GoldenEyed
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Joined 01-15-07, id: 1199010, Profile Updated: 01-18-09

I changed my pen name. Instead of being Born2readTwilight I am now GoldenEyed

Name: People call me a wide variety of things...

Gender: Female.

Age: Old enough. ;D

Family: I got one of those!

Religion: Ditto.

Livin' Large At: Mmmm... Sugar.

Loves: I used to be obsessed with Twilight but I'm not anymore. (Thank god!) I love to play the viola, being the annoying person that everyone dislikes, sarcasm, horse back riding, the internet, music, poetry, lighting/thunder storms, rain, food, chocolate, chips, watching middle schoolers because the way they walk is so hilarious! They think they're just sooo cool. xD

Hates: Many things.

Music: Country, rock, whatever.

Books: I haven't read a good book in a looong time. This makes me sad. );

Favorite Shows: Heroes, House, Simpsons.

Favorite Movies: Sweeney Todd, The Illusionist, The Covenant.

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Lies,Deceit, and Treachery by wannabeevampee reviews
Sequel to Kidnapped. You have to read kidnapped in order to understand this story. Edward and Bella are content and happy until past events come back to haunt them. Pitting family member against family member. No one is to be trusted.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007
Emotional Edward by Insanity's Partner reviews
Upon leaving Bella, Edward is grotesquely depressed. Wait a minute....is that eyeliner?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Chaos Entwined by Lilith Filth reviews
Fools Suffer Alone
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
I guess its fate by SinisterSweet07 reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007
Mental Hospital by SinisterSweet07 reviews
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Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/16/2007
What are you on? by SinisterSweet07 reviews
Bella's lost it! She went wacko. Insane. Why? What is she on? When shes still upset that Edwards gone,Charlie gets some prescriptioned anti depressants for her. Remembering to be reckless,she takes way too many and goes nuts. Hilarious! BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007
Things you shouldn't do after reading Twilight by Werepanda07 reviews
This is a list of things me and my friends came up with. Please read cuz it's really weird and funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 3,075 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Love Letters by TwilightStar9879 reviews
Bella Swan is the most popular girl at Forks High. She's dating Mike Newton, her enemies are the Cullen's, and she thinks her life's perfect. Except when she joins the inschool penpal program her life changes because she falls for her penpal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,050 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/26/2006 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Complete
Emmett's Nuts by Amiiix3 reviews
Rosalie takes Emmett's jar of nuts and now he won't stop bothering everyone until he gets it back. Purely Humor with a side serving of Insanity. BeWarned: use of the word 'shut up'.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Definition Mental State by bibliophyle reviews
Follow Jasper as he assaults Edward and anyone who gets in his way with a plethero of unwanted emotions! Mild language and sexual references. Chapter 2 'ANGST' now here! Review peeps!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 10/22/2006
Edward and The Shrew by Darth Vyper reviews
One hot vampire. One clumsy human. One miserable shrew. Put all three together and you'll never guess who's shrieking first. One shot of humour mingled with romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Fang and Claw by Cold Drake Queen reviews
SLASH Jacob x Edward A broken heart can be mended only one way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete