Very Alter Ego
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Joined 01-19-07, id: 1201716, Profile Updated: 01-04-12
Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Pokémon, Naruto, and Team Fortress 2.

Hello, Desperate People.

As a long-time reader, first-time writer (Yes...a writer...) It is my pathetically hopeless wish for you to enjoy what collection of words I have pasted together to form a story. Or something... I won't say much else but I'll give you some info so you'll know what to expect...and be able to hide from it.

Favourite Genre: Humor, Parody (depends on what parody), Supernatural, Fantasy, Spiritual (sometimes) , Horror (we all go a little mad sometimes...) Basically, I'll go for anything that's well written in my range of what I like. Even some of the tasteful yaoi pairings.(But they better be tasteful!)

Favourite Subjects (What I like to read/watch and write about):

Dragon Ball

Dragon Ball Z (NOT DBGT! The only aspect I even remotely enjoyed about that was SSJ4!)

Neon Genesis Evangelion (I love the show. I don't know why, but it was the first anime I ever saw. Maybe that's why I'm so weird...0.0)

Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies 1-3, who ever came up with the plot behind movie 4 should be sent to Davy Jones Locker)

Spongebob Squarepants (Hehehe...pineapple)

Naruto (You know what? I have completely given up on 'Naruto: Shippuden'. I just don't care anymore. After Jiraiya and Orochimaru died, the whole show has just become 'Dragon Ball Z: Japanese Mythology on Acid edition'. Now all I'm hoping for is that their over-used improbability drive will fry out and destroy their entire universe. GOD DAMN IT, KISHIMOTO HAS MADE ME HATE EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW FOR SIMPLY BEING INCLUDED IN THIS!!! As far as I'm concerned, Naruto (original series) will now be a stand-alone series WITH NO SEQUEL! Now, leave me while I go fawn over some Orochimaru pictures...)

Pokemon (I'm a child at heart... -)

Sonic the Hedgehog (Mostly for my brother's sake...)

Van Helsing (I LOVED that movie! One of the best in its genre. And I've seen LOTS of those movies...)

Avatar: The Last Airbender (Fantastic story, characters and setting. Just fantastic.)

Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Porcco Rosso etc. (Hayao Miyazaki is a GENIUS!!!)

Basically, I'm a general anime otaku, (This is not just from watching all my anime DVD's in Japanese with subtitles,

I can assure you, but it helps. - ) I also believe that NGE is deep. We all know it, but most

just won't admit it...;) I am also a member of AnimeFever, under the username Very Alter Ego, hence my using it here also.

Favourite Characters: Each of them is for different reasons. Example: Naruto because he makes me laugh, Zabuza because he's the Naruto equivalent of a revolutionary (Attempted overthrow of the tyrannical Mizukage).

Dragon Ball: Son Goku

Dragon Ball Z: Prince Vegeta, Gohan, Goku, Perfect Cell

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Shinji Ikari, Asuka Langley Soryu, Rei Ayanami, Kaworu Nagisa, etc.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack Sparrow, Ragetti, Pintel, Captain Norrington

Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, Squidward, Plankton, Mr. Crabs, etc.

Naruto: Naruto, Kakashi, Zabuza, Itachi, Orochimaru (Burn, Sasuke, Burn...)

Pokemon: (I pretty much started detesting the series once they started making series 3, but I still like the games. So, my fav's are the pokemon, not really the characters. I'll put them all down once I get a chance.)

Sonic the Hedgehog: Shadow, Sonic, Rouge, Amy, Cream, Tails, Knuckles, etc.

Van Helsing: Van Helsing, Count Dracula, Carl, Velkan, Anna, etc.

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Mostly, everyone.

Princess Mononoke, Porco Rosso, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle etc: All of the characters are just so brilliant and vibrant, I find it hard to choose a favourite.

(P.S. I am over the moon about people's reviews for my first work to be published on FanFiction.Net, "Jack Sparrow's Llama Song": Llama Llama Rum" (Thank you, all! You made me feel so welcome!) Just to let all you out there know, if anyone wishes to actually make this song into a flash animation like the original Llama Song, feel free to go ahead and use it. Right now, I'm trying to try my own attempts at making said animation, but if anyone gets there sooner, I would only ask that ye please mention Ol' Alter Ego, savvy?) I'll cut out the pirate impersonation now.

