Inexplicably Kyprioth
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Joined 01-15-07, id: 1198968, Profile Updated: 03-21-08
Author has written 15 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, Gundam Wing/AC, Star Wars, and Torchwood.

Well, Gwendolen got a maniacal glint in her eye, and mallet in hand, she has come to clean up this profile. She wants to add new things and get other things concise, but agrees to begin by introducing herself and her fellows, the people in my head. They demand introducing, reasoning that it is rude if there are tons of them so you're rambling on, but if there are only four, it can't hurt anything. Even the Theoretical Hughes agrees with this pronunciation. Hence:

Gwendolen - Bossy, self-centered, egotistical, violent, and my source for fanfiction inspiration. She has red hair and a wolf pack, carries an enormous wooden mallet and I think she's taken to wearing a kilt recently. She spends a lot of her time making sure no other people come through to crowd up the spaces in my head (note self-centered)

Kain - From FMA; I have been diagnosed as Fuery, and so he is my Outer Kain. He's become more Inner recently, though, especially since he's not pushy enough to get Gwendolen out of the way, and spends most of his time petting her wolves.

The Theoretical Hughes - Again an FMA reference. He spends most of his time making people think he doesn't exist, and the rest - well, he's responsible for my desire to electrify a toilet seat. Just enough so it gives you a static shock when you sit down, see.

Laertes - The Emo Muse, and got his name from Hamlet as all good Emo Muses do. He is a silhouette in shadow. He is responsible for generating angst, and as you can see below, spends more time drinking with the other Emo Muses.

Now, to old things reworked - Jane Austen Girl is my sister and completely brilliant, I love her to death and you cannot communicate with me without hearing how wonderful she is. She's up here too, but I think she's not very active. Rats were involved. She's responsible for my fangirliness, everything I know about anime, and a scary knowledge of Jane Austen despite having never read her books. Yet. I intend to do that soon, possibly this week, ignoring the other books waiting to be read, whose titles you DO NOT want to know. They are not fangirly books.

On an actually fangirly subject, I've gotten over FMA. Yep, done, bored with it, probably not going back. I think I've got everything up here finished even if it's not actually posted, so message me if it's unfinished and I'll pop the rest of the chapters up. I also have a bunch of drabbles from a number of fandoms, which I am waiting to post until someone asks for them. I suspect this will never happen, due to my suspicions of the bio-reading nature of people, obviously not whoever is reading this, but I know I am guilty.

So yes, no more FMA. Instead, I have moved on to Torchwood, which is lovely and squee-worthy and have several stories moving steadily along that train of thought. One is even in the revision process! I am too crack-focused... but in that instance, I ship Janto and Rhosh and Owen, because they deserve each other. Although I don't mind Owen. I just don't like Gwen. Except for in Something Borrowed, I actually almost wanted her to survive that episode...

A note about my favorites list. As in, it's practically empty, and may well be so. This is because I pretty much raid my sister's. She has really great taste, and I highly reccommend everything on it. I'm just too lazy to actually favorite-ize it myself. So, if you're wondering why I appear to hate everything I read - go check out JaneAustenGirl's profile. And maybe someday I'll take my favorites of the favorites list of my browser and put them here, so you can be happy too. I would not advise holding your breath.

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Over and Over by Sushi Chi reviews
100 prompts. 100 oneshots.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 60,772 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009
Checking Up by SqutternutBosh reviews
Before saying goodbye to Gwen, there was one more person Jack went to see before he left Earth, even if she didn't know the whole story, or that he was saying goodbye...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Jack H., Martha J. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forgotten Heirs by Capricious Purple Clarity reviews
SEQUEL! GWHP crossover. The Gundam pilots plus Draco attempt to go on with their lives as usual, which isn’t very usual at all. But what’s this about a second prophecy? And why is Harry looking for an Heir to Slytherin that isn’t Voldemort? YAOI
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 188,250 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Duo M.
Revenge by StarvelingTheTailor reviews
even though they are both adults, roy and ed can be quite childish.....especially roy....
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Roy's Favourite Things by Dailenna reviews
Roy appears to be doing work for once, but his reasons are revealed when Hawkeye momentarily leaves the office
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Roy M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Secret Link by Capricious Purple Clarity reviews
GWHP xover. Watch as Duo chips away at the very foundation of Hogwarts as he breaks down House walls, befriends Gryffs and Slyths alike, mugglfies Malfoys, and flushes cherry bombs down school toilets. Read, laugh, enjoy. YAOI
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 133,131 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
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Kismet reviews
Jack gets himself stuck back in time, so he hangs around waiting to hitchhike back to his present. The wait is made considerably less boring when he meets someone in a cafe. Not an OC, I promise
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Jack H.
Fish, Chips, and Boredom reviews
Jandy: My introduction to a pairing that instantly became part of my personal canon. I haven't actually looked at this in months, so if you'd like to go through and tell me I left remarks to myself in the middle, be my guest.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Andrew D./Andy, John H.
A Normal Story reviews
All of Jack's stories end in the same way. Ianto gets bored and asks him to tell the sort of story normal people tell. Jack tries.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Magnificent Bridge reviews
Darth Vader and Palpatine, having finally succeeded in their plots and begun ruling the Empire, find themselves faced with the fouryearold twins Luke and Leia. Title randomly generated.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Darth Vader, Leia O. - Complete
Meiran reviews
It was a brown cardboard box, looking exactly like what you'd send through the post office, except the post office had nothing to do with it. It was marked URGENT: OPEN BEFORE 2:15 LOCAL TIME, and it was sitting at the end of Wufei's bed.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Wufei C. - Complete
Staring reviews
In the beginning, there was Al's Clean Air Act, which reduced Ed to mental bleeps and shortly corrupted the rest of the office. NOT ROYXAL! Really. It may look like it, but no. Bizarre Furbie page dividers!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,443 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Rhus Toxicodendron reviews
Duo finds an entirely new and wonderfully shiny aspect of Earth and shows it to all the other pilots.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Duo M. - Complete
Scale of Ages reviews
Envy takes Wrath home after an unfortunate encounter with Elrics. Angst ensues. EnvyXWrath as brothers, St. Patrick's Day fic. The title doesn't mean anything, but doesn't it sound cool?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Envy, Wrath - Complete
Calling Your Number reviews
And the newly conceived pairingdrawing commences! I got FueryXBrosh. As a brief explanation: Ed doesn't want Denny around and Al likes cats. Also, Fuery is an electronic genius.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Chalk reviews
Ed and Al are given a mission to relieve them of excessive energy, and end up duelling with words.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Game's Afoot reviews
Gamers unite! Or rather, Ed and Roy game and potentially unite. The score's a draw, the controllers are smashed and incinerated... What's going on? Who will win... and gain four ranks! Now available with 'Roy, Gorgeous in Green' plushie.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Adorable Wrenches reviews
Surprisingly, not part of the Drabbledrawing contest. No, instead JAG has coerced me into writing a Valentine fic I discover I can write fluff, and Winry gets to whack someone with a wrench, exceptionally hard.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Envy, Winry R. - Complete
Fuery's Closet reviews
Being an account of Fuery's first temper tantrum, and the 'reasons' which occasioned it.Do you realize that he's not on the character list? How much can you slight someone? BARRY THE CHOPPER is on the list, but Fuery? No. Not under C, K, or F.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Riza H. - Complete
Subordinates reviews
Ever wonder how Colonel Mustang got his team? A very newly appointed Roy picks his subordinates... whoever they are.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
It Burns! reviews
A tortured student, the dreaded Walk of Doom, detention... and the secret life of Snape.Surprisingly, I don't actually like Harry Potter all that much sorry... but incharacter Tween Talk is irresistible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Severus S. - Complete