Chi Cullen
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Joined 01-14-07, id: 1198630, Profile Updated: 11-12-08
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, and Heroes.

CHI I BE!

Check out my 'lil sis, FindMeintheLibrary, she's amazing and has been writing longer than I have, and she's two years younger. give her a shot for me, will ya?

Spanx youz!

who: Chi Cullen

What: A Harry Potter/Twilight-New Moon/FullMetal Alchemist adict.

Where: Planet earth, where are you? I am only visiting my 'family' on vacation, then I make my return trip back to pluto

When: NOW, you fool! look at a freaking clock, sheesh!

Why: Because it's fun and I am psychotic

How: I don't know

Now, I MUST give a shout-out to Stupid Shiny Volvo Driver. YOU ROCK!! For anybody who has not read either "Becoming Whole," or "The Dark Dance of Temptation,"~SSVD, you have not read fanfiction YET!!=3

And if you don't read anything by drgnzRreal or Midsummers Queen, I will have to shun you from society for all eternity! LOL

I shall now introduce me to my many "personalities"(for those of you with littel to no sense of humor, these are NOT real..Jeez)

1)Chi-HYPER

2)Meggie-innocent

3)Ardon-The outcast. Likes things most people overlook.

4)Lisa-loves the arts, and is very shy

5)Rose-self-centered fool

6)Ginny-HARRY POTTER FREAK!

7)Carry-VAMPIRE FREAK!

8)Rachel-hates being called short(see "Contest!"~Chi Cullen)

9)Andrea-normal and boring

10)Jane-pyro-technition and collecter of all things sharp...incase I am not clear, violent

11)Bri-Darring(sp?)

12) Charrolett-emotional

13)Rain/Ray-ray/Ray-romantic(DON'T BE FOOLED IT'S EVIL!)

14)Angie-peace keeper

15)Penny-my western side

16)Bella-my inner-Bella Swan speaks to me, leave me alone!

so all y'all know, these are also basicly my RP characters >.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

