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Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4921 - Favs: 4,988 - Follows: 6,329 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 21260 - Favs: 11,726 - Follows: 7,465 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21712 - Favs: 5,803 - Follows: 5,816 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19575 - Favs: 6,519 - Follows: 4,459 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hedone Ranch by JenJadeEyes reviews
Stressed out, Bella seizes an opportunity to get away. After being mistaken for her movie-star boss at a "spa", she finds out her boss has been using her name to keep big secrets. When is a spa not a spa? When it's a brothel. See what Bella discovers about herself during her stay. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,663 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
Your True Colors by BettiGefecht reviews
Annie is a single woman, fetching, lucky and mildly obsessed with Twilight. She doesn't miss a thing in her life. Until one day she sees her own personal Edward. Her fantasy starts running wild about a beautiful boy, way too young to even think about it. - - - AH, ExB kind of , rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,317 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2009
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19316 - Favs: 8,526 - Follows: 6,613 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12573 - Favs: 6,214 - Follows: 5,986 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Whole Package by PrimaryDiamonds reviews
Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Edward, Bella
Fatty by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,040 - Reviews: 4743 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by bornonhalloween reviews
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 288 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 15370 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 4,488 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 3,815 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 2995 - Favs: 3,248 - Follows: 2,686 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12868 - Favs: 7,697 - Follows: 6,175 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9479 - Favs: 8,555 - Follows: 6,212 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dinner Reservations by quietruby reviews
When dinner isn't the only thing on the menu... AH; BxJxExL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,407 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25080 - Favs: 12,287 - Follows: 8,264 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5226 - Favs: 3,983 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22913 - Favs: 14,209 - Follows: 10,643 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Could This Be? by Pipshall reviews
Isabella Saunders meets Richard Stewart a strange masked busker who is more then he first seems. Despite all odds, the two are deeply attracted. Will fate step in and let them love each other? Could this be? Love, angst and rock music rule the day!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 61 - Words: 338,865 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Deep Dish by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Sexy, brooding Jack Charles left Seattle to escape the specter of a love he could never have. A fresh start in Chicago and a new relationship hold promise and hope for him. OTT spinoff; original & canon characters. Explicit sexuality/language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,342 - Reviews: 3267 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Devil's Angel by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10898 - Favs: 2,674 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Tooth by MacFlan reviews
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
Marlboros by QuantumFizzx reviews
Bella inherits a struggling farm she doesn't want & hires a quiet cowboy that appears to hate her. AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,700 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4256 - Favs: 2,541 - Follows: 2,059 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Not for You by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella is an aspiring writer, who doesn't have time to date. In an act of desperation, Bella tells her mom, she has a boyfriend. Now Bella must hire a boyfriend for the holidays. Will Bella find that she likes her pretend world is better than her reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,895 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Since Feeling is First by Kitschisme reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Featuring... SEXY LIBRARIAN EDWARD! Read and you shall be rewarded with a hot and sexy LIBRARY LEMON! Rated M for sexy time. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Life After by Pipshall reviews
Eric St.John's life has just ended as he knows it. He needs to find the strength and courage to rebuild it and find a woman to support him through. Modern day version inspired by POTO.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,833 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Facing Up by Pipshall reviews
The meeting of a disfigured man and the woman he loves. Can it overcome all the trials that lie in their way? A modern story, inspired by POTO.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006