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Author has written 19 stories for RENT, Wicked, Gone with the Wind, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

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"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent"-Eleanor Roosevelt

"Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine."-Fran Lebowitz

"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed." -G. K. Chesterton

"I think the elves are putting stuff inside my brain."- quote from an children's play, the title of which I am sad to admit is unknown to me.

"Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astaire did backwards and in heels."- Anne Richards

"Life is too important to be taken seriously."-Oscar Wilde

"You'll never make any money in children's books, Jo. Keep your real job."-- a publisher who bought Harry Potter and the Philospher's Stone for the equivalent of a thousand dollars.

"You can't help it...when you grow up, your heart dies."

"Who cares?"

"...I care."

--The Breakfast Club


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Notes by angel718 reviews
Class time. Fiyero is bored, Galinda isn't speaking to him...who knows why...and the green girl is sitting on his other side. What's a brainless guy to do? K plus for now.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,313 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 5/12/2007
Lying by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
That and she was not madly in love with him. Perhaps madly was putting it flippantly.Then again, he was wandering towards his maker with a scarecrow who walked like a drunken prince and an idiot girl who had never learned to not talk to strangers.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Boq, Nessarose T. - Complete
Tomfoolery by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
As though lingering kisses to the cheek fueled teenaged boys to commit acts of violence and treason. They only ever led to hormone-fueled tomfoolery that entered through Nessa's window in the early hours of the morning.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Boq, Nessarose T. - Complete
Musicals in a Minute by The Lark reviews
Your favorite musicals, ultracondensed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007
Compensation by Melody Wilde reviews
On the voyage home, Anthony saved Todd's life, cared for him during his illness, and became his friend and more . Now, Anthony wants to find a way to stay with Todd. This has become an AU, exploring how this might change the events of the play/movie.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,396 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
You'll Lose Your Heart to Me! by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
Please save her, my sweet Rose, my brave Rose...Don't leave me till my sorry life has ceased. Alone and heartless here, just the boy in the mirror just him and me, the Heartless Fool of the East...We deserve each other...COMPLETED-now with fluffy epilogue
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,382 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Nessarose T., Boq - Complete
Hot and Cold by Zarrian reviews
She found herself in the flooding of pouring rain...., "Nessa, what are you doing?" ... "I don't know..."
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Nessarose T., Boq - Complete
Heart by MTVbabe11 reviews
Benny's daughter asks him for a story, so he tells her the only one he knows. Fluffy and then not. Oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Benny C. - Complete
A Great Day by LostOzian reviews
In which the planets align and the world conspires against everyone's favorite prince.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
The Caged Bird Sings by Eurydice125 reviews
17 year old Johanna recounts her life so far, detailing the events prior to, during, and after Sweeney Todd. Inspired by both the stage version and the movie.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
The Lady and the Tiger by littlesoprano reviews
Sondheim's A Little Night Music - Carl Magnus and Charlotte are not exactly one of musical theatre's fairy tale couples. Why did they marry? Were they ever happy? What happens to them in the future? Will include other characters from the show.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,182 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007
Daddy's Little Angel by Sale reviews
What if one day, years before Elphaba and Nessarose went to Shiz, Frex found himself forced into pretending to actually LIKE his oldest daughter? Rated T for later chapters.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
OffBroadway Blues by LostOzian reviews
Maureen cons the gang into helping her put on the musical Wicked, but can the Bohos pull off the other side of the Wizard of Oz? Canon pairings only. Everything else is for kicks.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,541 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Maureen J.
Minimum Wage by Sushi Bowl reviews
Massie is forced to get a job. Set in late summer.
Clique - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Fairest of them all by Zarrian reviews
Mirror, mirror, on the floor, who is fairer even more? Nessaverse.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Unjust by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Elphaba's first brush with injustice. Possibly a oneshot...
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008
Insanity by Faba reviews
Here, we pour the light onto Miss Elphaba Thropp as she expresses her undeniable dedication to the book Wicked. Another Elphie rant. Oh, no.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
A Discourse on Human Stupidity by GelNimbus reviews
Elphaba writes an essay for her Ethics Class detailing an alarming trend at Shiz University. Complete with pompous and bloated language!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
Full of People who are Full of WHAT? by nine miles to go reviews
So, you're a fan of Sweeney Todd, the musical. Like, a diehard one, because who DOESN'T want to watch people get their throats ripped off on a stage? Anyway. Ever wondered how the stage characters would react to being made into a movie?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Incomplete by Meltalviel reviews
I feel I was born incomplete, missing some of the pieces. I never fit in. There was always a part of me longing to burst free of restrictions, free of society, and free of this fiendish world I’d had the misfortune to land on.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Melena T. - Complete
Runaway Rabbit by Lusito reviews
When Avaric comes to rescue Fiyero from Shiz during Fiyero's Winter Break, he hangs around for some time, and Boq has an unnerving chat with him. Fiyero tries to explain Avaric's attitude by telling Boq what happened one Lurlinemas in young Avaric's life.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
Cinnamon Cider Cookies by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
Nessa made Boq a cookie, but she 'eated' it. A Bessa story.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Nessarose T., Boq - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by Eltea reviews
Title shamelessly stolen from Monty Python. Remus Lupin is discovering that there is something very, very wrong at Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Ragged At The Corners by EnjoyingObsession reviews
SPRING AWAKENING Anna recounts the pleasant routines of her childhood and the harsh reality of growing up and seeing life as it truly is.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Don't Expect Her to Come Back by Neptune-Topaz reviews
Musicalverse oneshot, during 'No Good Deed'. Give the people what they want, she was told. My first fanficiton, which I wrote straight after seeing the musical.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Four Months by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
He struggled to take in a breath. He could hardly believe it he was dying? No... he couldn't be dying.. He was still young. He had Elphaba... he had children waiting for him. A daughter who would never even know him she'd been so little when he left!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
The Icicle by Faba reviews
Back to reality... Why should I care whether he hurt this young one otherwise? This small child was not mine. [bookverse oneshot]
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Scandalacious Princess by LostOzian reviews
Fiyero uses a rather desperate technique to make Elphaba fall in love with him. Fiyeraba, imaginary Gelphie, and now with Gloq! Yay! After the Lion Cub, but before Elphaba goes off to the city. BONUS CHAPTER!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,763 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Hairbrush by Faba reviews
Nessa giggled at Galinda's dire expression, and couldn’t choke any words out. She just laughed in her chair while Galinda sat there looking confused. [musicalverse Glessa oneshot]
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Animal by Saru Wolfe reviews
A glance at Doctor Dillamond's experiences in his journey from Goat to goat. Musical based.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/6/2007 - D. Dillamond - Complete
An Ode to the Original Fiction Writers by Meltalviel reviews
Sincerely yours, the Pissed Off Wicked FFN Community.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Now That Those Who Are Gone by EnjoyingObsession reviews
Angel, Mimi, Collins and Roger...how differently they all went. Painfully, gracefully and all too quickly, AIDS claims each one eventually.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
And All Shall Fade by EnjoyingObsession reviews
SPRING AWAKENING Ilse walks along a dusty road, thinking back over Wendla, Moritz and all the friends she has left behind.
Spring Awakening - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Nurmengard by Eggo Waffles reviews
Harry thought the conversation was getting needlessly tangential, and decided that the quickest way to remedy this was by speaking in capital letters. BUT WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GRINDELWALD?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Albus D., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Mary Sue Story by LostOzian reviews
What would really happen if a Mary Sue wandered into Shiz. Swearing. Canon pairings. Post Lion Cub. Musicalverse.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Forget Regret by PandaFire McMango reviews
My little postRENT and tick, tick...BOOM! rant. It's really stupid and just me getting randomly riled up, but hey. Whatcha gonna do?
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Complete
Do I Creep You Out? by Sale reviews
Songfic. Across a crowded cafeteria, Boq decides once and for all to ask Galinda out on a date...unfortunately, the confessions that come out of his mouth in the process aren't exactly what he'd expected. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Beautiful by dresdendollontheprowl reviews
A story of race, love, and tolerance.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Fate by dresdendollontheprowl reviews
There is a very important lesson learned from dealing with fate. But for our dear Boq, that came too late…
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
Want by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
Boq, is it because you find me unattractive?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Nessarose T., Boq - Complete
A Very Good Secret by AinsleyAisling reviews
Dreams help Glinda remember the truth about Elphaba, and water. Because not even Glinda's that blonde. First in a maybe series of Glinda oneshots. Spoilers for musical ending.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Humanity by Fae2135 reviews
Based on a few sentences from throughout the City of Emeralds section of the novel. Fiyero wakes up one night and comes to a realization about Elphaba as he watches her sleep. Oneshot. Bookverse. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Complete
Buttons by grey-eyed-goddess reviews
There were seven buttons on her vest. Bessa fluff.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Nessarose T., Boq - Complete
Do Not Disturb! by gethsemane342 reviews
Musical based oneshot. Galinda is talking about flying when all Elphaba wants to do is read. How will Elphaba cope...
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Malky by TryDefyingGravity reviews
And that was when I saw you. One mangy, scrawny kitten hidden under piles of rubbish, fighting to get out. Bookverse, Elphie angst. Please R and R first attempt at Elphie's side :
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Complete
Of Good Spirits by orangepeeled reviews
The Wizard is easily amused.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Wizard, M. Morrible - Complete
Death By Spoon by CardboardCreative reviews
How many accidents will it take before Galinda learns foreign objects do not belong in her mouth? A present for GothPhantom's birthday. Musicalverse and extremely cooky.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Homework Help by Mongie reviews
[Spring Awakening] Ernst isn't sure how to react to life in general, much less when Hanschen offers to help and just confuses him more.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Complete
Man Heart by CardboardCreative reviews
Why did Turtle Heart stick around so long? Melena had something to do with it, but then again, so did baby Elphaba. A study of the green girl through Turtle Heart's eyes before he dies. Dialogueless bookverse. Oh, joy.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Warming the Cold by dresdendollontheprowl reviews
Boq's sick! Who can warm him up?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Complete
Concern by Tastes of Strawberries reviews
[sweeney todd] Benjamin Barker takes an interest in the domestic life of his neighbor.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Much Madness by Pearl127 reviews
Much madness is divinest sense, to a discerning eye. Inspired by an Emily Dickinson poem of the same name.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Glinda U.
Arcis by orangepeeled reviews
As much as she wanted to, she would never be able to face her mistakes.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Nessarose T. - Complete
Witch on a Hot Tin Roof by CardboardCreative reviews
A great many male students wished to be in Galinda's presence when the punch was spiked, but it was always Elphaba she ended up going back home with. Gelphie, a side order of Fiyeraba and... Filinda?
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Occupational Dilemma by LostOzian reviews
In which LostOzian discoveres the uncooperative nature of her chosen canon. Canon pairings, Rent, Wicked, and all that jazz.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Complete
Heartless by GothPhantom reviews
Elphaba left her younger sister in a flash, her ending words cold and harsh. Of course, Nessa herself didn’t say anything polite at all; and half of the stuff she said to her sister weren’t true. This is right after 'The Wicked Witch of the East'.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Occupational Hazard by LostOzian reviews
In which LostOzian discovers the power of things that aren't supposed to be real. Canon pairings. Oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
When It's Autumn by Anidori-Kiladra reviews
Ilse learns about the nature of compromise. A companion piece of sorts to 'Colors of Summer.'
Spring Awakening - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Ilse - Complete
The Chatroom by LostOzian reviews
A reworked and updated attempt at an earlier oneshot. The Wicked Canon discovers how easy it is to lose sight of who you are online... Bessa, almost Fiyeraba. Tiniest bit of Gloq.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
The Lecture by EloraCooper4 reviews
Collins comes to lecture a friend’s class on the beauty of love.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2007 - T. Collins - Complete
The Sound of Sweeney by FrauThenardier reviews
The Sound of Music with Sweeney Todd, Les Mis, Beauty and the Beast,Simpsons and Catscratch Characters. There's a new nanny in town, and her name is Fraulein Lovett! Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006
Need by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Musicalverse, oneshot. After I'm Not that Girl but before Elphaba leaves for the city. Elphaba and Fiyero have a conversation. Fiyeraba.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Philosophy Class by Pearl127 reviews
Glinda ponders the differences between her personality and Elphaba's during class. [Bookverse]
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Erm: Imaginary Boyfriend from Mockbeggar Hall by Het Up reviews
According to Glinda, the Gillikinese cannot be tricked, cajoled, threatened, or beguiled into doing anything they don't want to do. Gen.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Complete
Longing To Be a Father by LostOzian reviews
The Wizard reflects on Father's day, taking a little time to steal to the land of what might have been... No pairing, Musicalverse, Kplus for references to the Wizard's affair. After 'Popular', I guess. Happy Father's Day!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Adventures in BabyLand by Elphie Bubble reviews
Elphaba as a very difficult baby, only in oneshot form! Yippee! Oneshot, bookverse.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Justified by Tastes of Strawberries reviews
[sweeney todd] Had her stay really changed her that much, or had it always been in her? Contains noncanon character death.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Eternals by EloraCooper4 reviews
The group goes to visit a psychic and learns that their souls have crossed paths in other lives.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,372 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006
Scenes by Valieara reviews
The darker aspects of Defying Gravity. There she had been, Elphaba thrust by her own will violently into the harsh orange light from the setting sun, green skin terribly illuminated, luminous. It was awful. It was beautiful.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Complete
Sweeney Todd Condensed by Sans Papiers reviews
A slightly altered version of Sweeney Todd. This involving Anthony saying 'like' more often then the cast of 'Laguna Beach' put together, Johanna shooting up the asylum with a semiautomatic, and Sondheim's Lovely Obvious Hammer. Hilariosity ensures.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Complete
Tango: Elphie by LostOzian reviews
Fiyero is drafted by his ex girlfriend to help her set up for a rally...And you can guess who else is there. After As Long As You're Mine, before No Good Deed. Fiyeraba, Gelphie, Elphaboq. Elphie gets everyone! Kind of T plus ish for language and outuendo
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by LostOzian reviews
Meet 2 Shiz students, the rule abiding Renaht, and the mischevious and magically gifted Norri. Hilarity ensues as Norri discovers a spell that can make anyone fall in love with anyone else... Complete!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,128 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Complete
Who Would Win? by GorgeousSmile reviews
The Boho's answer the question Who would win a fight, between Maureen and Angel? Oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Maureen J., Angel D. - Complete
Attack Of The Clowns by I Always Get It For Free x3 reviews
[OneShot]Maureen is up against her worst fear. Will she defeat the clowns, or will she fall and become one of them. That was the worst summary EVER! R&R pleeease!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Maureen J. - Complete
Held Up by GorgeousSmile reviews
The gang gets held up by a robber. oneshot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Happy Birthday by Fae2135 reviews
Another year older, another year wiser, or so people say. But is it true? A series of short oneshots of Elphaba on various birthdays. Musicalverse. Fiyeraba in chapter 7. COMPLETE!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/2/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
What's Your Favorite? by Rose DiVerona reviews
What if all of the Wicked characters got together to fill out a survey?
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
Rainy Days by Elphie Bubble reviews
Ah, what to do when that pesky rain ruins your plans? Hmm, I wonder... [short, fluffy oneshot][Gelphie] R&RRR! :D
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
The Truth in Treason by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Oneshot, Fiyeraba. ? Could those wonderful, wonderful, hands have killed? Those sweet lips taunted the dying? Those clear eyes looked on coldly at men struggling in the throes of death? Treason herself lay in his arms, and was the only thing he knew to be
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
Defying Theater Geeks by hippy.intellect reviews
A spoof of Defying Gravity. A girl sticks up for the musical she loves.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Disney's Wicked! by Tiggy the Hopeless Romantic reviews
A heatwarmng story about a girl who stood by her beliefs, despite the obstacles in her way. From Disney!
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Elphaba T. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Blackmail by fancy white trash reviews
A brief interaction between Pfannee and Elphaba: for once, it is Miss Elphaba who has the upperhand.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
I Hate Your Nose by PandaFire McMango reviews
This is what comes of writing fanfics at 2:33 am in 99 degree weather...just straight dialogue with Mimi and Roger. Very, very, VERY stupid. I hate this actually, i don't know why i haven't deleted it...aw well. randomness!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Mimi M., Roger D. - Complete
Unsolved Mysteries of the Wizard of Oz by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Parody. Somewhat funnier if you've seen Wicked, but still good to read if you haven't. Rated T for mild language.
Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006
Open the Chip Dip! by elphabathedelirious32 reviews
Musical, after the end. Fiyero and Elphaba can't open a jar of chip dip. Magic spells, bullets, axes, even dropping a house on the jar doesn't open it. Can the Wizard who for some reason hasn't left yet help...for once?
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006
Opera Ghosts by killthefop-OG reviews
Song parody of Popular from Wicked. Erik wonders through the magic of song what it would be like if the fops of Paris took his place.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2005
The Tie That Binds by The Lark reviews
Raoul and Erik accidentally get handcuffed together. Will they learn to get along, or just gnaw their arms off?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
A Fan's Lament by Shandethe Sanders reviews
A poem expressing my dissatisfaction with the selection of Phantom fan literature on Amazon.com. Why? Because I can.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2005
Gonna Sing Popular by WittyFae reviews
I think we all knew this would happen but not the extent to which it grew. Everywhere, in audition spots all around America, girls are screeching Wicked wicked off key and making casting directors cry.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Complete
Goodness Does Know by WickedElphaba reviews
For all those who have ever wanted to know why Elphaba can drink liquids but not die. There is silly Glinda-ness and confused Fiyero-ness.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2004
L A Miz by The Lark reviews
Yep, it's another story with the Les Miz characters in modern times. Written very late at night.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003
Happy Ending by Tam Lynne reviews
Phantoms! Mizzies! Drama! True Love! R/C Romance! The Limbo of Happy-Endingless People!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/10/2003
I Wish: The Disney Butchering of Into the Woods by Quee reviews
Disney has used broadway as a marketing ploy, but have not yet stolen broadway stories. Until now. The evil Disney masterminds have run out of resources and decided to sink their claws into Into the Woods. This is odd, silly, and just for fun. r/r!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/5/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
Les Miserables for Dummies by The Lark reviews
Got a book report? Abridged version too long for you? Just read this
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2003
Quilt by wmmhija reviews
RENTfic--Maureen's got an idea. She's smart, yo.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/29/2003
Moulin Rouge Goes to Broadway by The Lark reviews
What happens when Moulin Rouge is written with theater songs. Ultimately stupid
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2002
The Guy with the Eye by Minerva McTabby reviews
Potterverse parody of The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Set in GoF year - with Crouch-Moody as the Cat, Harry and Draco as the kids, Fawkes as the Fish, Mary Sue as Thing One and Thing Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Father's Day reviews
The title is pretty much the concept Elphaba's views on the holiday.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
The Day The Parody Died reviews
Oneshot. Obstinacy is very OOC on you, you know.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Over the Rainbow reviews
I'm sorry, sir, you seem to have the wrong impression about me. TibbettxCrope
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Shall We Dance reviews
But how could a frock compare with a ball gown? Gelphie, because Tigress of India willed it XD
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Scottie Dog Blues reviews
The hysteria hitting schools in every demension finally descends on Shiz.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,988 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Turtle Tangent reviews
Muhahahahahahahahahaha!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Madame Governess reviews
Sometimes, she really wished she was heartless.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Mute reviews
[Sweeney Todd] What if the Beggar Woman wasn't crazy?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Declaration reviews
Some pens should never spill their ink, some letters better left unread. A short oneshot.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
How It Began reviews
Of course, we all know by now of the Award Show being hosted in this section. But how would it pan out if there was an actual ceremony, characters and all?
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Like, What's Femslash? reviews
[Not what you might think] Gossip had always been her friend, a companion. A lovely sport to get her through the trials of her own life. She'd never expected it to stab her in the back. Much less over something that wasn't even true.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Feline Dysfunction reviews
Utter and complete fluff. Fiyero buys Galinda a present, and Elphaba has to deal with the consequences.[discontinued]
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/21/2007
Gone With the Wind, Condensed reviews
A friend asked me to explain the plot of Gone With The Wind to her. Knowing that she would tune me out if I got into all the gritty details, I made this: a condensed version of the plot, humorstyle. No offense intended. Threatened if I didn't post!
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
No Good Deed reviews
[Oneshot] Elphaba has second thoughts about a mission. Booksical. More book than sical.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
Animal Aggravation reviews
[oneshot, bookverse] Fiyero goes off on a minirant.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Complete
Keeping the Moon reviews
Belle Watling recieves an unexpected caller during the night...
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Which Witch is What Now? reviews
The students of Shiz University take one of those What Character Are You? quizzes. Chaos ensues.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Intervention reviews
Madame Morrible calls an unexpected assembly...[OTHER tied Winner of Thespian Wolf's Wicked Fanfiction Awards for Best Parody]
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Feminine reviews
Mark uses a rather...desperate technique to try to win back Maureen. The crackfic that inspired LostOzian's hit Scandalicious Princess, tied winner of Best Parody in Thespian Wolf's Wicked Fanfiction Awards [even though it's a RENT fic. Go figure.]
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
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