Story Ideas: (If you want to take these ideas and build on them, go ahead. I'll probably never get around to writing them)

~Intertwined Identities~ Naruto: Everyone goes to the Naruto universe, but not many go as a group stuck in form of their favourite characters from a cosplay stage. Nothing they can't deal with, until the one dressed up as Orochimaru starts behaving weirdly and exhibiting traits too similar to the real one... (Adventure/Horror)

~High Tide: Spartan of the Flood~ Halo: Smart and ruthless, such are the Graveminds; linked across the vastness of space, untouched by time. The monument to life's sins, hidden deep on Sigma Halo, has learned from his other Graveminds what has prevented the Flood's conquest of existence: A Spartan Super-solider. But with the UNSC and Sanghelli forces closing in on the ring to destroy it and Brute commanded ships arriving to avenge the fallen Prophets, Gravemind has more than a good opportunity to experiment... (Sci-fi/Horror)

~Devil's Water~ Naruto: A Nuke-nin from the Hidden Snow Village comes to pay his respects to Zabuza and Haku's graves, only to find grave robbers helping themselves to the fallen Shinobi's possessions. After a bloody massacre, the young Seiketsu is given the Mist Demon’s headband in a dream, and wakes up with it clutched in his hand. Turns out the Kubikiri Houcho needs a wielder and Zabuza can spend his eternity with Haku if he “donates” his Demon self to another. Seiketsu just wishes he could get rid of the sharp, serrated teeth… (Supernatural/Adventure)

