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Joined 01-15-07, id: 1199565, Profile Updated: 06-23-12
Author has written 11 stories for Hogan's Heroes.

Well, let's see. Me. Such an amazing subject, I hardly know where to begin. Hmmmm, perhaps I should say something about my ego, but I think you can all draw your own conclusions.

Since this is a fanfiction site, maybe I should start with my favorite fandoms.

MASH was my first true love. I loved it even before I understood all the jokes. In fact, my pen name comes from MASH. "Tuttle" is one of my favorite episodes.

Now, don't hate me, but Seasons 1-4 are my favorites. I watch it for the fun, not the soapbox rants of the later seasons. Still love the last seasons, just not as much. I mean, the later seasons never had Klinger trying to escape with a hang glider while wearing a fuzzy pink robe and slippers. Good, good times. I know, I know, the characters grew and developed throughout the series which naturally made it more serious, but still. You're telling me you'd take BJ agonizing about his family over the camp betting on Twelve O'Clock Charlie?!

As much as I love the show, I would never write a straight up MASH story. Sorry, but I figure that a show that ran for eleven years exhausted most possibilities. There's not enough action in it for me which is probably why I love to write for my new true love- Hogan's Heroes.

Ah, Hogan's Heroes. I love it. Carter is definitely my favorite character. But I love Hogan's humor the most. The way he gives Klink the old run around time and time again- classic. I wish I were as evil and silver-tongued. Hochstetter's "Who is this man?" and "What is this man doing here?" are the best lines ever- yes, even over Schultz's "I know nothing, nothing."

My newest, but still secondary love is Chuck. I discovered it while I was down in Peru. Ironically, it was the only place I had access to cable television- I don't have it up here in Canada. Crazy, I know. And because I don't have cable here, I missed the first episode of Season 2, dang nabbit! Oh well. Casey rocks my socks. He just has the slyest sense of humor. HEE! Chuck is just adorkable, but Morgan has to die a slow and painful death. But the best character is Captain Awesome. He's totally Awesome, dude. (Note that's awesome with a capital A)

There are plenty of other fandoms I love, but so far, I've only had the courage to write for Hogan's Heroes. I've written one crossover with MASH and am working on a second, but that's as close as I've gotten writing for another fandom. So, be at peace- your favorite is safe... for now.

Okay, now onto ME! My goal in life is to make people laugh- heck I'll settle for a chuckle. A smile? Well, whatever. My motto is "Happiness is like jam; no matter how you spread it, you always get some on yourself". So, yes, I want to make people laugh out of complete and utter selfishness.

I'm the self-proclaimed Queen of Procrastination and Cookie Queen. Seriously, I make the best dang chocolate chip oatmeal cookies you've ever tasted in your whole entire life... when I get around to it.

June something or other, 2012

Hello folks!

Yes, I'm a horrible slacker. I have basically been MIA since 2008 with one little spurt of activity sometime in 2010. Yikes! Really? Where does the time go? Anywho, because of that I have shamefully neglected my stories. But I hope to become a regular writer again with frequent updates, though not as frequent as in my younger years.

Younger years. Heh, so long ago. I really am an old lady. At least, I feel like an old lady. I'm 25, have the musical/movie tastes of an octogenarian, but I'm accused of being in my teens. I blame my date of birth, summers roadtripping with my grandpa and listening to his music, my pa's theory that 'no education is complete unless you're thoroughly versed in classic movies', and my mom's amazing genes for all that.

I like to travel and if I could pack up and go anywhere right this second, I would probably go to Montreal. Weird. So weird but true. As far as Canada goes, I've actually never been further east than Alberta, with the exception of a layover I had once in Toronto. So Montreal would be a good start, me thinks.

I'd probably go to Tonga too but trying to get air travel there is a pain in the keister.

Anywho, as far as fandoms go, I've finally acquired cable (or satellite or whatever- I have channels) and I really like Once Upon a Time and The Big Bang Theory but I don't think I would ever write fanfiction for either. I think I'll stick with Hogan's Heroes.

Speaking of which, I started watching it again after ignoring it for a while and I have to say that "Hogan, Go Home" is my favorite episode ever!!! HAHAHA! Colonel Crittendon, Klink's "chop, chop, chop!" CLASSIC! Love it!

And that's all for my update today.

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Because You're Always Right by Gabrielle Day reviews
New version. Series of one shots in which Steve is always right, except when he isn't. Co-written with Takada Saiko.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,965 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Danny W., Steve M.
The Case of the Baker Street Flat Mate by bemj11 reviews
Following Inspector Lestrade as he investigates Doctor John Watson, Sherlock Holmes' new flat-mate. A series of encounters between the Inspector and the Doctor.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 39,594 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Inspector Lestrade, Dr. Watson - Complete
You Can Never Escape by 80sarcades reviews
...death and taxes. Even as a POW in Stalag 13.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
The Waiting Room by dust on the wind reviews
Okay, let's see if Hogan and the guys can talk their way out of this one...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Fourthirtyam reviews
My first fanfic. Hogan and the gang learn that sleeping in can be dangerous. Please read and review.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
The Cold War by L J Groundwater reviews
COMPLETE ONE-SHOT. The problem with having the flu in a POW camp is that everyone grew up with a different cure. Which one will help Colonel Hogan? Please R&R.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
Felix the Mouse by Kits reviews
Felix tells his version of a mission one night.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Complete
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Papa Bear's List reviews
A response to another challenge. Hehe... Papa Bear contacts London with his shopping list. Just the usual: ammunition, dynamite... peanuts?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,261 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/17/2007
I Charge Extra For Stalag Calls reviews
An answer to Hexiva's MASH/Hogan's Heroes crossover challenge to place the story in WWII, not Korea.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,836 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 7/5/2008
Accidental Truths reviews
Hogan doesn't know it, but one of his silver-tongued lies is the truth!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010
After The Escape reviews
Ever wonder what happens to all those guys Hogan and his men send back to England? Just a short little story that popped into my head one day.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
A Voice From The Deep reviews
Kinch gets a message over the radio. Routine stuff, right?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
Tuttle's A Series of Unfortunate Events reviews
It's a challenge fic! MWAHAHA! What happens when Hogan, Newkirk and Kinch are sick? Oh Lafeyette, we're in DEEP trouble!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,674 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2007 - Published: 4/15/2007
Deja Vu Near Uijeongbu reviews
Hogan has a bad day in the ROK
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,240 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Complete
Cold Grip of Death reviews
Unrepentant. A 'deleted' scene from The Trial of Major Hochstetter. I mean, golly, I couldn't let the bad guy win! Geez!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,073 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Complete
Whispering Sour Somethings reviews
Berlin Betty's broadcasts are having a strange effect on everyone including Hogan and his heroes! Can Hogan find out what is happening and put a stop to it? Oh the suspense!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,059 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Complete
10 Books, 1200 Dollars reviews
A challenge fic! Carter and Newkirk bring Hogan some information, but it comes at a price...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Hogan's Menagerie reviews
Hehe... my silly little response to a challenge posted by Sayla Ragnarok. Hehe... this is really silly, but it was too fun to pass up! Hogan the Raccoon is planning to escape from the Hammelburg Zoo. Will he make it!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete