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Joined 01-17-07, id: 1200700, Profile Updated: 02-26-08
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Bleach, Eyeshield 21, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Prince of Tennis.

Hey there! Jooce is

a) a female

b) a lazy ass

c) and a busy little critter amusing herself with fanfiction.

Well then--

"Hey, why are you on the computer?"

"Huh? What? Well--"

"You should be working on your homework missy! Now get off!"

"Ah but, but--"

"No buts! GET OFF!"

Two figures vie for the position of the computer chair, and one emerges victor. Jooce is left to sulk in the corner, refusing to work on the labor labeled "math" with minimum wage.

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Morality Chain by Pureauthor reviews
/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 178,040 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Azula, Zuko
Aang's Shaving Kit by Omoni reviews
A second collection of drabbles, one-shots and misc ficlets, mostly general and involving all of the characters we know and love.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 49 - Words: 37,305 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 5/18/2010
Kaleidoscope by der kapitan reviews
"Our days are a kaleidoscope. Every instant a change takes place. New harmonies, new contrasts, new combinations of every sort. The most familiar people stand each moment in some new relation to each other, to their work, to surrounding objects." — GinRan, 100 themes. Traces of other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 64,466 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 5/23/2007 - G. Ichimaru, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
REMOTE 2: Rerun by Link and Luigi reviews
An invention goes wrong and once again helpless tennis players are scattered across strange and unusual universes. Now with thirty percent more ninjas, pirates, cowboys, vampires, crossovers, superheroes, zombies, Mary-Sues, elves, robots, ANGST and more.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 152,381 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/20/2007
Officemate by shi-chan reviews
KakaIru Kakashi is just doing his job, even if it means that his heart was being crushed in the process and whatever remains of his psyche was being washed away. Company's orders are top priority, not his needs, desires or heart. Sequel to Roommate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,870 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Opheliac by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Ozai may not be able to bend, but he's hardly powerless. Desperate to stop his father before civil war breaks out, Zuko is forced to turn to the only person who can possibly outsmart him: Azula. / Sokka/Azula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,445 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Azula, Sokka
Avatar: The Second Cause by Gingeritis reviews
Four years after the war, everybody is settling into their new lives of peace. But when Katara and Mai become aware of an insidious plot, they risk their family, their friends, and their lives to unravel it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,836 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Aang, Katara
Perception by CyclonePsycho reviews
It's all about perception, really. The Air Nomads were evil and the Fire Nation did a civil service for the world. So they needed to fix the inaccuracies in the history books.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Kuzon, Aang - Complete
Amnesia by Skiefyer reviews
Zuko gets amnesia and forgets everything about his life. The gang discover him and allow him to believe that they were friends. "If we're friends, then why did you tie me to a tree?" "...er...we didn't?"
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,681 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Zuko
Inspiration by bombalurima reviews
Where Mai picked up her knife-throwing...Lu Ten, little Zuko being cute, and a prissy Azula are all involved.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Mai, Lu Ten
Distractions by sharkflip reviews
Mai's training was impeccable, her powers of observation unrivaled, and her intellect the sharpest weapon in a vast arsenal. If anyone could protect the Fire Lord, she could – if only he would leave her in peace to do the job. Post-canon.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Mai, Zuko - Complete
Little Nothings by windlily reviews
Random drabblesque stories of varying genres, mostly humor, focused on Hitsugaya Toushirou which shall be sporadically updated at my own personal convenience.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/5/2007 - T. Hitsugaya
Avatar Aang: An Annotated Bibliography by The Big Rocky Eye reviews
How will the historians of the future see Aang and his friends? What books and stories will they write about them? Find out in the driest, most academic fanfic you'll ever read!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Aang
More Than Meets the Head Mounted Optical Sensors by Loopy777 reviews
Aangus Prime wages his battle to destroy the evil forces of the Firecons! This crossover between "Avatar: The Last Airbender" and "Transformers" is more than meets the eye, it's a parody in disguise! Collect them all!
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Optimus Prime, Aang, Azula - Complete
Soulborn by nyet khan reviews
Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Ichigo K.
Naruto by FastForward reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2720 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shrapnel by Lookinglass reviews
World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,959 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
officebending by incandescens reviews
If Sokka had access to Powerpoint, things might be very different. Or perhaps not.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Hyotei Gakuen Bag Check by riyaaanu reviews
Atobe demands to see what the regulars carry around in their bags! What horrors.. er.. wonders are waiting to be revealed? Last chapter up!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,099 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Sokka's Field Guide, I: Dealing With Women by Lady Flick reviews
ZUTARA. Sokka schools Zuko on the ladies. CH10: “UNDERPANTS!" COMPLETE! :D
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,352 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Answers by Nikkel reviews
Zuko's gaze hardened, eyes flickering with a most dangerous fire as he stooped down to his father's level. He had only one question in mind.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Zuko, Ozai - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Love Story by Yuki Scorpio reviews
After years of no contact, Gakuto goes back to Japan and finds that Yuushi has become a romance novelist.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,453 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Oshitari Y., Mukahi G. - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter Drabble Series by Pegasus reviews
A series of 300 words and less 'drabble' stories that I've written from prompts given over at the Sugar Quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 10,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007
Be A Realist by Loud-Little-Thing reviews
Of course, only Sai would be the one ballsy enough to outright ask. He wasn’t afraid of the answer, or rather Naruto’s reaction, like everyone else. oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Memento Mori by Lexie-H reviews
Separate vignettes. Join the Marauders, Lily, Tonks and a host of our dearly departed favourites as they stumble through a little thing called Death, which is not all it appears to be. DH Spoilers in later chapters. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,766 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 4/30/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Bad Touch by Sisco reviews
Yaoi. Kakashi and Iruka are on the hunt for the elusive Kyuubi Uzumaki. However, they find something better, which turns into something a little too steamy for our fine journalists.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Hotel Amefuto by Rasetsu reviews
Honestly she didn't understand the allure of Deimon Devilbats clubhouse that made it The Number One Spot for couples' activities... Hiruma x Mamori
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A. - Complete
Tears, Blood and Fluff Bunnies by MeeLee reviews
[COMPLETE] My KakaIru entries for the 55Themes LJ community. Some side pairings. ['Where the Heart Is' – Kakashi, Iruka, and the ties that bind them to their village and to each other.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Victory by ketchupblood reviews
Yukimura had known since the third grade that a boy named Sanada Genchirou had a crush on him. [Yukimura x Sanada]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,801 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Yukimura S., Sanada G. - Complete
Disaster: See also, Remus J Lupin, lovelife of by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,510 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Just Go Away Harry Potter by FairlightMuse reviews
DH Spoiled. An alternate chapter. For the Snape fans!Funny, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
No Outstanding Qualities by Kevyn reviews
It's Peter Pettigrew's last day at Hogwarts. He looks back on the last seven years with the Marauders and makes an important decision about the future. Deathly Hallows-compliant. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Peter P., Lucius M. - Complete
Ashes, Ashes by Mrs. James Norrington reviews
Strange that his last thoughts were of a muggle children's rhyme... MAJOR DH SPOILERS! PG for creepiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Old Soldiers by Moczo reviews
Urahara joins some old friends for a longstanding tradition. Post Soul Society arc, preArrancar.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Complete
Murder at the Haiku Club by Do Wop reviews
When Kyoshi is accused of the murder of Chin, Detective Sokka, Private Eye, is called in to investigate. AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sokka, Aang - Complete
You Might Think by CrazieDasie reviews
James uses Lily's belief that Remus and Sirius are in a romantic relationship to get her to go out with him whether it's true or not. SBRL...? Read to find out! Eventual JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,750 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
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OffBalance reviews
After angering a ghost, Teddy Lupin is sent back in time to meet people he never had the chance to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Teddy L.
HardBoiled reviews
When the mysterious Lee comes into her office with a case she can't refuse, world-weary detective Mai is sent into the seedy heart of Ba Sing Se, a world of deception and crime, in order to find the elusive Avatar. 1920s AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Mai, Zuko
The Misadventures of Fire Lord Zuko reviews
Being the Fire Lord should have ended Zuko's adventures, but as he's going to find out, being Fire Lord isn't easy. It only get's you in the weirdest predicaments possible.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Zuko
Pubescent reviews
Sokka tries to have a serious talk about growing up, but Aang is already an all-knowing century-old kid.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Aang, Sokka - Complete
The Spirit Brigade
PostBook3. When a masked rebel force threatens the peace of the Four Nations, it's up to our heroes to save the world. Too bad Sokka and Katara have been kidnapped, and chaos is about to rain down upon the unsuspecting gang. Crack-ish.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,900 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010
A Tennis Fairytale reviews
Once upon a time, a beautiful princess named Fujiko was kidnapped by the dastardly King Atobe, and it was up to Prince Tezuka and his loyal band of knights to save her and their kingdoms from evil. Crackfic
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Tezuka K., Fuji S.
Shinigami Days: Academy reviews
Before the war and the substitute, the shinigami had to have gone to school. A series of drabbles about random characters during their time in the Shinigami Academy, with all the insanity and hilarious moments included.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Stalker reviews
One day Mamori decides to follow Hiruma after school to find out where he does get all those weapons.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Headache reviews
It is known far and wide that Hitsugaya Toshirou gets immense headaches every single day. And it doesn’t seem like they will stop in the future. So what else is there for him to do than searching all of Soul Society for a cure?
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2007 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
After All reviews
Peter wakes up after dying. Many thoughts go through his head as he boards the train for the next destination. Some DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Peter P. - Complete