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Joined 01-17-07, id: 1200960, Profile Updated: 06-29-13
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Why do they call me Bike? Well it could be because of my username (which leads to a certain little film called 'Reality Bites' taking the blame), or simply because I'm the fandom bicycle: every pairing gets a ride. Not that I have the free time or plot bunnies to write everything, but seriously, there's nothing I don't/won't ship.

I'm pretty damn eccentric. I'm a pierced-up, tattoo-loving, fashion-obsessed, flaily nerd that enjoys sci-fi, tea parties, and handmade things. I'll probably be in college until I'm fifty because I have the annoying habit of wanting to major in EVERYTHING EVER and classes are damn expensive, and I probably own waaay more bamboo plants than any twenty-something year old woman should.

Music shakes me, art breaks me, and nature makes me.

Want to be friends?


Contact Info:

Yahoo/Email: heeythatsmybike@yahoo.com
Livejournal: http://community.livejournal.com/heeyitsyourbike/ -- Where all my un-cut fics and NC-17 roam free.

Feel free to contact me at anytime about anything. I'm an open book, so be one too! Please try to understand though that my life is really crazy right now though so if things get too busy I may have to hide my computer from myself in order to be productive. Yes, I actually have to do that. I know.


FANART

Fanart. I ADORE fanart. Actually, being an art nerd, I adore any art.. but espeically fanart. Seriously, I start making these really weird noises of PURE JOY and smile for the rest of the day/night/my life so if something I write inspires you please don't hesitate to get that sucker down on paper/canvas/photoshop/whatever! And please send me the finished product since I will gush over it and love it forever!

Catgurl2004
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, N/A
Link: Naruto looking cute.

dollhouse_x
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, Chapter 1
Link: Sexy Sasuke in his leather outfit

ikuyona/PropelledJimmy
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, Chapter 2
Link: Sasuke wearing his Life Saver

Kimika
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, Chapter 1
Link: Sasuke smokin'

RejectedAndLoved
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, Chapter 2
Link: InoSaku holding on to each other

thepinkangel (my most amazing beta!! )
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, Chapter 3
Link: "OHNOEZ PSEUDO PR0N" (it only shows their heads though XD).

ursan-canine
Fic: Thunder Thighs
Link: He's not fat, just PHAT. :D

Youko-MJ/DarkFoxSS1
Fic: What Would Jesus Do?, All Chapters
Link: A group of Sasuke and Naruto pictures.

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Solar Winds by Morkhan reviews
The story of Avatar Kurt, Fire Prince Blaine, and the sparks between them that set the world alight. A fusion of Avatar: The Last Airbender with Glee. Multiple characters and pairings!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 75 - Words: 691,749 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Artie A., Finn H.
The Grand Collision by Satellites on Parade reviews
It's a grand collision, with heat and fright and fury, and Wally doesn't know why he ever thought it would be easy. Because the second he sees Tigress, it's like his ribs are being pulled apart.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Muse by The Eternity Dragon reviews
The person who had told him relationships were simple should taken out and shot as far as Sasuke was concerned. He'd never been so stressed in his life, it was like bringing order to chaos. NaruSasu Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,167 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
you made a slow disaster out of me by i-revel-in-chaos reviews
His mother used to sing about gallant knights, maidens with flowers in their hair, ferocious direwolves, summers that lasted decades, and everlasting love. But his mother never sang about a bastard bull and a highborn wolf.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,407 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Don't Go Without Me by Like A Dove reviews
Arya Stark, to her great displeasure, has come to the realization that Gendry Waters is the only person who might be able to break her. AU in which Arya and Gendry grow up together in Winterfell.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Arya S., Gendry - Complete
Fish Bird by The Eternity Dragon reviews
He had to somehow break the silence between then. 'I never meant to love you.' Sasuke said, 'I didn't want to, I never planned to.' 'Sasuke,' Naruto replied, 'you've ruined everything.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 167,155 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
You, Entire by meggannn reviews
Korra knows that the first time's never perfect and all that, but Mako wants to get this right.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Complete
The Free Fall by IronyRocks reviews
The journey of their first year in Republic City together, as seen through Mako's eyes. Mako X Korra
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,319 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
A Breeze Over the Edge of the World by meggannn reviews
Korra and Mako fight to keep each other alive when a battle with an equalist goes disastrously wrong. Trapped and injured, the Avatar finds herself forced to deal with her duties to the world, her friends, and herself, whether she's ready for them or not.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,482 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Complete
Eyes Turned Skywards by Bubblewrap Leech reviews
19. But, then again...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,258 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Lifetimes by Purple.Slippers.18 reviews
Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Korra - Complete
All this Waiting for Skies to Fall by monroeslittle reviews
"That's Katniss Everdeen," he says. "That's the Mockingjay's daughter, Peeta." AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,535 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 174 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Ghosts with Just Voices by monroeslittle reviews
"I have a secret for you," he says, his breath warm against her cheek. "The top floor," he whispers. "If you hurry, you might be able to stop it." AU. Katniss makes a deal with Snow that changes everything.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,814 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Adventure Time with Fionna, Cake, and Marshall Lee by MewLuna reviews
Marshall has unleashed spiders onto Aaa. Way to go Vampire King. Not just spiders- mutant spiders! Now it's up to Fionna, Cake & the delinquent vampire to stop them! Can they do it or will they get caught in a web of trouble, humor, and romance? FxM R&R!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,539 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
The Sun is Gonna Shine by monroeslittle reviews
"But whatever the reason, if you are pregnant, would it be so bad?" post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 201 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
If You Found Me at Last by monroeslittle reviews
If another person tells him who he is really supposed to be, he might tear his own ears off. post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,952 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 103 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Found by Bainaku reviews
Princess Bubblegum makes an unexpected discovery during a shopping trip that might just open doors she thought closed to her forever. Complete!
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,177 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
63: Routines by cali-chan reviews
Dr. Aurelius had encouraged her to develop routines. Routines were good. Routines could make her feel better. Post-Mockingjay, pre-epilogue.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,762 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Connection by Bainaku reviews
"Marceline's mouth opens, maybe to retort, maybe to laugh, maybe to tease, and the princess thinks oh, what a wonderful opportunity for field research!"
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Someday You Will Be Loved by Keitorin Asthore reviews
"Grilled Cheesus Part III": He's just too tired to take this anymore. Klaine. A series that fills in the massive gaps in season 2.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,918 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 1,384 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Five Loaves of Bread: Dark Toast by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
How Katniss and Peeta fell in love without the Reaping: in a Panem dictated by a violent Peace instead of twisted Games, Katniss and Peeta Mellark try to piece their lives together as they watch another girl catch fire.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,239 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 303 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Thousand Summers by Resolve reviews
"I swear Finn, you're never gonna grow up." Jake would laugh, and then dog-pile Finn to give him a wet-willie. And as Finn catches Jake in a headlock, he replies the same way he always does. "Growin' up is for suckers!"
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Finn, Jake - Complete
A Tale of Birds by Trunks lil' sis reviews
In many ways, the ones that mattered the most, Pavarotti ended up being Kurt's greatest confidant. Kurt wasn't sure what that said about him. And Blaine, he was just worried.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Deconstruct by skrybble reviews
It's what this girl has done to him. /"'God, Rider, you're a fricking hero now. I've never seen a worse criminal in my life.' Well, maybe, Flynn mused, surprising himself, he was better cut out for this true love thing than he thought."/ Rider x Rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
A Thoroughly Average Boy by poetikat reviews
For theauthor2010's Glee Angst Meme prompt: Five secrets aside from the BIG one that Dave Karofsky holds. Now with a happy epilogue, because I can't do tragic endings. possibly triggery description of a suicide attempt and suicidal thoughts
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2010 - D. Karofsky - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by broadwaypants reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 114 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Condolences by DumbHumanLikeYou reviews
The recent LGBT suicides have always been in the back of their minds. When one rocks Ohio, Kurt finds himself being the strong one, giving Blaine a shoulder to cry on. Klaine as an established relationship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Already Gone by Claratrix LeChatham reviews
The rebellion is almost as painful for the children born in it's aftermath. What the sons and daughters know, and what they don't. The generation gap is not entirely insurmountable. Post Mockingjay. Because the epilogue didn't quite cut it. Spoiler alert.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The Last Hero by Skittles001 reviews
Final Chapter up.I can't believe it's over. Panem is at a standstill, as the screens flicker on in each district. They only ever run during the Games. The Games may be over, but the war has begun.Please R&R and let me know what you think of the ending.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,341 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Philia by shouvley reviews
Peeta Mellark has two brothers, Arend and Tristan. Arend is too old to volunteer to take his place. Tristan is too scared. Terror from Tristan's point of view. Rated T for swearing. Winner of District 13 Missing Moments Contest. Link inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Fire Red, Burning Blue by BlackOpal reviews
"You can do it," Gale whispers. "Shoot him." "Yes Katniss," Snow says, ruining my concentration. "Shoot me. Shoot me... and Peeta dies." Post CF.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Firestarter by MoonNRoses reviews
Post CF. Katniss wakes up to a not-so-simple truth: District 12 is gone, there is a rebellion, and she's the poster child. Peeta is captured, Gale is dogging her steps, and people need her. She will risk everything, again, to make sure they survive.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,257 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
At the Center of Everything by cupcaked reviews
Naruto thinks he is falling in love and Sasuke knows he is falling apart. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Christmas Spirit by Delicious Poundcake reviews
A Christmas Carol-style parody. Gary Smith goes on a supernatural adventure and learns the TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS. Well, er... kind of.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Gary S. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by Aishuu reviews
An alternate universe. L and Raito meet under different circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,989 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Light Y., L
Control by Zxel reviews
He’s all right with pretending. He’s been pretending for a year that he and Gary are still friends, after all. Gary/Petey, no happy ending.
Bully - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Shiny Happy Psychos by Like.A.Puppet.Only.Dumber reviews
Gary is alone in Happy Volts, passing the time by inflicting mental anguish on his fellow patients - but then Pete Kowalski makes an unexpected appearance, bringing with him a world of bribery and scandal.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 71,970 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Five Therapists Gary Made Quit by hijklmnop reviews
...And One He Didn't. With a bump like Dr. Marjorie Giust has hidden under her cerulean pullover, she has to be pregnant or self-conscious. M for some disturbing themes
Bully - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Gary S. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2642 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where is God? by Robin Maxwell reviews
High school relationships suck... especially when you're gay, have a homophobic family, and attend a Catholic school. NaruSasNaru other MxM, FxF
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,480 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 9/28/2006
Attraction by gelfling reviews
SasuNaru, NaruGaara, slight KakaSasu, yaoi. Naruto embraces his demonic roots, and Sasuke's his 1 enemy and dream. Blood, DARK, angst, lime, non-fluff introspective. And a bag of chips. Push something too hard, and it will break or bite back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,219 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/11/2003
Pavlov by Faith Harris reviews
Jimmy starts making regular visits to Happy Volts to keep an eye on Gary. He really wishes he hadn't. Note: Rating is for later chapters
Bully - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,067 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008
Just the Girl by Dungeonwriter reviews
Zuko finds help from a very unlikely source. Who knew a blind earthbender, a banished Prince and a retired general could take on the world? This chapter: The end and the beginning!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,765 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
All Her Fault by leafygirl reviews
For the Kakasaku Anti-Fic fanfic contest at the Kakasaku FC at narutoforums. Sakura causes some trouble for Kakashi and tries to help him out in her own unique way. Kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 181 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
And Who by The Eternity Dragon reviews
Sasuke-a sucessful corporate lawyer about to be presented with the one thing he cannot cope with: Time Off. As if it isn't bad enough that Naruto has turned his life upside down, worst of all Sasuke just might be in love with him. NaruSasu Lemon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,330 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Avoiding the Issue by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
In which Sasuke has issues and no one else is surprised. Except maybe Naruto. (NaruSasu)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 9/11/2004
Ten Facts About Team Yamato by Lisse reviews
On paper, their team doesn't exist.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5216 - Favs: 4,472 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Minato, In Love by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kushina Uzumaki is insane.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 95 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
In Love And War by Lyralocke reviews
Kataang. Katara needs to know what happened to Aang while he was at the Eastern Air Temple, so she leaves the Fire Nation on her own to visit the guru. But she may be in for a great deal more than just answers when she arrives.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,278 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Aang, Katara - Complete
A Feminist Theory Interpretation of Nail Polish by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot. Slight NaruSasu, post timeskip] Sakura thinks aloud and Naruto’s amused. Sasuke isn’t.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twentythirds by Erisabesu reviews
