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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

bonjour!

hey, we put some new shoes on, and suddenly everything is right!

paulo nutrini ftw!

welcome (wilkomen) to the new, hippi-fied, floof journal of zee floof pirates :D

[remember, kids, to recycle, wear white (to reflect sun rays) and, like the budha, just, like wish peace on, well, everything, man . . . yeaaah

so - we're back (on the same continent!) and hopefully back in business too - we've gotten as far as the tea and chocolate (duty-free from Dubai, nog-al (afrikaans, never mind us, we don't understand it either shrug) (little pirate is being elbow-licked by her cat and she's trying to stop him stealing tea and biscuits too! (random info.com))

anyway - we'll be getting those chapters out like, well, something that gets chapters out really quickly:

a) 14 year old fanfiction addicts

b) people who know they really should be studying for exams (see Little Pirate)

c) people who should be working (see Big Pirate)

short note for any noobs:

Little pirate does the fluffy bits and many plot bits

Big pirate does grammar bits (kind of, she tries – wlkwos does more, actually (thanks!)) and some plot bits too :)

Together, we, are, poooowerful!

Yeah – we’ve been going with the sky pirates story for a while, and we love every comment . . . .

visit Little Pirate's deviant art page - her own fiction's cool! (Big Pirate's opinion . . .)

http://trigger201.deviantart.com/

~ the Fluff Pirates

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Gabriel by Shikatanai reviews
AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 140,029 - Reviews: 3590 - Favs: 4,500 - Follows: 4,899 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Harry P.
A Master's Mate by Wing of Darkness reviews
[Finally Revived w/ an Update!, no changes though] One night, Sasuke found an adorable fox weeping in front of his door and took it as his pet. Then this fox happens to drink a magic potion which can turn animals into human. How will Sasuke react? Will he still treat the 'boy' as his pet or as a...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 2,097 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12046 - Favs: 14,374 - Follows: 13,028 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Not Your Usual Veela Mate by Janara reviews
Draco is a Veela and guess who his mate is? I've tried to write a Veela story where the two don't jump into bed immediately, hence the title. Will contain Dumbledore bashing. HPDM LMSS AU from book 5
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 417,467 - Reviews: 8293 - Favs: 5,627 - Follows: 5,181 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Protecting Me by Onemoreparadise reviews
A potion gone wrong causes Roxas to age back to his toddler years. This leaves Axel to look after his three year old best friend who is introducing the concept of feeling and love to the Organization members! Including Axel! AkuRoku. Zemyx. Marxene
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 121,890 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Axel, Roxas
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4124 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 3,894 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4355 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
I Can't Fight the Stars by LMG reviews
Draco Malfoy had known what was going to happen to him on his 18th birthday since he was 5 years old. But damn, even he hadn't expected this. Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. -THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER OCTOBER 23, 2010
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,288 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Inside Your Mind by forfun2244 reviews
Harry and Draco hate each other...at least, everyone thinks they do. But what happens when they can read each other's minds? HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,375 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Master of Puppets, Demolition Chief by Dirty Reid reviews
What if Deidara and Sasori were partners, but never joined Akatsuki? What if a 6 year old Naruto was left beaten outside Konoha? What if Deidara and Sasori found him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,414 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U., Kin T.
The Alliance of Fire and Wind by fantasylover12001 reviews
AU fic. Sasuke Uchiha returns to his home to learn that he's stuck in a betrothal he doesn't want. He is even further shocked when he learns that the one chosen for him is none other then his childhood friend, Naruto Uzumaki, who is not a child any more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,432 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sin Eater by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
The Fourth's brother takes care of Naruto...who becomes a soldier for a strange Order. He is called back to accompany the 2 man Team 7 and help them through Wave Country, Chuunin exams... what would Team 7 think of Naruto, who has the ability to eat sins?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,161 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 4/24/2005
In Terms of a Name by Taliya reviews
-UP FOR ADOPTION- Indicted, imprisoned, kidnapped, and Kissed, Harry manages to survive and gain powerful allies. Now, he bides his time for the perfect chance to strike. AU after OotP. Dark, powerful, independent, Dementor Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,329 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P.
In Memory I by becka reviews
Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,039 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 2,741 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P.
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where is God? by Robin Maxwell reviews
High school relationships suck... especially when you're gay, have a homophobic family, and attend a Catholic school. NaruSasNaru other MxM, FxF
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,480 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/28/2006
What Would Jesus Do? by heythatsmybike reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
For Your Eyes Only by Shirohane reviews
Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,172 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Centaur Childer by InferiorBeing reviews
HarryDraco Hagrid refuses to leave Harry with ‘those’ muggles, but there is an accident when bringing Harry to Hogwarts which results in Harry being raised by Centaurs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,276 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Twisted Timeline by MadnessPersonified reviews
Much to his displeasure, Harry is thrown back through time into his six year old body. As a result, Harry decides to contort the timeline, purely for his own amusement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 173,594 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13400 - Favs: 7,249 - Follows: 6,061 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Flight of the Raven by Araceil reviews
HPDM slash. Full Summary inside. Harry was given up as a child and adopted into the Greyback family, now 17yearsold he's captured during an assassination mission by slavers and sold off to Draco Malfoy. Problem is, Raven has family issues in England.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,423 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
The Story Of Mitarashi Naruto by AnkoSupaFan reviews
Naruto is saved and adopted by Anko. Will the two who are so alike be able to survive together through the most dangerous of all missions, life? How will he and his team and the other Konoha Genin fare in the Chunin Exams? NaruTen, Currently Revising
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Stereotype? No, Thank You by squishtheorange reviews
Naruto: Emo? Punk? Japanese Freak? He's got trouble finding himself. Doesn't help when his heart starts beating for his gay best friend. High School. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,900 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Not Just A Kiss by SSC reviews
An ‘accident’ concerning a Dementor changes Harry’s life. After OotP, non HBPcompliant. Dementorish!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Harry P.
Domesticity by BloodRedEnd reviews
Sequel of sorts to Damaged and Fixed. Mostly a collection of little moments in Harry's and Severus' lives now that they have a family to take care of. HPSS Slash, Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,878 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter: Only You Always And Forever by Purple-Sherlock-1985 reviews
Harry's final year promises to be anything but boring. Expect new couples falling in love. Weddings, babies and even a certain Marauder coming back from the dead. HPDM JPNT SBRL RWBZ HGGW GWOFC FWAS SFDT NLLL Brief GWAJ. SLASH FEMSLASH HET MPREG PREG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,993 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Cracks in the Sidewalk by 1957 reviews
AU. Naruto's life revolves around music, and he hopes to start a band. Sasuke is a transfer student with a knack for composition and a secret love for rock n' roll. SasuNaru GaaNaru NejiNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,418 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 1,350 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Pride of Suna by Legendary Legacy reviews
The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,634 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Naruto U., Temari
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of teaching her peers of the sexual phenomenon, with only Draco Malfoy as an assist. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,112 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Invitations to Life by Leraiv Snape reviews
Hermione, Severus, Harry and Draco all lay plans to get what they want for Christmas. HGSS, HPDM. Warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,116 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Complete
The Hunter by The Treacle Tart reviews
We don't always find what we're looking for. We don't always look for the things we find. RonTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ron W., N. Tonks - Complete
Wolf by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Harry Potter is a snake in lions clothing. What happens when he sheds his skin and revels his true green and silver colors to the Wizarding World? Add to the fact Draco is engaged to Ryder Hammond. He doesnt know Ryder and Harry are the same person HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 95,178 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Nine Months by Uyen reviews
Wizards can get pregnant Harry thinks he should have been informed COMPLETE,MM,MPreg,Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Abandon by Triola reviews
ONESHOT. In which Harry wakes up hungover, throws away all his principles and fraternizes with the enemy. Slash HPDM. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mission Audition by Peppermint and Sugar reviews
Acting had always been Naruto’s forte but he never thought he'd have to use it!When a new client gives him the role of Juliet his not happy.Add the fact that Sasuke’s Romeo,not to mention three people fighting for the role of Paris.What will he do?SasNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,040 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Forced Journal Assignment by bamkam reviews
Severus is forced to write in a journal for Muggle Studies. Yet that isn't the only thing that is bothering him. It seems Severus has a secret admirer who keeps sending him love notes! Whos is this person...and why Severus of all people? SBSS LMRL OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Odd Companions by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When Harry begins at Hogwarts, he brings a disconcerting friend, the Grim Reaper himself. WIP Chapter five substantially added to as of 1st Jan 08!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,785 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Harry P.
Closer by A Spot of Bother reviews
AU. Axel pushes him away, and Roxas pushes back.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Black Prince by Vingilot reviews
Harry finally sees through Dumbledore’s machinations and he begins some negotiations of his own. Joining forces with Voldemort, Harry becomes the Dark Prince he was born to be. Dark!Harry. HPSS. Ds. Pre HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,500 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Double Looks by charming2drew reviews
HPDM. Alternate Universe. Harry is not the boy who lived, just a regular quiet abused kid with no friends. Until people suddenly want to know who he is as well as a certain Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,160 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/17/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vanilla, Oleander, Devotion by Quillslinger reviews
Sometimes it's just a matter of one day after another. Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
A Valentine's Day To Remember by bleedingxheart reviews
It's Valentine's Day. All of Harry's friends have dates, and Harry is alone. Draco is determined to prove to his friends he does not need anyone in his life. But a confrontation between the pair in a corridor is about to change that. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,563 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
The Rose Garden by bleedingxheart reviews
It's late at night. Harry can't sleep. He feels compelled to go to the rose garden. Who he finds there, and what he witnesses, will change his life forever. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,162 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Run Through the Raindrops by Sword of the Shadow reviews
Insane. Crazy. Touched. Cracked. Stark raving mad. They're the only words to describe Harry, but the Dark Lord's new found interest could change that forever.... SLASH LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,513 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Stigmata by InferiorBeing reviews
COMPLETE! HarryDraco Harry isn't the Dark Lord, so he cannot be with a Death Eater's son. This is the first time the BoyWhoLived ever asked for something and he cannot have it. So he takes matters into his own hands. Post HBP! Evil!Harry, Dark!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,626 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reign of Darkness by nlblake reviews
AU Voldemort won and is now not only ruling the Wizarding World but enjoying his most precious posession, Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,948 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
All According to Plan by heythatsmybike reviews
Sasuke always had a plan B. Well... almost always. NaruSasu. ***DISCONTINUED***
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
After All, What Is A Whore? by TearCat reviews
SxN,NxS This ache is me. This empty bottle of today's numb is me...and so is this undeniable urge to undo. Language, self harm, angst, angst, angst. FINISHED will be edited soon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,110 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Basket Case by Stray reviews
Draco Malfoy, age 24, living his life in wellearned comfort and respectability with his wife Pansy Malfoy in his home Malfoy Manor, Denialland. The only thing he lacks in his life is an heir. That's when reality bites him in the arse. HPDM slash, mpreg, s
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 211,222 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Lover's Passion by XxXMayhemXxX reviews
NonMagic, A.U., SLASH! Draco Malfoy is an artist, teaching students when he isn't doing his own thing. Harry Potter is his student, but one day when Harry's used as an erotic model with his teacher, the lines of their relationship begin to blurr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,945 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Only In My Dreams by bleedingxheart reviews
Complete! Draco's in love with Harry. Harry doesn't know. How do you tell the person you're meant to hate that you love them? Would you even try? Luckily, a chain of events is on the way that might help Draco out. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,933 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Out Of It by Ms Trick reviews
After trying to kill his brother, Sasuke is declared a sociopath and ends up as roommate to Naruto in a mental institution. NaruSasu. SEQUEL: 'Landing'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,445 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Of Course by Sorceress Fantasia reviews
The couch in the library was Leon’s favourite sanctuary for reading. It was little wonder why his eyebrows twitched violently when he arrived one afternoon, a few books in hand, only to find a stranger already there. LC
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Insanity's Ending by wingchumonZERO reviews
Naruto is exposed to the Kyuubi at a young age, causing him to go insane. However, having an insane side with the skills of a Jounin might not be so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,488 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Harry by Hollow Nightmare reviews
HD slash AU After the events of HPB, Harry begins receiving curious letters from Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Closet by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto, in the closet about his gay feelings for Sasuke, accidentally gets locked in a closet. A closet in a closet, go figure. Musing, madness and near confessions ensue. SasuNaru oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Senbei by Shaay reviews
Itachi found something more worthwhile than just testing his capacity. Sasuke, on the other hand, has an obsession far greater than avenging his clan. As for Naruto, well, he just wants a bed of his own. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Kiss by His Spectacles reviews
When you think about it, there are plenty of kisses in Harry's life...HPDM, postHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Out in the Rain Again by Stavi reviews
Naruto is upset and sings a song that describes himself to a 'T' while Sasuke listens. Yaoi [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unicorn Blood by LMG reviews
COMPLETE! Harry was in love. In love with a Death Eater’s child, a Spy for the Light, and a Slytherin. In love with a beautiful man who would never, ever know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,449 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bouquet of roses by Kativa-chan reviews
It's Valentines day, and Sasuke receives tons of gifts from girls he doesnt even know. Naruto sends him a bouquet of roses, but the middle one is fake. Why is that? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/12/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sounding in the Dark by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
AU. At an early age, Naruto is drawn into Orochimaru's circle of friends. What this denotes sends ripples through the Fire Country and the world at large. Naruto/Tayuya, Abandoned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,166 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 3,656 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Shiverin Descendent by Angel Lain reviews
During the summer between his fith and Sixth year Harry finds out he's not quite human. Draco is get's involved and things get interesting. Slashmpregrepost
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 106,515 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
An Unexpected Visit by Evening Rain reviews
When Naruto gets sick, Sasuke is forced to check up him. But when he arrives, will Sasuke simply find his annoying rival, or will the young shinobi stumble across something much more precious...friendship? just fluff, hints of sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4402 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 1,494 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
An Extremely Awkward Problem by Lynlyn-maru reviews
Ino tries out a forbidden technique on Shikamaru...and they find themselves in a very awkward perdicament! How long are they going to be stuck? InoShika
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,491 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Chrysalis by ElfFlame reviews
After the war, the Ministry decides to reform the Death Eaters, and Draco Malfoy is one of the first chosen for the program.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,113 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Price to Pay by death.by.shuriken reviews
I'll give Sakura to you but in exchange, you've got to give yourself to me for one night. And you've got to like it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Midnight in the Owlery by The Treacle Tart reviews
On a sleepless night, Remus Lupin finds himself alone in the Hogwarts Owlery. He scribbles a note on a spare bit of parchment and sends it out into the dark night. What happens when someone answers? RemusSeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
In the Quiet Time by The Treacle Tart reviews
I think we are all who we are supposed to be, be it a war hero or a herbologist. We all have our place and our purpose. It doesn't matter that Voldemort chose you or not you are Harry Potter and you would always be Harry Potter. NevilleHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
10 by Aoife Malfoy reviews
HPDM Slash. AU, No HBP Spoilers. Post Hogwarts. Draco has a bad day, Harry is there to make it better.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3026 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 6,005 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Butterflies Fly by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*ItaNaru, One-Shot* He wears a mask. And no one notices. No one realizes… he's only a breathing chrysalids… as Butterflies fly. *Experimental, Naruto's POV*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
To Be A Woman by Batsutousai reviews
DISCONT! Harry's known his whole life that he is different from his male cousin, but his relatives, who take care of him, did everything to hide it. When given a chance to live as he wishes, what will Harry do? AU, GENDER BENDER, TRANSSEXUALISM, FEMSLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,971 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 11/15/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Seeds in a Pod by BlackDragonDiva reviews
Pure NarutoSasuke as Kitties Crack! Sakura found two kittens on her way to work. Chaos insued. She has a choice, get rid of Naruto or deal with it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Promise by Only Insanity Rules Here reviews
Complete! PreHBP. Harry is taken from his home, and then he is rescued by Severus Snape. However, all is not as it seems as he gives birth to a daughter, and makes family out of the most unlikely of people. HPDM, MPreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,277 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 4531 - Favs: 6,146 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and his white wolf by unmei3 reviews
DH slash One night Harry meets a white wolf. What happens when he finds out who his wolf really is? A bit angsty and a bit fluffy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,023 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Like dolphins can swim by Funeral Lilies reviews
Slash, Twincest FredGeorge. People laughed at their jokes and thought they were just funny. But what nobody could guess, was that the Weasley twins shared a passion that could destroy everything, even their own family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Why Ron Hates Witch Weekly by AoiGensou reviews
Draco's been voted Witch Weekly's Mr. September. Ron doesn't like it, but Harry may not mind so much. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Happiness by Firesword reviews
Slash. Oneshot. PostOotP. AU. HPDMSS. Draco is successful in keeping Harry happy so far, and decides on something that he knows will make his lover happier.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Abandon by Batsutousai reviews
Abandoned on the streets of London, 16 year old Harry Potter must find a way to survive. What's the Boy Who Lived to do? –Harry/Voldemort, OOC, AU, postOotP, nonHBP compliant– BEING REDONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 265,689 - Reviews: 3345 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Daybreak by The Treacle Tart reviews
Two men sit on a hillside and watch the sunrise. SSRL Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Hermione's Ghost by The Treacle Tart reviews
“Do you believe in ghosts, Harry?” Ron said softly. “The ones that haunt only you.” RWHP Warnings: Character Death. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Darker Still by The Treacle Tart reviews
Slash Severus Snape witnesses something he was never meant to see and, as a result, becomes consumed by it. SSDM COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Severus S., Draco M. - Complete
The Joys of Sexual Education by Roslyn Drycof reviews
Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/26/2005 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under The Tree by Firesword reviews
One-shot. Slash. HPDMSS. Harry just wanted Draco and Severus to come out and spend time with him under a tree. Will they fulfill his wish?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Broken by Reigning Fyre reviews
This poem is written without names so any one can read it, and appreciate it. Know that there is a thin line between love, and hate, and between Pain and Pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fugitive Prince by March Madness reviews
A prophecy stretches war a decade too long, ending with the Potter’s second son flourishing while the first suffers a dark life of ignominy. Harry Potter now rests in the hands of Fate as he’s forced to prove his worth to a world that doesn't care to
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 217,193 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Harry P.
Charmed by Asterie-Smiles reviews
Connections can be formed in many ways, and just because you don’t have matching rings, it doesn’t mean the bond isn’t there. HD Slash, MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,075 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
in the closet by Michi the Killer reviews
Ron needs to see a psychiatrist, Ginny's paranoid, Hermione's absent, and Harry's in denial...My very first H/G! Teehee! H/D fans should read, though...you'll be suprised...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,439 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Sky Pirates reviews
Naruto has a dream to become a pirate. Sasuke is on the run for his life. They both end up on a flying ship called Icha Icha Paradise : - Sasunaru and some Narusasu, many other pairings . . . so many . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,891 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Simul reviews
The war is over and the survivors of Wizarding Britain are collecting the shards of their former lives. One day, Harry and Draco get a letter, one telling them Hogwarts is open once more . . . PreDH, yaoi, yuri, threesomes and too many pairing to count.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.