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Hey I'm just a crazy lady who has nothing better to do than stay in and read fanfics.
I worked on a cruise ship as a photographer. I've been to the Mediterranean, Norway, the Caribbean, Russia, Canaries and many more. I'm hoping to return as a retail crew member this year.
Name: I'm the girl your mother warned you about >:D
Age: 24 (birthday 29/02/92)
Gender: Female like most people on here xD
Location: Right behind you eating your cookies and MAKING CRUMBS!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! cough Told you I was crazy
Flames? They're perfectly fine as long as they are not insulting, have nothing to do with the fic and don't waste my time. For the people who do those kind of flames...get a life. No seriously. If you feel the need to do that sort of thing then I do not care. I just pity you. A lot. Also I've noticed that most of these people don't have stories of their own. That speaks for itself. There we go my rants over.
THE WAY WE JUDGE
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A. Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B. He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C. He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first... and the scroll below.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Makes a person think before judging
Ways to Freak out Your Roommate (From Sessha's Crazy)
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
Please post this if you think it is wrong!!
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
You Know your obsessed with Naruto when... (Ones like this I especially like)
-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.
List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!". (he stole the pocky! XD)
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CRAZED MESSED UP LUNATIC IF...
1. Your main hobby is scaring the crap out of strangers by staring at them psychotically
2. Whenever it gets too quiet you love breaking the silence by laughing, farting, or accusing someone of sexual harassment
3. Your fav pass time is collecting the snot from perfect strangers
4. You give weapons (like chainsaws and guns) names and treat them like they're your best friend
5. You air guitar to classical music (air guitar means when you pretend 2 play an electric guitar)
6. You thank people when they call you a screwed up freak who they never want to see again
7. Whenever someone says the word blood you smile at them and start laughing like you know something they don't
8. When you're in a computer lab you start typing franticly
9. Whenever you hear sirens you duck under anything available and scream 'THEY FOUND ME!'
10. You like singing at the top of your lungs baby songs so everyone can join in at 2:00 in the morning
11. You ask people if they hate it when they get peepee on their hands.
12. If someone asks you the question in number 11 you would answer of "course not, I just like it off my hands." and u would mean it.
13. When you smile at little children they start crying.
14. You talk to inanimate objects and they only talk back when your family/friends aren't there.
15. Your definition of love involves the words blood and gore.
16. You’re just reading this 2 get more ideas of what to do in your free time (Oh yes I am! good ideas *insane laughter*)
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
Say the words out loud.
1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah
MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.
Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey
If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
"Oh my god you're straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight too? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe you're straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. It'll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Your whole life!? No way."
"Don't piss me off. I'm close to leveling and you look like just enough XP"
my dad just walked in, asked me “what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?” and left...
person: what do you want to be when you grow up?
I don’t understand why when an actor/actress plays a gay character they are constantly asked if they are actually gay. I don’t see anyone playing a serial killer being asked if they are really a killer.
"Matt Damon, you voiced the character of Spirit in the film ‘Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron’, are you actually a horse?"
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
things me and my laptop have in common:
difficult to wake up from sleep
struggles to complete basic tasks
emits a shrill high whining sound when overheating
Currently broken and unable to function
covered in coffee
From 1 to America, How free are you tonight?
I'm America. I'm only free for the very attractive and the very wealthy.
somebody tell me to go to sleep
go to sleep
don’t tell me what to do
You think I am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i'm cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure
the fridge: there and back again
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me i'm not making your bed
this has to be one of the best responses I've ever gotten