When one ritual dies, another is born. [SasuNaruSasu] Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Shoot Your Mouth Off by Jukebox Hound reviews
[NaruSasu. Post timeskip.] How Naruto wondered about Sasuke’s sex life, how Sasuke figured out he might have manfeelings for Naruto, and then how Sasuke kicked Naruto in the face. Again.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Madame d'Aulnoy by fool.0 reviews
There is a man trying to fit a glass shoe three sizes too small on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Odd Ones Out by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about Team Hebi. Manga spoilers and blatant speculation, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Roanoke by Lacey52 reviews
A town settled twice in the early adventures to colonize the Americas. The first one failed, the people left, and it made a small note in history. The second just disappeared into thin air, and several hundreds of years later so does someone else. SxD
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,637 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Silence is Golden by desolate butterfly reviews
[yuri, InoTema] 'If Ino was going to break things off between them, she could at least do it looking strong and brash and heartless, not all small and vulnerable...'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Ino Y., Temari - Complete
after a while by arabesque05 reviews
[Team Seven][Oneshot] 'So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.' Sakura and fairy tales, and memories and faith and angst, except when it's not.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 3,651 - Follows: 364 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 332 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Papa Sun by Lisse reviews
Two prisoners, one wall, and a lifetime's worth of awkward.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
sexy ugly by Quillslinger reviews
Sakura needs to branch out. Anko has it going on. Anko/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Sakura H., Anko M. - Complete
Who Died and Made You Lolita? by Quillslinger reviews
Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3741 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Big Brother by SwordSwallower17 reviews
On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Sheryl Hoover helps her son with a project.
Little Miss Sunshine - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Everyone's Got Secrets by Erisabesu reviews
Ch.15 “Answering questions isn’t part of the deal,” Ibiki thumped a scroll into Sasuke’s waiting hand. “But I congratulate you on your information gathering abilities.” [SasuNaruSasu, KakaIruKaka] Romance, Humor, Action, Drama, Yaoi, Oh My.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 230,883 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Best Man: Part I of the Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
Naruto agrees to be Best Man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Running Blind by Dejah Thoris of Mars reviews
Crossover with CSI. Something supernatural is killing people in Las Vegas... and it all seems to lead back to a fifteenyearold runaway named Danny Fenton.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,332 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 211 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parallels by QuestofDreams reviews
NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,819 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 10/17/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living with Strangers by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Naruto makes himself at home and it sucks to be Kakashi. [Implied NarutoSasuke. Sequel to Avoiding the Issue]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke the Asexual by S Girlie reviews
Sasuke always thought he was Asexual... until he found Naruto in a compromising position sasunaru yaoi oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 106 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 3,679 - Follows: 572 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2582 - Favs: 3,077 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
A Lark by Diamonte-saber reviews
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. In a rage, Clementine goes to Lacuna to erase Joel forever.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2005
Equilibrium by Chevira Lowe reviews
History doesn't repeat itself as a punishment [SakuraxKakashi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/17/2005
Chess, Chips and Flowergirls by Chevira Lowe reviews
Team Ten doesn’t come home one night. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
Ghosts by Ninjacat reviews
In a life after Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura pick up the pieces and salvage a life without him. Written five years ago; a very grim What-If tale.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
Speaking to Silence by Azamiko reviews
Naruto doesn't cry; he talks.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005
Great Heights by Ninjacat reviews
Uchiha Mikoto on raising the son that will be her killer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/16/2005
e c l i p s e by Chevira Lowe reviews
SasuSaku, in a very different and probably disturbing light. The world cannot stand still, life goes on, and vengeance becomes one single cruel circle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/12/2005
Damaetas by pellaz reviews
SasuNaru. Set postseries. Orochimaru has taken Sasuke's body, and Naruto hunts him while dealing with such obstacles as training his first genin team.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,235 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 4,607 - Follows: 510 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 123 - Published: 2/17/2004
Vignette by gelfling reviews
SasuNaru yaoi. Sasuke dreams back to the days when his life was perfect, and awakes to find that in some ways, it still is. From Naruto's POV, much swearing and anger. Some humor and angst added now
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/21/2003 - Published: 6/27/2003
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Sword Collector reviews
In which Juugo realizes that Suigetsu's hobby has a double-meaning and Karin fumes. Implied SuiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
What Would Jesus Do? reviews
After coming out of the closet, Naruto's parents decide to send him to a conversion therapy camp. Now it's up to him to discover himself, his sexuality, and where his convictions really lie. SasuNaru. AU. **INDEFINITE HIATUS**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,610 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Requiem reviews
He hated it when they did this. But he hated it even more when they didn’t, because either way, Sasuke wasn’t the one in control of his mind anymore. SasuNaru if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thunder Thighs reviews
Sasuke and Kabuto have had one too many late movie nights... Implied SasuNaruSasu and OroKabu, but it's easily ignored.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
All According to Plan reviews
Sasuke always had a plan B. Well... almost always. NaruSasu. ***DISCONTINUED***
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.