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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Rurouni Kenshin.
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Number Five With A Bullet by Ame no Megami reviews
Sasuke never knew there was such terror as an irate Yamanaka. Searching for the cause of Shikamaru's death, Ino demands to be included. Personalities collide and tempers flare, will they enact revenge before they kill each other? AU Sasuke x Ino x Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,268 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Ino Y., Gaara, Hinata H.
Going Against the Grain by Airyo reviews
Gaa/Ino "Did I go a little too far this time? Oh no. I broke Sabaku no Gaara!" Ino grows up in Suna as a spy for Konoha. Unfinished, but summary of ending/notes included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,049 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Ino Y., Gaara - Complete
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
Sexy Captain's Curse by C.Queen reviews
When it's suggested that the captains and vice captains are lacking in sex drive, both sexes are eager to test the theory out and prove it wrong. But just who will test it out with who?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 177,120 - Reviews: 2342 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 10/8/2007 - J. Ukitake, Nemu K. - Complete
300 by Sheo Darren reviews
Chapter 13: A Cold Day In Hell a.k.a. Owl Wars. Sequel to Taking Zaraki Kenpachi Out To See A Movie. What happens when Zaraki Kenpachi brings a DVD of the movie 300 back to Seireitei? Mayhem and bashing Mayuri, of course!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 5/31/2007
Losing Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. Sequel to Founding Hogwarts. Rowena Ravenclaw battles with werewolves, sausages, romance, patriarchal repression and the sexual advances of an intoxicated Glaswegian hat, against a backdrop of revenge, deceit, lust and uncomfortable family visits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,292 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Honestly by Monica121 reviews
Duke found out that Viola was a girl. He didn't want to confront her about it... yet. Not until he figured out why she did it. He just didn't anticipate this little slip up. Honestly. AU. On Hiatus, currently being revised.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,866 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 12/3/2006
The Grapevine by xxkoffeexx reviews
In which an indirect confession erupts into a fullscale war. Never underestimate the power of gossip.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,060 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 8/15/2007
Kingdoms Come by Andi Horton reviews
Newly crowned Kings and Queens, the Pevensies adjust to the task of running a kingdom as they try to restore land to the families the Witch drove from Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,227 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
The Romance of the Uzumaki by justplainrii reviews
The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,578 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kushina U., Minato N.
Another Month, Another Move by Teh K9 reviews
AU Ino is the daughter of a navy soldier who every few months moves his family to a new town. Her latest destination? Konoha. And Shikamaru's the one who has to show her around. ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,001 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Exorcism Displacement by Neko-sama no Kokoro reviews
DGM x HP crossover - So Komui's mission hadn't been an akuma after all, and now three Exorcists are stuck in modernday London while waiting for a spell to return them back home. And the world grows ever more dangerous for the unmagical... Allen x Lenalee
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 79,873 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
Soulborn by nyet khan reviews
Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Ichigo K.
Collide by Treenuh reviews
Sebastian and his twin sister Viola are attending rivalry schools. What happens when Sebastian's roomate and captain of the soccer team, Duke and Viola collide on and off the soccer field? A different way for things to start!
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,351 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/28/2006
Headfirst Into Temptation by tomboy-girl21 reviews
Angels fall from grace all the time. But how do you get a Hyuuga to act dishonorably? Especially when you must deal with the most stubborn one. So the better question is how do you get Hyuuga Neji to fall from grace?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Ino Y., Neji H.
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Impressive Instant by Forsythia Lux reviews
*Ino X Itachi* With Konoha on the brink of Civil War, Ino awakens a power that can either make or break her future, no matter how many lives must be destroyed in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Ino Y., Itachi U.
I Kid You Not by Vir M reviews
SHINxOC. Piano playing Erika was taken from her German home due to family issues, and now lives with her uncle in Japan. She is forced to speak a new language in her thick accent, make new friends, and survive in an alien culture. What's a girl to do?
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Shin S., Wakana K.
The Day The Story Got Away From Me by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
I was trying to be serious, honestly I was, but the old man got mouthy and Rangiku attacked and I can't see this one coming back to the realms of sanity anytime soon. Rated T for rotten language, adult situations, bad jokes, poor hygiene, whatever. Sigh
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Ichigo K.
Yo Ho by Jetamors reviews
Yachiru has a new obsession, and the rest of Soul Society gets pulled along in her wake. Fluffy gen.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Yachiru K. - Complete
The Spiral Project by Matahari reviews
Tenten:Cages are not only those made of reinforced steel and bulletproof glass. Sometimes the cages we make ourselves are even more difficult to leave behind. Neji:In that case, perhaps the key to the lock is something worth escaping for. Ch8-Dreaming? up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,085 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Gossip and other things by Matt Taylor reviews
Sena and Suzuna run afowl of the school gossip columnist, while Jumonji intervenes in a mugging, and meets a slightly familiar face. SeXSu, and JumonjiXKatsuko a.k.a. Yuhi's manager
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/30/2007
Mindless Perversions of Love and Life by uumiho reviews
There were times when she couldn’t help but wonder why. /NejiTen, rated for Sexual Content/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
FAIL by Amry reviews
A collection of humorous oneshots relating to Mello and how much he fails. Brought up to T for language crack Fifth: Return of Rhymes with Fail
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Mello, Matt
Special Blend by incandescens reviews
Rukia In The Sky With Diamonds, or why one should not touch Ukitake's cough mixture.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Rukia K. - Complete
Ninja Art: Dentistry by singeivoire reviews
Defeating enemy ninja is easy, getting rid of a loose tooth is a bit harder. Little Kakashi loses his first baby tooth. Collab with waiting4morning.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Snaring The Dragon by Kilonji reviews
What good is having what you desire most within your grasp when you will not reach for it? Follow-up to Giving up and Moving On.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,236 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Tatsuki A., Renji A. - Complete
Baby Talk by Phoenyxx reviews
One shot. Minato and Kushina. Kakashi. Baby Naruto. A moment in an alternate universe.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 83 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Definition by uumiho reviews
Tenten is even less feminine underneath her clothing. Does Neji care? 'Course not. /NejiTen, mildly mature content/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Red Grow the Apples by justplainrii reviews
When Light Yagami saves the life of mobster Ryuk, he finds himself in the man's favor, which includes the special privilege of Ryuk's men killing anyone Light deems questionable. Now with the famed Detective Lawliet on his tail, can Light stay sane?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Light Y., L
Debt by xxkoffeexx reviews
Take revenge by two-folds, but do the same for debts too. Kagura takes Gintoki’s words to heart. OkitaxKagura
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Games of Various Nature by Love is a Ring Toss Game reviews
Viola is sent to Illyria, Illyria boy’s team has plans for her, and one includes using her to get back at her boyfriend who happens to be Cornwall’s captain.To read more see profile
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,112 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/22/2006
Stranded by Yarochisai reviews
An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with a bunch of random Naruto characters stuck in the HP-verse via a crack theory on the Sharingan. Self-pitying shinobi galore. I have not updated since the end of 2007. Please stop PMing me for updates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,068 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Albus D., Naruto U.
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1326 - Favs: 5,074 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Revelations by grumkinsnark reviews
What if there were enough girls for a Cornwall team? What if Sebastian didn't go to London? What if Viola never attended Illyria? A different take on the story. *On hiatus.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,505 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - [Duke O., Viola H.]
Giving Up and Moving On by Kilonji reviews
Do you think you're the only person who had to let go of something they wanted with their whole heart? Get over yourself!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,511 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Renji A., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Legendary, Or Something Like It by Gigabomb reviews
Sannin drabbles. All based on requests or challenges.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Smoke and Flowers by DarthAmmonite reviews
When fourthseat Nanao has to transfer to a new division, the Eighth is her last choice. Still, these things happen...somehow. She doesn't want to be there, and her new Captain's not quite sure she belongs there. Sake! Paranoia! Random art history!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,893 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
Adventures In Education by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
[Companion to A Perfect Plan.] It's Division Twelve's turn to babysit Yachiru, and Mayuri decides to try his hand in manipulating the minds of the youth. By explaining where babies come from.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Mayuri K., Yachiru K. - Complete
Fairy Godmother Shukaku by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Temari was rather fond of Shukaku, at least, she didn't have a problem with him until he decided she needs a boyfriend, and he's just the demon to find her one! [ShikamaruXTemariXItachi triangle, lime]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,676 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Temari, Itachi U. - Complete
The 'Great' Springtime of Youth by vieiraa3 reviews
[NejixTenten] Neji gets to experience the 'Great' Springtime of Youth his teacher values so greatly. Woohoo! ...not. Slight crack, but becomes a little more sane near the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,578 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Team Seven Sannin by justplainrii reviews
In a world where the past has replaced the future, the legendary Sannin are Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. Team 7, however, is made up of a young Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Tsunade. With nin from the past in the current generation, how will history change?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Peer Reviews by Bjorn reviews
When Commander Yamamoto requested peer reviews from his captains, he didn't quite get what he wanted. But then again, he should have known better than to expect sanity from the Gotei 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - K. Zaraki
Daizai by Kriste-chan reviews
Drabbles for themes, ranging from subtle fluff, moderate fluff, & hardcore fluff. Enjoy, fluff lovers. [Ten for Ten Challenge: White Out]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Chuunin Academy by missingno1010 reviews
CHAPTER 7 UP! Just when everyone thought it was over, another academy is built! Lower and higher classes are combined, and chaotic life ensues! Let's hope Tenten can survive. [TentenCentric] [Slight OOC] NejiTenSasu Slight NaruHina, Possible ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,613 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Tenten, Tenten
Ice by Iris Omega reviews
Real is cold, in more ways than one. Can Vincent break the ice, or will he just cause her to pull further away? RealxVincent Set during the last part of the journey to Mosque. Oneshot.
Ergo Proxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Re-l, Vincent - Complete
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
Amor Est Potestas by catharticdeficit reviews
Artemis Fowl II is invited by Minerva to her allgirls' college to hold a seminar. But is it time for Artemis to learn something called 'falling in love? ArtemisxMinerva, Post TLC, Prequel to A June Wedding
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Artemis F.
This is together by Cupid's ichor reviews
A series of drabbles.[unofficially for 30 Breath Takes lj]. AllenxRinali! CH5: Shine[He is the sun] on going till 30.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007
Fancy That! by Plum Bucket and Caddish Kettle reviews
Stuck interrogating the obnoxious, yet dangerous, Deidara of Akatsuki, Yamanaka Ino must come up with a plan to make him talk. How far will they go to provoke each other? Far indeed.[Deidara x Ino]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Headache Season by incandescens reviews
Byakuya, Gin, and an epidemic of headaches.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Byakuya K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
100 Paper Petals by clockwork starlight reviews
ShunsuiNanao LJ themes, as presented by the clockwork. Oneshot collection. ShunNao.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Shunsui K., Nanao I.
East O' The Sun And West O' The Moon by wildcatt reviews
A collection of AU Nejiten drabbles and oneshots, each one set in a different time or place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,276 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Trash by Ickiakki reviews
Nekozawa learns a lot about his manager, and all because of a trash can. [TakamixWakana]
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
The Diary of Princess Ino by Ho-sama reviews
AU. Isn't it wonderful to be a princess? Isn't it even more wonderful to read her juicy, juicy diary? Ino gives you the pleasure of getting a glimpse of her royal life. A delightful RomanceComedyFantasyDrama! Hints of ShikaIno, SasuIno, KibaIno, ItaIno...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,581 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Ino Y., Itachi U.
Love's Labors Lost by Lotos-Eater reviews
The sounds and tremors of the Kyuubi carried to the Hokage even where he stood in a hallway at the hospital, so lost in his own thoughts that he couldn’t even bother to wonder what part of his beloved village was being destroyed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
How To Adapt: Shinigami Style by CrashMartini reviews
So yeah. Basically it's just going to be a collection of oneshots about how the Shinigami adapt to the real world. Ya know. Stuff like, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, Coffee, Condoms, etc M for sexual themes, language and some YAOI. Problems? Too bad.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Ichigo K.
Like Ramen: A Dating Story by On Permanent Hiatus reviews
Ino believes Sasuke's the only boy that any girl could want. Will dating other boys make her change her mind? Could she possibly change THEIR minds about her? Inox? every chapter. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,522 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
Sennii by aK reviews
Miyuki wants to cheer up her brother after his final match at the Nationals
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the ANBU Black Ops by Twilight Scribe reviews
That last Harry Potter movie, Order of the Phoenix, that was a helluva lot like Lord of the Rings meets Naruto. If there really was a 'giant burning snake' jutsu, Orochimaru would totally know it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
It Was How You Looked At Me by Cat Alex reviews
A 30 Kisses challenge: Byakuya and Hisana. She met him on a midnight walk and never expected what unfolded after.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 31,735 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
Some Call It Irony by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, Itachi-centric] Itachi, meet Shisui. The Second. (It would be sorta counter-productive, to massacre the entire clan, and then go and save one of the new members.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Breathing Lessons by DarthAmmonite reviews
Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,701 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K. - Complete
Motives by Lotos-Eater reviews
Itachi let Sasuke live for a reason, and it wasn't that he wanted Sasuke to have his revenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Whammy House Blues by Noah Hunter reviews
With testing finally over, Matt and Mello need something to do. And what better than to go and bully the number one genius at the orphanage, Near. However, being 1 may not be the easiest thing for Mello to achieve once Near has launched a plan of his own.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Mello, Near - Complete
Bad Karma by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, peripheral SasuSaku] Uchiha Itachi comes home to visit. His parents are waiting. Sorta. UTTER UTTER CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Horizon by Kuroeia reviews
[Pirates x Lord of the Rings crossover] A ship sailing west meets another sailing nowhere.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Will T. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Politricks by Kaori reviews
Ninth and final shinobi's guide. Neji, Kiba, and Sasuke are running for Genin of the Year! However, navigating the ninja political arena will prove to be more difficult than taking food from Chouji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,500 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Ambitions Over Dinner by Verboten Byacolate reviews
And in the end, they decide that they can ALL be the Last Quincy. Sort of a... family activity. [light IshidaxOrihime]
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
About a Daddy and a Nanny by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen request. Due to a deathbed promise, inexperienced Neji ends up with an instant son. Enter Tenten, the longlost teammate who poses as a birdbrain nanny for her jounin mission, beginning a tale of love, betrayal, and stinky diapers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,041 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/6/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hiruma is Really a Pacifist by peroxidepest17 reviews
Rather than outright violence, Hiruma’s victories all come from meticulous planning in advance. And the manipulation of other people.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
The Esther Letter's by nostalchique reviews
A collection of letters sent by Esther to Abel and Ion while they are searching for Cain. Warnings: OC tendencies AbelxEsther
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,935 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Onyx After by Cyberwolf reviews
It would not have been possible to continue living in this world except for one thing: the creation of the Limited. [NejiTen] [AU] [scifi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Taking Zaraki Kenpachi Out To See A Movie by Sheo Darren reviews
...is obviously not as easy as it sounds. Especially if you're one Kurosaki Ichigo. Humor fic. Enjoy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Kibalicious! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
Common Ground by RiikiTikiTavi1 reviews
Gaara doesn't need Tenten. He just wants her. [AU, WiP]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Gaara, Tenten
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 325 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Neji The Womanizer by Yuxi reviews
NejiTen. First, he's supposed to find a girl to marry. According to everyone's flawed logic and paranoia, he's now a gay closet pervert with repressed feelings. Misunderstandings abound. People will be scarred...badly. It's lovely, being Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,553 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Neji H., Tenten
Medical Attention by peroxidepest17 reviews
Follow up to “For Luck” Yachiru is concerned for Mayuri’s wellbeing.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
One Step Ahead by Verboten Byacolate reviews
If you're going to be a fool, must it involve the children? [offspring]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Vanish by Kuroeia reviews
[Kanda x Miranda] The search for immortality.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
Pinkeye by Kuroeia reviews
[Yachiru, Ryuk] A different sort of cute. Bleach x Death Note crossover.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Complete
For Luck by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yachiru enforces some New Year’s superstitions.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Yachiru K., Mayuri K. - Complete
My name is Zaraki Kenpachi and I'm fukin' single by Seriously Yours reviews
Companion Piece to My name is Retsu Unohana, and I am single. What the lean mean fighting machine of Soul Society thinks about all the women in it. If you thought that Unohana was picky...you should see Kenpachi. ONESHOT of pure chick bashing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/17/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
PreDest 2: When Mom's Away the Demons Will Play by Twin-Swords reviews
PreDestined Story 2. ChrisWyattcentric. Sequel to A Handful of Stones. The boys are grounded while Piper and Leo head to NYC to open a new restaurant. But that's not going to stop them from going to a concert in Sweden! COMPLETE!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,642 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Elise R., Wyatt H. - Complete
Hindsight by notesonlife reviews
When Hyuuga Neji dies, he sees the effect on his team, on his friends, and on Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Fighting a Memory by deews reviews
Viola wonders why she's helping Duke with Olivia.
She's the Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Life With A Sleeping Beauty by Werecat Boy reviews
Prince Phillip shares his humorous perspective on what it's like married to a narcoleptic princess.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Wind, or Lack Thereof by Evil Shall Giggle reviews
Being stuck in an endless waste land for several months tends to get the better of one's self control... especially when the man sleeping next to you is in love with you. RealVincent, Ep sixteen spoilers.
Ergo Proxy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/22/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
In the Line of Duty by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 Ways Eleventh Division Members Lived and Died: Remembering those who died and who will die— past, present, and future.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/15/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
An Attentive Older Brother by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya does his job with stunning precision.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Sarcasm Can Be Dangerous by The Angels of Death reviews
What can happen when Tenten and Neji are bored out of their minds on one summer’s day? They bicker madly. And when did Lee know telepathy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
The Perfect Thing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Tenten has convinced Neji to spend the day with her, just the two of them, in Konoha. A story of a day in the life of the only sane people in Team Gai. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, NejiTen] Them? Caught in the act? NEVER. [CRACK!fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
What Twenty Comrades Think About Yamanaka Ino by Kaara reviews
A compilation of thoughts regarding a certain loudmouthed kunoichi. VariousIno. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
Wind In A Ravine by KKYOKO reviews
Tenten. Neji. Love and fear?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Lampooning the Time Gates by Shaun Garin reviews
[Crack][Time Travel Rebuttal] When all else fails, make fun of possibly horrific outcomes and screw up time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Duke's Musings by Monica121 reviews
Just some of Duke's thoughts on how he should have been able to tell that Sebastian was a girl.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 11/27/2006
The Shinobi's Guide to Dubious Jutsu by Kaori reviews
Put away all food and beverages and be sure to position yourself where you cannot cause yourself injury. It's time for the seventh Shinobi Guide. Naruto finds a scroll in the archives and everything goes straight to youknowwhere via express elevator.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
Do I Know You? by runningondreams reviews
Some of our favorite characters are fed up. HumorParody. no romance.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Kikumaru E., Ibu S. - Complete
Small Mercies by half-sleeping reviews
TenipuriOuran High Host Club crossover. Sanada is grateful for the small mercies.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Doodlez by Ickiakki reviews
Takami goes back to get something, and finds something else instead...
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
The Night They Drank Old Dixie Down by incandescens reviews
Shunsui and Rangiku, drinking their way round the Gotei Thirteen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Shunsui K., R. Matsumoto - Complete
Lessons Learned along the Way by Rilina reviews
Five generations of teachers and students—scenes from the life of Konoha’s Yellow Flash. With appearances by Yondaime, Sandaime, Jiraiya, and Kakashi. Genfic, one shot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Minato N. - Complete
Brothers by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
Shikamaru's gonna have to go through her Big Brothas first! TayuShika, For Mayangirl6. XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Tayuya - Complete
Interrogation by elenniel reviews
Musashi does a little interrogating on a hunch. HirumaxMamori. UPDATE: Chapter 2 last chapter! done. It's Suzuna's turn to do a little questioning...
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Mamori A., Hiruma Y. - Complete
New Pastime by Kane Shi Megami reviews
Maybe living in a closet has finally turned Rukia into a closet pervert. IchixRuki Complete
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Bubbletoes by justplainrii reviews
An afternoon with Light and L, involving undressing of the mind, discussion of pornography, and a very flustered Yagami. Done to see if I was capable of crack!slash. Rated T for L's frankness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by GeminiStarGrl16 reviews
What if Viola's nighttime bicep gropes didn't go so unnoticed by a sleeping Duke? An AU story based on a comment made during the deleted dance scene.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006
With Five Steps Down by Nagia reviews
Five days from this night, the tensions and frustrations of a life lived denying themselves will come to a head. But that night is not this night, is it? [NejiTen with a hint of lime]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Thunderstorm by serenphoria reviews
Naruto, Sasuke, and a race in the rain. Genfic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dude Looks Like a Lady by Cendari reviews
Another take on how Duke might have found out about ViolaSebastian and how the rest of the movie could have progressed based on that. Rating is for language and one or two brief sexual references.
She's the Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Viola H., Duke O. - Complete
Shien's Story: Konoha's Next Generation by PsyBomb reviews
More than 20 years after the series, The children of the Leaf are on missions of their own. Future assumes NaruHina, SasuSaku, and NejiTen, but they don't play a really direct role in the story. Reviews are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,342 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006
Scorching Blue by N3L reviews
Of all things, Gaara is reminded of his home town from the blue of her eyes. Not intended as romance, but GaaIno if you squint. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Gaara, Ino Y. - Complete
Five Ways by Elly m reviews
There are so many different ways in which Viola could have been found out. Here are five of them.
She's the Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Training by Kaori reviews
It's not over yet! The sixth Shinobi's Guide is here! Be prepared for craziness as we explore bizarre training methods and yes there will be references to other anime and manga, hint hint
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,510 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
Problematic by vampirepenguin reviews
Tenten is usually quite good at being patient. [NejiTenten]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
I Had Died For This by Cyberwolf reviews
who shall turn on fate? [nejiten][for Nagia]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hidden Village Union: Genin Beauty Pageant by lankree reviews
Hyuuga Neji no longer believed in Fate, but couldn't shake the feeling that Fate was sitting around somewhere, giving him the finger.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Neji H.
Twinborn by Nagia reviews
She cannot remember who she is, or where she is, or what she's doing. But something inside her compels her to fight, and the very core of her being tells her to find him. [NejiTen] [Nothing to do with actual twins.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
InoDrabbles by Muu reviews
Random OneShots with Yamanaka Ino. Rated for future drabbles, contains random pairings. Drabble09 She was going to Prove that she wasn't shallow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Daisies and Deoderant by FlightAngel reviews
Tenten, Hinata, Sakura, and Ino have something up their sleeve when they lure the Naruto Boys to their secret slumber party for some allnight fun... humor, Nejiten, KibaHina, ShikaIno and some random pairings inbetween. Some references to yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Tenten, Hinata H.
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Little Blonde Girl by Muu reviews
[ONESHOT][OneSided ItaIno & SasuIno]Of all the people Uchiha Itachi could be jealous of, it had to be his little brother And over a little blonde girl, no less.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Itachi U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Accursed Heirlooms by Kaori reviews
The fifth Shinobi's Guide. Our saga continues with the bizarre tales akin to touring the Ripley's vault. Shinobi's Guide is now officially your Icha Icha Paradise. Go out and convert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,184 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Chemical Equation From An Objective Point Of View by Tozette reviews
The cliche. Rewritten for your dubious reading pleasure. Tenten has one week to find a boyfriend who matches her mother's criteria or she'll have to give up being a kunoichi and marry some country bumpkin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,802 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
ornithophobia by sailorstarsun reviews
A single event in a child's life can affect them forever. [Byakuya, Ukitake, silliness]
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Byakuya K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Aizen's Diary by incandescens reviews
Recruiting Others through Guile and Intelligence. Not particularly serious.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Aravis' Heartache by Spouse of Orestes reviews
When Peter comes home successful from his battle with the giants, not everyone rejoices. Oneshot, sort of companion piece to Mothering.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,805 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 162 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
Damn Ears by AkaiTsume reviews
a.k.a. Attack of the LOTR fans. Warnings: Crack fic and Hirulingo.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Watching the Siren by Muffytaj reviews
Because everyone is human, even killers and wonderboys. [L x Misa]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Friendly Ghost by Diva-esque reviews
The night that Masaki dies, Isshin encounters a ghost from his past. Featuring Isshin and Kaien, and the ties that bind.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Isshin K., Kaien S. - Complete
On Axis by R. Winter reviews
Marauder era. Not a leather and whips ship of LilySnape. Covers the day before Snape's Worst Memory and after, recounting how his unrequited crush took a turn for the worst. An explanation concerning Snape's motives and why he ceaselessly tortures Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Drama by Kaori reviews
Konoha is hosting a festival in honor of the Daimyo's birthday. Our unfortunate rookies have been ordered to put on a play by Tsunade. Fourth Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,857 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Complete
The Chosen One by Kilonji reviews
Of course Zaraki's choice of a vice captain wasn't immediately accepted.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/23/2006 - G.S. Yamamoto, Yachiru K. - Complete
Trouble With Anagrams by magickal1 reviews
Tom Riddle wants to prove that how Harry defeated Voldemort is very important to him, indeed, but it having some issues with exactly how to spell it out for him. Takes place in the chamber in CoS.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Fiat Lux by Autumn Faery reviews
TRMM He was charming, brilliant, and sinister. She was upright, strongwilled, and perceptive. He had everyone fooled and smitten ... except for her. A tale of love, stragedy, and personal discoveries in an uncertain age of war and destruction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,356 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr.
Kitten by Kilerkki reviews
Ibiki doesn't do cute and fluffy, and Konoha's chuunin are in for a lot of pain. [Oneshot, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Ibiki M., Izumo K.
The Shinobi's Guide to Camping by Kaori reviews
This story picks up directly after where The Shinobi's Guide to Television left off. Once again we tumble down the rabbit hole of depravity! The Third Guide.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Television by Kaori reviews
It's the sequel to The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo and yet not. The teams get a mission to replace staff at a television station. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Second Guide
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
Homecoming by ohmmeter reviews
ANBU Captain Hyuuga Neji was betted by his team to dismiss any female who might want to occupy the seat next to him, to which he has successfully done so for the past hour, that is until a hungry Tenten appeared. [nejiten]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Shinobi's Guide to Voodoo by Kaori reviews
Naruto buys a home voodoo kit. Kiba gets roped into the plot when Naruto asks for his help. What kind of trouble will they cause? Read and see! The rabbit hole of depravity grows ever deeper! First in the series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Twiggy vs James Bond by Silverlight reviews
In which Renji and Ichigo learn why they should never go drinking with one Kuchiki Rukia...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/22/2005
Inquiry by Hinata-hime reviews
[Oneshot]Through the years, Neji has always questioned on why she had no last name. Light NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Complete
Almost Lotus by oncewas reviews
Their relationship is a terse, syncopation between teamwork and something maybe violent. Neji and Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2005 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
It Could Only End in Tragedy by Kaori reviews
The young shinobi mourn the passing of...well it's nobody you'd ever expect that's for sure. It's very short and I guarantee it's nobody you'd ever expect.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
ATSUI! Hot Spring Shinobi by Gaara-no-Jo reviews
Team 7 gets invited to a hot spring resort and they get to bring whoever they want. Kakashi disappears to ask That's a secret. Naruto invites the Sand Siblings? Who else will get invited and what will happen? Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,240 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/16/2005 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
Who Dunnit? by Cal reflector reviews
How will Shin and Sakuraba of the White Knights react when they discover themselves featured in explicit doujins? Let the chaos begin.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2005
Those Hands of Hakke by Lyraelin reviews
Poking your enemy is kind of a wussy way to fight, isn't it? [NejiTen], only it's not really.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Complete
Clan Secrets by crysthur and artheph reviews
Every clan has their secrets... and they'll never tell... but that's okay, cause we will. Explanations for all those inexplicable situations ABOUND.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,667 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
A Twisted Rhapsody by Gigabomb reviews
A crack Soundnin story for those who like that sort of thing. Chapter 3: Birthday picnic, deer, and voyeurs who are far too familiar. Kidoumaru x Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Kidomaru, Ino Y.
Putus Cruor Palace by darkmark111 reviews
What happens in the Slytherin Common room away from prying goody-two-shoe eyes. Not pretty, not perfect, but certainly entertaining. Have a look.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Draco M., Pansy P.
Some Quality Halloween Bonding by crysthur and artheph reviews
A story JUST in time for Halloween! It's finally October 31st in Konoha. What will each of the ninjas dress up as? Read on as the teams frolick in the streets!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2004
Before Hogwarts, Before Kingdoms by Callisto Callispi reviews
The year is 1065, when Western Europe's finest empires are taking root. Amidst war, romance, and betrayal, four unlikely men and women meet and travel to the British Isles to construct the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry still standing today.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Salazar S., Rowena R.
Hungry by Juanita Dark reviews
When pizza becomes a problem.
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Chris H.
You Won't Know You Missed It Until It's Too Late by Lynn Bartlett reviews
Jackal and Rikkai. "Why the heck did I get stuck watching him, anyway?"
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2004
Tom Riddle: Head Boy one shot by Lady Lestrange reviews
Just a little speech that Tom Riddle might have made to the Slytherin First years when he was head boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
My Dear by Liebling reviews
“It 's called: ‘every man gets one person in his life that he must wholeheartedly protect.’ My dear, I couldn't hurt you if I bloody tried.” Salazar&Rowena
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2003
Kiss Me by Liebling reviews
He doubled up and she whispered in his ear, “I'd really like if you could kiss me right now.” Tom Riddle/Myrtle, a challenge :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Voldemort
Insertion by Fyrie reviews
Lucius Malfoy runs into a strange creature in Knockturn Alley - “You’re not meant to try and kill me! I’m a self-insertion, dammit! You’re meant to fall madly in love with me because of my stunning good looks!”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2003 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Warmth of Crimson, Chill of Emerald by aldalindil reviews
Before they were champions of darkness and of light, they were simply Hogwarts' Head Boy and Girl: Tom Riddle and Minerva McGonagall. Fifty years of hatred and pain separate them now, but amidst the barrenness of regret, there is solace in remembrance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2003 - Minerva M., Voldemort
Lord of The Sporks by The Spork Ladies reviews
"In a drunken stupor, the dark lord Sauron made something...unnatural." *Chapter 20 is now up*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,649 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 1/30/2002
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Back in the Bakumatsu reviews
A science fair project goes awry and the Kenshin-gumi are sucked back one by one to the Bakumatsu era. My oh my, between crashing secret Shinsengumi meetings and accidentally knocking out a Kenshin lookalike, what's punk-rock princess Kaoru to do?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Kaoru, Battousai
Something New reviews
Ino has impulsively begun a new self-improvement project - and forced it upon her three roommates as well. The challenge? To try something entirely new and risky for a week. The ensuing chaos gives way to new love... nejiten naruhina inogaa sasusakulee
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Ino Y., Gaara