TeaForRevenge
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Joined 01-16-07, id: 1199706, Profile Updated: 11-17-07
Author has written 13 stories for Ouran High School Host Club.

I am female. I am nineteen. Too much fluff makes me gag. Yadda yadda. No one wants to read about me anyway. Now go, and read about the stories.

Latest: Paper Crane Tales Warnings for my peculiar sense of humour, doubly so for my sense of reality.

Now proudly beta'd by: Verita dea.

(11/17/07) The extended extended author's note on why I'm a really lazy slouch:

Hospitals are boring. Let me elaborate: Hospitals ARE boring. There's like... this void of boring boredness hovering around those white, white walls, sucking you dry off any... non-boring not-bored feelings you might have thought about considering thinking of feeling. Or something.

Long story short(-ish): I've been back home for some weeks now. I also get tired easily. Then... there's some... real life stuff... going on. A lot of that, actually. Oh, yeah, and did I mention I'll have to go back to hospital?

I might be allowed to go home inbetween treatments (courtesy of me being a terrible nag). I might not.

Soooo... hope you can see why fanfiction is taking a backseat right now. I didn't abandon Paper Crane Tales. I didn't abandon this account. Just can't say when I'll be able to put something on here again.

(Side note: All those pms I got? Will be answered. Just err... not now?

And... you people? Threatening me physical harm if I don't finish this or that story-pms? Not very... motivating. You may instead sent me something stroking my oversized ego. Those work nicely.)

In hospital again from (11/21/07) on. (Yum. Hospitals. Now with an extra-added-flavour-boost of despair.)

Plot-bun-buns still in growth:

A lot. The first thing to be put up (when I put something up again) is a Nekozawa/Haruhi one. 'Coz someone asked nicely. Heh.

I take requests, but only if I consider them interesting, if I owe you one or if you are a really good friend of mine.

If you want a particular Plot-bun-bun to grow faster, tell me and if many people favour one, I will feed it especially much. (Whoa. Now, that was a cunning way to get reviews and constructive criticism. They will never suspect.)

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Monochrome by Ninja Shen reviews
No evil is pure black, and no good is pure white. Nekozawa x Haruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,337 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Haruhi F., U. Nekozawa
Full Course by merrow reviews
Hatori comes over for dinner, rating may change. Hatori x Tooru
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 161,701 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 7/22/2002 - Hatori S., Tohru H.
Isosceles by Lady Silvamord reviews
Three genii. Three corners of one triangle. A collection of NejiSakuShika works. Latest entry: twenty-five drabbles, regarding our favorite couple...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,605 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Fractured fairy tale by Halicarnassus reviews
School may have ended but the Host Club boys refuse to go their separate ways or relinquish their claim on a certain commoner. Living together was their only solution. Society can go hang. But such a choice would come with a price.Kyoya knows that.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,198 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Haruhi F. - Complete
The Smell of Destiny by DarthAmmonite reviews
NWN2 In which Sand, quite by accident, succeeds where the Traveling Ranger & Paladin Show has failed, and destiny is revealed to smell like iron and gingerbread. Sarcasm! Drama! Romance! More sarcasm!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,938 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007
Die by FatedtoFall reviews
Trapped in a bad situation, Sakura learns a few new things about Kakashi. Like his taste for floral print. [Kakashi x Sakura] [OneShot] Rated for Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Spectrum by Sayaka-sama reviews
Which end is the right one? Hidan and Sakura share a dark moment of enlightenment... and all Sasuke can do is watch from the other side. No pairings. Incredibly twisted sickfic. Expect no plot whatsoever. Run, people. Run far, far away!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Fix You by desolate butterfly reviews
[A NaruSakuSasu ficlet] Sakura's job as a medicnin takes its toll. Sasuke and Naruto try to help her as best they can.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bedridden Birthday by Sayaka-sama reviews
There was something so disconcerting about being sick on his own birthday. KakaSaku oneshot. Happy Belated Birthday, Kakashi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Of Jokes and Dreams by Glass Mermaid reviews
Atton Rand has traversed the universe under the banner of a thousand purposes, most of them terrible, weaving his way through a galaxy on self righteous murder, smooth words, and shifty pazaak hands.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Atton R., Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
Maybe by Infinite Inficio reviews
[ShikaSaku, implied SasuSaku] Maybe she expected him to confess, even though it would’ve been too late. Maybe it could’ve worked out if he confessed sooner. Maybe, for genius standards, he was pretty stupid.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
Sleight of Hand by Luc Court reviews
A Kyoya short. Set during Vol 3. Kyoya thinks about Haruhi, and what it means to have natural charm.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
Touch Me Not by Anaphalis reviews
Miroku. Kagome. “In class we had these plants touch me nots. If you even brush them, the leaves they curl up in on themselves. Don’t leave anything to reach.” One Shot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Kagome H., Miroku - Complete
Token by Rurouni Star reviews
To remember him by, always.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Miroku, Kagome H.
Wild Card by randomsomeone reviews
Toad beats slug. Slug beats snake. Snake beats toad. Gaara reflects on making possibilities reality. Oneshot, light GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
A Smart Woman by Sailor Panda reviews
[ShikaSaku] An ANBU's life shrouded in shadows and darkness. The little bit of light that keeps him from completely surrendering to it. This is their way. REVISED
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
The Doll Army by FernWithy reviews
Six year old Dora Tonks gets a visit from three Marauders, and her dolls get a new mission in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Remus L.
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Paper Crane Tales reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru play a game. But how is Haruhi supposed to join when even the twins themselves don't know the rules?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,050 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H.
Babylon reviews
Haruhi needs to expand her vocabulary. To the rescue the most eloquent of the hosts. Slight MoriHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Example Lesson reviews
Tamaki bears a burden. Problem is, he doesn't even notice.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Tamaki S. - Complete
Of Discoveries reviews
Renge has her hands quite, er, full. Strangely enough, the Host Club doesn't appreciate her efforts at all.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Haruhi F., Renge H. - Complete
The Fourth reviews
Behind the scenes. Ootori family centric
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Trinity reviews
He digs a grave and it's his own. slight HaruhiKyouya
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Subtlety reviews
Something that never happened. onesided HaruhiTamaki
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Of Phobias reviews
Thunderstorms make for an angry Haruhi. HaruhiHost Club
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,126 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
Reverence reviews
Hunny wants. MitsukuniHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Pretend reviews
Renge knows that it's all make believe. Really, she does. RengeKyouya
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Renge H., Kyōya O. - Complete
Talkative reviews
With him, there never is silence. MoriHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Nimble Fingers reviews
Mitsukuni Haninozuka is a thief. So, he steals. MitsukuniHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Haruhi F., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
Layers reviews
One day Ranka met a girl. One day he kept a girl. One day he lost a girl. But that's not where one days ended. Ryoji. Kotoko. Haruhi.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete