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Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Galactik Football, Parodies and Spoofs, Horton Hears a Who, and Misc. Plays/Musicals.

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Name: Maria-anna

Age: 19

Gender: female

Location: desert

Likes:

Anime, manga, KPOP, CPOP, JPOP, any kind of music. Super Junior (& sub groups), dorks, MBLAQ, DBSK/TVXQ, SHINee, BEAST/B2ST, 2PM, 2AM, BIG BANG, Lots more music. Maximum ride, Harry Potter, Horton hears a who, My fair lady, many more movies. And of course, my boyfriend!

And much more to be added at a later date.

Dislikes:

preps, pink, spinach, people who like things that i hate, people who torture animals,

Likes to:

read(internet), write, listen to music, poetry, draw, internet in general, procrastinate(sp?)

Random:

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who am I killing babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

I feel pride knowing that my boyfriend actually does most of this stuff. :3

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

if you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile...

if you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vis/versa, copy and paste this into your profile...

if you have ever spent hours searching your entire house for the remote, rather than just getting up and changing the channel, copy and paste this into your profile...

if you are in love with one or more lead singers in a band, copy and paste this into your profile...

if you have ever tried to come up with your own "copy and paste this stuff" then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name please: yumiXjaganshi

if you have ever run straight into a wall/door and blamed said wall/door for hitting you, copy and past this into your profile

if you are sick and tired of the stupid war in iraq or where ever it may be by the time you read this, copy and paste this into your profile and please add your name too: yumiXjaganshi

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, Singing Tree
kiki144327, kiki1592,yumiXjaganshi

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, bright black stars, StormDragon666, Sasuke's 2 Child Sayuri Uchiha, silver cherryblossom BrightRubyEyes, Crazii Kimmy Girl, Angelz on edge, HermioneGranger1993, Singing Tree,
kiki144327, yumiXjaganshi

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

25 reasons i owe my mother

1) My mother taught me to apprieciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)

2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)

3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week)

4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, thats why)

5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your neck you can't come to the store with me)

6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)

7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)

8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)

9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)

10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)

11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0

12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I i've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate)

13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)

14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)

15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)

16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)

17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)

18)My mother taught me about recieving (Your going to get it when we get home)

19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)

20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)

21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father)

22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)

23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)

24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand)

25) My mother taught me about REVENGE (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you think those stupid kids shoud just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa puff Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile.

-If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. (i actually have 4 and a half...we're renovating...)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparrowflight, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Ceata AliceandJasper4ever, BeautifulInsanity13. kiki1592, yumiXjaganshi

If you want to know what the COCA is, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or The O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall b4, put this in ur profile.

If you've ever been called weird because you typed OMC instead of OMG copy and paste this into your profile(i typed p,h...>.

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. At my school, we can go out for lunch, even in the rain. It's really fun. Totally suggest trying it sometime. We stole the entire schools supply of number 2 pencils, so they had to delay the standardized testing! BOUYA!! If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If keyboards hate you copy this onto your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now more scared of dentists then ever by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

I like cooking eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

Wierd is good. Normal is boring. Beind so normal its wierd is creepy. Being so wierd its normal is cool. Warning people that you are a complete freak when you first meen them, that my friends, is called being sqee. Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are Squee, copy and paste this onto your proflie.

If you get pissed from having your mother saying "I'm SO fat!" Every day, ( If she says it ONE MORE TIME...) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your laugh sounds like a chipmonk hippicuping in rapid-fire succession, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have to shove to fit all your books - and I don't mean the assigned ones - in your backpack, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you e-mailed sombody, and they thought you were EMO because of the e-mail, then met you and couldn't believe you wrote the e-mail, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to kill Sam and the red haired wonder, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( If you didnt get that, read Maximum Ride)

If you were scared of the dark before reading Maximum Ride, and now love black-outs and eclipses, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love the darkness, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your reading fanfics when your supost to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you say a word in your head until it sounds wierd, stop thinking about it, and start thinking about how hot Fang is, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your favorite color was not black before reading Maximum Ride, and now it is, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile. (They don't say it, but I'm sure they're thinking it!)

