SpongeBob with the crazed love fixation. Who could blame him for wanting to show SpongeBob just how dangerous love could be? M for rape, gore, language, bunnies, slash, etc. Now complete.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,784 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Squidward, SpongeBob - Complete
Runaway train by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
They met at the station. He didn't know his name or anything about him and yet they continued to meet. Until one of them fell in love. But are they ever meant to be more than strangers waiting for a train. KakaNaru. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,309 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4830 - Favs: 10,422 - Follows: 11,931 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4187 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 4,297 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Good Man is Hard to Find by Mr. Gregor Samsa reviews
Stewie Griffin has grown up to be one of the most powerful, wealthy men in the world. He is cold, emotionless, and isolated. It takes a surreal turn of events to change his outlook on life and his outlook on love. BrianStewie-Takes place later in life-R&R
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,518 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Stewie G., Brian G. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 465 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Revenge by Xiah-sensei reviews
SLASH WARNING-ONESHOT- "Now," Sherlock murmured returned to his low, deep voice leaning in so his breath fanned across the doctors face. No need to raise his voice when his prey already looked like a deer caught in headlights. "Take off your clothes."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fighting Back by Miarix reviews
A six year old Harry encounters Lord Voldemort in his hour of despair. The Wizarding World will never be the same. No Slash. Features a Sarcastic Harry, cause I love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,294 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 2,004 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fractured by Tucagwathiel reviews
Because, in the end, all he really could have done was smile and pretend like everything was okay.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Harry P., John W. - Complete
Of Doctors and Detectives by solauzish reviews
Sherlock/John drabbles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Holiday Spirit by AbstractConcept reviews
STAND ALONE. NOT A SEQUEL TO ANYTHING. It's Christmas and Harry's young son, Cas Potter, is growing up and struggling to fit in, while Harry and Snape are too busy fighting to notice. Contains: AU, original characters, past character death. Thanks to: angela snape, aeryun, accioslash & lmeden
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,651 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Problem with Heroes by PhantomGrimalkin reviews
Sportacus has always been there when you needed him, eager to help the citizens of Lazytown out of any trouble. But Stephanie's starting to wonder if that's such a good thing when she realizes the kids are no longer being careful. Sequel: "Concerning Elv"
Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,754 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - [Robbie R., Sportacus] Stephanie - Complete
Sherlock and the Baby by Jambammer reviews
Sherlock faces his greatest challenge yet; Caring for a young infant. T for possible language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Offkilter by Mayrin reviews
"There are times when all senses suddenly abandon you at the most inappropriate moment, and you feel as if your world has gone off-kilter." Sequel to "Perfect", Bertie's POV.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves - Complete
Sand in the Ramen by Edlama reviews
A serie of independent drabbles about Naruto and Gaara. Together. NaruGaaNaru. Second chapter up. Happy Birthday, Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Deceptions by SilverEyesWolf reviews
Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,750 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Descent into Darkness by Athey reviews
4th yr. Through an accident Harry and Voldemort's Horcrux begin to interact and Harry slowly begins to change. He becomes stronger & slowly grows aware of the sinister events that have perpetuated his entire life. Dark!Harry eventual LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 267,992 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 5,359 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bally Misunderstandings! by Polly Oliver reviews
There is a misunderstanding in the Wooster household. Short. A bit slashy. Lolacious, hopefully!
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves - Complete
The Sooner It Will by ladywinterfic reviews
War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over. YAOI, KakaNaru, ANBU!Naruto, panicking!Kakashi, ruthless!Sandaime, READ. THE. WARNINGS. --- Chapter 7: Brainbreaking for everyone. Yes, everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,427 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The Enemy of My Enemy by SuchSights reviews
It’s the beginning of the 6th year and Harry’s finding himself drawn to the mysterious new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. If this was enough to complicate his already complicated life, the new teacher is also a man… and a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,726 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Harry P., OC
Jeeves the Joker by SherlockianGirl reviews
When Jeeves is drugged and Aunt Dahlia's silver is stolen, Bertie is left to deal with a loony valet and the distinct possibility of aunt-like retribution.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Take All The Courage You Have Left by ZabellaCookie reviews
It's the 25th of December and John Watson wonders whether it's considered childish to throw yourself off London Bridge to avoid meeting your boyfriend's family. Sherlock/John. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Someone to Protect Him by Lovefremione reviews
Dumbledore ignores Harry's pleas to leave the abusive Dursley's. Charlie overhears Ron, Twins, & Draco's fears and decides to help. Abuse, Chan, Bonding, Prophecy's, good Malfoy's, bad Dumbledore, Mpreg. HP/CW /Charry/ , RL/SB, HG/FW, DM/BZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,872 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/14/2010
From Darkness Emerges by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE AU Dark!Powerful!Harry. OOC Alert! At the end of 6th year, Harry comes into a creature inheritance. The wizarding world heads into war as he begins 7th year & nobody expects him to be Dark. Along with a powerful and surprising family, he brings around a new era to the wizarding population. SLASH LuciusxHarry CHAR. DEATHS Dumbledore!Weasley!Hermione!bashing (mild)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,971 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Mastery by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Technus has a love for three things: technology, beauty, and power. Alas, he only has mastery over one of them. He's going to have to fix that, now isnt he? One-sided Technus/Danny
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,465 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Danny F., Technus - Complete
This 'Caring' Lark by PrincessNala reviews
And that was the moment Sherlock mused that maybe this 'caring' lark wasn't such a bad thing after all. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Artificial Respiration by butterflye reviews
Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Kit My Naruto by Lady Luv of the East reviews
Kyuubi looked down at his kit and smiled as he watched him play, 'It was worth it, just to see him what he would be like without everyone baring down on him. My kit... My naruto.' making a sequel instead
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
An Interesting Turn of Events by Xiah-sensei reviews
SLASH WARNING-ONESHOT-Sherlock's playing with a kitten! Harry's come over for a visit! And John's getting raped behind Sainsbury's - No! Wait! It didn't get that far! Sherlock Holmes to the rescue! R&R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Narcissist by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
LONG ONESHOT. Danny is a closet narcissist...if you could call it that.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Leap of Faith by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry Potter doesn't want to live anymore, and Hell turns out to be more inviting than expected. Of Demons AU. SLASH Asmodeus/Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
3patchproblems by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock tries out twitter. Disaster ensues. Crack, implied Sherlock/John. If you want to read chronologically, start at the bottom.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Topical by Gater101 reviews
Wherein John has lunch with his sister and Sherlock is the topic of conversation.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/3/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Jeeves Gets the Day Off by SherlockianGirl reviews
When Jeeves comes down with the flu, it's up to Bertie to take charge of the household.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Kittens Cure Confusion by Xiah-sensei reviews
SLASH WARNING-ONESHOT - John gets some unwanted attention and Sherlock is confused for the first time in his life! How can three little kittens and a soaking wet John make all his confusion go away? R&R
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Tale of Two Wars by GingerIntelligence reviews
"Because it's clear cut and it's ambiguous, it's painful and it's actually calming, on both sides, and it's the most complicated moment of Sherlock's life, because it's just too simple." Sherlock/John, nightmare!fic, minor bad language. Mild pre-slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Ties That Blind by SherlockianGirl reviews
Bertie learns that Jeeves has systematically "revised" his wardrobe.
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Dance in the Dark by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Danny is hiding and lying to everyone, but an unexpected acquaintence in the club can see right through everything, and helps pull Danny out of the dark.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Danny F., Technus - Complete
April Fools! by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
PURE SMUT! Oneshot. Tucker and Sam are sick of Danny's April Fool's Day pranks, and enlist the help of Desiree to pull the biggest prank on Danny ever. Unfortunately, Skulker finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time with a nympho Danny Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,640 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Danny F., Skulker - Complete
I Loved You Too Much by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Oneshot. Set after Phantom Planet. Clockwork muses on Danny and his feelings for the ghost child, and suffers the consequences because of it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Danny F., Clockwork - Complete
Before She Cheats by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Songfic. Danny discovers Sam cheating on him, and decides to take advice from a pro and the prompts of a song to get his revenge. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Danny F. - Complete
Phasmatis Noctem by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Long oneshot. After being cheated on right before Christmas, Danny meets the most unlikely of people to confide in. Can Danny's Christmas cheer be salvaged? Rated for minor swearing and underage drinking.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Danny F., Skulker - Complete
Glass Magic by XME reviews
Seventh-year Harry Potter longs for normality, but broken spells, wild magic and a hidden past push him firmly in the opposite direction. Who- or what- is he? SLASH. POST-DH. Not epilogue compliant. Kingsley/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,027 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Harry P., Kingsley S.
Boys Who Rape by Your Iron Lung reviews
If he kept telling himself that what he did was artistic, then he'd be alright. He'd be able to live with himself another day.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Conrad A. - Complete
Jeeves & His Master by Fluxit Aqua et Sanguine reviews
A normal morning, preparing Mister Wooster for his day, in the eyes of a paragon of wisdom lost for the first time. A story of madness and unrequited love inspired in part by William Faulkner's "A Rose for Emily". Doctor's report to follow.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Founder's Keeper by trillium248 reviews
Time Travel. Founder's Era. AU. Dumbledore, believing he was doing the right thing, bound Harry's magic. Because of that betrayal, Harry flees to the Chamber of Secrets where he is unwittingly pulled into the distant past. Harry/Salazar. This is Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,267 - Reviews: 2443 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 5,082 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Salazar S.
My Jashin by Maru-sha reviews
AU fic. Jashin is the god of Death and puts up with his job without much interest. Hidan is a young boy in the Yugakure village. While in the care of Madara, the Uchiha member gets FAR too touchy-feely with Hidan. What will happen when Jashin hears Hidan's pleas for death? Can a god of Death...have a follower?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,236 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Jashin, Hidan, Madara U.
Blind Faith: Slytherin's Heir by xyvortex reviews
Sequel to Blind Faith, Harry's second year at Hogwarts with new challenges. Something haunts the halls of the school, hunting down the halfbloods. Who is the Heir of Slytherin, and who will stop him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,350 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P.
Odd One by KiyoshiMichi reviews
Harry could not help it... he just... snapped. And now... now he has to be someone else to come back. AUish Snarry! Freakishness GALORE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,357 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Little Paper Crane by His Little LabRat reviews
Something has to change. That's all he needs.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Damn You, Riddle! by KiyoshiMichi reviews
As some sick birthday gift, Tom hands Harry a book that changes his life... for the better of everyone. LucHar, TomSev M Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Paper Cranes by itsu-sual reviews
A collection of short Hinabn fics and drabbles. Various pairings and ratings for each.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie
Talking To Strangers by Kloudy Reignfall reviews
In which the doctor is mistaken for someone else, and a little girl is too adorable.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Dr. Worth - Complete
Of Serpents and Spiders by Ceris Malfoy reviews
He wonders if said "friend" will allow him to take his spiders with him. ...he figures probably not. ...That doesn't stop the spiders from coming anyway, much to his delight." Answer to my own challenge - see profile for details. TMR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
Six Stupidities by itsu-sual reviews
Prompt: "The five times Hanna did something stupid and Zombie had to take care of him afterward, and the one time Zombie did something stupid and Hanna had to take care of him". Hanna/...
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Black Tie and Tails by itsu-sual reviews
Worth's little sister is getting married. And if he has to go to the wedding, so does everybody else, damn it. Various pairings, some swearing, lots of fluff.
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hanna F., Zombie - Complete
Demon by MaskedNightmare reviews
Harry's Aunt and Uncle decided he was too dangerous to raise with their son and take him local orphanage, several years later who should adopt him other than Ari Haswari? He trains Harry or now Marcel Haswari to be a killer, Target: L.J Gibbs
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,182 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Harry P., Ari H. - Complete
The Spirit of Things by AbstractConcept reviews
WARNINGS: You can assume there was character-death in the untold back-story. SUMMARY: Snape is haunting Harry, but Harry’s the one wandering the halls at night like the undead. Told through a series of night-time encounters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chance Meeting at The Ink Pot by teddylonglong reviews
Severus Snape meets a six-year-old Harry Potter at The Ink Pot and ends up buying a book for the child, unaware of the far reaching effects of his spontaneous kindness. Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childic, abuse!Dursleys, Changing POVs Sev/Harry .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,717 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Shadows of Leaves by Imperial Mint reviews
Eight years since Sasuke left Konoha has seen dramatic changes to Konoha village. The village is protected by the unstoppable Shadow, a mysterious ninja who has taken countless lives for the Hokage... ItaNaru, onesided SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,943 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Hocus Pocus by Stalker of Stories reviews
Harry was Voldemort's right hand man, but a freak accident changes this in favor of the Order... right? Dark AU One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
On Their Sleeves by gloomsday reviews
Hanna is Not a Boy's Name - Patterns, a needle and thread, an orange shirt, and the act of covering over permanent scars. Hanna/Zombie, WAFF
Hanna is not a Boys Name - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Zombie, Hanna F. - Complete
Border Sauce Communication by lilyleia78 reviews
House buys Wilson lunch, but naturally he has an ulterior motive. Assumes established relationship, but no spoilers. Fluffy slash. New Chapter Two! *Order has been corrected to be chronological to the series
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 3/12/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
In Plain Sight by poysin reviews
When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry's id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta'd by Graenr!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,693 - Reviews: 1957 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
It Begins Now by Sa-kun reviews
Harry struggles to rebuild his life after a horrific assault. In the Muggle world, there is Dr Hill. At Hogwarts, he discovers Professor Snape. //Snape & Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Anyplace You Are by TourmalineTrue reviews
Sequel to The Old Familiar Places. Six months later. Brian and Stewie in New York City. Domestic bliss...of sorts. FINISHED!
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,465 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Raising Eggs: A Health Lesson by Ahja Reyn reviews
Professor Hatake enjoys torturing his students. But when bright-eyed Naruto Uzumaki seems to fall off the deep end, Kakashi is forced to admit that maaaybe he’s gone too far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
My Addiction by kitsunegyrl reviews
AU Hayate and Naruto share and addiction.Smart Naruto and Shonnen ai and Yaoi later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Hayate G., Naruto U.
Black Complication by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LMHP Fudge finds a clause in Sirius’ will. If Harry is to be Lord Black he has to marry a Black. Unfortunately, the choices are Bellatrix or Draco. But Harry is secretly married to Lucius! What lengths will Fudge go to look like he has control? AU Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,355 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Moonlight by DreamsofSpike reviews
House/Wilson FS; After Amber's death, House didn't expect to be forgiven. He also didn't expect Wilson's reaction to be so frightening and disturbing. Wilson is determined to hold onto the one person he has left -- by any means necessary.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,386 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House
Tony's Nightmare by PoeticJustice84 reviews
Tony has an unexpected visitor and Gibbs has to fix the problem
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
And Then There Were Two by starlightanddreams reviews
UPDATED: October 9, 2009 Chapter 10. Zuko is the heir to a multibillion dollar empire. Aang is a genius new student in the school. What would happen when their paths cross? AU. Yaoi. ZukoAang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,923 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Aang, Zuko
Until it Sleeps by Tranquilized-Night reviews
AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,942 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Last ToodlePip by Minor God reviews
Bertie can no longer hide who he is. Warning: features suicide and rape.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
I'll Be Your Daddy If You'll Be My Little Shinobi by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
After Yondaime's death, the entire Konoha Village is devastated and grieving, including a teenaged Hatake Kakashi. Will he pull himself together to take care of the baby Naruto, who is also in need of comfort and love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,752 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1680 - Favs: 2,951 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
The Sun, The Moon and The Sea by Twisted Vixen reviews
Immediately after the retrieve Sasuke mission, Naruto is put in solitary confinement. The day he turns 16, Danzou makes a deal with Akatsuki. It sets in motion a chain of events that will bring 3 deadly ninja together and change the shinobi world. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,638 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Spiderbite Dreams by Mersang reviews
Locked in the cupboard, alone but for the spiders, ten-year-old Harry’s thoughts can turn morbid quickly. No connection to my other story. Rated for considerations of death, from a 10-year-old. You are forewarned. Oneshot. Ramble-y.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by Kaline Reine reviews
Hidan had been molested by Madara in the past. What happens when he is really needs someone to be with him? Will Jashin hear his cries and come to his aid? JashinXHidan fic for Maru-sha's contest. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
The Boys Who Lived by Caprilyeous reviews
Cedric survives the night in the graveyard in Harry's fourth year. From then on they are dubed "The Boys Who Lived." Their relationship quickly begins to grow... CD/HP, lots of lemons, top!Cedric/bottom!Harry, light D/s, possible mPreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,524 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 676 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P.
Am I Imaginary? by Cordys-Vision reviews
Harry has been keeping a very big secret from Cedric. What happens when he finds out? Harry/Cedric Pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Projectiles by Beloved Discord reviews
Because when ideas fly, some make it to their destination, and others just aren't so lucky and fall short. A collection of first chapters that can fly either way. Harry centric. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Old Familiar Places by TourmalineTrue reviews
20 yrs later: "I love her and she loves me and together we hate each other with a wild hatred born of love"- J. August Strindberg. Only replace 'her' with 'him' & 'she' with 'he'. FINISHED!
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,093 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Forever by Cordys-Vision reviews
The secrecy of Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory's relationship is threatening to tear them apart as a couple. Can Cedric get over his insecurites in order to be with Harry or will their secrets break them up? A cute little Cedric!Lives! one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Guess Who by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi and Naruto are together and very happy. But life always throws a few curve balls in the way. Even Sasuke and Hinata get caught in the crossfire. And everyone goes along for the ride. Sequel to The Get Itachi Laid Challenge. AU, ItaNaru and other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Serpens Armarum by Evandar reviews
FanNoWriMo! Harry has an unusual reaction to Basilisk venom...one that will shake the Wizarding World to its very core. AU MagicalCreatureHarry, ManipulativeDumbledore, preslash COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 77,086 - Reviews: 2267 - Favs: 6,255 - Follows: 2,377 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How Harry Did It by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry was six the first time he learned he had super powers. His first prank was levitating Mrs Wiggs's wig during class. He was hooked. And then he went to Hogwarts. This is the story of how Harry did it. Warning: Humour
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P.
Issue At Hand by O' Clock . Nine reviews
Cedric have been waking up with a dry mouth and his boyfriend seems to be acting weird… CedricxHarry Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Could We Have Been by 2dragonkat reviews
What if Zuko had talked with Aang at the end of “The Blue Spirit.” Could their relationship progress into something more as they traveled all over the world because of that one little moment? Zuko/Aang yaoi. Sexual situations and such. You've been warned.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 106,127 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Brothers in Arms by ChoCedric reviews
AU. Cedric convinced Harry to take the Triwizard Cup alone. The day after, he does his best to comfort the young Gryffindor, to let him know he believes him about the frightening return of Voldemort which Harry was forced to witness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Time Will Tell by Twisted Vixen reviews
The handful of meetings between Uchiha Itachi and Uzumaki Naruto were always intense. Who’d have thought there was an underlying reason for it? Yaoi, ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,369 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry Potter’s Serendipitous Guide to Happiness by Sa-kun reviews
Of course,only Harry Potter would ever manage to end up pregnant with twins while his lover was on one of the strongest contraceptive potions in use. // SSHP. MPREG. SLASH. Mentions of HarryOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Jeeves and the Bed For Two by Princess Hannah reviews
A subversion of the idea that Bertie and Jeeves sharing a bed automatically entails romance. While sharing a bed on a ship to New York, our boys see new sides of each other.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,258 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves - Complete
Do Unto Others by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
SS/HP Severus is left as Harry’s very unwilling babysitter. This is the first chance he’s ever had to extract his own brand of revenge onto the man who made his life hell. James wouldn’t find out. Revenge would be sweet even if only Severus knew about it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kitty Trouble by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
Join Tom and Harry as they go through the pains of pregnancy. Tantrums, weird food, and mysteries ensue. Sequel to Kitty Love. M/M - TRHP - MPREG - OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,898 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Father Figure by Cassandra Incognito reviews
Naruto wanted... no needed a father figure. Kakashi fit perfectly into that role, kind caring compassionate if not a bit off beat, but it's not until the bedroom that Naruto calls out "Daddy!". Based on George Michael 'Father Figure'. KakaNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,530 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Jeeves and the Dirty Pictures by UnseenCharacters reviews
Jeeves tells us how a pornographic gift from the recently-married Bingo Little upsets Bertie Wooster's carefree bachelor existence. Slash. Prequel to Jeeves and the Niece Who Isn't, and the first of my Jeeves & Wooster tales.
Jeeves - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W.
Jeeves and the Niece Who Isn't by UnseenCharacters reviews
Set during the 1960s, in this piece the grand-daughter of one of Bertie Wooster's friends tells us a little about her favourite Uncles-who-aren't-uncles, Jeeves and Wooster. Ageists be warned, implied slash of pensioners. A podcast is available elsewhere.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Mr Wooster Falls Ill by Jestana reviews
Set about a year and a half after Jeeves starts working for Bertie, the latter catches worse than a cold.
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Mysteria by Liria Nai reviews
Days after the DOM a mysterious letter arrives and Harry is faced with a decision. Reject the offer and continue on the path Dumbledore has set for him or forge a new one and challenge every opinion ever forced on him. SLASH. Creature/grey/powerful Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,747 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
To Give Away by Mekare184 reviews
Advertisement in a certain newspaper section. Utter crack and very short!
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Deathly Scream by Flora Winters reviews
Harry snaps and his screams can be quite deadly. This fiction will contain slash, language, and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 139,458 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P.
Arachnophobia by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sai knew he was being a jerk, but at least he had Naruto naked. Smut. You know you want it, you sexy little pervert.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
What a Bunch of Nonjon by nonjon reviews
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,446 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
The Greatly Retarded Parody by D unknown reviews
Just what the title says.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Game Over by fudge poptart reviews
A oneshot that is not what it seems. Funny and very short. The two were bound together, and they were in absolute bliss. Until.....
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Cats to the Rescue by Healer Pomfrey reviews
Eight-year-old Harry notices cats have a much better life, or don't they? Another Animagus story. Completely AU, partly OOC, mentioning of abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry, sick!Severus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Matchmaker Matchmaker by livinglife reviews
Vlad the forty year old bachelor giving up Maddie Fenton? Very unlikely. So Danny is going to help him get over his love... by signing him up to a dating website! Vlad of course has no clue. What will he do when strange women start showing up at his door?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,624 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Vlad M., Danny F.
Winter's Icy Fingers Creep by Flora Winters reviews
Harry Potter forswears love and in the process of doing as such, his heart becomes a solid jewel of ice, transforming him into a glacial creature of cruelest beauty. Harry/Cedric
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Naruto Gaiden by kyugan reviews
Exposed to the Kyuubi from a young age, Naruto endeavors to control his demonic Kekkei Genkai, and prove to the world he is no demon. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,976 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Summer's Day by Sa-kun reviews
They were currently sitting out in the backyard on a transfigured couch with three legs. Charlie had brought a leg up on the seat and Harry was curiously pulling the loose trousers Charlie wore up to the man's knee. // CWHP, mentions of past child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Unexpected by lilyleia78 reviews
H/W Slash. It's House and Wilson's first Valentines. House isn't happy with Wilson's plans. "Come on; let’s get this farce over with." Updated to include Wilson's first attempt at romancing House.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Ushanka by RadianceRose reviews
While Kyle is reading to Ike, the younger Broflovski notices something odd going on with his brother's old hat. It seems that when everything is extraordinary one forgets that the ordinary exists. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Ike B., Kyle B. - Complete
Downtime in a Snowstorm by InformalSpoofer reviews
There's more than one way to keep warm. ZukoxAang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Substitute Omakes, Epilogues, and Alt Endings by BajaB reviews
Bits that didn't make it into the final version of my story, The Substitute. Mostly alternate endings. You have to read The Substitute for any of this to make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
A Lack of Color by beakanoma reviews
Part 1 Complete. In his fourth year, Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory. Part 1 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for some slight sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,609 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Blame it on the mistletoe by lilyleia78 reviews
Slash. A Christmas gift in which I was asked for House saving Wilson. "Any minute now, one of them would make a break for it, and Wilson would find himself in yet another accidental relationship."
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Published: 1/16/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
TOW Joey Cooks Naked by usedusernames reviews
Joey/Chandler slash. “And the headlines will read ‘Man Commits Suicide Because Roommate Cooks Nude’.”
Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Joey T., Chandler B. - Complete
Dragonfly by Sa-kun reviews
Sometimes, settling in and finding your niche in the world requires you to leave the safety and familiarity of the place you have always called home. CWHP, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,585 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 918 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
I Want You Bad by DetoxAngel reviews
Kakashi wants Naruto bad. YAOI! SHOUTA! You have been warned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 132 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The One I Run To by Sa-kun reviews
Sometimes safety takes on a strange meaning, but Harry always knew cupboards were safe. He just never knew that he would one day associate Snape along with cupboards and the safety and sense of security they always brought him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,696 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Savior by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Sequel to Monster. Hidden in Anbu is another organization. One that only has 2 members. That's about to change, soon they would be gaining an unexpected new member. Will be KakaNaru that means male x male in later chapters. Rated for possible lemons. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,737 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Five Times Wilson came back by lilyleia78 reviews
Five times Wilson came back from a trip and how House greeted him. H/W slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/2/2009 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Magnetic Pull by Violet Garnets reviews
Naruto's vacation up to Snow Country ends up being both magical and insane. KakaNaru. Written for the KakaNaru LJ Community Christmas Exchange. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Seducing the Sensei by Acherona reviews
Naruto starts college and meets the embodiment of his wet dreams. Join in his attempts of seducing his sensei…smutty KakaNaru Penthouse letter…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The five days of Christmas disaster by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
2 very short Christmas themed stories, one KakaNaru and the other hinting at the pair. Mostly fluff and humor.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
It was an Accident, Honest by Rhavia reviews
Zukaang / Why do all these little things keep happening to us?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Aang, Zuko
Delinquent Hope by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Sequel to Delinquent Love. Harry's sixth year brings stranger trials than expected. SLASH Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,872 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
The Firebending Disaster by Thrillzone reviews
Takes place during 'The Firebending Masters'. A small miscalculation on the dragons' parts leaves Aang and Zuko's delicate friendship completely shattered. How will they deal with this recent turn of events? Zukaang / AangxZuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,741 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Zuko, Aang
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Party by Ryuuko1 reviews
AU. Vlad brings his protege, the former Daniel Fenton, to a Christmas party hosted by one of his human business associates.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
No longer alone by Sir Night reviews
Naruto no longer wants to live to be alone. He thinks that the only person he cares about doesnt notice him. Will Kakashi be able to convince Naruto how much he really cares? SemiAU crossover with original manga. Chapter1 revised. new chapter2 is soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Concrete Angel by Snaperocks reviews
Harry was abused his whole life and always hid it. His friends and family find out but its already to late. *Tissue Warning*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Transcendence by oStilloDreamingo reviews
Harry takes control of his life after Sirius's death. Independent!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. Sheep!Weasley. Mildly AU. Post OotP. Ignores HBP & HDH. MoM/OotP/DE/Muggle/Non-Human politics. R&R Can be read as friendship or Pre-Slash: Harry x Firenze
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,055 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Harry P., Firenze
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 229 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Stupefy by mydickisthealpha reviews
Mostly crack!fic, some serious parts though. Itachi is a sensei at a school. Naruto is a student at said school. Itachi is a pedophile. Naruto is a student that is hiding something. M, Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
After Tonight by turquoise-kitsune reviews
When Naruto returns home with a suprise, guess what he finds? Why he finds his boyfriend cheating on him! Main: KakaNaru, with temporary SasuNaru, other pairings and warnings inside. LEMON SOON thanks to sky-eyed kitsune and Imperial Mint my beta's!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,148 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Thanksgiving to Remember by Elizabeth Kiefer-Feld reviews
Naruto has just turned 'legal' and is waiting for Kakashi to take him. Is Thanksgiving all that is needed to push the couples romance life further?///// kakanaru///// YAOI//////
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Sentence by DreamsofSpike reviews
House/Wilson, dom/sub slash. Part of the Leverage!verse. Wilson decides on a suitable punishment for House's earlier infractions.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
The Birds and the Bisons by reanwood reviews
Prompt: Zuko and Sokka give Aang "The Talk". It doesn't exactly go as planned.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Contract Leverage verse 7 by DreamsofSpike reviews
part of the Leverage!verse, House/Wilson, dom/sub. Wilson decides their arrangement needs to be in writing.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Delinquent Love by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry is sent to a school for delinquents over the summer and his life changes forever. For better or worse remains to be seen. SLASH. Pairings vary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 63,679 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
Christmas in Konoha by BeepBeepBoop reviews
Full summary of sorts inside. Kakanaru. Don't read if you don't like. Enjoy. Warning: Things will get /graphic/.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,462 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Rebellion by DreamsofSpike reviews
Part of the Leverage!verse. House/Wilson, dom/sub. The "Vicodin Wars" begin. House rebels, but Wilson won't yield, with disastrous results.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/10/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Deception by DreamsofSpike reviews
Another fic in the "Leverage" series. House/Wilson dom/sub slash. Wilson has given House the rules. House, being House, immediately breaks them. How will Wilson handle it?
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Dreams or Delusions of the Cursed by delusions dreamer reviews
His life was that of a jinchuuriki. He was meant to sacrifice everything from the day he became what he was. Sure, it was horribly unfair but someone had to do it. That didn’t mean that he had to like it though. Yaoi. Total Rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,078 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Naruto U.
Poor Sokka by starlightanddreams reviews
Zuko and Aang are having another baby. Sokka doesn't want to know about it. Sequel to SKY. YAOI. Zuko/Aang. Mpreg.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Trust by DreamsofSpike reviews
Fourth fic in the "Leverage" Series. Wilson/House, dom/sub -- Wilson has taken House in hand to help him get control of his life, following the Tritter debacle. In this installment, he puts House through a test of his obedience and trust.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/2/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
All the Small Things by Violet Garnets reviews
These little moments are what ties their lives together. KakaNaru. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Control by DreamsofSpike reviews
Sequel to "Leverage" and "Surrender" House/Wilson, dom/sub theme... House has agreed to Wilson's arrangement. Wilson outlines the rules :
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Ducks in a Closet by lilyleia78 reviews
The ducklings land in a bit of trouble while searching a patient's house.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Complete
Surrender by DreamsofSpike reviews
Sequel to "Leverage" Pairing: House/Wilson Warnings: kink, dom/sub; Wilson tells House exactly what he has in mind for their new relationship... House has to decide whether or not he's willing to give up that much control...
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
Leverage by DreamsofSpike reviews
Post "Words and Deeds", Season 3 -- House has taken up a new vice. Wilson takes it personally.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Seriously, He Didn't by InformalSpoofer reviews
Aang wanted to show Zuko a neat trick, but Zuko's one-track mind made it backfire. ZukoxAang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Sun and Chess by Sa-kun reviews
On a sunny day at the beach, Harry and Charlie play chess. /Implied CWHP/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Testing Boundaries by Sa-kun reviews
The end of the war gives Harry a sense of freedom he never thought he would possess. Charlie just happens to be wholly agreeable. /CWHP, suggestive themes, SLASH/
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,740 - Follows: 294 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3516 - Favs: 5,654 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Just a Habit by highonpixistixs reviews
CHAPTER 4 IS FINALLY UP. It was supposed to be just sex, nothing else. But no matter how much he tried to convince himself otherwise, it was very definite that Hatake Kakashi was falling in love with the blonde haired, blue eyed brat. KakaxNaru, Shota.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,988 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
You Wish! by Din Kelion reviews
When Danny makes a wish that gets him stuck inside of Norm’s lamp he must find a way out of his horrid predicament before an unlikely Halfa stumbles upon Danny’s lamp and makes a few wishes that both of them may regret. [FOP crossover] VmxDf.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,636 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Sleep by silverpen18 reviews
Gaara falls in love with Naruto for something he can't help. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Sky by starlightanddreams reviews
Zuko and Aang have a baby! Sokka and Katara visit them to find out how exactly this happened. Zuko/Aang. Humor.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Call of the Wild by RestartingInsanity reviews
SLASH:AU: Harry doesn’t like what he sees when he steps off the train. Harry is about to take a gamble with a wolf, while at the same time fixing his own life. Can he do it? Can he make Remus see himself? Remus/Harry. 2-part
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,784 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Ten Good Ways to Annoy the Bejeezus Outta Voldie by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Well, I just have to say that this was inspired by the videos on Youtube, so i'll just disclaim them real quick: the ten ways aren't mine. The video isn't mine. Hoshi is mine though, touch him and die!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Indelible by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
LVHP Ginny died in the Chamber. only Harry and Tom know how it really happened. Harry can hear Tom in his head. Dumbledore sends Harry to Azkaban. Voldemort will have to find another way to get his body back. Harry is marked but whose side is he on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,294 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Masks by Cordria reviews
Sometimes, people hide who they truly are behind masks. This is a short story about the day that Lancer decides enough is enough when it comes to Daniel Fenton. Sequel is 'Plunge'.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,070 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
A Name as Cool as Akatsuki by Thorn In Your Side reviews
A chapter for each team of the most loved evil organization! Plus an Orochimaru one-shot. Warnings: smut. But there's a non-smut section too...just like a restaurant, except there its smoking and non-smoking...I'll stop now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Pain/Pein - Complete
A Sonnet by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Lee finds that the best way to woo his green eyed goddess is the old fashioned way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Smores, the Doors, and Unwanted Dinner Guests by lilyleia78 reviews
Slash. It’s all the fun of camping without the annoying sleeping outside bit. Prompt: How to cook for guests while your kitchen is being repaired. Set in the Bordersauce Communication universe, but takes place in the future.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/7/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Anarkia by Naia reviews
Abandonned by his guardians, Harry Potter vanished from existence. Years later, a young man graduates from one of the most elitist and secrete Magical schools and makes his way through Magical societies. Fate or Fatality? Ancient Greeks called it Anarkia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 87,074 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 3,977 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
Lord Facis and The Prince of Fray by Cheezewizz reviews
SLASH. HIGHLY AU! Harry, sent to the city of Fray to help in a battle against a dark army, saves the life of a young guard. Harry learns that there is more to the guard than meets the eye but soon both men must face the world and each other HP/OMC Revised
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,632 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Harry P., OC
Sinful Love by Ten Tailed Wolf reviews
Kakashi loves Naruto, but he's having trouble dealing with the fact. Naruto? He's clueless to the situation. Rated M for a reason. What more can i say? KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
A New Life by darknessmolded reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort in his own world but is so scared that he will hurt someone with his new powers that he wishes himself away and sends himself to an alternate universe where he has a second chance to live his life. Warning:yaoi harryomc mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,732 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/25/2007 - Harry P., James P.
Coffee Beans by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Oh no, you’re thinking, not ANOTHER Naruto high school story…and what can I promise that’s different? Not a whole lot, except some badly named beverages. KibaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Life with Naruto by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sasuke- "I live with the village idiot. Its an unfortunate coincidence that he happens to be my best friend, a brilliant ninja, and the greatest guy who ever lived."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KakaNaru by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Three separate oneshots on the pairing when I was going through my KakaNaru phase…it didn’t last long, but I spewed these monstrosities out. And now I’m releasing them onto you! –evil laugh-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2678 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 3,441 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Meaning by Liquid Butterfly reviews
Vlad/Danny bonding and such. AU alternate ending to TUE, The ultimate enemy. 'Don't you see, Daniel? All we have is each other'. Warnings: possible slash, depressive/angst, may be some language.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,259 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 242 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
My Friends by LaChoy reviews
Ozai's only true friends were the turtle ducks. The very cute turtle ducks.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
A Favor by ChocohalicsAnonymous reviews
Naruto needs an embarrasing favor. KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Warm Fuzzies by Kamikalo reviews
When one of Robbie's inventions goes terribly wrong, he and Sportacus set out on a crazy adventure to set things right. In the midst of their travels, the two will discover a new understanding of life and quite possibly of each other. Possible SportRobbie
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Robbie R., Sportacus
AVERAGE by Kuroi In a Black Hole reviews
Naruto. Enigma Mystery Strong Powerful Smart Genius Cold Merciless Sarcastic Ruthless Dark. This is the boy he has become. Traded on power. Raised to be the perfect weapon. Will this unstable child find what has been lost, or will he destroy everything? - Discontinued. Will take down unless someone wants to adopt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,932 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Naruto U.
Why the Hokage Drinks by DrivvenWrinth reviews
Dear Lady Tsunade; I feel really bad about telling this to you like this... but, I've run away with Sasuke and Orochimaru. CRACK, Yaoi, MPreg, & Violence mentioned Some character bashing for humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Situational Hazard by DetoxAngel reviews
PLEASE READ CH.24 AGAIN, IT'S THE EPILOGUE, NOT AN AUTHOR'S NOTE! KakaNaru FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,455 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Best Actor Ever by Lost Demon Kunoichi reviews
Naruto is truly the best actor ever. His perfect act is shattered though, after a series of events of Kakashi seeing through the happy mask Naruto always wears.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Magnificent Chouji! by Nao Shizuma reviews
Oh yes, you read that right! The Magnificent Chouji! Can Naruto help him see how great he really is? A story of friendship and caramel.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Chōji A., Naruto U. - Complete
Expulsion: A Far Too Horrible Revenge by cuddlebearlove reviews
Draco wants revenge for what Harry did in Dumbledore's office, but will he go too far to get it? Followup to the Horrible stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P.
The Colours of the Soul by Sleeper1519 reviews
Naruto went temporarily blind. Kakashi thinks the blonde has lost something together with his sight. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry's First Detention by kbinnz reviews
AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 415 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
LMAO by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Sasuke has returned to Konoha to finish the battle left unconcluded with Naruto! But...what in the name of sweetly mooing cows is he WEARING?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Dolphins and Foxes by Ten Tailed Wolf reviews
Requested! IruNaru. Naruto has a crush on Iruka and decides to prank him by having him explain the "the birds and the bees" to him. Then Naruto asks how two guys to it... You want to know the rest? Read it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
True Hyuuga Genius by Nightblade888 reviews
To stop the Kyuubi, the Yondaime is forced to split apart a pair of twins...Hyuuga twins, and not just any Hyuuga, Hinata and her twin brother. Semisuper powered Naruto. [I don't own Naruto or any other characters you may recognize.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,099 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 11/27/2006
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Titles by murderofonerose reviews
This is a silly title. But then they all are, so, really, why complain? This is the same kind of logic that drives the plot. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/12/2008
Jeeves and the Patience of a Saint by LucylouKazoo reviews
Jeeves endures a series of trials... Vacations, crowds, snow, mountaineers, tableauists, and an inconvenient absence of a respectable barber. His patience is legendary, but he is no saint, and one man can only endure so much. Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Alone in the Dark by Emeralde reviews
Naruto is haunted by nightmares and always wakes up in the middle og the night, all alone. Will Naruto find someone to be there for him, despite being the Kyuubi wessel? KakaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Malignant Objects by Charlie -dashdot- Blue reviews
Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Reasons for Horny Ghosts to Leave City Hall by TheAlchemist'sDaughter reviews
V/D, It's "Education Day" in Amityville, and the mayor is paying a visit to the local high school" But we don't really believe that's the only reason he's there, do we? I mean, we know him better than that! Or Danny does, anyway.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,806 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Stolen Friday by reraimu reviews
Kyle plans a Friday-fun day with Stan, but Stan totally forgets and gets himself a girlfriend, ditching Kyle in the process. Kyle is dejected, Kenny is questioning, and Cartman is pissed. Where does Kyle and Stan's relationship stand? Style fic! KylexStan
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Wands and Broomsticks by Sa-kun reviews
Harry cautiously opened his bag, hands trembling and sweaty, heart in his throat and hardly daring to breath. The parcel, when he finally opened it, revealed a magazine with bold letters reading, 'Wands and Broomsticks'. /AU SLASH, CWHP, Homosexuality/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Harry P., Charlie W. - Complete
Kage Bunshi no Jutsu by BonneNuit reviews
KakashixNaruto. Kakashi gives Naruto special training concerning his Kage Bunshi no Jutsu. Not a clones-NarutoxKakashi. One-shot with lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
See Me by FairyNiamh reviews
Summery: Kakashi tries to get Naruto to see him, not knowing that Naruto would not be there tomorrow. KakaNaru Story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,676 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Narcissism by WTFWonder reviews
“Huh, I guess this makes me a sadist, a sociopath AND a narcissist.” Chapter 8 is dedicated to a very good friend and contains yumgood sexual tension and CHARACTER DEATH. Now you HAVE to read it.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,005 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Dan Phantom, Danny F.
Milk ll by the return of merry reviews
Regulus's mother has developed a funny-looking bump on her stomach. The sequel to my first one-shot, Milk. Not a required read, but might help set background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
Those Humps by Domestic Servant reviews
Who knew Shikamaru was into THAT?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Let Them See Your Eyes by LadySerenityPhoenix reviews
Fourth one-shot in Series. Naruto has a special surprise for Shino but what does Shino have to do to get it. Hard Yaoi. AU. Shino/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Naruto U., Shino A. - Complete
Stubborn by Murasaki Fujiwara reviews
Kakashi helps a young Naruto prepare for a major life event. Shouta, Death, MalexMale, don't like, don't read...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Monster by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
What makes a monster? Who is the real monster? Characters: Naruto, Kyuubi. No pairings. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Love in the Time of Cavemen by PenisControl reviews
Chronicling the gay adventures of the first two Cavemen to ever think of putting their manstick in anything other than a Cavewoman. Harry/Draco AU/Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My God is your God by fire phoenixia reviews
In which Kakashi gradually sees Naruto not as a manifestation of his dead best friend, a ghost of his self sacrificing teacher or Kyuubi the ninetailed fox, but a person he can respect and love. Dear Kami Sama... My name is Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,931 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hooligan by thablackkuririn reviews
Abused by the Dursleys and demonised by everyone in Little Whinging, Harry finally snaps. His retaliation lands him in St. Brutus' Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys. Four years later, a very different Harry is introduced to the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,935 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Harry P.
So Delicious by Farawen reviews
The Naruto gang visits a karaoke bar, and the only song available is Fergalicious. Under the influence of Red Bull, everyone makes up their own version. First up is Gaara. Special appearance by Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Velveteen by Violet Garnets reviews
A present can garner the most unexpected reactions, but they're not always from the reciever. KakaNaru. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sun May Love The Moon by The Lady Morana reviews
Naruto should have been happy to come home to Konoha, but he never should have fallen in love with Kabuto. Now he's alone in a crowded village with a broken mind and heart. All he has is love for a man that he can't ever be with. WARNING Yaoi, KabuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,996 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
I Quit by peppymint reviews
Ever been surprised Harry didn't tell the wizarding world to shove it? Yeah, me too. I tried to include as many of the classic pick on Harry themes that I could. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Training Day: The Sequel by shintas1st reviews
Temporarily down for a rewrite.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
The Five Stages Of Loving Gregory House by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Those five stages don’t always apply to death when it comes to James Wilson. House/Wilson. COMPLETED.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
My Chibi Guide by Kai19 reviews
Kazekage and Hokage are having a meeting, and chibi Naruto is requested to be the guide to the Kazekage's younger son, Gaara. Some shonenai later on!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,197 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Of Demons and Girls With Too Many Cats by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
Harry Potter is not the Boy Who Lived. Nobody is. SLASH, Demons, and disturbing themes. OMC/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 95,383 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Story Of Mitarashi Naruto by AnkoSupaFan reviews
Naruto is saved and adopted by Anko. Will the two who are so alike be able to survive together through the most dangerous of all missions, life? How will he and his team and the other Konoha Genin fare in the Chunin Exams? NaruTen, Currently Revising
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Comapny by SilverFox07 reviews
Our Favorite Knuckle Headed Ninja falls in love... With Kyuubi! Oh whats a blond ninja to do? and whats this?... Someone else wants Naruto? MM KyuuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/31/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Vivid Definition of Adolescence by Blue-eyed Fox reviews
Hatake Kakashi, the famous copycat ninja has problems on how he should tell a certain blonde shinobi his affections and his raging hormones aren't helping him out at all. So what to do? Complete summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,711 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 5/22/2007 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.]
The Prince of Peace by Esprix reviews
Peace has come to the four nations, and Zuko is presiding over the peace accords. Aang, however, is determined to break his concentration... Inspired by a kink challenge!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Valley of the End and New Beginnings by closetyaoifangirl reviews
At the Valley of the End Sasuke hurts Naruto in more than one way. When Naruto goes on his training trip with Jiraiya he finds that Sasuke left him with more than just his physical and emotional wounds. KakaNaru KakaAnko onesided SasuNaru, YAOI RAPE MPREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,731 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Fortune Telling by alli-sun reviews
Aang is confused and tries to clear things up with a visit with Aunt Wu. Aang/Zuko yaoi.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,212 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Tickets by Everybody's Neesan reviews
Naruto is a bad influence on Kakashi...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Much Ado about Everything Else by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Wherein Naruto likes his teacher, Kakashi thinks that Naruto likes really old men, Sakura likes man on man, and Sai, Sasuke, and Itachi might just find “family” in each other. It is a most dysfunctional confession.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Your Horoscope for Today by nurielle reviews
o voldemort, the pipes are calling Horcrux! Harry's gotta catch them all harry does divination homework,
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Harry P.
Inanimate objects by hwshipper reviews
Five times House asked Wilson to marry him and one time he didn’t. House Wilson established relationship. Includes characters from season 4. Also guest starring Hector, Steve McQueen, Coma Guy and Donald Duck.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
An Even Trade by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPLM- A Fractured Fairy Tale very loosely based on Rapunzel, featuring Harry, Lucius, Voldemort, and a few others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/4/2007 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] - Complete
Taking life in your own hands by Star Polaris reviews
What happens when Harry decides to do things his way?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,236 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Jeeves And The Psychologist by LucylouKazoo reviews
Mr. Wooster is lucky enough to visit with Jeeves' favorite psychological researcher. One never knows what will be uncovered in the course of a session with a good therapist!... Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Reclaiming Honor by Crystalline Maxwell reviews
The first ZukoxAang fic out there! Summary: After finally catching the Avatar, Prince Zuko is forced to face the reality behind his methods. Where is the honor in what he does? Warnings: Boys love. ZukoxAang. UPDATED: 30November2007
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,370 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Zuko, Aang
It's Not Love! by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
I'm not in love with Harry Potter! M/M - TRHP One shot. This is my first slash fic so review and tell me how I did.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 158 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Revenge gone Awry by Narinu-chan reviews
While on a mission to capture Itachi, Sasuke is killed by his dear brother. In order to fulfill his friends dying wish, Naruto sets out to kill Itachi. Little does he know that he will find his true love along the way. NarutoxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,886 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Deidara, Naruto U.
Inside the mind of DiNozzo and McGee by PaperHat reviews
Collection of little conversations between Tony and Tim all cruelly cut short by the bossman himself. Now completed thanks for all of the reviews. Think it is time the boys did get back to work.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Mask by Graceful Storyteller reviews
Ch1: The Blue Spirit is just one of the persona's Zuko has adopted. Ch2: Aang's visit to a tea shop is not what he expected. Ch3: Aang and Zuko have a surprise reunion at Lake Laogai. ZukoxAang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,735 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Haunted Mansion Revelation by Sakura Moon reviews
Naruto’s fear of the supernatural is widely known amongst the Rookie 9. Before timeskip. KakaxNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
Four of a Kind by Rainne reviews
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Bertram Wilberforce Wooster...
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,604 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves
Hog Style by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Congratulations, Sasuke. You just got your butt kicked by a pig. Now tell the audience how you feel. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Assassin by PrincessZula reviews
Zuko trails the Avatar in hopes of removing his problem... but in the process, another one pops up. Lime scented Zukaang, ZukoAang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
50 Things Hyuuga Neji is Not Allowed to Do by Emerald707 reviews
In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Neji H. - Complete
The Fire Festival by Lily Kalanoa reviews
Amazing what things can be hidden behind masks. When the face is hidden, the identity is lost. Who's to say this is a bad thing? Stuck in the middle of episode 116 The Deserter. Aang x Zuko Yaoi
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Thanks for the Memories by passionateartist reviews
Danny has been chosen to spend a week with the mayor. Let the fun begin! SLASH and spoilers for those of you who haven't seen Eye for an Eye.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
My Little Badger by pearl84 reviews
A rash move from Danny leaves him with a very angry Vlad in hand, who quickly decides to teach him a lesson in respect by the only way he knows how: Humiliation. The fiery teen soon finds himself to be a fiery Badger!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,188 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Complete
The Truth About Our Sexuality by EverTheDreamer reviews
Combo of Network & What Your Teachers Really Think. Albus is late to a staff meeting, the staff gets side tracked and talk about things that are not altogether academic. Hermione, Harry, and the Weasley children discuss teachers and ...radar. GAY COUPLES
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,101 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Hospital Blues by passionateartist reviews
Danny's feeling pretty bad, can Vlad cheer him up? Contains a MINOR mention of slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Gloxinia by WildChipmunkofYonder reviews
Tom Riddle: famous magician. Harry Potter: normal boy who just happens to go see a magic show. Both are in for the surprise of their lives! AU Slash Tom RiddlexHarry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,918 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
The Silvanimus by Star Polaris reviews
AU. Long before Harry goes to Hogwarts he makes a decision that will change his whole existence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,179 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 260 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
They'd Never Say That! by Nightly Halo reviews
A fun crack list of things Naruto Characters would never, EVER say in the series....or would they? Oo? WARNING! crack....xD...and some uh...bad puns.... ]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Where It All Went Wrong by BlackGoblin reviews
Where did it all go wrong? Was it when he lost everything, or was it when he gained new things. Was it then? Or had everything always been wrong? YAOI, DannyXVlad, birthday fic
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
But Willy Wonka Did It by initial aitch reviews
Wonka and Charlie discuss creative influences and obsessive love.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by Maybe the Moon reviews
Wilson lends Cuddy a hand and reveals something about himself in the process. House proceeds to freak out. Contains gratiutous SkeeBall. Slash, if you squint.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,840 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Skin Deep by Vingilot reviews
Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth. Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 231,238 - Reviews: 3010 - Favs: 3,141 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Muggle Inconvenience by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
[DH] The Dursley’s abuse worsens The 7th years are forced to spend their school year at Smelting for a Muggle Studies course. Will Dudley tells everyone about Harrys home life will Harry be able to handle it considering his crush might think he’s a freak
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,704 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Early Bird by Lovely Spell reviews
Why is Kakashi sensei early? Who or what is making him actually show up on time? and how does Naruto get involved?[kakashixnaruto] Through a series of deals Kakashi eventually will have it all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Idiom Plot by ckret2 reviews
On a mission, Akamaru and Gamakichi are assigned by their masters to guard their hotel room. Though they hear some suspicious sounds from inside the room, they bravely guard it from threat. Whatever that threat may be. [Oneshot. Implied KibaNaruto.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Icha Icha Touchy Feely by NoNoWriter reviews
In which Naruto has an incredible memory when it comes to touches and Kakashi thinks that Jiraiya corrupting Naruto is the cause of his former student’s extremely grabby hand. [KakaNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 444 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Child of the Earth by Rainfelt aka Phoe-chan reviews
Traveling all 12 years of his life, Naruto has grown up close to nature and far from society. But when his sensei informs him that they're returning to his birth town, Konohagakure, he finds out that adjusting to the changes isn’t going to be easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,176 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Naruto U.
Always Smiling by Lady Salazar reviews
Running only made it worse, and crying only made them enjoy it more. So Harry smiled instead, and waited for the day when he wouldn't have to, when it'd be them running and crying in his place. Oneshot, RK elements.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,255 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 416 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
60 Ways to Piss off Uchiha Itachi by Nightly Halo reviews
it's as the title says, or you can call it 60 ways to get a very painful death. This i think is also a must for any Itachi fan xD Just imagine Chibi!Itachi and Chibi!Akatsuki while you read this....trust me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Taboo by Ella.Rose.x reviews
There are certain things a ninja should never become too obsessed with... and this is why.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Unfortunate by Rai-Mun reviews
He wanted what he could never have, something rare and wonderful and deadly. Alone in his lair, who knew what the Master Hunter did to pass the time – And to pass the ache that wouldn't stop. SxD
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Skulker, Danny F. - Complete
The Meaning of the Name by Lady Salazar reviews
What if Harry had been an heir of Slytherin? How could that have changed the events in the Chamber of Secrets?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,605 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Motion Like Clockwork by Rai-Mun reviews
Watching the fate of the Ghost Boy was nothing short of a mild discomfort on a chart ranging from a bore to the end of the world – But when Clockwork chances upon a more personal side of the boy's time, suddenly it's not such a mild discomfort anymore…
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Jeeves and the Wedding Attire by slightlytookish reviews
Tuppy and Angela are finally getting married, and Jeeves disapproves of Bertie’s choice in wedding attire.
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Reality of a Hero by Lady Mear reviews
People grow apart as they grow older. Now a twentyeight year old Harry stuggles to reconnect with those from his childhood, Timetravel. Independant!Harry. Warnings:MM, MMM, MF, chan, drug abuse, incest, adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,674 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., George W.
An Avatar and his Prince by Vampirehelsing reviews
Sequel to An Avatar and his Cat! Now that Zuko is part of the gang he must teach Aang firebending as well as the art of love. Can they survive the war, Iroh's tea obsession and each other? The fangirls hope so. Zuaang. Discontinued.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,389 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
30 Kisses: Puppy Love by TheArchives reviews
[Complete] Written for the 30 Kisses livejournal. A set of 30 KibaNaruKiba drabbles all of which are Very Very Random, and all of which cheerfully ignore any semblence of a timeline andor series canon.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 17,464 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Dry As Fire Fresh As Air by Lover of Brownies reviews
Ok.Aang loves Zuko but dosen't know how to tell him. Zuko has the same problem. They meet up in a forest and one thing leads to another...nothing big in the first chapter. To me that is
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Zuko, Aang
Healer by YaoiRocks reviews
Naruto losses the will to live and falls into a coma, can anyone save him from this darkness that threatens to swallow him whole? [Yaoi Nejinaru, Lemon, occness] ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
The Black Prince by Vingilot reviews
Harry finally sees through Dumbledore’s machinations and he begins some negotiations of his own. Joining forces with Voldemort, Harry becomes the Dark Prince he was born to be. Dark!Harry. HPSS. Ds. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,500 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Foreign Affairs by ckret2 reviews
As Orochimaru points out, fraternizing with a missingnin is strictly forbidden in Konoha. Naruto could hardly care less. [OroNaru, slash, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Voldie's Book Club by cheryl bites reviews
Voldemort is imprisoned and tortured. Harry visits him and gets off with him. Torture, swearing, sexual references. HPGW, RWDM, HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,406 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Strength of a Hero by Amped reviews
After seeing Naruto suffer personal attacks at the age of 4, Sandaime Hokage decides to send him out of the village to train. Who with? Why none other than Hatake Kakashi. Future pairing Naruhina. Chap 8 up...after almost a year and a half...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,002 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 9/20/2005
A misunderstanding by ChuckDays reviews
Aang and Zuko are captured in Ba Sing Sei, Will they continue fighting each other or will they see past their differences and work together to escape their fate? Or maybe, things will get a bit more intimate then even that...AangZuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Aang, Zuko
Walking Across Time by snufkin reviews
Harry travels back in time in order to kill Tom Riddle but things don't go as planned. Who is the uncanny first year who seems to hold a grudge against Riddle? Dark!Harry. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,766 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret by C.T.Thomas reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Dreams by Vampirehelsing reviews
HanChan. Zuko dreams of the Avatar but they're not the dreams he's use to having. What happens when he confronts the subject of his dreams? ZukoAang. Now twoshot!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Father of My Son by WingsOfMorphius reviews
In his late twenties, Vlad decided to take his revenge on Jack that causes an accident that ends with death. But in a twist of fate, he comes across a very unique survivor in the wreck the infant half ghost Danny.-Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,158 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
In the Midst Of It All by RockIll reviews
Complete This is the tale of the strenuous relationship between Harry Potter and Bill Weasley, faced with the past, jealous brothers, a slightly manipulative Dumbledore, helpful Petunia A Greek Mythology crossover-ish. Slash, Mpreg, slight abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,244 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
Chibi Kyuubi by Hokagehime S.E reviews
[AU] What if the Yondaime didn't have to resort to that risky jutsu to rid the Kyuubi? Instead, what if the Kyuubi was turned...into a cuddly house pet! What if Kyuubi and Naruto tried to follow Naruto's dream? Or just become the greatest prank duo ever?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Relive by BajaB reviews
Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Silver Wolf by Vingilot reviews
The world searches for Harry Potter. To their horror, they find him as the wolfman, a child raised by wolves and bred to be more animal than wizard. Harry finds humanity, Snape finds a brother, and Lucius finds a mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,072 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Punishment by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Jiraiya should've just taken his punishment like a man. Subtle SasuNaru. ONESHOT. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Celebration by notavodkashot reviews
Wilson’s always there, on Christmas and Easter and his Birthday… Valentine’s Day too. HouseWilson. Vday fic.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
An Avatar and his Cat by Vampirehelsing reviews
HanChan. A sorceress turns Zuko into a cat and tells him he'll remain that way until he finds his true love. Will he discover his love among Aang and his friends? Not as strange as it sounds. ZukoxAang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Unpredictable by Satski reviews
There are very few things that can surprise Shikamaru. ShikaNaru fluff. Sequel to 'Lazy'.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Going Down by suggsygirl reviews
House discovers Wilson has a phobia with unexpected results. SLASH
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
These Crimson eyes by Xeno-Freak reviews
What would you do if you had a second chance? A better chance? The life, or should I say, death, of Uzumaki Naruto just got more interesting…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,500 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lazy by Satski reviews
There's a valid reason why Shikamaru is so lazy. ShikaNaru fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by RuneWitchSakura reviews
AKA Plan Love Voldemort To Death. Reading a review from GNF, I came up with this idea. Love is the power that he knows not, but do you really think Voldemort would accept a hug from Harry? Overemotional!Harry and Freaked!Voldie. DEDICATED TO SHINIGAMI!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 3,632 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
The Bonds of the Heart by Batsutousai reviews
CHALLENGE FIC: When Harry Potter and Tom Riddle say they can't live without each other, they really aren't joking. Obligation and affection are two very different things. –Postwar, ignores HBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,552 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/5/2007 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Albus D. - Complete
Futile by Asynca reviews
If House had visited Wilson immediately after the events in Merry Little Christmas. Contains spoilers for this episode. Somewhat slashy.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/4/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Overcompensation by dirtyprettything reviews
Chandler overcompensates for people doubting his sexuality “If you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?” [JoeyChandler slash]
Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Complete
Go With the Tide by Tantz reviews
HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,461 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Mr Wooster's Wish by msliz reviews
Bertie makes a holiday wish, Jeeves finds a note, and Father Christmas lends a hand. Wodehouse slash.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
12 Days of Christmas by The Great WTF reviews
Danny really had to wonder who in their right mind would give ANYONE that many birds... Dan wondered how his other half could be so clueless... Skulker wondered how he always ended up playing errand boy
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
The Gardener Repents by cheryl bites reviews
Neither side won the war. A glum Voldie follows Harry and wishes that things could change. HPLV, pretentious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Secret Weapon by Lady Salazar reviews
AU Several years after Voldemort's resurrection in 1991, the war is fairing poorly... until the Ministry of Magic unveils its superweapon... The Project, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 179 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Jeeves in the Glove Boutique by LucylouKazoo reviews
Jeeves is shopping for some new gloves for Bertie Wooster, and he lets his mind wander a bit... Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Battle Banter by BJA Fan reviews
He paused in midbattle, leaning closer and squinting. ' I've never noticed before, but...do you wear eyeliner? ' In which Danny becomes less clueless, Vlad's sexuality is questioned, and slash is still somehow avoided.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Beginnings by just another great gatsby reviews
A series of oneshots. UPDATE 2: Haikus wind up in odd places, Cuddy gets pissed, and House lets out his bottled up emotions... all over Wilson's desk. [HouseWilson]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
Ghost In The Cell by cheryl bites reviews
As punishment for his misdeeds, Voldemort is buried alive in a steel coffin a mile beneath the ocean. HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Gay Shirt by Nintendork reviews
Harry comes out of the closet in a... very original way. [HarryDraco] Beware the fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moments of Clarity by WingsOfMorphius reviews
When Mr. Lancer finds himself growing frustrated with his secretive students, he makes a wish that is overheard by Desiree. Now he finds himself learning more about his class then he'd ever want to know... -Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,806 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Torment by Asynca reviews
Oneshot. Just what does House see in Wilson?
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/11/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Death In Love by cheryl bites reviews
“Death” falls in love with Harry, and sends him cobwebs, thorns and snakes to win his affection. HPLV. Mild injury, sexual content, slash and PPP: Pretentious Purple Prose.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 138 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Mr Wooster and the Walk Away Cone Shoppe by msliz reviews
Bertie has melting ice cream. Jeeves decides to take action. Jeeves POV companion to LucyLouKazoo's Jeeves and the WalkAway Cone Shoppe. Wodehouse slash.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 306 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Drabble Funk by Letta reviews
Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
The Quidditch Team, the Peeping Tom and the by cheryl bites reviews
Dumbledore decrees that the members of each of the Hogwarts Quidditch teams must share a bed in order to improve their teamwork. It works, in manner of speaking. Slash, femslash, het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Lamb of Sacrifice by Lady Salazar reviews
Oneshot. He loved them, and he'd fight for them to the bitter end. But both he and Ron agreed, being killed by them was a bit much, when Dumbledore decides the Prophecy means that Harry's death will mean Voldemort's as well. Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Jeeves and the WalkAway Cone Shoppe by LucylouKazoo reviews
What better way to cool off than with a little ice cream? Jeeves does not agree. Wodehouse slash.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Mountain Dew Anonymous by tastes-like-ciel reviews
Welcome to MDA, that’s Mountain Dew Anonymous, for those who have abuse problems with Mountain Dew. We have a new member today and his name is Danny Fenton. [Completed]
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Complete
Jeeves and the Sleeping Attire by LucylouKazoo reviews
Bertie Wooster's having trouble sleeping. Jeeves finds a way to help out. Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Jeeves and the Escape by LucylouKazoo reviews
Bertie and Jeeves are on the run from a furious aunt! On their trip, they encounter some problems with the accommodations... Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Complete
Jeeves and the Chorusboys by LucylouKazoo reviews
Bertie Wooster, Reginald Jeeves, and a flock of the ponciest chorusboys you'd ever like to meet! And Bertie's got himself into quite a mess this time... Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Jeeves, Bertram/Bertie W. - Complete
Phantom's Sketchbook by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Mr. Lancer finds himself in an unparalleled situation, he has access to something which can give him incredable insight into the personal workings of Amity Park's local ghost teen hero, Danny Phantom. COMPLETE!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,818 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
Past the Picket Fence by Letta reviews
Naruto just wants to go home. Kakashi just wants to find him. Enter Akatsuki. Enter Sound ninjas. Enter the freakshow. Naruto is exposed to the world outside of Konoha and Kakashi remembers why he avoids it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Too Far Left by the return of merry reviews
He used to be a good boy, and I only hope you remember that. Please remember, if only for his sake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Complete
Trust no one by Grinedel reviews
The BoyWhoLived isn't a boy anymore and when he realized he never picked his side in the war, his meeting with Tom will change the face of the world forever! MOUHAHAHAHA! Slash. Dark!HarryTomVoldemortHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
My Little Kitten by BlueEyes White Dragon Sorcerer reviews
A Potions Accident, how original! Pfft. Harry has a furry problem and is catnapped. Oneshot with deleted scenes. LVHP aka TRHP First in my Kitty Set, sorry, 1 out of 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Collection of Three by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
Three stories about a fox's misfortune with a blender, a weasel and his jacket, and a snake who has an issue with his name... Rated for hints of yaoi and the brutal slaughtering of fruit. AKA Naruto, Itachi, and Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/14/2006 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Kitsune Riding on My Shoulder by Nanashi-tenshi reviews
The Fourth Hokage forgot to take one thing into account when he sealed the Kyuubi inside Naruto, he was only sealing the Kyuubi's power. How will Naruto cope with having a voice in the back of his head and a chibi Kitsune that only he can see?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,908 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 9/7/2005
Book one: Start in a new life by writing-phoenix reviews
On hold AU How would things have changed if the Dursley’s had gone from insulting Harry to hurting him? This story features Harry’s first year at Hogwarts, him making friends and facing challenges in the new and wonderful world. Warning: Child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 139,502 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 1,529 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Uncertainty by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*KakaNaru OneShot - Side GenmaRaidou* There are feelings that at times are better left unsaid, at least that's what Kakashi believes. Until a friend gives him another point of view on things. Things cannot stay in the dark forever...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,359 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Eggs For Breakfast by Asynca reviews
A fluffy examination of the undefinable dynamic of House and Wilson friendship. Nonplantonic, but not yet slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Milk by the return of merry reviews
Mother says if we don't drink this milk we'll be sorry. I think we're already sorry. We're always sorry, and I'm tired of milk anyway. Child abuse warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Complete
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Excuses, Excuses by Asynca reviews
Wilson discovers House actually has a spare mattress.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
A New Path by Ookima reviews
Naruto used to be able to stand it all, the cold stares and being called demon, until the one person he trusted most, betrayed him. With only hate in his heart, Naruto makes a decision that will forever change his life and those around him. GaaraNaruGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,271 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 1/21/2004
A Good Offense by BJA Fan reviews
Danny defeats Vlad in an...unusual fashion.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Vlad M., Danny F. - Complete
Something Lost, Something Found by lunakatrina reviews
Is now HPLV slash,This is Harry's story of his ultimate betrayal to the light and the loss of all his friends, but the finding of something more sacred and possibly as holy as power. Vampire!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,627 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Frights, Cameras, Action! by WingsOfMorphius reviews
If Danny's normal troubles aren't enough, Suddenly movie cameras are all over Amity looking for the infamous Ghost Boy. Can Danny's identity stay secret with all eyes on him?-Discontinued-
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,773 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Hated Salvation by Batsutousai reviews
ON HIATUS! Lily Potter had not created enemies when she died, but a bond that would change the world. –Voldemort/Harry, AU, child abuse, slash, noHBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,350 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Draco M., Severus S.
