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Joined 01-14-07, id: 1198477, Profile Updated: 07-06-09
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, and Naruto.

If you are wondering why my avatar is a weasel, the answer is: I have no idea. Now that that's done, let's move on.

Favorite Naruto Characters: IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

1. Deidara. I thought he was a girl at first. :(

2. Hidan. I started to like him after I liked Deidara. I dream about him. ._.

3. Zetsu. :D! He's adorable, and he eats babies! How awesome can that get?

4. Tobi. The good boy Tobi. Madara is not a good boy. :( ... I was siding with the Obito story, oh well. Tobi's an old man! >:D

5. Akamaru. OMG PUPPY.

6. Pein/Pain. He's kinda smexy. All he has to do is rip his shirt off.

7. Kakuzu. He has a long flowing maaannnneeee.

8. Pakkun. OMG PUPPY PART 2!

9. Pein's puppy summon thing. PUPPY PART 3.

10. Rest of Akatsuki. :D! The bad guys are always better looking. It's just the way life works.

Hated Naruto Characters D:

1. SASUKE. I used to like him when I first watched Naruto! D: WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME. stabstabstabstabstab

2. ... I think that's it. I just really really hate Sasuke. ... :D?

Pairing Love :D!:

DeidaraXSakura. I like it when people actually think that Deidara isn't gay. Go hetero. :(

HidanXSakura.

ShikamaruXTemari. Yay canonish crap! :D

PeinXKonan.

MeXDeidara/MeXHidan. ... What?

Hated Pairings. >:(:

SasoDei. Go ahead. Yell at me. But for the love of god, that's all I see for a pairing with Deidara. Deidara is always the uke who gets all emotional and cries. He crossdresses blah blah blah. Just because of his long hair, people automatically frame him as an extremely gay guy. You can like the pairing, sure, that's fine. I don't hate you. But Deidara's long flowing mane doesn't make him gay, it makes him extremely sexy. And I've read tons of SasoDei when Sasori is a complete ass to Deidara, and Deidara gets all emotional and cries. That's an abusive relationship, people.

ItaSaku. Itachi is kinda icky to me. Those lines make him look OLD AND WRINKLY.

Random Facts:

My sister got me into Naruto.

I used to think Itachi was the leader of Akatsuki. And I pronounced Akatsuki as A-cat-sook-ee. :D

I cry when watching it sometimes. :(

I think Kishimoto likes stripping evil guys. All the Akatsuki died without a shirt/stripping themselves. That's how he gets so popular

Naruto Quiz time! Put your favorite 12 characters in in no order

1. Kakuzu

2. Deidara

3. Pain

4. Hidan

5. Tobi

6. Sakura

7. Sasori

8. Konan

9. Suigetsu

10. Kisame

11. Akamaru

12. Jugo

1) Have you ever read a Six (Sakura)/Eleven (Akamaru) fanfic before?

FK;ADFJDLJF WHAT. Well I did read an epic DeiSaku fanfic when Sakura like adopted Akamaru but as a couple. W. T. F.

2) Do you think Four (Hidan) is hot? How hot?

ARE YOU KIDDING. Hidan is the SMEX. Oh god. And he shows it by not wearing a shirt. I don't know why he doesn't has as many fangirls as Deidara or Itachi. It makes no sense. I mean. THE ABS.

3)What would happen if Twelve (Jugo) got Eight (Konan) pregnant?

Well let's just say that Konan mistook Jugo for Pain. And then Pain walks in like "HI KONAN!" And Konan looks at Jugo and Jugo decides to run. Good idea Jugo.

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine (Suigetsu) ?

Actually, I only recently started to like Suigetsu after the anime. So no. :(

5) Would Two (Deidara) and Six (Sakura) make a good couple?

OMG YEAH. THEY'RE LIKE HOT AND SEX AND MAKE OUT AND AND faint

6) Five (Tobi) /Nine (Suigetsu) or Five (Tobi) /Ten (Kisame) ?

Nothing can explain the extreme horror on my face right now.

7) What would happen if Seven (Sasori) walked in on Two (Deidara) and Twelve (Jugo) kissing?

Sasori: ... DEIDARA WHO IS THIS FIEND.

Jugo: ... shifty eyes flee

Deidara: is drunk whaaa?

Sasori: bitchslaps

8) Make up a summery of a Three (Pain)/Ten (Kisame) fanfic.

One day Kisame walked into Pain's office to find him doing some very interesting things with his piercings.

9) Is there any such thing as a One (Kakuzu)/Eight (Konan) fluff?

D'aww. Probably. Konan has fluff with like every Akatsuki member.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven (Sasori)/Twelve (Jugo) Hurt/Comfort fic.

Puppet Whacks Zetsu Wannabe On Head With Shovel For Kissing Deidara When Deidara Was Drunk

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Pain) fics?

CHYEAH and so do I.

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven (Akamaru)?

No. I have no friends. :(

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two (Deidara) /Four (Hidan)/Five (Tobi)?

Okay. I would love these three as NOT A COUPLE. They are like BFFS. I'm sure SOMEONE would write this.

15) What might Ten (Kisame) scream at a moment of great passion?

jaws theme AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHH I'MASHARK

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Konan) , what song would you choose?

Lucifer's Angel by some music group

17) If you wrote a One (Kakuzu) /Six (Sakura) /Twelve (Jugo) fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING. EXTREME THREE WAY SEX

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten (Kisame) to use on Two (Deidara) ?

Kisame would comment on sharks having two penises and then Deidara would blow both of those penises up with his supreme clay power.

19) How might Eleven (Akamaru) describe a relationship between Two (Deidara) and Eight (Konan)?

ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF BOW WOW Translation: HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT AND SEXY

20) How emo is Seven (Sasori)?

Hm. Well his childhood is pretty emo. Sure. He's emo.

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Taming a Wild Beast reviews
An ancient clan sought after for their power that they can not use. A girl and her otter partner that only bring trouble. A lord on a hunt for said woman. An organization of extremely good looking guys. Oh boy. DISCONTINUED DeiOC HiOC, I only own the OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Deidara, Hidan
He loves me, Right? reviews
ANTI-SASODEI ALERT. READ BEFORE KILLING, PLEASE. Short little poem thing about an abusive relationship between Sasori and Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
LEGEND reviews
Well, it seems that the ancient legendary pokemon are taking over Sinnoh. Too bad they're all having too much fun at a sleepover. So I guess when we're all doomed, you turn to the ordinary, stupid, crossdressing, and insane pokemon to get the job done.R&R
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,247 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008