If you think Fang is hot, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile

A black man was talking to a white man and said, "I'm black. When I was born, I was black. When I grew up, I was black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I go in the sun, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I die, I'll still be black. But you: When you were born, you were pink. When you grew up, you were white. When you're sick, you're green. When you go in the sun, you're red. When you're cold, you're blue. When you die, you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored." Oh, God, racism TOTALLY sucks; I love the book To Kill A Mockingbird

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

35 Things to do when your in Walmart! -UPDATED-

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, go!"

16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one.

17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs.

19. Start a fish-stick fight.

20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended.

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The British are coming!"

22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner."

24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store.

25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines.

26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section.

27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..."

28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride)

29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught.

30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket.

31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs.

32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts.

33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section.

35. See if you can remove the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid.

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

Tidbits on life (which sux)

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after I found it?

Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.

When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.

You don't die of a broken heart... you only wish you did.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

One day, you will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!"

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better!" but best friends will prank call him saying "You will die in seven days!"

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"

I called your boyfriend "gay" and he hit me with his purse!

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

my favorite word is sarcasm.

I'm the kinda girl who gets fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws.

I'm the kinda girl who does c.p.r on a goldfish because it was drowning

I'm the kinda girl who will try to climb a cactus

I'm the kinda girl who lets the hobos use her chapstick

I'm the kinda girl who spends hours trying to slam a revolving door (I once tried to do that, it was fun. People stared at me though)

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

"Everything is going to change now, isn't it?" yep, pretty much and they say there are no such things as stupid questions god Hermione can be an idiot

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed-Im not a can.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Duct tape is like the force: both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all goth again

Why are all the good guys only real in books? coughh edwardfang cough

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Lets try to spell our names with our noses! Add your name to the list when your done. Kaia-SO close!,yumixjaganshi (i cant do caps though)

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

Suck it up and get on with your life.

If at first you dont succeed, stop trying and seek counselling. If that doesn't work, kill your counsellor and just go do it for heaven's sakes.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I'm TEXAN, so i MUST be a cowboy/girl
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

SERIOUSLY READ THIS:

In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Dan worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Dan stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Dan never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Dan was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Dan and his son Dan Jr. were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Dan, lifted its front foot off the ground, and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Dan couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Dan summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Dan's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant.


1994!! Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

Funky Quotes:

"But why is the rum gone?" Captain Jack Sparrow

"guy # 1: dos you duug bait? (does your dog bite) guy # 2: new (no) dog: arawr rar bites guy#1 guy # 1: I thaought you sayed you duug dosent bait! (i thought you said your dog doesnt bite) guy # 2: zat iz no meh duug. (that is not my dog)" Original Pink Panther Movie

"bleed just to know your alive." goo goo dolls

"i meant what i said and i said what i meant, and an elephant is faithful 100 percent" horton from horton hears a who

"let me tell somsing to ju!" ramon from happy feet

"candy mountain charlie!" the pink and blue unicorns from charlie the unicorn

"i dont give a dern 'bout what other people think, what do you think about that?" what do you think about that (a song whos artists name escapes me)

"Better to be pissed off than to be pissed on." that grumpy old grandpa of mine. _ ya just gotta love him.

"ya like tuh-mater with out the tuh!" mater from cars

"problems arose, unsued, were overcome." captain jack sparrow (i love him!)

"cuz dat waz sum funked up chicken liver pickles," me...i know im weird

"hey pinky, i want fried chicken!" me (its my firends name...no joke)

Dane Cook Section

"i wanted to do a b & e"

"BRAIN NINJA!"

"he was so snarky"

"SUPAH FINGAH!"

"christ chez. its a miricle in a bowl."

Jeff Dunham

"joseeeee de jalapeno!! on a steeeeek!"

walter: "i had an argument with my wife. she rolled out of bed hoped on her menstral cyle and ran my ass over."

achmed the dead terrorist: "silence! i keel you!"

peanut to jeff with a lisp: "oh you are sso cute"

"guitar guy!!" (i love him!)

why do you laugh when you hit your "funny" bone?(cuz i just did that)

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Freind: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

see, we need friends and best friends.

...I'm just bored...

i'll try to find more later...

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. At my school, we can go out for lunch, even in the rain. It's really fun. Totally suggest trying it sometime. We stole the entire schools supply of number 2 pencils, so they had to delay the standardized testing! BOUYA!! If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If keyboards hate you copy this onto your profile!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now more scared of dentists then ever by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

I like cooking eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

Wierd is good. Normal is boring. Beind so normal its wierd is creepy. Being so wierd its normal is cool. Warning people that you are a complete freak when you first meen them, that my friends, is called being sqee. Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are Squee, copy and paste this onto your proflie.

If you get pissed from having your mother saying "I'm SO fat!" Every day, ( If she says it ONE MORE TIME...) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your laugh sounds like a chipmonk hippicuping in rapid-fire succession, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have to shove to fit all your books - and I don't mean the assigned ones - in your backpack, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you e-mailed sombody, and they thought you were EMO because of the e-mail, then met you and couldn't believe you wrote the e-mail, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to kill Sam and the red haired wonder, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( If you didnt get that, read Maximum Ride)

If you were scared of the dark before reading Maximum Ride, and now love black-outs and eclipses, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love the darkness, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your reading fanfics when your supost to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you say a word in your head until it sounds wierd, stop thinking about it, and start thinking about how hot Fang is, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your favorite color was not black before reading Maximum Ride, and now it is, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (I think I've been on for three hours now...)

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this onto your profile. (They don't say it, but I'm sure they're thinking it!)

If you think Fang is hot, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this in your profile

If you have ever lost someone dear to you, and they have inspired you to write songs/stories/poems, copy and paste this in your profile...


Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. (Warning: I thought this was very sad)

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

I cried when I read the 2 poems above! So post these on your profile if you cried (or wanted to) when you read them.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Fang = 98 percent human, 2 percent bird, 100 percent hott!

If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you know how to spell and always remember the names of authors that you read over a year ago and haven't read since, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely CANNOT live without one or all of these books series (Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Twilight), copy and paste this into your profile!

SUPER JUNIOR LOVERS UNITE! ELF!

and finally we reach the end of my profile...damn thats alot of crap i just posted...

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Dangerous Skills by older-love reviews
Robin/OC: Robin immediately falls for a girl working for Slade. But when the Titans finally catch her, can they convince her to turn good and help them take down Slade? Better than it sounds. First time posting. Not sure where its going. M for later.
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Young Blood by Sage Londyn reviews
Stiles has had a crush on Scarlett for as long as he can remember. Being one of the most popular girls at school, she's never paid him any attention. But after seeing Scott get attacked in the woods, she starts talking to them. Soon they begin to think she knows a lot more than she's been letting on and she didn't expect to grow close to Stiles in the midst of everything. Stiles/OC
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Wall Flower by YumKiwiDelicious reviews
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Secrets by InfiniteZone reviews
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Fur and Feathers by elizaye reviews
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Fury by Emagen Laile reviews
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"Yes, I'm his man. And Britt, is my woman." Britt/Kato
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Empire State of Mind by sparrowed reviews
Castiel makes a friend in New York City. And like many New York sitcoms, this is a story about nothing. Castiel/OC.
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Hello, Handsome by BornAverage reviews
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A Very Potter Parody by MaskedxKunoichi reviews
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During his Freshman year in High School, Jojo gets stuck in "Group Therapy", to try and get him to talk. And of course he just has to get stuck with the sarcastic, easily angered, and cold hearted Who.
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Falling Feathers by Raven-Fly Away reviews
This is the story of Raven, who is taken at the age of 10 to start her new life as a human/avian hybrid. Flows into MR3.Fang/OC. Please read and review. Hope you like it. First fanfic please be nice!
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The Foreign PlayThing by Raine44354 reviews
The Breakfast Club, with another player. See how Aleksandra Kale wiggles her way into the hearts of the club members; especially a certain "criminal". Andy/Allison; Claire/Brian; and John/OC.
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True Home by warwitch-18ca reviews
Liane, second daughter of Elrond is raised in middle earth, she returns to her true home to fulfill her destiny. But the way is fraught with obstacles, love, lust, betrayal and mystery. LegolasOC. Read, Reveiw and Enjoy!
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Unseen by Experimental Madness reviews
Rebecca Tanner had always been in love with her master, Sir Guy of Gisborne. Her feelings were hardly a secret; everyone knew. Everyone, that is, save for Guy.
Robin Hood BBC - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 115,368 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Guy of Gisborne
Kisses: Yoite by XxXSpazasticXxX reviews
Yoite is tired of a life of solitude, and Amaya has never experienced it. She hates seeing Yoite like that and wants to show him something new. YoiteXOC.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Yoite - Complete
Circumstantial Consequence by Tarantella reviews
Somber Resplendence Sequel:: After a bloody betrayal, Alycie and Murtagh are taken captive by the traitors. They struggle to survive as they are dragged across the Hadarac to Urû'baen. But the desert holds more than just sand this time. MurtaghOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,938 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
Malfoy and the Mudblood by Jessica Lynne Greenleaf reviews
This story does not follow years six and seven, and slight alterations to previous years. A fourth member of the Golden troop Harry, Ron, and Hermione starts off sixth year be partnered with Draco for a project. Will she survive? Please Review! Draco/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 214,988 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Eyes of Jade by Lost and Never Found reviews
She was odd, even by her world's standards. But the mind behind those startling jade eyes was exactly what Alagaesia needed. And it was exactly what they needed. MurtaghOC, ThornOC, AryaEragon briefly . Slight AU, things happened differently after Eldest
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,359 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Murtagh - Complete
No name, cracky 2Min oneshot SHINee by Mitsukai Tacchi reviews
“Alright, what’s going on?” I asked, cringing when Jinki slid to the floor with a loud groan. “Close the door.” Kibum hissed, his eyes twinkling with what I could only describe as pure, utter insanity. Kibum is curious about Taemin's...body.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
His last wish by Fallingintonothing reviews
Fang is dying after trying to save Max. After three months of pain, its time to say goodbye. Or thats what they think--
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,683 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008
Never Gonna Be Alone by FantasyWorldMiny reviews
Jim and Anya were the best of friends, since birth. They dreamed of finding Flint's trove as children, but could never have imagined the adventure they'd go through when a strange salamander crash lands at the Benbow Inn. Jim/OC
Treasure Planet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,026 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Heart of Darkness by oleandera reviews
A fic that takes place after Sinedd loses his ability to use his beloved smog and turns ill. Artegor is healed by Dame Simbai and her medical attentions, but will Aarch and Artegor be able to locate Sinedd in time to save him from an horrible death?
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Sinedd
Have Things Gone Right or Wrong? Part 1 by Lila Caffee reviews
A new elf arrives at the North Pole. Will she develop a relationship with Bernard? Is she more trouble than she's worth? How are the other elves going to react? Will Judy become jealous? Am I crazy? Yes to that question. BernardOC Curtis? Judy? No Flames!
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
Silent Angelic Heart by Mistress of the Arts reviews
1st Person. Haruhi was my childhood friend, my soul sister, and the one there for me when my parents left. She's back in my life and she brings people who change me. Hikaru's supposed to be a devil yet has the heart of an angel... and I love him. HikaruOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,696 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Hikaru H. - Complete
My My MicroIce! by Princessdarkfairy reviews
Sinedd is on Planet Akillian, Micro-Ice has just returned from Genisis, a masquerade ball and love? Poor Micro-Ice, can he handle it? It's a oneshot!
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Recast by kmsparklin reviews
The Santa Clause A new addition to the population of the North Pole will change Bernards outlook. Will he finally push aside his self loathing, and find himself. BernardOC EPILOGUE UP!
The Santa Clause - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,233 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Complete
Always be by mydeadlylover reviews
L's Wammy days. He met a new girl, babysits chibi Near, Mello and Matt and made a promise. L/OC it's now complete
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,064 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - L - Complete
Heat Miser by pink champagne218 reviews
Evelyn never thought being saved by a hero would change her life. She's about to learn how wrong she was. Set after the movie. WarrenOC
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,089 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
MY HAT by truth filled lies reviews
my hat..." "my hat..." " I WANT THE HAT." -grabs and runs- this story is a product of two much sugar. More chapters are a mabye...have fun and beware of spaz. This is also the most poorly edited Gramaticaly wrong Fic. we were to lazy
Black Blood Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Horton Hears A Who: JoJo's New Friend by NOOOOOOOO reviews
A new Who moves into Whoville. But, isn't that kind of impossible? And to make things stranger, this girl has no mother nor a father. But, now JoJo's taking it upon himself to figure out who this girl is and where she came from!
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Will and Determination by BlackBelt reviews
Original Character: A foreign exchange student from America has come to Japan and has brought all her attitude and quirkiness with her. Lets just hope the Rekai Tantei can handle her. . . Especially when she finds out their secret! COMPLETE!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 121,850 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Hiei - Complete
Goddess must hate me! by bloodstainedlove reviews
Four teenage girls find themselves in Naruto World. They seem normal... but are really quite crazy. Will Konoha decide to keep them and how will the Sasuke Fan Club feel about the new compation? ItachiOc SasukeOc KisameOc GaraaOc Stupid
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,169 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
All's Fair in Love, War, and Pranks by TheLovelyNatalieRose reviews
Fred and George had always been the Kings of Pranks, but will their crowns be taken away when 2 girls challenge them to the ultimate prank war? But what happens when, you guessed it, love comes into the picture? FredOC GeorgeOC If you hate OCs, don't read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,309 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/29/2006 - George W.
The Doctor's Daughter by sazzy1234 reviews
What if The Doctor had a Daughter with him on his adventures? Follow the adventures of one short time lady.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 107,449 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 5/15/2006
Angel in Devil's Clothing by Maeka Jagen reviews
Draco Malfoy.. is Mr. Bad boy.. or is he? can he really be capable of true love? will he allow himself to truly love someone other than himself? DracoOC.. Harry Potter belongs to JK Rowling.. not mine..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Draco M., OC
To Change a Dream by werewolf26 reviews
this is the sequel of To Change a Life. RenxOC. All the gang goes to america, mariana´s fellings grow but ren is clueless, what is she going to do about it?
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,393 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Ren T.
Somber Resplendence by Tarantella reviews
A slave is forced to flee her home in Dras Leona after a horrible event occurs. As she joins a traveling group of what seem to be outlaws for the sake of survival, she finds that they are destined for something far greater. MurtaghOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,306 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
Tell me you love me by black-matter-phoenix reviews
Galactik Football D'JokXMicroIce,SineddXMircoIce.Lemon,yaoi.MicroIce finds he's starting to feel more then friendship towards D'Jok, while the red head just ignores him. Taking off from him, he finds himself with none other then Sinedd who takes him in fo
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2006
Romeo and the New Girl by ClInIcAlLyInSaNeChIcK reviews
It came to me in a dream. JK. No I just felt like it. I liked Shakespears story so much that I decided to write a story on it. It's a DannyxOC. I just fixed the last chappie so READ!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Faith of the Phoenix by GothicAngel17 reviews
DracoOC. Spies, lies, lust and love. The world of our heros is turned upside down after arrival of new girl. Post-OOTP. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Draco M.
Living in grey by GothicAngel17 reviews
Hermione harms herself after two incidents. She thinks differently about Harry's heroism and someone watches her... (First fic plz be kind + review :) )
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Hermione G.
How Ever Will She Live Without Me! by Hermione 2000 reviews
This is the sequel to 'Falling'. Will Draco Malfoy's father find out who landed him a cell in Azkaban? Blooming romance, DracoOC. As in 'Falling', Draco is OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2002 - Published: 1/10/2002 - Draco M.
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Beautiful Disaster reviews
I never wanted to move back to England. Hogwarts wasn't exactly my top choice of schools. I loved my life before, but apparently my mother thinks someone is trying to kill me or something. I don't know. I guess I'll have to wait and see...Dracooc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Draco M., OC
The Violin and The Flute reviews
Super Junior M is sent on vacation with another band. With no fans around and four girls how will the boys survive? Mainly Henry/oc with kyuhyun/oc ryeowook/oc and siwon/oc. Henry needed an oc story.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,861 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010
Jojo and The Tsunami reviews
3 years since Horton was 1st heard.3 years since Jojo was named the hero of Whoville.3 years since Jojo first spoke…and 3 years since he spoke again.can a girl change that?this girl is hidding somthing.can jojo be her hero, or is the hero lost. jojooc.
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,826 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
Lithiumice reviews
Riff is new to Akillian. or is she? she seems to know alot about the planet and its people, but then agian, she is a very strange girl. wonder what's under her hat she keeps pulling down...first Gf story. Micro-ice/oc not sinedd, but he is important!
Galactik Football - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008
Listen to your heart reviews
This is a song fic that I wrote while feeling emo, depressed, and very love-sick. if you dont like it, its ok. But i really love this song. it just fits who i am and how my live has gone...and how it hasnt....please read and tell me what you think...thank
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete