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Joined 01-16-07, id: 1200161, Profile Updated: 06-08-16
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Homestuck.

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Diaries of A Broken Man by Horky reviews
Between delightful ducks, flying panties, cake wielding spirits, shaved heads, exploding bananas, manskirts, and flying Wutai Stank bombs, it had never been more true than now. Love IS a battlefield.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 154,633 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Learning Curve by Nyah reviews
I tried so hard to do it right. Jessica. Post Beyond Here Lies Nothin'
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Jessica H. - Complete
Speeding by Psyche Eros reviews
I clenched my teeth. “Godammit, Hikaru. Slow. Down!” ... “No,” he said. “I want to stay this way forever. Flying down the road with my Haruhi.”
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Yay, Edward by xXnumbertwoXx reviews
Crackfic/Edward-bash. Edward suffers the worst birthday ever when Bella discovers the wonders of caffeinated soda.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Volterra by Jeffery H. Hilcock reviews
I was a prisoner of the Volturi, and didn't know if I would be turned into one of them or into their next meal. A tale of the doomed Volterra tour.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Where is the LOVE? by La Salle De Bain reviews
[Oneshot] Alphonse writes a letter to all his fans and needs some serious love. Warnings include a desperate Al and slight Ed bashing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Alphonse E. - Complete
Wired by Tobu Ishi reviews
Does it hurt?" Ed's in for repairs, and Winry hits a nerve...literally. Humor, one-shot, highly uncomfortable Edward, hints of hormonal EdWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Complete
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Radiance Captured reviews
When Aradia slapped Sollux beneath the moon that night neither of them had any idea of the parts they had played in upsetting the balance of the universe. What follows is an adventure of rivalries, monsters, time travel, second chances, & love. AU
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2015 - Aradia M., Sollux C.
Barnes and Noble Blues reviews
The Cullens go to Barnes and Noble looking for books and find something much scarier.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
I'd Tap That reviews
Bella takes a yoga class. Mike drools. Chaos ensues. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Complete
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