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Partners for Life by Zephyrclaws reviews
Shortly before the Mizuki Incident, Naruto meets someone who will change his life radically. With Renamon as his partner, he sets off into the world of shinobi, fearlessly meeting new friends and digimon on the way. Naru/Rena, Saku/Gabu, Sasu/FemAgu.
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,490 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Renamon, Naruto U.
Continuing the Cycle by Phantom Feline reviews
Harry thought he would die; had anticipated it, even. So now what will he do in this new world, one without magic? Not to say that there isn't power lurking here... With snakes calling him 'Lord', and everyone else saying 'Abomination', is it any surprise that he's not going to have an easy time settling down? Subtle HP AU. Eventual Naruto AU. Slow paced. Rated M; Dark Themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,343 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 3,063 - Follows: 3,588 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P.
Dude Where's My World? by Princess Geta reviews
Two weak girls who drop right into the middle of a sparring match between Goku and Vegeta claiming to be from a different world - yeah, you'd probably think they were on drugs too.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 369,212 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Trunks, Goten
Being Alive by soapfiction reviews
A 20th Century soldier is sent back to feudal Japan during a crossfire. There, he tries to survive while coping with a curse, ancient conflict, and his own past. Read and review. ATTENTION! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT! READ!
Princess Mononoke - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 163,797 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/11/2005
My Neighbour is a Spartan by Razzika reviews
The war is over, the Flood are dead and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their savior back? OC/John. The Arbiter, R'tas, Hood and Cortana also make appearances. DISCONTINUED - a conclusion may appear in the future.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 168,609 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
The Professor's Journey by AlphaEph19 reviews
When the barrier overloads during the Hokage's fight with Orochimaru, he ends up at Hogwarts with no idea how to get back home. Will the Hokage be able to help Harry Potter save the wizarding world from TWO immortal, snake-obsessed villains? HP, Year 2
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,355 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Hiruzen S.
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 2,830 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
A Hero's Resolve by Tsukaria reviews
A year has passed since the Cell games and Gohan is struggling to cope as his mother has kept him studying constantly. He makes a fateful decision to find a new purpose far away from home
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,195 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Gohan, Naruto U.
Adventures With BLU by Jinny the Kisaragi reviews
Join in the fun that is the everyday life of the BLU team mercenaries, hilarity will ensue! Tragedy may come too, along with a hint of mystery and creepiness... AKA Character Experimentation with Jinny!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,112 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012
A Girl named Yama by XoXSilver.DragonXoX reviews
Runner-up in TONFA's Best in Category. Thrown into another world and into another man's bed isn't as cracked up as it seems to be. As one girl makes choices, decisions and regrets, how does this alter the Naruto world? Or does it... at all? KakashiOc
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 231,915 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Kakashi H.
Papercut: The Face Within by cabalistic reviews
Twelve years have passed since the saiyans' siege on Chickyuu. A few, including Bulma and Goku, had managed to survive. Then, the saiyans return again for the son that was born during that siege to Bulma... and the Prince himself.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,673 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Bulma, Vegeta
Iruka's Contribution by White Angel of Auralon reviews
We all know that Iruka only really came around in the Mizuki incident after having been told by the Sandaime how Naruto suffered from being alone. What if Iruka had been a professional through and through? What could the consequences be. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 144 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Our Pieces by Red Turk reviews
Itachi Uchiha has been apart of the Akatsuki for about a month now but still can't get over the tragic night of his clans demise. Going out to clear his mind he finds comfort and help from an unexpected member of the group. Orochimaru. Please Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Spartan: The Recrudescence by CryptoJenkins7 reviews
A lone surviving Spartan is sent into the future, that is, over 150 years after the Fall of Reach. Now, he must grow accustomed to the the new ninja culture, and to his new home-world.
Crossover - Halo & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,301 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Naruto U.
Reflections of Demons by evil genus reviews
When the fight on the bridge takes an unusual turn, the whole Naruto tale changes, based off the one-shot Mirror, by Uchiki na Kage, see what happens when a hidden truth is exposed see inside for better summary Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,602 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Night Of The Werewolf by MarioPwnsYou4Life reviews
A horrific beast is terrorizing the Mushroom Kingdom. News stories are piling up and fear spreads throughout the land. Rated T for blood, imagery, and some violence RATE AND REVIEW! NO FLAMES please.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,882 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Mario, Peach - Complete
Vader Vendetta by Mord-Sith Rahl reviews
Luke Enchanted Challenge. Cursed by a spectre of the Force as a babe, Luke must obey Darth Vader, his unknown father. Vader redemption fic. Set between ANH & ESB. Details of Challenge stated within. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Warnings: Violence, Language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,257 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Darth Vader, Luke S.
To Live Long by Imaginarivalued reviews
Orochimaru and the path to immortality.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Orochimaru - Complete
Unorthodox Skills by Hystericaled reviews
Because Jiraiya just can't resist payback to Orochimaru, Anko is just too innocent, Itachi is just too skilled. Eavesdropping is not the right thing to do, and now its Orochimaru's turn to find this out the hard way. OroXAnko and, if you squint, ItaXAnko.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Orochimaru, Anko M. - Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog: Secret Identity by Black Scepter reviews
Sonic the Hedgehog is a fun game that all ages adore, but to 15 year old Sonic Suia that game has brought his teasing throughout the years. However, his life is going to get a lot harder for now on out, he has to fight crime as Sonic the Hedgehog. FIN
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,529 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Sonic - Complete
The Luck of A Snake by Frida-Froz reviews
Anata was just a normal girl who liked the anime Naruto. But what happens when she falls into the Naruto world and meets the one character she is scared of, Orochimaru the Snake Sannin! : STILL ON LONG TERM HOLD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Orochimaru
A Hero's Awakening by VegetaPrinceofDarkness reviews
DBZNaruto crossover. Gohan has left home to go on a journey to become stronger. Along the way he ends up in the village hidden in the leaves, where he may learn what the true strength of the human spirit is, and just what it really means to be a hero.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,828 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Gohan
How Did You Get to Me? by FamousWolf reviews
Lily Grey was just an average girl living a mostly normal life. Until a horrible accident happens and she wakes up in the world of Naruto, where she finds out she has an incredible talent...she can bring her Yu-gi-Oh cards to life! A Zabuza love story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,154 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Zabuza M.
Changeling by lovesrainscent reviews
After Minato's death Jiraiya meets an unexpected visitor with an unusual offer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Chaotix Stupidity by DangerousRockstar reviews
The idiotic Team Chaotix is assigned to do lots of missions for the new client. As they do so, lots of random yet humerous events will get in their way. Can they do the job and get paid "handsomely"? DISCONTINUED
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,962 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Vector, Espio
Into the Fire by Heretic.Knight.515 reviews
Jack is a normal Halo fan, until he's sucked into the Halo universe. He can't go back-he doesn't know how he got there. He's forced to become a Spartan; although, to be honest, he doesn't resist much. He thinks he's living the dream-for about two seconds.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,003 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Jorge-052/Noble Five - Complete
Halloween DressUp by VxB Lover reviews
Bulma finds an old chest full of clothes on the attic and she decide to invite her friends for a Halloween party. At first everything is going according to plans, but some of the guest start finding it hard to resist certain urges.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,530 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Hal's Story by G-POW reviews
You've all seen and heard about Hal's armor, with its legendary green plating and golden orange visor. But what of the man behind the armor? This is Hal's story, or as known by a select few, John.
Crossover - Halo & Fable - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,264 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Master Chief/John-117
Sucked In by TangeloTime reviews
This is a rewrite of a deleted story. Hikari, a mostly normal girl, ends up in the Narutoverse, where she runs into trouble with both Konoha and the Akatsuki, finds love, and maybe, starts discovering herself. Continued inside. Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
The True Power of Music by Cool Jay reviews
Christine knows she's got talent for music, but how can she know that her fate is tied onto some old legend? When she goes shopping, she's a victim to unnatural events, caused by a... Strong wind? Well, up for another Sonic adventure? Let me see you try.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,442 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sonic
Find Your Love by A'isha Ishtar reviews
She moved here to avoid ninja... but instead, she discovers she is living next door to one of the most powerful in the world. If she wants to stay alive, she better find a way to his heart... Orochimaru/OC set shortly after the Chunin Exams... be kind!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,246 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Orochimaru
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
Man in the Mirror by A'isha Ishtar reviews
The man she loves is just an average, hard-working shinobi defending his village. Standing with him in front of the mirror, that's easy to believe. But the moment she blinks, his reflection changes to a man that's hard for her to love... Oro/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Orochimaru
The Other One by Strawberry-Milk-of-Love reviews
Day after day, poor old Orochimaru has been struggling to deal with his arms. Unfortunately, this means that the doctor has been busy, but a certain spiky-haired teen has been completely ignored. What happens when he finally gets bored?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Dark Moon by Nagoshi Ashumari reviews
AU. Shadow, normaly the ultamite lifeform. But the experiment to create him had changed in the past causing him to be a vampire in the future. Only in the darkness of the moon can his curse be lifted. ShadXAmy
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,776 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Shadow, Amy
The REAL Super Luigi Galaxy by Kenta Raikiri reviews
A strange letter with a star-like seal arrives at the Mario home. Opening the letter up, Luigi is transported to the far corners of the galaxy. His mission? To save the Mother of the Cosmos! LuigiXRosalina. This is NOT one of those fake SMG fanfics!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Luigi, Rosetta/Rosalina
Eien no Shasai by Ookami Tsubasawa reviews
*PLEASE READ EDITED VERSION* A bond is a thread sown by a needle that pierces two hearts and weaves them together. The thicker and tighter the thread, the more it hurts to rip out. And bonds of love? What do shinobi know about love?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 407,829 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Team Seven, OC
Fix the Roof I Think the Universe Fell In by Nova Bucker reviews
Taking revenge took a turn for the worse as Kyoko was tossed into the Naruto-verse.Will she become a good ninja?Will her prickly personality, rude attitude&penchant for trouble help the Naruto world,or just make things worse?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,946 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Naruto U.
Plushie Love by Flamist.Rika reviews
As an early birthday present, her friend got her a plushie of her favorite Naruto character, and she treated it kindly. Suddenly, she waked up to Orochimaru, who seems to be able to change into the plushie- at will. Now, he's repaying her 'kindness' OroOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,036 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Orochimaru - Complete
Timeleap no Jutsu! by StValentineSt reviews
This is a story of a girl who had the misfortune to get hit by lightning, end up in an anime she didn't like to watch and even get the hots for a homicidal lunatic going by the name of Itachi Uchiha... Yep. This is one crazy story. My story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Itachi U., Hidan
50 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Konoha by Kayah reviews
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart', Konoha style!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Complete
Eternity by Fuyutaro son reviews
What if you could become who ever you wanted? Well, unfortunately, the one guy that god choose to offer that very thing to has a few screws loose, come in and see what he does with his new life. Please Read Warnings Inside
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,956 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Goku
Standoff by Pandanoia reviews
//Go for it. Kill me.// Despite his best efforts, Orochimaru can't hurt Jiraiya, who knows perfectly well. Bromance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
Tests and Failures by Hikari's Twilight reviews
There's more to Orochimaru than meets the eye.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,636 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Orochimaru
The Akatsuki Go SpongeBob by BunnyDr3ams reviews
The Akatsuki are bored out of their minds, until a certain microscopic creature calls. Plankton wants to join the group, but everyone makes fun of his name. Sasori has a grudge with Patrick, and Hidan's going on a pilgrimage. I do not own Spongebob.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Halo What the Crap? by JoeyHyrulesHero reviews
Joey and his friends get sucked into the haloverse and must figure out how to get home while going through the Halo storyline. Theres other storys alot like this, but this ones mine... R&R
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,729 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/29/2006
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
dbz world by dazit reviews
Three girls get transported to dbz by a witch in training. The only problem is that only one of the girls is a fan of dbz.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,027 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Frieza, Goku - Complete
Reflection by Bre Henson reviews
Our past, present, and future all combine and make us into who we are, but when Orochimaru takes on a new student will she make him doubt what he has become? "Why do people become evil, sensei?" The answer is difficult, although the question is simple.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,593 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Orochimaru
The Platinum Adventure by Kingdom Lightz reviews
The first adventure: Heading for Eterna City Lucas guides a girl named Cheryl out of the forest and an attraction forms between them. She sticks with him throughout his adventure and together deal with Team Galactic and Cyrus, as well as deal with their feelings. LucasxCheryl CynthiaxRiley
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 115,235 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Lucas/Kouki, Cheryl/Momi - Complete
My Date With A Teenage Monkey by shadowjessica reviews
Videl has a nightmare! And why is Gohan getting stuff thrown at him?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
A Halloween Party at Capsule Corp! by S.T.D reviews
Bulma is feeling down, so with a little help from our favorite green deity, she comes up with the idea to hold a Halloween party at Capsule Corp. Who will show up, and just how embarrassing will their costumes be?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,534 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Gohan, Videl
The Dark Side of the Moon by Lykariel reviews
AU. on earth, there is a war going on right under the human's noses between two ancient races, the Saiyans and the Icejins. What heppens when Bulma, the future president of capsule corp, falls in love with one of them? V/B and hinted G/C
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta
Fangrlz by Destiny's Hand reviews
Five ordinary high school girls are thrown into the Naurto world and paired with characters they either like . . . or hate. Can they learn to survive in a world of ninja? Can they ever get home? Do they even want to leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 130,152 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Free Falling by ArizonaRed reviews
It all started with a simple question..."What's it like to fly?" Slight language and sexual implications
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
I Can Give You Forever by juniper lawless reviews
Anko is the one He refused to let get away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Anko M., Orochimaru - Complete
A Get Away by The Torminator
Tori ends up in the Mushroom Kingdom. She also angers Bowser, now he's after her. But is there another reason? Warning: Contains Luigi X OC relationship. Rated T for OC's language...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,540 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009
Dancing with the Devil by MoonlightxParasite reviews
Annabelle Dragomir is an exotic beauty that still has her innocence. So what happens when her volleyball teams spends the summer in Castle Dracula, with the Count himself? Well, sometimes a person's innocence is a bad thing. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,638 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Mastering a New Start by BladedScizor reviews
After being unexpectedly transported to the Pokemon World by an unknown force, Mark must now try to find a place in his new surroundings while trying to find his way back home. Chapter 27, the final chapter of the current story arc, now up. R&R, please.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,374 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 10/2/2007
Tensei by Grievous daydreamer reviews
While hunting for a bounty in Otogakure, Hidan and Kakuzu attract some unwanted attention. Orochimaru's time of transfer is approaching, and Hidan's abilities have made him a prime candidate...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,384 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hidan, Orochimaru - Complete
Sonic Unleashed by Babylon Sky Hawk reviews
Black Doom has summoned the ultimate weapon from the depth of the Earth and it's up to Sonic to save the day. But life takes a new twist when Sonic faces his greatest enemy: himself.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 89,111 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Sonic the Werehog, Black Doom - Complete
So I Married a Murderer by thegriffin88 reviews
Kelly was a normal girl living a normal life. Okay, having an 800 year old, snarky ghost for a conscience isn't exactly normal. Neither is having a major crush on a certain evil someone. Full summary inside. Don't be afraid of the chapters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 38,840 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Asuma's Hardest Mission by PhinalPhantasy reviews
NO SPOILERS! COMPLETED! Probably AU. Tsunade has assigned Asuma his toughest mission yet...find a perfect engagement ring for Kurenai and propose to her in the most romantic way possible! How will he accomplish this and what obstacles stand in his way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,931 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Unspoken by AgaruTomo reviews
Tsume, a mute girl with a photographic memory, is taken in by Kisame and Itachi. She travels with them as they head for a mission in Mist, accompanied by Deidara and Tobi. But, Tsume is being watched by one who has a connection to her hazy past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 101,343 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
The World Outside Home by SpiralSigil reviews
Some Diamond Spoilers. Thinking he was trapped forever in his hometown, a boy discovers a Pokemon to call his own, and with it, the path to the world outside Twinleaf town. Chapter 51 Up! 50 CHAPTERS? OMGNOWAIHAXXOZSTODAMAXXORZ! ... Translation; Wow.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,699 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007
Discovering Akatsuki by RouraKurai reviews
Story about a girl who is recruited by the akatsuki and discovers what really does go on at the Akatsuki. She falls in love with one of the members. Deidara Fans: Do not fret it is not him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Kisame H.
Reenactment by PerfectCell17 reviews
After finding a certain video recreation of his beloved Cell Games, Cell decides to rope the hell mates into making a reenactment that is more to his liking!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Cell, Frieza
Mein Komph An Orochimaru Parody by hakuse-kun reviews
During the final days of his reign, Hitler feared death by the hands of a legendary American super-spy. How will Orochimaru deal with the work of the same man? Wrote this just for fun, might rewrite if people actually like it. Short one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Memory Keeper's Lullaby by Ellipop reviews
After Naruto's return from long training, a mysterious girl who seems to know a lot more than she shows appears in Konoha. What key does she hold in Konoha's and Naruto's past?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,377 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 8/24/2007
American Hedgehog by Cinnamon Crepe reviews
Matt Jeanes' rather normal life is turned upside-down when he finds himself turned into his childhood idol, who happens to be a certain blue hedgehog... Rated K for some swearing.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Sonic, Tails
The White Serpent and the Black Eagle by Dragon Princess Orochiko reviews
My name is Akeelah Kawashi, granddaughter of the first human with no chakra. I thought Orochimaru was kidding when he said this absence was useful to him. The next day, I saw that he wasn't joking as he slid a size 7 gold ring up my left ring finger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,554 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
Rotten Luck by Cevaztyen reviews
Jonathan is a sixteen year old boy who doesn't have the best of luck. One day, he obtains a relic and after an unfortunate accident, he finds himself reborn as a Ralts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,329 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 8/12/2007
Awoken in a Dream by SuperCutieGloomyBunny reviews
Akatsuki is making a new move! They've summoned a Naruto-obsessed girl from our world. What are they gonna do with her? What will Ayako do faced with all of her dreams staring her in the face?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,204 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya
Sonic Unleashed by PhoenixSAlover Ex-Account reviews
Sonic transform to a Wolf i don't know how...but this Story is the New Game of Sonic but in my Version of course...The Couple is This Story Obvious Sonamy!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Amy, Sonic
Dragon Ball Z Me! by Talos the Saiyan reviews
UNDERGOING REWRITE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 145,034 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Complete
Unleashed by Kalana Fox reviews
After investigating a recent plot by Eggman, Sonic is trapped in one of his machines and robbed of his Chaos Energy. Now, with new threats facing him, can Sonic restore a broken world and restore his Chaos Energy before his inner beast does something bad?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sonic
Brothers Once More? by choirfolk reviews
Red eyes. That's all Sasuke ever sees, Hateful, red eyes. Those eyes belong to his also hateful brother. But what happens when he gets injured? And who does he call for? Niisan?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,564 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Her Beast by Elessthehedgecat reviews
Sonic unleashed. the realisation hit me like a ton of bricks. This huge, snarling beast was my Sonic. Sonamy, Weresonamy, one shot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Amy, Sonic the Werehog - Complete
Oookay by Krillin Fan reviews
Just a little something I wrote while I was bored! A comedy series poking fun at some OOCness and other humorous aspects of the show.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Vegeta, Bulma
Complaint About Orochimaru submitted To The Hokage by ShawnREV reviews
A Complaint About Orochimaru submitted To The Hokage. Funny. Big Words though XD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Orochimaru - Complete
Dragon Master by fffan231 reviews
Please read and review. This is about a trainer who starts her journey in Hoenn. She wants to be a Pokemon Master... but maybe she'll be something more.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Home by Sakura aka L-sama no Miko reviews
A young kitsune hanyou half-breed is captured by the humans of a nearby village and is sacrificed to the demon terrorizing them. He comes to accept his new fate, but Fate is seldom a kind mistress. Yaoi. Will have some Gaa/Neji in later parts.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,310 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
Tia Shaan's Chronicles by Dramaqueen247 reviews
A Regular kid, with no skills whatsoever, is about to face the biggest adventure of her life...Star Wars!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
Puppetress (Original Story) by pluushie reviews
I SUCK. I get my favourite shirt stuck on a needle in a cave, I get a V.I.P. seat in a huge fight, I get my butt saved by a younger girl, and an sranked missing nin wants to add me to his, 'Collection', AND I forgot to feed my cat! SasorixOC COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,749 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Sasori - Complete
Princess of the Saiyajins by Tyerva Geishian reviews
It begins with Zarbon coming, and kidnapping Tyerva, then taking her back to Frieza's space ship... to learn of her true past.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,327 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 5/25/2006
Now, That's Different! by Anakin T Skywalker reviews
Something very strange happens to Anakin and Obi-Wan during a journey through hyperspace.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,649 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
He Is My Master by PrinceRoxas reviews
When Kosoro Tezawari nearly freezes to death, it is a mysterious stranger who comes to her aid. In return for saving her, Kosoro must give him her body and soul, literally! But what happens when she's replaced by another? Oneshot, Orochi X OC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Orochimaru - Complete
Taking Over by Hinata888 reviews
Itachi has a goal to kill Orochimaru. But it doesn't work and instead Orochimaru is inside of him. He's taking over. What will happen if he does? New plot started. Sasuke comes! The last chapter is up. Review and stay tuned for the sequal coming soon!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,829 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Rise Of The King by Lord Noctis reviews
Everyone thought Vegeta had given up on his rivalry with Goku. But when he receives a visit from his father it all changes. Now Vegeta rushes down the war path in an effort to claim his throne, and he's stronger than ever before.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,426 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Vegeta - Complete
Sanity by regretfullyYours reviews
[OroJirai] It took a minute for Jiraiya to realize where he was, and only a minute or so more to pray that he was anywhere else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Why Me by Ghost of Meat reviews
This is a fun Eva selfinsert. I have seen a few other Authors try this so I did just to see if I could and make it interesting. Pairing ShinjiRei OCCAsuka, Rated T for language On hold for a little bit
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,178 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 3/8/2006
What begins with Diet Coke by CloodSama reviews
Eveyone has bad days. Even the Otokage... Especially when three random crazy people appear from no where and end up ruining his plans by just being alive. Now with real humour! 8D Complete with upcoming sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,897 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru - Complete
Right Where It Belongs by Lovely-Viper-Venom reviews
Orochimaru perspective. His thoughts when he fought Sarutobi sensei. This might make you change your thoughts about the old man! Is he really something to look up to...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Orochimaru, Hiruzen S. - Complete
Neon Genesis Evangelion Ritsuko's Revenge Complete by Ghost of Meat reviews
This is the Complete version of my old story Neon Genesis Evangelion Ritsuko's Revenge. Tired of Gendo's crap following the 16th angle, Dr Akagi decides to get revenge, the results are not what she expected.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,113 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Mirror by Uchiki na Kage reviews
Oneshot. The encounter on the bridge takes an unexpected turn, and Haku and Naruto bond which means Zabuza gets another brat to look after. Konoha gets new shinobi Naruto makes a new friend...the usual stuff Naruto's charisma creates.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 161 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
The Devil and Shinji Ikari by Temjin-On reviews
What can one do when Satan makes an offer that can't be refused?
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/24/2007
World Travel by Miss Tuesday reviews
Hey! I've been sent into VANHELSING? Is this even possible?Doesn't matter! I'm going to SEDUCE DRACULA! MUAHAHAHAHA!You have much to learn, young grasshopper. Last Chapter! Thank you all!
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,843 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Oro’s and Jirai’s daily interactions by blue leafy reviews
Chapter 6: Alternate Reality ::in this alternate reality series:: Chapter 5: The Fetish Issue ::in which it is best for Jiraiya's well being if Orochimaru would stop being overdramatic or so says the Frog Hermit but then, when did Snakey care anyway?::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya
Game world by Ladies of Fire and Ice reviews
Okay so people love Halo, we all know it. But if you're stuck in it it's isn't fun. Trapped in the Halo game world the Master Chief has to put up with three other 'gamersSpartans' that are also stuck as well as beating the said 'game world.' All fun glitc
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2006
Who's a Legend? I AM by seion boshi reviews
Orochimaru, Jiraiya and Tsunade: the Legendary Sannin. Mere ramblings of their escapades around Konoha. Recently evolved into a drabble, but inspired by a couple mischief makers I like to hang out with. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Where Simpletons Dare Not Tred by DarkestDestiny06 reviews
Have you ever wondered why Vegeta doesn't like the Zfighters very much? Well, if you had the same dreams Vegeta has about them, you'd be disgusted by their mere presence as well. Dive into this humorous adventure where idiotic things really can be scary.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,752 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Vegeta
Games Become Reality by Moreta Lynx reviews
Two friends playing Halo2 suddenly find that this is a game not to be taken lightly. Read 'Hello Halo' First Catigory is AA, not humor geared, the story will grow more serious as the stiuations do.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,649 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 2/20/2005
Love of a Snake by DustFactory reviews
[HPLV] After the Dursley's house burns down, Vernon blames Harry for the deaths of Petunia and Dudley and dumps him in a forest. On the verge of death, he is found by Nagini and raised as a serpent childe. AU SLASH PxW Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,152 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Of Ramen and Wooden Skates by flammabellum reviews
[COMPLETED] A series of drabbles narrated by the owner of Ichiraku Ramen House about a certain special person who worked for him before Uzumaki Naruto became the most regular customer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Tales of the Sannin by Aya-kun Rose reviews
The legendary trio are going to Target. Don't ask me why. I don't know yet. Tis just a crack fic. Oh yeah, and spoiler if you don't know who the Sannin are yet.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2006 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Vegeta:Blood to spill by blue pious reviews
Vegeta and his team of elite sayins cut a bloody trail in the galaxy.A dark,gritty novel, depicting the life of the Sayin prince 3 years befreo the events recorded in DBZ.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Vegeta, Raditz
Keep your eyes on the Birdie by coumarin-chan reviews
Growls I've had to repost this since wouldn't let me put all the pretty symbols in. Anyway, This is my twisted little story of how Raditz reached SSJ4 without having to reach the other levels... oh and watch out for the rocks. I suck at summar
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Raditz, Vegeta - Complete
To the Caribbean and Back by Miss Sofie reviews
COMPLETE! Natasha accidentally goes back in time and meets the unusual Captain Jack Sparrow. Though not too fond him at first, Natasha comes to appreciate him when he helps her get back to 2004. No marysue.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Complete
Consciousness of the Heart by Hieiz-Vegetaz-luver reviews
One soul has escaped from hell in the consciousness of a young girl's soul. With only one plan, to take over her body and have revenge. Gogeta has been defeated by Radditz, who will step up to take the challenge?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Raditz, Gohan
Trespassing by BigNamekianBallz reviews
B/V Vegeta is territorial. Will he save the 'annoying woman' if trespassers came onto his territory to kidnap Dr. Briefs' daughter? Or will he let them take her? Definately NOT your average B/V.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2003 - Published: 5/24/2002 - Vegeta, Bulma
Strange Duet by fluffygcfh reviews
An AU in which Raditz does not get the chance to come to Earth. This story will no doubt have yaoi in the future. When that happens I will raise therating as is needed
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Goku, Vegeta
Half Breeds Are Dangerous by TelexDarkRyuu reviews
Two teenage girls find that they are Sajin, but when one of the girls starts to change, things get hectic! Vegeta is a main charicter! Note: I changed the title so if your reading and see some other title ignor it. Please R&R! There now is a sequle!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2003 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Vegeta
Once Bitten by soyamiso reviews
Bulma/Vegeta farce about their budding relationship.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,413 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 12/2/2001 - Bulma, Vegeta
Me Myself and I by Chuquita reviews
If you are me then who am I? During a sparing match Veggie spontaniously begins to wonder what it would be like if HE were in charge of Goku's body. Not paying attention, he accidently hits Goku too hard and knocks him unconsious. The guilty ouji goes to
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,671 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2002 - Published: 5/24/2002 - Vegeta, Goku
The Great Sharpener Man by Anonymoose reviews
Sharpener gets ahold of a certain watch! A sensational adventure is in store for you. ***Here's CH8. Er...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,520 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Gohan, Videl
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Logon, Ready? Run reviews
A Class-based, First-Person Shooter; Valve's kid that builds pillow forts and tries to train the family cat in the art of warfare; the best Free-To-Play online game there ever was, teaching children that imaginary hats cost real money. We call it Team Fortress 2. War never changes, but the rag-doll physics always make you laugh. Self-insert, WITH AN UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE TWIST!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Medic, Sniper, Spy, OC
And that's why I was in a box with a Snake Ninja reviews
What?...What? Don't look at me like that. It was totally innocent. I fell in, he happened to be in the box, it was all just a misunderstanding. First Chapter is a notice so please take note of that note. Naruto-verse, self-insert fiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,258 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Orochimaru
Naruto Thriller reviews
Don't just skip over this because it's genre is 'Parody'. It's good, darn it!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Old Safari Game reviews
This is dedicated to that little place in Fuchsia City, rediscovered in FireRed and LeafGreen. Click if you've had the addiction.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Complete
What Would Jack Sparrow Do? 'South Park' Version reviews
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two, that's what Jack Sparrow would do! Still don't want to be killed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
What Would Jack Sparrow Do? DVDA Version
I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two, that's what Jack Sparrow would do! Don't kill me!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
Jack Sparrow's Llama Song: Llama Llama Rum reviews
Hehehe...Llama's...and Jack! LOL!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete