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Author has written 15 stories for Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!, Love Hina, Naruto, Avengers, and Final Fantasy VII.

This profile used to be huge. Now it isn't. I've written fics. Might write more in the future.

Also: Wharrgarbl

Things I've learned about writing.

You want reviews. I don't care who you are, watching that review score climb towards 1000 reviews is what it is all about. Otherwise why even put up what you write? It's not for money or the sheer goodness of your heart. And unless you want to go down the “write a Gary-Stu fucking the entire female cast”-route (which isn't that likely to succeed anyanyhow) you need to perform well.

Of course, this is a highly personal view on the subject matter. Feel free to tell these tips to fuck off.

1: Grammar, proper formatting and correct word choice really isn't just there for the snobs. It's an utter hell to read stories that doesn't care at all about those things. Without those things the review score drops fast.

2: PLAN YOUR STORY, don't just write whatever you feel like because then you'll be standing with your pants down when writer's block hits. A thorough or at least solid layout of what the story will be about helps IMMENSELY. It also means you're more reliable as an author meaning more will review.

3: Have a buffer. If you're going to write an epic story then write the first 100 or so pages without putting anything up. Could you do it even without the pick-me-up good reviews are? That's a suggestion you'll be able to finish it as well as something that helps when you suffer writer's block which ALSO means you are more reliable.

4: Be able to take critique. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING is universally liked. Trolls, flamers and people who simply dislike it are everywhere and they WILL appear. And if your updates are 50% rants about how those people suck... well you get what I'm aiming at.

5: A Mary-Sue who spends the entire story taking revenge on everyone around him for slights suffered in canon is the literary equivalent of jerking off. For everyone NOT consumed with incensed rage at the slights done to a fictional character it all too often gets tiresome as well as childish. For the thousands of seasoned readers out there who will give long and detailed awesomesauce-reviews there are no better turn-off

6: Alternate sexualities such as Yaoi aren't automatically shielded from the same accusations that can be aimed at exploitation of women. Those who only want “teh cute gays” to make out in an Uke/Seme pattern are as much exploitative sexist twats as the staff of the Playboy magazine. Respect the subject matter no matter what and by god DO NOT GET VINDICTIVE.

7: Be creative. If you want to write a high-school fic of what is a manga about ninjas then go wild. BUT! There are about 1000 of those fics out there, why should anyone read yours? What is so special about YOUR fic? You need to stand out somehow, be it by good characters, awesome dialogue or humour or a compelling plot.

8: If all you want is to write some words and get reviews praising you for a quick ego-boost then stick to showing your mom what you wrote; that way you're troll-free. Without actual commitment there WILL be people coming to nitpick and criticize and by god can they be harsh. That is if they don't ignore your story altogether. And if they ignore... you get my point.

9: Don't bog yourself down with unnecessary plot-lines. There's no surer way to stall than coming up with a dozen sub-plots you can't resolve because the steam runs out. A story should be trimmed and fit, like a lean wolfhound rather than a fat, massive, slobbering St Bernard's

10: OCs are a spice, they should be used with massive moderation. People read fanfics to read about the characters of the actual work, not some made-up bloke suffering from the Mary-Sue syndrome. And if you manage to write an OC that actually is good enough that people love him, why not make it an outright original story and progress to the next stage of writing? The question one should ask oneself when making an OC is this: “Could this role be filled by ANY available canon character?” If yes, consider taking him.

11: Acknowledge that plans can be changed. If the story pulls in another direction then take that route. Make sure you have a somewhat decent feel for where said story will go however. On the same note: If something you've written doesn't work then let it rest for a while and take it up a few weeks later. If it still doesn't work kill it with fire. Nothing ruins a good story as effectively as clinging to text that doesn't work.

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The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well. (Story adopted by Regina Dea. New author starts from Chapter 21)
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 367,965 - Reviews: 2700 - Favs: 5,218 - Follows: 5,720 - Updated: 4/6/2022 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Eldar, Imperial Guard, Shepard
Industrial Magic by Heliosion reviews
Where Harry is the oldest of his broken family, one father lost in his bitterness, the mother gone to a faraway land. The boy who was once cursed but now freed by Death stands alone yet strong. Come read as the consequences of his life, a world filled with greater mysteries, battles and challenges begin to bear fruit and new dangers await for him! This is my AU. See more inside!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,600 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P., Gabrielle D., Ariana D., Daphne G.
The Lost Son by Heliosion reviews
In a world where Superboy escaped before the team found him, a young Conner Luthor changes the world. He puts out the flames of one man's ambition to kill his rival, travels the world and sees in his own eyes the world long before he starts upon the path of the hero. Now in the world's greatest crisis he must do as he agreed when the time came and save the world. This is my AU.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,702 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Conner K./Superboy
The Red Hurricane Of Konoha by Heliosion reviews
In a world where Naruto is an adult. Where he was born before the third shinobi war. He is beguiled by his past, haunted by his mentor's death and stuck in a loop since that time. Come and see as adult Naruto watches a new generation soar into the sky
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,137 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Dancing On The Void by Heliosion reviews
Welcome to the world of one that would do anything to accomplish his goal: Saving his village even if he draws his allies from unusual places. See him fight it with mysterious powers with intentions unclear and navigate past the maelstrom that is Mahora!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,380 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Negi S.
Permanent Pigtails by BakaNekoSan reviews
UNDER REVISION! CHAPTER ONE THROUGH FOUR REVISED! A dangerous mission changes Naruto's life forever. What will "she" now do with her emotions transforming just like her body and her friends seeing her as someone completely different? SasuFemNaru Romance/Comedy/Slight Drama&Hurt/comfort
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,096 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 3,285 - Follows: 3,732 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Gurren Jesus by Jasonbobdude reviews
Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.
Crossover - Bible & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 121 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Kamina - Complete
Ένας by Halamee2559 reviews
Evil begets evil. Love begets all. Shinji discovers he shares a special bond with the Angels, and gives them new life in a way never thought possible. Please R&R!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Shinji I.
Juugo by Hououza reviews
A reworking of the Negima storyline, one where Negi is somewhat older when he makes his arrival at the Mahora academy. Magic and insanity still to play a starring role, consider this Negima if it were crossed with a blend of AI love You and love Hina...
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 117,436 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/17/2005
The World Without Me by Eternal Cosmos reviews
Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,711 - Reviews: 5843 - Favs: 12,511 - Follows: 5,688 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
You don’t deserve me by dasonone reviews
Naruto snaps. Naruto and Sasuke fought at the Valley of the End and Naruto won, bringing back Sasuke he expected a warm welcome…but it wasn’t how he wanted, trying to run away he is accompanied by someone he would have never expected. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,792 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
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Ouroboros: Shippuuden reviews
Embedded in the most dangerous organisation of missing-nins in the world, Orochmaru's old apprentice walks the kunai's edge. Meanwhile, Kimiko refuses to give up on her brother and if need be, she'll tear down heaven and earth to find him again. Sequel to Naruto: Ouroboros.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,069 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 1,780 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 9/14/2023 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Complete
Final Fantasy: The Commando Project reviews
The next best thing had been good enough for Cloud for a long time. Yet one day a blast from the past rocks his existence and makes him doubt everything. To who do debts run the deepest, and what is the price for honoring those debts? How far will you have to go? Will it be worth it? AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 46,310 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 11/6/2013
Naruto: Ouroboros reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 3137 - Favs: 5,551 - Follows: 4,255 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Task Force AVENGERS reviews
A take on the Avengers re-dressing them as more of a modern elite unit. Yeah I'm tossing most if not all of the normal conventions in the bin on this one. Read this if you wanna see an SAS-style Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Nick F. - Complete
Ouroboros: Side Stories reviews
A complement fic to "Naruto: Ouroboros" wherein we'll explore some of the other people in the Ouroboros version of the narutoverse. If you're interested, make sure to have read the main fic first.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,641 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011
Concept Idea, Naruto, Shinobi vs Technology reviews
Challenge fic: a setting drastically different from canon, a world of technology, greed and darkness. In the darkness of a grim future, the only light rests in the shadows. Shinobi, legends of the past. They are coming back, and the world will tremble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Negima: Shadows of the Future reviews
With everything she had lost and old enemies out to kill her, Asuna must leave all she knows behind. Fleeing from Mahora, she must find her way back home; to the world of magic, to the lands of wonder, where her own legend will unfold.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 240,794 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Asuna K. - Complete
Negima: Niisan reviews
Good and evil fade in the face of desperation. For someone whom an honest life only brought misery, what incentives was there to live it? He loved his baby sister, but when does "I'll do anything for her" become "I'll do anything"? HEAVILY M-rated
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,815 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Negi S., Asuna K. - Complete
A triangle's three sides reviews
Sakura never thought she'd end up in a relationship like this. It was inconcievable. Yet now she is. But her heart is still pounding for the other one she loves. What should she do? Is there any way to both have the cake and eat it? Naruto/Sakura/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
No regrets for the wicked reviews
Someone had once said that he wanted to walk his life with his head high and without regrets. Here, now, at this ignoble, meaningless death, Sasuke found himself doing just that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Paper Angel reviews
There are endless possibilities, endless paths a life may take. Yet a desperate woman's desire to not be tossed aside leads to so much more than she expected and could hope for. Oneshot, Yuri.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Karin U., Konan - Complete
Negima: Shadows of past and present reviews
Seven years of travelling will leave a mark and not all travels are great and glorious adventures. That which doesn't kill you makes you stronger. But if your worst enemy is yourself, will you destroy yourself or will you become almighty?
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 198,965 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Love Hina: Everything has a beginning reviews
Everything has a beginning even if we are not aware of them. Maybe the events of Love Hina was only what they seemed to be. But what if the seeds for these events were planted milennia ago, in hatred and deceit, in a battle that made the gods tremble? AU
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
The reason why I stay reviews
You want to know why I stay at Hinata inn? Then let me tell you.
Love Hina - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Keitaro U. - Complete
A night of unrequited love reviews
Lying beside the one you love, realising it will never be. Feeling the other's warmth but feeling cold in the heart. NegiXAsuna oneshot. Now with happy ending.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2007 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete