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Joined 01-15-07, id: 1199474, Profile Updated: 05-26-09
Author has written 7 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Naruto.

My name, age, weight, hair/eye color, place of residence, relationship status, and favorite dentist are not things I care to share online. But I can tell you that I am somewhat young (when compared to my parents) and somewhat old (compared to a toddler). I am female, I enjoy reading classic novels such as Gone With The Wind or Wuthering Heights, and I love writing fan-fiction. Other than that, I'm a really boring person.

STORIES BACK FROM HIATUS:

Beauty and The Beast. I don't intend to continue Beautiful Cursemark, although who knows? Time may perform CPR on it, although it's doubtful. Possibly Iris.

Now a shameless plug for one of my favorite and most ignored stories:

I know I'm not a well-known author, so I don't expect a lot of attention for obscure little one-shots, but if you happen to enjoy any of my humorous stories and haven't read Ignorance Equals What, I suggest that you give it a try. Sure, I'm egotistical, but it makes me laugh every time I read and I'm hyper-critical of everything I write.

Notes to my faithful readers:

I am incredibly busy, but I do try to update my stories, and I love reviews. Love them. More reviews=more motivation= faster updates, so if you really like something and want more of it sooner, review.

Not-Really-A-Disclaimer No.1: I own none of the characters that I write about-- they belong to various different people who are richer than I am. I, however, take full responsibility for any damage I've caused with hokey plots and bad dialogue.

Not-Really-A-Disclaimer No. 2: I apologize for the irritating overdose of adjectives/adverbs; I really do. I just can't get out of the habit of overusing them.

Not-Really-A-Disclaimer No. 3: Stop reading my dull profile and try some of my fics... :)

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Tiger By My Side by Introjection reviews
Commander Shepard isn't one to be confused. However, after the events on the remote colony of Horizon, she has no choice but to accept the things she does not want to face, and have the courage to start life anew. Pairing: F!Shep x Joker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,583 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F)
Dark Corners of the House of the Rising Sun by KalliopeStarmist reviews
.:drabble:. Tales from Konoha's Quintessential Dysfunctional Family, the Hyuugas. Starring Hinata, Hanabi, Hiashi, Hizashi, and Neji, even though his name doesn't start with an H.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,108 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H.
The Escapades of the Blind Bandit and Meathead by Artemis Rae reviews
A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Twirlygigs and Gizzards by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura, fed up with the romance interests in her life, decides to drag Gaara around town. Not too complicated, so why is everyone so confused? [SakuGaar][Chapter 12 is up!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,836 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Hope Undone by Faeline reviews
During Curse of the Black Pearl. Barbossa's musings before reaching Isla de Muerta. Don't tell me you honestly thought he was considering only a bushel of apples.' BarbossaXElizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Choreography by Phoebonica reviews
Kit and Olaf dueling in a library. In more ways than one.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Kit S., Count O. - Complete
Teacher Knows Best II by DesertRoseTemari reviews
-ON HIATUS.- Shikamaru's grammar teacher is evil, so why is he dating her again? Continuation to Teacher Knows Best. Shikamaru x Temari. Short chapter stories, randomized timeline. AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/1/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
To Marriage by PinkTyLee reviews
ANOTHER NEW CHAPTER! Sokka and Toph discuss children...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Toph, Sokka
Gaara Discovers Valentines Day by Dilly-Oh reviews
It's a Valentines special for the 'Gaara Discovers' fics, with Gaara looking high and low for a perfect Valentines gift for Hinata. Even with help from his friends in Konoha, will he find one time? Read and find out! Very fluffy and cute. Read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
The woman dubbed 'Troublesome' by XArt is a BangX reviews
[ShikaTema] What happens when Shikamaru forgets to greet Temari after she comes to Konoha? Bad Bad things...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
When It's Over by Xielas reviews
In a new age the four nations are at peace and the fire nation prospers under Fire Lord Zuko. As the story unfolds, alliances are made, rivalries are settled, and longlasting friendships are scarred. Maiko. Hinted Kataang.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3748 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Troublesome Wager by vanyelashke89 reviews
Temari makes a bet that Shikamaru cannot abstain from saying 'troublesome' for an entire day. Shikamaru is out to prove her wrong. Who will win the wager?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Teacher Knows Best by DesertRoseTemari reviews
Shikamaru is happy to be in his final year of high school, but his new grammar teacher is decidedly evil. Shikamaru x Temari. One shot. AU. School is somewhat Americanized.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Real Stars Dying by Dollfayce reviews
Violet and Olaf, talking on the boat, before it all goes down. So to speak. VioletxOlaf.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Gaara Gets Hiccups by Dilly-Oh reviews
The newest installment of Gaara Gets... is the cutest yet, as Gaara is infected with hiccups and must ask his Konoha friends for their methods of curing them! Will he get rid of them or go crazy first? Read and find out! Review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
One Day by the River by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] This is Uchiha Itachi, age 11. The little boy over there is his younger brother. Yes, that's right, the one surrounded by girls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Itachi U., Hinata H. - Complete
Uncle Dearest by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] A Twisted StoryArch Masterpiece. Temari's To Do List: Do dishes, make sure Kankuro eats, and dispose of her uncle's body before Gaara gets arrested. Just a typical evening, really.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Genius by Birth by DesertRoseTemari reviews
Ino decides to buy Shikamaru a shirt, which turns out to be rather troublesome for him. Kind of Shikamaru x Temari. Temari x Shikamaru, really. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Rainbows by ShimmeringJade reviews
Kurenai dismisses her team when it starts raining, and Kiba, Hinata, and Shino decide to walk home together. But when Kiba and Hinata are walking home alone together, they get a surprise...[ Kiba x Hinata fluffy oneshot. ]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
The Little Seductress by LuvinAniManga reviews
Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
One Day at the Hospital by KalliopeStarmist reviews
[oneshot] What do food poisoning, trying to kill your brother, old drinking games, and vanilla milkshakes have in common? Well, they can all land you at Konoha Memorial Hospital.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Phantom of the Sand by Katie Day reviews
Phantom of the Opera Naruto style! Basically a Naruto fic with the underlying story of Phantom. Eventual Gaara X Sakura X Sasuke. Read and Review please! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,570 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/14/2006 - Published: 9/28/2005
Bedside Games of Shogi by Narago reviews
After his beating at the hands of Ino and Temari, Shikamaru's recovering quite nicely by himself. But his recovery isn't Temari's main concern.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Just like a dog by Maiyuko-chan reviews
Hinata thinks about dogs while watching Kiba sleep. [KibaHinata]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Of Clouds And Women by Light of Fallen Darkness reviews
Temari is not a goddess nor a hag. She wants a daughter and a son. Shikamaru couldn't be more happy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2005
Guys' Night Out by AnotherJounin reviews
Future, slightly AU, Sasunlikely someone. Sasuke, Naruto and Kiba go out to celebrate an upcoming wedding! Cameos by Iruka, Genma, Sakura, Ino and Tenten. Written in answer to a challenge. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2005
Technicolor by Asuka Kureru reviews
Angst. Sasuke always dreams his what ifs in technicolor. During the three years lull, no pairing, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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Beauty and The Beast: GaaraxHinata reviews
The title says almost everything. Slightly AU, and some changes to the plotline.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Hinata H., Gaara
Ignorance Equals What? reviews
Konohamaru and Hanabi discuss babies. Oneshot, drabble, other than slight! KonoHana no real pairings, although JiraiyaxTsunade, and KibaHina, ShinoHina and onesided KibaxHanabi could easily be read into it. SOME MAJOR SPOILERS.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hanabi H., Konohamaru S. - Complete
Iris reviews
Naruto doesn't like Ino. At all. Right? Fluffy drabble. NaruIno, with slight Americanization in chapter Two.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Beautiful Cursemark reviews
If only Sasuke knew what he left behind. Eventual NejiSaku. If you do not like distressing flashbacks, jinchuurikicontaining Kages, psychotic Uchihas and one traumatized heroine, then this is not the fic for you. More in the Author's Notes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Windowboxes reviews
Temari and Gaara struggle with the horrors of moving. AU. Oneshot. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
A New Beginning reviews
Hinata is nervous on the day of her wedding. Who is the groom? Please read all the way through: it's not long, and he may not be who you think he is.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I.
Tokka: If Only You Knew reviews
This is a oneshot. It's very brief, and is my first story here. I hope to have a KibaHina oneshot up soon as well. Please review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Toph, Sokka - Complete
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  1. Smile for me............. Sai x Sakura
    Anime/Manga Naruto