Reasons Why Harry Potter is EMO by WhyCantIBreathe reviews
8 pages of hilarious nonsense. How did I fit in evil stepsisters, mother goose rhymes, anorexia, and the Milkshake” song? I don’t know, it must be genius. The title speaks for itself. 1shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
The Transparent and Opaque by Tatsuhiko-shido reviews
Repost of What Can't be Seen Through, for Reborn Vampire, a friend. Incest, Yuri, and Threesome. On Haitus til June!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,908 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005
Eyes by Satski reviews
I always wanted to be like those eyes of yours, wise and selfconfident. If only you knew how your eyes affect my every thought and action. For years I've admired your eyes and in those years of watching your eyes I fell in love with you. Fluffy ShikaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4369 - Favs: 6,572 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
The Reason Why by Lady Salazar reviews
He understood that Harry had to kill to complete the Prophecy. But having thought about his ease in doing so, Ron had to wonder one thing why. Followup to Manslayer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Change in History by Kinda-Mayvelle reviews
AU. Harry, neglected by his parents, runs away in the night. Who should find him, but Voldemort and his trusted familiar? Awakening in a strange place with the most feared Dark Wizard around, what becomes of our Harry? Read and find out! Nonslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,364 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept reviews
Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Manslayer by Lady Salazar reviews
The prophecy dictated that he'd be a killer in the end, and they knew that. But they didn't expect him to take it this far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The ANBU Party! Starring Naruto! by Rice-Ball247 reviews
ONESHOT Kakashi has abandoned Naruto's training long enough. Now, Naruto has made it his own duty to sneak into the ANBU party, where crazy ANBU dance and Kakashi is the DJ... KakaNaru, hints of ItaNaru SasuNaru mild cussing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sai Doesn't Approve by Fiver-dono reviews
Sai just doesn't understand. [Neji, Sai, Naruto, Lee]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Neji H., Sai - Complete
Kidnapped by napoleonbean reviews
Jeeves and Wooster. Bertie and Jeeves are kidnapped. A bit slashy.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Deathday Revelations by Angel Baby1 reviews
Just shy of his second year, Danny learns of a custom meant to honor the day each ghost first entered the next world. Now the great Danny Phantom must face a throng of well meaning ghosts and somehow survive their gifts with his secret and sanity intact
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Crimson Moons by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*ItaNaru, SasoDeida, KakuHida and eventually others later on* Drabbles with Akatsuki!Naruto. Now second drabble up: Art
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Maybe Only a Little Crazy by the return of merry reviews
What was it that drove him to the point of insanity? They say a wounded mind may never heal, but he knows he isn't mental. Maybe only a little crazy. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Rockabye by lunakatrina reviews
Reposted and revamped! Major, complete, utter AU, read at your own risk. Six year old Harry meets the artist, Remus Lupin, in the park one day after school, drama and comedy ensues...also, I made a few changes that might be noticeable, but nothing overly
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,220 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Concrete Angel: A Plea for the Children by Ceara Ivory reviews
Life at the Dursley's takes it final toll on Harry. Rated M for child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 164 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 143 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
The Forgotten by Batsutousai reviews
HIATUS! What if Voldemort wins the "Final Battle," but Harry Potter survives? Living in the Muggle world with no memory of his past, can Harry find the key to saving them all? –Voldemort/Harry, AU, OOC, OCs, noHBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,827 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 3/18/2005 - [Harry P., Voldemort] OC
Evil, or Something Like It by TheArchives reviews
Akatsuki drabbles. Humor and total crack. Do not expect any sense out of them. Spoilers for Part 2 of the manga. No pairings. 4: Why did Sir Leader listen to Deidara's schemes anyway?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
The Horrible Malfoy Visit by cuddlebearlove reviews
11th in the series. Harry has gotten revenge on Draco, but he may have to suffer too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Snapshots: One Winged Angel by Shivani reviews
Slash - A collection of oneshots set within the OWA universe. Content and pairings will vary as applicable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,069 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
The Devil's Army by FastForward reviews
Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
Werewolf Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
10th in the Horrible series. Remus is summoned to talk to Harry. Harry finds out why his parents were betrayed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Not In Wisconsin by Tavalya Ra reviews
Danny finally finds the right finger for his father’s ring. Mild spoilers for “Flirting with Disaster.” Slash. Pure fluff.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Illegal Necromantic Rituals by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Bubble Trouble by tastes-like-ciel reviews
[Completed] Skulker runs into Danny and decides to use his latest invention on the unsuspecting little halfa. “You know, in retrospect, you probably shouldn’t have done that.” This is my first DP fic.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
One Winged Angel by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPTR - One view on why Tom Riddle became Voldemort, and what he does once he realizes that particular truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 185,846 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 3/19/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,447 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Shakes His Booty by AbstractConcept reviews
Harry’s true nature reveals itself at an inopportune moment. In which I parody supermagicalbeing!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snape and the Tie That Binds by AbstractConcept reviews
AU, Nonmagic, HP on Jeeves and Wooster. Harry has decided it’s time to settle down with a good woman. Snape counteracts this dastardly idea with a plan of great shrewdness… Snarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Chocolate by Shiroyuki and Hirama reviews
NejiNaru, fluff. Naruto was trying hard to make chocolate... and Neji was trying hard to find out for who...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Neji H., Naruto U. - Complete
Kitty by Yuri-san reviews
Can we keep it? This sound like something you'd hear an eight year old ask his mother after a cat follows him home. Now change 'eight' into 'eighteen', 'mother' into 'lover', and 'cat' into...'kid'. HPSS. Fluffish.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sex Change no Jutsu by Rike-sama reviews
Naruto decides to spend the rest of his life as a girl, much to Sakura's horror, Kakashi's amusement and pervert!Sasuke's delight. And what's this about ramen and Itachi...? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reclaim by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Abandon! In love with the man he's expected to kill and member of the esteemed Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter must fight in a war in which he is divided. Can he lead his world to peace? –Tom/Harry, AU, OOC, SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, noHBP–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 100,676 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 2,022 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 1,729 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Savior by shadowsylvia reviews
Harry is offered a way out of the Dursleys and a specialized education to be an Auror. The only catch...Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 174,082 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sing Along by Random Stuff About Stuff reviews
Through a series of accidents, Aang, Zuko, Momo, and Uncle Iroh end up imprisoned together. Aang decides on a very entertaining way to pass the time. SINGING! Zuko hates him. Nonslash
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,605 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Witching Hour by s2opia reviews
SLASH! Vlad x Danny. No summary needed. Just short story. Butch Hartman and Stephen Silver has all the rights of these characters.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Vlad M., Dan Phantom - Complete
The Impossible by Dallas W reviews
When Zuko is attacked and left for dead,who else finds him and comes to his aid? AangXZuko Rating will probly go up.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,349 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 3794 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Abandon and Reclaim Outtakes by Batsutousai reviews
Ever wonder what happens with all the other characters in Abandon that aren't Harry or Tom? Did Gin ever kiss Ted in the Great Hall? What did Minerva think about the relationship between Harry and Tom? Here are those tales, and more!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,444 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 3/1/2005 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Ginny W., Minerva M.
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
God Blinked in Heaven by Grinedel reviews
Harry and Tom figured their feelings but the damn Order ruined it all. SLASH HarryTom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Humans' Wings by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Tainted Wings and To Fly Without Wings.With the death of the Great God Dumbledore, the world is thrown into a war of the Council's making. Can Harry Potter and Voldemort save the people they were chosen to rule?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,026 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/26/2005 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Ginny W., Minerva M. - Complete
Hush by NaturalCyber reviews
AU. Mizuki escapes confinement and his revenge on Naruto has disasterous consequences. What will happen when the loudest ninja in Konoha suddenly isn't anymore?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,856 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005
Two Roads Diverged by Ellen Brand reviews
Companion piece to The Beating of His Wings. Danny gets a Christmas visitor of his own...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Cats and Dogs and Wizards Oh My! by dyindraconi reviews
When Harry Potter returns from his fifth year, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room with only his memories. What he does not expect is for a family history to rise up from its fivehundred year sleep to bite him in the ass. Fortuneatly for him
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/16/2005
When Harry met Sev by websurffer reviews
Harry was raised by Sirius instead of the Dursleys and became really really gay. Now, at 15, he is finally going to Hogwarts. What is a Potions Master to do! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Web of Lies: Revelations by Star Polaris reviews
Alec's year at Hogwarts can't be normal, after all, being the Harry Potter and posing as Albus Dumbledore's grandson is bound to bring trouble. Sequel to Web of Lies
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 92,483 - Reviews: 3721 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Smart Aleck by KarmaDreamz reviews
Naruto turns to Shikamaru for help, he's been having some questions that have been bothering him. Such as: Where's Waldo? R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2005
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Cornelius and Sybil: A Horrible Combination by cuddlebearlove reviews
9th in the series. Cornelius decides to give his version of the talk to Harry for the sake of the wizarding world. Then Sybil shows up. Others in the series are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P.