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~Chi_

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Ticking Clocks by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
The ticking clock is a slow agonizing count down that reminds Jacob his time to save Bella from a fate worse than death is coming to an end. For now, only in his wildly vivid dreams does he confess his love to her. She needs to know, he needs to tell her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Becoming Whole by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
After New Moon, before 1st chap. of Eclipse. AU. Bella's journey with Edward to becoming whole, mending the emptiness within herself and controling her awesome power. Rated 'M' for extreme romance, sex and GOSH SAKES! They are VAMPIRES!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,088 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dawning of Twilight by Shadows de la Nuit reviews
A bit of light humor. Twilight and New Moon have magicked themselves into the halls of Hogwarts, putting some wellknown characters under their spell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,610 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I WILL POSSES YOUR HEART by vash3the3stampede reviews
One night Harry sneaks out of bed to duel the slytherin Draco Malfoy but does he get more than what he expects? And What happens when Draco cant contain his lust for Harry and secrets of his past slowly unfold? In a world of magic can love conquer evil
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,686 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
New Moon from Edward's POV by Itaque reviews
What Edward was thinking after leaving Bella. A look into the mind of the character we unduly love. "I imagined Bella’s blushing and mortified reaction to the attention. Wrong. That was a terrible idea, that pain which was eating away, now burned my body
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,734 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Quality Time by sunchaser116589 reviews
Most of the family, and a reluctant Edward leave for a two day hunting trip. Jasper, Emmett and Bella are left to bond with each other, or, at least, Bella will sleepover. I mean really, what could go wrong? First fic.Updated 1/4/09 Saftey T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,724 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Emmett, Jasper
Twilight Gone Wild by paulinatheweena reviews
Twilight characters express their true feelings. Humor. Rated T for language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 8,877 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Claire's Questions by LittleBuddha reviews
Claire learns about "the birds and the bees" at school. How does Quil react when she gets home and starts asking him questions? As she gets older, how does he deal with the questions of a teenage girl? Rated T for later chapters
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Quil Jr., Claire
Twilight? Harry Potter? MIXTURES! by lovely-marshine reviews
This is the story about what I think might happen if the characters from the Twilight series collide with the characters from Harry Potter... it's quite interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
I am not a VAMPIRE by ocicat reviews
Twilight parody. They're all human, but Bella still gets the idea that Edward is a vampire and she won't let it drop... It gets way better after the first chapter.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,039 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
La Alegría by BeaumontRulz reviews
A game of truth or dare ends up in a predictable place, what with a drunken Seamus in attendance. Three-parter. HrG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,390 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Cultivating Youth Subsistence by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Going through the high school social system is not just looking for a gentle curvature. Friend's change, and relationships blossom and wilt all in a matter of seconds. AH, AU, OOC. Mature fic, lemons galore, and intimate story line.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,315 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
The Geico Gecko Meets The Twilight Characters by fluffily reviews
A total crackfic in which each and every one of the Twilight characters meets the Geico car insurance gecko. Hell mall? Alpacas? Torture? Severly strange happy places? The death of Eddie-kins's Volvo? Killer shirts? Read now and be amazed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,381 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 6/12/2008
Hopeless Romantics by ExtraIceCream reviews
Voldemort is dead and Harry can focus on more important things... like Ginny. Midremodeling. come back in a month and you'll love it .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,946 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
get beside me, I want you to love me by NeoVenus22 reviews
The night before Kat had to ship off to Sarah Lawrence, Patrick showed up at her doorstep.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
The End by MaryAlice7081 reviews
When three vampires named Shelby, Olivia, and Jessica start going to Forks high, what will happen when they meet a werewolf? Sorry I suck at summaries. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
The Meadow by ocicat reviews
A parody of when Bella and Edward went to the meadow in Twilight. Please read. Three SHOT?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yuletide Glee by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Tis the season! Bella and Edward are left alone during the busy holiday season, a moment to exchange a gift may be a perfect release for the pain. One-shot, Lemon, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midinght Walk by midnightmoons reviews
SEQUEL to Baby Roses Victoria has Caitlyn what will Bella and Edward have to do to get her back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Malevolent by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Set in Newmoon, Edward hears the news of his beloveds death. How will he make his decision to carry on? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Cab Cafe by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward is famous for his good looks, charisma, and skills. While performing, he catches the intelligent eyes of a stranger, who he later meets. For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Look inside for the type of amazingly sexy Edward. M Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan by fullmetaljap150 reviews
50 ways to annoy bella! CHAPTER 2 NOW OUT 50 ways to annoy Edward... please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008
A Week at HellMart by moon.cherry.twilite reviews
The Cullens along with Jacob get jobs at Wal-Mart. Obviously, it gets hilariously ugly. Rated for lots of...stuff. Totally random!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
The birds an the Loch Ness Monster by werewolves-like-baking reviews
Nessie walks in on Bella and Edward 'Baking' and is quite confused. So she goes to each of the Cullens to find out what they were doing!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Twilight Theme Songs by fluffily reviews
I have decided to find theme songs for each and every one of the characters of Twilight. Each chapter is dedicated to one character and comes with the lyrics to the song worked into a funny crackfic oneshot. Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008
Crazy Little Moments by Daine's Twin reviews
It's those crazy little moments that prove it is love. Fluffy uber short one shots. All traditional shippings. R&R. CHAPTER 11 *BD SPOILERS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008
Voyeuristic Tendencies by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward catches Bella is a very compromising situation, which leads to a bit more than simple voyeurism. ExB Smut, Smut, Smut... but very fun smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Moving on by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Set in newmoon, Edward leaves Bella. Before he went, though, he left Bella with something that neither of them would expect. Rated for some language and innuendos may become M in the future.Warning is M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,069 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Wand Waving by Allegra.Jane.Alec reviews
Bellatrix is certainly the most loyal of his followers... and clearly the most efficient when it comes to taking care of his wand... Parody, very silly. One-shot.OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Let's play a game by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While babysitting Bella when the rest of the family is on a hunting trip, Emmett gets an idea to strip-poker. When one thing leads to another, what could happen? EmXB smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Some Things Are Worth Dying For by fanta-faerie reviews
Jake REALLY wants to hold her hand. But the six pairs of vampire eyes behind them aren't quite going to let him...funny!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Isle Esme by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward and Bella experience romance on their on own personal paradise. Breaking Spoilers. Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella and Edward's Honeymoon! by Tenshi123 reviews
I was highly upset that there were no sex scenes in Breaking Dawn. sooooo i made some! hope you like! Warning!: Don't read unless you have read Breaking Dawn! might spoil it! Lemon! you have been warned! The other 4? i beleive will be out soon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
What Really Went Down on Isle Esme by LaSaladeBanane reviews
Because she left out the juicy details. haha.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
BLACKOUT by bmw72792 reviews
What would happen if Forks had a major blackout? What crazy things will the Cullen's do? Read and find out! they're vampires....same couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
The Greatest Challenge of all Twilight Challenges by something in the wind reviews
To sum it all up, EPIC. I present to you all the first hopefully the first contest that involves failure at it's best. Look inside for more and rules, dears.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008
Mr Tumbleweed by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The Cullen family encounters a crisis when a beloved/hated cat runs away from Bella. So why is everyone attacking Edward? Fluffy one-shot ExB For my kitty with a tumour.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Snack by Melancholy Ink Splatter reviews
Alice/Bella oneshot. Just something I needed to get out of my system. Bella and Alice find comfort in each other's arms one lonely night. But what happens when they are discovered? M for sex. Pretty short. Enjoy. R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Spring Break at the Cullen House by xedwardxloverx reviews
It's Spring Break, and Carlisle and Esme have left the state. What does Alice have in store for everyone? There's a reason it's rated T--now rated M for chapters 3 and on. STORY NOW FINISHED! ;D JxA EmxR ExB fluff and lemons--slight OOC in that respect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,945 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Exploration by Sinfully Soulful reviews
Bella and Edward explore themselves and their relationship and break a few boundaries. Slightly OOC. My first Twilight Fic. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,667 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/1/2007
Dirty by Jayeliwood reviews
Bella feels very dirty. Why? Read to find out. OOC lemon, with some humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Bella
Exultant juncture by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Another day of the year is what Edward tells himself. On this day, Bella gives Edward the ultimate birthday present. Fluff and sour lemon. Happy birthday Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Taking Matters Into His Own Hands by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The night after Bella throws herself onto Edward, he can't stop thinking about her. After hours of debating with himself, he procedes to do something that would be frowned upon from his time era. ExE Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
What A Day! by Doll-Fin-Chick reviews
COMPLETE***Bella never knew that playing truth or dare could have consequences...Poor Edward! Fluffy oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Bella's Summer by LaurenSimone reviews
Takes place during the summer before wedding. Bella wants to make her last human months last, and with Edward caving, things could get hot! Rated M for very suggestive themes and lots of steam. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
Very Dirty by Rosette-Cullen reviews
After a long day of Edward related activity, Bella feels up to a shower. ExB Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
A Bit Wet by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
The Cullens get a pool. Edward and Carlisle want Bella to enjoy it. Edward/Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Rating for threesome sexual content. Written for my Twilight20 prompt: Summer on LJ. Hope you enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Reflection by Scarlett71177 reviews
E/B, Post-Eclipse. Bella wants to know what Edward would have done if she hadn't asked him to stop in the meadow.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Amusement by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward takes Bella to the local fair, but at the end of the night is a surprise she didn't expect. A fluffy one shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Abstinence by Ginger-Snapp reviews
Ever wonder what runs through Edwards head as Bella has a Human Moment? One shot. Terribly Sorry, won't let me Edit my story, for some reason, so all the words I was going to fix later, well, you het the point. The First word, In 's is Torture.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
Twilight Kisses by kgforever22 reviews
This fanfic is a mix of Vampire Kisses and Twilight! Evil Vampires,Leather Jackets, Awesome Clubs, And A PG plan for Revenge. What more can I say.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008
Automatic Reaction by fluffily reviews
A one-shot featuring my dramatic reaction to Jacob and Bella kissing in Eclipse. Rated T for language, though that may be an overreaction. Anyway, come read and review. However, if you are a Jake lover, I don't suggest it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
A Game Of Truth Or Dare by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For daddys little cannibal's contest. Emmett, Edward and Bella all play a simple game of truth or dare. Not very cliche, rated for some innuendos, but nothing too bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
La Vie Twilight by InABlender reviews
Combining two of my obsessions: Twilight and RENT the Broadway musical . In short, this is the Twilight version of La Vie Boheme.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
You Know You Wanted This xxx by Aglow reviews
Alice comes up with a great plan for the none existent sex life of Bella and Edward. With Jasper convinced to help and Bella unknowingly helping every step of the way, how much will Edward love Alice in the end? Hot Version
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Phys Ed by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While leaving her gym class, Bella comes across a great temptation. Lemon. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Turbulence by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Bella feels nauseous while flying to Paris with Edward and Carlisle. Edward worries about her, but Carlisle reassures him that she’ll be alright. Edward/Carlisle and Edward/Bella/Carlisle. Rating for sexual content. PART II ADDED.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Fantasy by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Warning! This piece of literature contains scenes not appropriate to people who are subject sensitive. Be warned. Edward has a fantasy that Bella's willing to fulfill.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Edward and Jasper by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's off once more to visit Jacob, and Edward can't stand it. Luckily, Jasper's there to help him out. ExJ Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Alice, Bella, Edward and Jasper by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The sequal to Alice and Bella. After Edward and Jasper walk in on their woman, they're stunned at what they find. For mature viewers only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Alice and Bella by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The title explains it all. Alice and Bella are tired of being denied by their men, so they take it into their own hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
As The Cushion Turns by My-Bella reviews
Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: The night before by Rosette-Cullen reviews
It's the night before Bella's change, and both Edward and Bella want to make it memorable. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Just another day in La Push by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While Jacob's working on his car, Bella's having other ideas. BxJ lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Working out by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The gym doesn't always have to be a place of serious work. Edward just can't control himself around a hot, sweaty Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Carlisle and Esme by Rosette-Cullen reviews
To Esme, Carlisle means the world. The only reason to keep living eternity. CxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Volvo by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While riding home, Edward is overcome by an urge of the most ungentalmanly manner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Emmett and Rosalie: by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A mature one shot with Emmette Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Dreams by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Late at night, while Bella dreams, Edward watches her. What will come of this night? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Alice and Jasper: Fun time by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Experience the fun of Alice's scheming and plotting, that involves Jasper, pleather and lots of fun. AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Punishment by Rosette-Cullen reviews
What happens when Bella goes to visit Jacob against Edward's knowledge? Lemon of course. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Haircut by MithLuin reviews
Ed can be so stubborn sometimes. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Game of Truth or Dare by Star869 reviews
Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, and Emmett force Bella to play Truth or Dare with them. What will happen? And where in the world is Edward? This could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Know Your Stars: Twilight Series by Ghosts in the Snow reviews
A know your stars type story. If you've ever wondered what the characters of the Twilight series wouldn't EVER do, look no further. WARNING: Sever OOCness, sever character bashing, and totally awkward WTF moments inside!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 38,022 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
the yacht trip by iluvjbfromtwilight reviews
bella goes on a yacht trip with the cullens on the cullens boat but what happens rated t for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Manly Bonding by iluvcarlisle reviews
Just random drabble and short tales of manly bonding time at the Cullen house...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
The Misunderstandings of When You Fall by PenguinsOfDoom reviews
Tut, tut. Did Draco check out Harry? Did Harry check out Draco? No, of course not. Yet. But will a little prank change in anyway how they feel? If not can a series of unwelcome situations open their eyes? Maybe. Find out. READ! SLASH by the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,557 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3207 - Favs: 2,975 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Love Happens by Amber13Drummer reviews
Ginny walked over to where Ron and Harry were sitting. How she loved the way his black hair fell over his glasses. Hermione is fine, Ron. Ginny said looking at her brother who had clearly been panicking. You can go in and see her now. A big smile formed o
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,482 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Cowboy Emmett by JollyFray reviews
Due to the suicidal affects of a boring day, the Cullen's take up a little game of truth or dare. Emmett has a long two weeks ahead of him, and the perfect idea for revenge. A humorous story about the trouble Emmett can get himself into. Chapter 6 up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,906 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
50 Ways To Annoy Twilight Characters by ScarredShaddix reviews
50 ways to annoy all of your favorite Twilight characters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2007
Twisted Love by Saveyourownlifefirst reviews
Draco is Gay, and he likes a certain Gryffindor. What will happen when said Gryffindor finds out. HD Slash Rating M just to be safe. Reviews. This is my first story ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Baby Roses by midnightmoons reviews
Bella gets pregnant. what happens? how does the family take it? plz b nice fist fanfiction n i can't do summaries! i had to fix my rating!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,898 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Complete
Dream Connections by Tygrressatheart reviews
SLASH...Harry is having some disturbing dreams about a certain blond wizard. He doesn't know what to do! What will happen when the object of his affection plots to seduce him? Will he give in to his lustful urges? Pairings: HPDM, RWHG, possibly GWBZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,572 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Still, the Melody Played on Through the Rainy Day by Laurel Kan reviews
a modernist piece....
Fallen - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
Brother, my brother by LovingMyDoctor reviews
Alice: Why, Bella? Why did you come to our house tonight? Bella: He told me to, I trusted him. E&B J&A
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,127 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007
Something About Leather by chi-chi-mi-bono reviews
People sometimes aren't what they seem.We all pretend to be what we believe others want. Well, that just has to stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
All Those Years by Four and Twenty Blackbirds reviews
Tells what happened during the 19 years between the last chapter and the epilogue in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It might continue after that point . . . Warning: this story is post DH, and therefore contains spoilers. HG, RH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,289 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Greenhouse Lessons by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco have detention in Hogwarts greenhouse. Dangerous plantlife and several varieties of euphoria ensue. It was complete, but I continued it... This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,226 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/8/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sugar High by stolenenchantment reviews
On a homework free Saturday night, Harry becomes extremely sugar high. He is on his way to the kitchen to find more sugar when he runs into Draco Malfoy, who is on a similar quest. Unexpected slashy things take place. SLASH HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,269 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
truth or dare with seducing! by YinDragonVampire reviews
just another truth or dare game with the cullens while edward hunts...where bella is dared to seduce edward! lemons and hilarious teasings from Jasper and Emmett!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,932 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
bella's secret by jesikababe reviews
bella has a secret that no one knows about unless its her parent's she's never told any one not even jacob...come on you no your Curious first ff WARNING:LEMONlike my other one untill i get another editer or mine talkes to me its on hold
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007
Baby Steps Toward Regret by Scarlett71177 reviews
Tonks awaits her pregnancy test results. RT, RemusTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Squeeze Toy by Danii Flame reviews
Draco is hit with a spell that makes him break out in song and dance. Potter never could play fair. Songfic! Yaoi Rated for suggestiveness.... Oh! And because Draco dancing and singing should be illegal.... ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pretty little thing by Montresor reviews
Edward stumbles onto Mike and his friends trying to do something that leaves Edward very,very angry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,836 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
The Birds and the Bees by Tee2007 reviews
Carlisle has The Talk with Edward so things are sure to go awry! The new chapter is finally here, thank you for waiting so patiently. Coming up next is Alice and Rosalie having The Talk with Bella, so stay tuned! Rated T for suggestive situations!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,989 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007
Edward's Very HumanLike Birthday by wanderlustlights reviews
It's Edward's birthday! Woot woot! Sure, the rest of the family gets Edward presents, but... what will Bella get for him? And why is Edward acting so strange?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Better Than Me by Watching Eternity reviews
Songfic for Hinder's Better Than Me. Edward during New Moon, when he gets a dreaded phonecall. Better than it sounds, PLEASE R&R! I give you cyber cookies if you do! Rated for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
My Silacore by aspireraywriter reviews
Decided to scrap the summary. It was boring. Fluffy, sad. Draco/Harry new kind of mates. There is graphic sex and character death. Oh, nd it all belongs to JKR. I'll leave it at that this time ;
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,299 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by musical-gerbil reviews
The whole gang, at the Cullen house, trapped inside on a rainy night. Add some boredom, and throw in Emmett’s competitiveness, Bella’s clumsy streak, Rosalie’s vanity, Alice’s quirky sense of humour, Edward’s protectiveness, Jasper’s naivety and Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
She waited by Laurel Kan reviews
True love at last...
Cure - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Untitled by Laurel Kan reviews
A girl runs away because of HIM.
Incarnations of Immortality - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Complete
Private Thoughts by benie reviews
Vampires are physically attractive to their prey, but that isn’t always a good thing. Edward would like to be as repulsive to teenage girls as their thoughts are to him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/5/2007
The Seduction of the Insufferable Mr Potter by fakeid reviews
In order to defeat the Voldemort and save himself from certain death Harry Potter must lose his virginity...who better to attempt to seduce him than Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/26/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
I Shouldn't Tell You by DeepGoldenEyes reviews
I'm a Mike hater so if you don't like that tough luck basically its Edward and Bella with troubles that happen to include Mike Rated T for a reason
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007
Life's Choices by pixeltrixxi reviews
HPOC DMOC HPDM DMHP SLASH...Don't like, don't read. Life is full of choices. But which one will Harry pick when it comes down to it? PostHogwarts, Harry&Draco are Aurors
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Forever at Last by Vampireacoholic reviews
This is what I think happens after New Moon. Fair warning I wrote this when Eclipse wasn't out yet :) Hope you like it! -Re-written-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,187 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by Rokkis reviews
Harry and Draco make a bet about their peers' reaction to their relationship. Who will win? And how will they find out? :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Of Potions and Vampires by rosedown reviews
Bella decides to slip Edward a potion with interesting results. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Complete
American Idol? by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
The Cullens, Hales, and of course Bella, go to Seattle to audition for American Idol! If you want to know why Emmett comes into the audition room wearing a butterfly outfit and why UJasper loves Bop to the top, then read on! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/24/2007
A Question of Sexuality by ShanniMo reviews
its just a regular day with the cullens when they go shopping.but what happens when Rosalie has a little fun with emmett.one furious beautiful vampire an unsuspecting emmett and a cute gay guy who was in the wrong place and in love with the wrong vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2007
Emmett's Thoughts on B&E by 4ever1 reviews
One shot Emmett's thoughts on the relationship between Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Cat by Star869 reviews
Another random fanfiction, courtesy of my crazy mind! Title pretty much tells all. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
Chicken Soup by always-urs reviews
Bella gets sick adn Edward has the perfct cure. One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Silly Songfic by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
This is a very silly songfic that me and my friend made up!What? We were bored!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
bella's blanket by Idabble reviews
sometimes you can't control your imagination anymore than you can your heart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
The Toast Attack by L.C.Candle reviews
What might happen if Bella became insane from sleep deprivation. Rotating POV, if anyone looses brain cells or suffers damage from laughter, L.C. Candle is NOT paying hospital bills. Sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Complete
vampire, my love by midnightmoon21 reviews
My version of what happens after new moon. When Bella's put in a real life or death situation, will Edward be able to make the choice to let her live with him forever, or let her die, the way she's suppoed to? lots of fluff at times.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,264 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/21/2007
Break My Heart by blondie81818 reviews
What was going on inside Harry and Ginny's heads during their breakup? WARNING:CONTAINS SPOILERS. The 1st few quotes are taken from the book itself. ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Angel by sillybella reviews
How did Edward spend Christmas away from Bella and his family? Yes, it’s sappy. Yes, it’s predictable. But it’s Christmas what do you expect?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Easily Entertained by sillybella reviews
Exactly how do the Cullens tease Edward before he goes to watch Bella sleep? Comes before Her Worst Nightmare.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 130 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Fang and Claw by Cold Drake Queen reviews
SLASH Jacob x Edward A broken heart can be mended only one way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
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Green Eyes and Black Hearts reviews
Poem submitted to my Creative Writing class a few months ago. It's from Snapes POV of the first time he ever saw Harry up close in that first potions lesson. SPOILER ALERT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Prompt! reviews
Write me a story! Read for details, but this is a Writing Prompt. Take your favorite character from Breaking Dawn and write a chapter from their perspective! Please? You know you're tempted...you know you are...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008
George's Silver Lining reviews
He didn’t remember why he had apperated here, but then again, he didn’t remember much anymore. Not after he died. George didn’t want to say or think that name ever again. He supposed he should be happy now that the Voldemort was dead; but he felt nothing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - George W.
Eclipse is NOT the end! reviews
I remembered Edward’s honey eyes, his snowwhite skin set off by his midnight tux, the ‘I do’s’ we exchanged, and the kiss that bound us as a mortal married couple. I also remember the uneasy feeling that we were being watched
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/1/2007
New Moon is not the end! TT reviews
In the moments before I took that final human breath, my life flashed before my eyes. The funny part was that they all seemed to include Edward. My life started with him. Meeting him the meadow all the way up to that fateful wedding just weeks before.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007
the only power that could defeat him! reviews
How do you defeat a man like Sylar? Read and find out! Come on, you know you want to... CLICK ME, CLICK ME! You know you're just itching to hit the button...CLICK ME!
Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Moanless Myrtle reviews
This is my view on what would happen if Moaning Myrtle were to drink Felix Felicis. It was a part of a competition I entered, so, tell me what you think! B
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Myrtle - Complete
Truth, yeah right! Dare! reviews
Do you people know how many Truthordare fics there are for twilight? Add one more people, 'cause I love them all! Now you tell me how you like mine. Three cheers if you suck at reviews! Hiphiphorray, hiphip...Oh, for God's sake, just read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
CONTEST!: reviews
This is what happens when Chi has coffee...oh...dear...lord. Cullens and Wizards alike singing in a kareoke competition, what could be more amusing? Add in hyper Chi, and you've got a recipie for disaster!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
number 191 reviews
GO JACK...THE MONKEY! I like Jackmonkey Jackso I wanted to know where he came from, before the Pearl. My first POTC fic, so be brutal.Chi
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/25/2007
When fictional charecters try DDR reviews
A continuation of CONTEST! also hilarious, but with much more romance and such. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2007
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