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I'd like to clear a little something up. Since I can't send a message to all users of Fanfiction.net, sending this to all those who happen upon my profile will have to do.

Here is a little lesson in English grammar:

The past tense of the verb "to drag" is "dragged." It is not "drug." The noun "drug" and the verb "to drug" both refer to either medication, or an often illegal substance taken for its behaviour- and perception-altering effects. The verb refers to the act of giving someone else a drug.

Examples:

I dragged the chair across the room.

He was addicted to drugs.

Oh my God, some guy just tried to drug me!

I thought I'd clear up any confusion about that, because if one more person writes some crap like "He drug the body across the floor," I am gonna go Godzilla on their ass. Are we clear?

I thought so.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23752 - Favs: 13,397 - Follows: 12,307 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
Thirteen-year-old Harry is forced into the body of another Harry in an alternate world, where Snape adopted him years ago. A strange new Snape is enraged to find that his son has been replaced by a stranger. Harry must find a way to survive, and search for a way home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,184 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2262 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Away in a Manger by Snapegirlkmf reviews
On Christmas Eve, an unwanted child is left in a manger and found by a young Potions Master, changing both their lives forever. AU, implied child abuse, neglect, Sev raises Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,365 - Reviews: 2032 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Border Sauce Communication by lilyleia78 reviews
House buys Wilson lunch, but naturally he has an ulterior motive. Assumes established relationship, but no spoilers. Fluffy slash. New Chapter Two! *Order has been corrected to be chronological to the series
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 3/12/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson
The Princess of Gryffindor by Aurette reviews
No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER A MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 10391 - Favs: 5,297 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Safe Harbor by Aurette reviews
#3 of the 'Safe' series sees our beloved characters in the midst of the Final Battle. Will they both survive? Will they tell each other how they feel? Will Severus Drop Trou? We finally earn our 'M' rating! Many Canon facts were killed. sry. not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
To Walk a Narrow Path by Dragongirl16 reviews
The sequel to Faith. Every action has a reaction and not all of them are good. HD slash, post book 4 AU HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 220,755 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Second Chance by etherian reviews
Voldemort is dead, and so are quite a few others. Harry's back at the Dursleys & depressed. A potion changed everything. Snape adopts Harry. Canon more or less up to the end of GoF, after that AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Arms of A Dark Angel by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Neglected by his caregivers, little Harry would not have survived were it not for the mysterious dark angel who helped him. Harry never knew his name, until he went to Hogwarts and discovered a certain professor bore a remarkable resemblence to his savior
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 232,468 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Encounter with a Squid by hestiaA1 reviews
Very AU! Harry as a 6 year old, Snape with a gooey center! Harry is caught foolishly trying to explore Hogwarts' lake, and Snape must bring himself to discipline the boy. Contains very mild corporal punishment. 1 prequel, 1 sequel now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Consequences of the Truth by Seal1 reviews
This is a response to the Severitus challenge. It was published previously under the same name, but that version has been yanked, and I have rewritten many things that didn't work well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 106,144 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
True Confessions by Bratling reviews
An answer to Potions and Snitches' Abused Harry challenge and Severitus's challenge. Secrets are sometimes meant to be shared, and sharing those secrets can sometimes change lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,322 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
In The Mouth of Madness by DIY Sheep reviews
There are things out there and they want you... Weird creepy rehab story. Horror, House and Wilson strong friendship with surprises. Cuddy, Steve and the kids say hi though. But be warned. It is scary scary stuff.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,734 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House
Broken Dreams by shadowarwen reviews
Harry's routine letters stop coming. The Order is too concerned with a development in the Department of Mysteries to notice. What happens when they finally do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,334 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Janus by Harmony Bites reviews
As Snape proves twice over, appearances can be deceiving, and handsome is as handsome does. HGSS, HBP Spoilers. Each chapter segment is 500 words exactly, and alternate between universes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Restoring Faith by Lyon's Own reviews
Harry sends Draco away for his own good only to realise he's made the biggest mistake of his life. When they meet again will Draco place his faith in their love again? WARNINGS: HD SLASH, MPREG, FLUFF, NO HBP COMPLETE! EPILOGUE UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Somewhere I Belong by shadowarwen reviews
COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED...Severus Snape discovers a hidden truth about Harry's home life. And decides to take matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 2022 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 3/7/2004 - Published: 4/13/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 232,551 - Reviews: 4108 - Favs: 4,016 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Somedays reviews
“Some days,” reflected Dr. Allison Cameron, “just aren’t yours at all.” What starts as a bad day could end up changing two lives for the better… If they don’t screw it up. 13/Cameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008