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Open Waters by TheUltimateGambit91 reviews
Open waters can drown a person but if you're not alone, then perhaps drowning isn't so bad a thing. AU set in the 1700s ROMY & some JONDA, hints of other pairings
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,882 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
Sweet Fire by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
EDITED FOR YOUR SATISFACTION Five years after Aravis and Cor's arrival at Archenland, the young Tarkheena lady celebrates her 19th birthday. A lighthearted fluffy fic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Shasta/Cor, Aravis - Complete
The Rogue, The Rat, The Demon, and the Cat by wakingsnowwhite reviews
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... she's back! The spirit of love has come to Bayville to bring together Rogue and Remy and Kurt and Kitty, and she's taking no prisoners! Kurtty/Romy
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 141,888 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Gambit/Remy L., Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Rogue/Anna Marie, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
mOBSCENE by homicidalslayer reviews
Trysts of Chuck and Nate. C/N, mentions of N/B. Slash, and therefore, obviously somewhat OOC, though I'm doing my best. Early Season 1 Spoilers. R&R, people. Sort of on Hiatus until I sort out my life.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,327 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Chuck, Nate
Shatter Star by WildCardRose reviews
One, a slave with opinions & language beyond her station, Another,her master, intrigured by it. One,a sensual virgin who lets her mouth run away with her,the other shrouded in complete awe & desire to bed her.So how did their two worlds become one? ROMY
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,009 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Six and a Half by 41eugoR reviews
In trade for her soul, the Devil grants Rogue 7 wishes. It's a dream come true when she can just 'wish' her powers away or gain anything else. But it's a nightmare when all her wishes end up worst than a day in hell! Ch19-Rogue has a talk with her hubby.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,747 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2003 - Rogue/Anna Marie
Undercover by Penelope Louise reviews
Things are going to get interesting when Lisbon and Jane have to go undercover... as a married couple.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,076 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Perfect Man by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
Cor hears a vile gossip about Aravis and his twin, Corin, which had squished the last remnants of his selfconfidence. Will he let the lies destroy him or will he strive to be the perfect man for her?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Shasta/Cor, Aravis
Secret Admirer by superwoman1015 reviews
I wanted to write a Valentines Day story, and here it is. Van Pelt has a secret admirer, but who could it be?
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Grace vP. - Complete
A Simple Costume by Kavi Leighanna reviews
Halloween brought out the weirdness in everyone
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2008 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Baby Blue by ShadowKat-Shidobukatsu reviews
Marie wanted a baby, she just didn't expect to find one in the river. Baby!Kurt fic one-shot EDITED
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
The Temptations of Evil by thriller reviews
Rogue, Kitty, Lexa and Wanda were taken and became weapons of evil. When they can go back to their old life will they accept or is the temptation of evil too good? ROMY LANCITTY XIETRO and JONDA! Also ANLOCKE and COLARIS :Colossus.Polaris: :Piotr.Lorna:
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,018 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 10/2/2005
Why Do They Hate Lance? by Umi Pryde reviews
Why do Scott and Duncan hate Lance so much anyways? Find out just what happened between these three boys that keeps them from getting along with one another.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
Girls Do It Better by albe-chan reviews
Playfighting turns into much more one bored afternoon between Ginny and Tonks. Basically, just SMUT. FEMME-SLASH. MATURE. SEX. ONESHOT. To be honest, my first stab at girl on girl. GWNT. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Ginny W., N. Tonks - Complete
Too Damn Hot by fyre-light reviews
John Allerdyce and Marie D'Ancanto share a steamy moment of pleasure on the wet, tiled floor of her bathroom. Things start to get very, very hot and heavy. Ryro.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Pyro, Rogue
Jobs for mutants by Kisha-Ra reviews
Ever wonder what mutants would do if they weren't heroes and villians? What do you mean no?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 7/19/2007
Mirror, Mirror by aranenumenesse reviews
Plot? What plot? I knew I forgot someting... Rogan, happens after X3
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Head Over Heels by ih8writersblock reviews
Jane and Jester come to a little understanding after a little mishap in the yard. CHAPTER 5 NOW UP! JaneJester, PepperRake...
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007
My Angel by ThistleL reviews
Romy, Jonda and Kiotr. They are the angels and they were lost in the dark. Sequel coming soon!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Scream It Out For Me Baby by Hartabound reviews
It's not dark, it ain't angsty...just filthy! Which is exactly how we like our LoganRogue M rated fics.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Take by ThatGuyBehindTheCounter reviews
B,E. They meet up in Tortuga for another one night stand. If you have tender sensibilities, check the rating and take it to heart.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,779 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007
Sex and Chocolate by Lady Remus 1983 reviews
“Tonks loved Remus as a gentle lover but she also craved rough sex…”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
TTWDAJ 2: A Thorough Debriefing by Eliza2000 reviews
WARNING! !SLASH! Second in the 'The Trouble With Dating A Jedi' series, about the downside to dating a Forcesensitive. Luke gets bored during a briefing.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
Fix You by Ninja Stealth Noise reviews
And the tears come streaming down your face, when you lose something you can't replace, when you love someone but goes to waste...could it be worse? A Norrington sonfic to Fix You by Coldplay. Slight Norrabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
spy baby by Smackalicious reviews
Ziva, she looks innocent but is far from that. Poem.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Ziva D. - Complete
Captive by tivadivas reviews
TIVA. Takes place on Christmas although it's not actually a Christmas fic. Everything that makes tiva Mrated
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Thief by KrisEleven reviews
Klept is used to being a good thief, but Kippernia is not a typical castle: their smith is unusually observant and there is a girl squire who just will not quit. Klept's bad day brings changes, but no one knew it would affect more than just the thief.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,859 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
The Red Door by tivadivas reviews
Tiva banter Ziva helps Tony out of a, shall we say, a bind. And he makes it up to her. Nothing deep. Just Tiva deserving of the M rating.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
So Much For The Afterglow by ishandahalf reviews
One shot. ROMY, as if you have to ask. 'Frankly, Ah don't see what the big deal about sex is anyway. Ah can't believe Ah spent all that time before Ah got control o' my powers depressed that Ah'd never have it! Ah obviously wasn't missin' much.'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Phone Company by celestial1 reviews
Silly, utterly pointless drabble which follows SWAK. I'm really, really sorry... By the way, check out the word count on this story. Pretty funny, huh!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Meine Sunde by Tired Ambitions reviews
It's unforgivable to give into the seven sins. Kurt has sadly given into most. There is one left remaining. He tries to fight Lust, but does he really need to? OxK
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Nightcrawler, Storm - Complete
Any Thing You Want by Jeanne Luz reviews
Tony takes Ziva up on her offer of anything he wants in return for his name on the accident formonly it's not what Ziva thinks at all
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
I'll show you mine by KatieBell70 reviews
Warning: 100 percent dialogue. Charlie and Tonks duck into a particular broom closet while trying to escape the notice of the Potions master. Friendly threats, awkward conversations, and a fair bit of groping ensue. Rated mostly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2006 - N. Tonks, Charlie W. - Complete
The Hat by YondyB reviews
Jane want's to see what Jester looks like without his beloved tinklehat and how long it takes Jester to crack after being forced to take it off, and keep it off. but no one has ever seen Jester without his hat before...
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
A Can of Worms by ChryslerHacker reviews
Tony and Ziva are let loose after a hard week of work, to rest and recover. But after Ziva agrees to spend the weekend with Tony at his place, things get interesting, in a more than explosive way... TIVA
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Boredom by Kazzers reviews
This is a BBRAE LIME! Yes a lime. I feel it is tastefully done and any fan of a BBRae pairing should enjoy!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
A Solo To Be Named Later by QueenOfAces reviews
Han and Leia discuss names for their firstborn child. Playfulness and frustration ensue!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
Under Covers Again by xRavenDollx reviews
What happened after Ziva and Tony went undercover...? Based on the episode 'Under Covers'...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Guardian Devil by Prexistence reviews
Remy LeBeau is killed in a motorcycle accident and is told the only way for him to enter heaven is to protect a girl Rogue , who feels her life is not worth living because of her powers. Romy
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,124 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Rogue, Gambit - Complete
Old Wolf, New Tricks by Sparklystuff reviews
Tonks seduces Hogwarts' new DADA professor. Of course, it helps that she's already married to him. Sequel to Someone Like Me. Oneshot. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Pleasurable Hauntings by thriller reviews
Someone has been haunting Lexa, but he isn't your normal haunter. Aren't those that haunt supposed to scare you? Because Lexa is not sure that the ordinary haunts pleasure you beyond your wildest dreams! ONESHOT and LEMON!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2005 - X23, Quicksilver/Pietro M. - Complete
You're The One by untouchable hexing witch reviews
X23 is frustrated…who better to help her relax then the object of her frustration: Pietro Maximoff. Xietro oneshot LEMON! so DON'T READ if you don't like SEXUAL SITUATIONS!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/9/2005 - [Quicksilver/Pietro M., X23] - Complete
Habit by Dala1 reviews
Commodore James Norrington was thirty-two years old, and he dreamed of breeches the way growing boys dreamed of scantily-clad women. (one-sided NorringtonxElizabeth, other pairings implied)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2005