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 222 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Struggles Harden The Hold by Crash AKA Valerie reviews
Somebody loves the way Danny struggles, and it only makes him want him more. ONESHOT
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Dan Phantom, Vlad M. - Complete
Love in Odd Forms by tenshi noyo Ryu Taiga reviews
Voldemort kills Harry's abusive family. Harry fights and hurt Voldemort. Next day, Voldemort receives something odd in the mail. ::ONE SHOT::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Horrible Interpretation of the Prophecy by cuddlebearlove reviews
8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Not Just Horrible, Weasley Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
7th in the series. Mrs. Weasley desperately wants Harry as a soninlaw. Will she make this happen, or will Albus convince her otherwise?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Horrible Reason to Practice Constant Vigilance by cuddlebearlove reviews
6th in the series. Harry thinks he has learned all he needs to, until a problem arises in class one day. The first five are alluded to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Finally, Something Not So Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
5th in the series. Sirius changes his mind about giving Harry 'the talk' only to discover that he is far too late. I suggest reading the others first, as they are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Little chibi Gaara's great adventures by Vicious-Loner reviews
Basically chibi Gaara wrecking havoc on his surroundings and causing minor chaos.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Gaara - Complete
A New Kind of Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
Fourth in the series. Draco and Harry should know better than to antagonize Snape. His revenge: 'the talk' with Hagrid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sweet Merlin, It Got More Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
Professor McGonagall gives Harry the talk, but he is determined not to go through it alone. Third in the series. I suggest reading the other two first, as they are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,193 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Really the Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Spin off of the Most Horrible Thing. Severus gives 'the talk' to Draco and Harry. I would suggest reading the first one first, because it is referenced. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Animal Instincts by TheArchives reviews
[Drabble 18] A series of KibaNaru drabbles. There are some that would have you think that there is an order to all them, but there is no drabble timeline. These are random. Yaoi abounds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Something so Natural by tomomi reviews
Naruto barges into Itachi’s life. But hey, who’s Itachi to stop him? Unfortunately or not, he didn’t think the boy would take over his life. ItaNaru. MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Anachronistic Adventures of Patch and Eddie by nonjon reviews
WIP. PostOotP. Harry gave his life to defeat Voldemort. So what should he do now? Hop through time with Dobby on some zany misadventures, of course. As if there really was an alternative.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,323 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Copycat Bloodline by HarbingerLady reviews
There is sharingan that could copy jutsus, what if there is a bloodline that could copy other bloodlines?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,952 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Naruto U.
Seasons by TailFear reviews
The Branch House Hyuuga prodigy and the foxdemon container. Probable, but unlikely. NejiNaru told though a series of oneshots and drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005
Teacher's Pet by AbstractConcept reviews
Sequel to Pink, can be read alone. Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows reluctantly fond of the bugger. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Cat, Bagged by Persephone Kore reviews
Near the beginning of his sixth year, Harry catches Crookshanks swearing in Parseltongue. Investigation leads to a long talk about Sirius, Slytherins, the prophecy, hunting, history, and house elves. Nothing to do with Time's Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,023 - Reviews: 3471 - Favs: 4,304 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.] Ginny W. - Complete
Five Days a Week by Milkshake Butterfly reviews
Five ways in which the Duckings didn't find out about House and Wilson. HouseWilson with additional loosely implied pairings. A Five Things story.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2005
Pink by AbstractConcept reviews
Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
To Fly Without Wings by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Tainted Wings. Godtobe Harry Potter has fallen in love with the Demon Lord Voldemort. It is a match that will cross boundaries and change worlds, if only the Angels will allow it. [WARNINGS: Slash, AU, drug abuse, physical violence, cursing]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,946 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 105 - Published: 4/26/2005 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. After ten years in Azkaban Harry emerges a changed man. Enlightened and respectful, he is creature of magic full of disappointment and shame in his own race. And yet wielding power that none can match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,985 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 2,302 - Follows: 576 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Blind Faith by xyvortex reviews
Blinded at the age of four Harry Potter struggles to have a normal life. On his eleventh birthday he finds out he can have anything but. please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,022 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
As A Bat by pottermalfoy24 reviews
AU! When Voldemort tried to kill Harry as a child his aim was off. Now how will history be changed by a blind Harry Potter? Will be HD eventually. Rating will go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,502 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Freedom's Not So Free by Batsutousai reviews
Defeating the Dark Lord was supposed to free the wizarding world. Defeating the Dark Lord was supposed to free the saviour. There's always a price, and someone's got to pay. –Dark Fic, Harry/Lucius–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,455 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 10/1/2004 - [Harry P., Lucius M.] OC - Complete
Szajha by Calliopiea reviews
Experimental - Voldemort defeats Harry Potter and takes the boy into his service (Slash, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,596 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Severus S., Harry P.
Tainted Wings by Batsutousai reviews
Heaven and Hell can never agree, but could one very special Angel change the world forever? –Voldemort/Harry, AU, OOC–
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,305 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 153 - Published: 11/9/2004 - [Harry P., Voldemort] James P., Lucius M. - Complete
Remembrance by Ancalyme reviews
Voldemort remembers. Set in the distant, indefinite future slight HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Amazing Illegal Wonder Potion by Private Maladict reviews
Sirius Black is back from the dead, and trying to win the man he loves... by any means necessary! An outrageous parody of all things trashy the fandom, featuring gay!Sirius, clueless!Harry, slut!Ginny and Don't-Even-Ask!Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,580 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Chibi Terror by Korokiri reviews
It could be everyonexNaruto is you want to think of it that way. When you think of Chibi, what comes to mind? Might you see cute, small, deformed and glompable? Or do you see small, innocent, evil, disobedience seekers?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,808 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 8/18/2003
Why not? by shi-chan reviews
YAOI It all started with him asking if it was okay for guys to kiss and Kakashi finds himself giving Naruto more attention. When one of the banterings between the rivals goes too far, Kakashi realizes how life is different without Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,514 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Sanctuary by GreenLady reviews
A routine mission gone wrong, and the demon fox finds that freedom looks different than expected. Yaoi. (KyubiNaruto). Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,071 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Complete
Derailed by lethe medusa reviews
When Severus Snape's pocket is picked, he does not suspect the ramifications that cornering the would-be thief entails. Alternate Universe fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Severus S., Harry P.
I'm Sure You'll Contract My Disease by siriusblackatemybaby reviews
Set in Year 6. Funny how when you find your most hated student on the ground, grinning like a maniac and bleeding all over the place, you suddenly begin to like him. A Snape and Harry bonding fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,790 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Just Tom by Razberry reviews
Response to QueenStrata's challenge #2. Harry is staying at Hogwarts over the summer, and looks in a mirror that shows whoever looks into it their perfect match. Now Harry has to learn to live with his so-called match... The only problem? It's Voldie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,004 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
Web of Lies by Star Polaris reviews
After GoF Harry is feeling depressed, seeing how the Dursley are treating him, Dumbledore decides to take him in. To which lengts will the headmaster go to insure their safety?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 66,718 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
From the Rose, Comes the Thorn by Calliopiea reviews
The sequel to "Bound" (Harry Potter/ Tom Riddle slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,308 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Fifth Year Howlers by Norbert for President reviews
*Chapter 8 now up* Harry Potter deals with his frustration by sending Voldemort a howler. Rated PG for Harry's scary yodelling!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,449 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 8/30/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
Whip it! Whip it good! by Jenny-chama reviews
Tom and Harry have different thoughts. What is up with Tom's imagination? Will he always retain the green pigment? And why is Harry singing, 'I will survive'?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 4/15/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Black and White by Kenaz Astaroth reviews
Sometimes, things really are black and white, just not in the way you think.We know what the wizarding world is like. Voldie-evil, Dumbles-good, Death Eaters-evil, the OotP-good.All very clear cut. What if we're wrong? *on hiatus*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2002 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
Pawn by Tracev reviews
***Complete*** Death Eaters show up at the Dursley's. Harry leaves with Voldemort of his own free will.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/10/2002 - Published: 5/28/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Catch Drunk by Calliopiea reviews
Harry Potter decides he wants his arch-nemesis for more than fighting (TR/HP slash), response to my current writer's block
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
My Boy by Maestro reviews
Someone wants to save Murdock from himself. But he may end up destroying him in the process...
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/6/2002
Bound by Calliopiea reviews
Harry Potter finds out that he's been bound to someone for life . . . (Harry Potter/ Tom Riddle Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,763 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/21/2002 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Harry P., Voldemort
Pink Buttons by wendybyrd reviews
A sequel to Magic Fingers, as requested, though you don't need to read that to read this. Strange things are afoot at the VA and meanwhile, Face is a little hesitant about things with Murdock. Total cheese.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2001
Magic Fingers by wendybyrd reviews
Face, as Ashley Hemmings, is trying to throw the social event of the year, but things keep messing up his plans, namely the discovery of jewel thieves and the arrival of Murdock. The two of them get to play Hardy Boys and find out some interesting things
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2001
Point of View v 2 by Ldot reviews
Face thinks he no longer meets Hannibal's high standards for a team member. (update)
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2000
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Things you didn't know reviews
There were several things people didn't know about Sabaku Gaara. There were several things they didn't want to know about him. And I'm going to tell you some of them. Beware. T'is Yaoi, GaaNaru and it's a happy story this time!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,721 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Cute and Innocent? Not quite reviews
Chef banged his head on the table. He really didn’t want to know. Oneshot, implied slash, rated M just to be safe from evil forces.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Chef - Complete
Not All Murders Are Solved reviews
Naruto stared at his blood-covered fingers in fascination, lifting one hand up to his mouth, licking it, tasting the still-warm blood. AU, murder fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Before It's Too Late reviews
He was breathing heavily and his heart was trying to escape from his ribcage, but Naruto still didn’t care. All he cared about was getting to Them before it was too late.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
My first friend reviews
You were my first friend... Slight GaaNaru, can also be strong friendship, character death and implied suicide .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Molested reviews
A bunch of oneshots about our favorite characters being molested by various people. Yaoi and, most of the times, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U.
Acceptable behavior reviews
For Naruto and Kiba, biting is totally acceptable behavior. For everyone else, it’s just plain weird. Especially when they kept biting each other at random times, almost everywhere. KibaNaru oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
He came every night reviews
He came every night. He came every night and Shikamaru wondered why. ShikaNaru, meaning yaoi/slash/malexmale love. Warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,316 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Isn't it hot in that thing? reviews
Naruto and Itachi have a conversation about clothes that leads to some unexpected and, for some, embarrassing changes. Pure idiocy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete