Author has written 3 stories for Stargate: SG-1.
Um, hello. My name is Dr. Daniel Jackson. I’m a peaceful explorer from the planet Earth. I’d really like the opportunity to learn more about your culture and…
Daniel, shut up! Sorry about that, everyone. He just gets carried away sometimes. Let’s start over. Hi, I’m abydonian. I hope you are enjoying the stories that I’ve posted. I’ve certainly enjoyed writing them. And I want to thank everyone who’s supported me and reviewed my stories.
Uh, you know, you really shouldn’t be referring to SG-1’s missions as your stories.
Well, I’m the one writing them!
Yes, but only because we told you about our own experiences, things that have happened to us. Well, except for that alternate reality we found out about where I didn’t get to ascend, but even that was something we discovered and let you know about.
Daniel, get to the point.
Okay, okay. Look, just… instead of calling our lives your stories, could you refer to them as… oh, I don’t know, SG-1’s missions or something like that?
Fine. Now can I get back to my profile, Daniel?
Oh, uh, sure.
Okay, let’s try this again. I started writing my stories… I mean SG-1’s missions, when I found myself suddenly inspired to do so. I didn’t realize it at the time, but it was actually just Daniel Jackson talking in my head, and of course he wouldn’t leave me alone until I listened. So I started writing. It wasn’t long until others joined in. First, Jack O’Neill…
Yeah, he probably just wanted to make sure he got a chance to counter my point of view with his own opinions. You know Jack.
Yeah, you’re probably right, Daniel. Now let me finish, please.
Anyway, soon Daniel, Jack, Sam, Teal’c, Fraiser, and Hammond were all weighing in and telling of their experiences. Then Vala started talking to me about her thoughts and feelings and I found that she was almost as annoyingly persistent as Daniel.
Uh, could you not compare me to her?
Sorry Daniel, it’s true. So by this point I’ve ended up hearing the adventures of SG-1 through just about everyone’s perspective. Still, most of what I write is told to me by Daniel. And as long as he keeps talking, I’ll keep writing (It’s the only way to shut him up). If anyone wishes to contact me, my e-mail address is firstname.lastname@example.org . But I can not guarentee that it will be me and not Daniel who replies.