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Joined 01-14-07, id: 1198556, Profile Updated: 05-13-12
Author has written 10 stories for Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, X-overs, RuneScape, Sailor Moon, Naruto, and Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.

"'After that, you tell me that you have sent Eric on his way, that you want to be mine forever, and that to share my life you will permit me to make you a vampire like me.'

The silence now was thick, and the fun had drained out of the fantasy.

Then Bill added, 'You know what I'd say when you told me this? I'd tell you I would never do such a thing. Because I love you.'"

--Deadlocked by Charlaine Harris

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Books and Potions by Voldemortsecret reviews
When Jeanne, a young college student, is whisked away to Hogwarts, she realizes she must be experiencing a lucid dream. So, who wouldn't pass up an opportunity to flirt with the mysteriously handsome Severus Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
SNL Labyrinth Celebrity Jeopardy by Libby Sarah reviews
The title should say it all :
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/16/2001
Urkel Wars 1.1 by Gabe Z reviews
You speak of the prophecy of the one who will bring plaid to the Force. . .Urkel infiltrates Star Wars! Please R&R and give me ideas!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2000
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Supplicants reviews
Eric has chosen Freyda, but she has no strength to be bitter. What's more, Pam, Freyda and Bill are in her backyard, and they all seem to need something from her. Not from the telepath, but from Sookie. Meanwhile, Bubba... well, what to say about Bubba?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sookie, Bill
Sleeping in Bon Temps reviews
Sookie is visited by demons in the night- ones more sinister than the demons of her waking life.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Bill, Sookie - Complete
Sakura's Adventures in Meat Products reviews
You marry the boy, you marry his mother. For her, it's more "you date the boy, you date the herd of killer ninja tracking hounds". Oneshot, humor, fluffy at times, KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Lord of the Rings reviews
In which Genma's digestive tract is the topic of heated discussion. Kakashi can plan circles around an opponent in battle, but plans that don't involve violent death seem to come up short. Oneshot, humor, slight fluff, KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Galaxia reviews
There are many facets to a diamond.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008
The Meaning of Grace reviews
The Senshi have lost the ability to transform with a simple flick of a wand. Drunkenness ensues. Please do not try to snort this crack fic. If you review, I will marry you.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
I was a Teenage Thingamedendum reviews
The freakquel to Confessions! Please R and R, I only have sixteen hours to save the planet Earth. I beg of you. New chapters up... although by now my "readers" are probably all dead. If you believe in Tinkerbell, clap your hands and review.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007
The Life of a Noob reviews
Runescape is a beautiful place.
RuneScape - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2007
Confessions! NOT the Catholic ones, you twits reviews
My very first fic. I'm so proud. R and R please! Another disclaimer... Louise Rennison owns all the following characters and the basic plot. And maybe even the Geeisms.
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
A condensed La Catrina reviews
If you have ever seen La Catrina, a type of Spanish soap opera for students, you know how long it is. And how long it should be.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Complete