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Joined 11-01-01, id: 120188, Profile Updated: 03-21-08
Author has written 20 stories for Transformers, and Star Trek: 2009.

Yep, reopening account. I still don't like the way FFN handled the Great Purge of '02, but time and experience in fandom have proved that the same issues crop up wherever you go. I've come to the conclusion that we can't, unfortunately, just keep withdrawing, and I'm not sure, after five years, whether FFN is necessarily worse than any other major UGC site when it comes to covering its posterior parts.

I will not, however, be reuploading the old stories - I've written an embarrassing number of them, and the very thought of uploading them all makes me tired. I'll load what I feel like loading. I'll probably keep my LOTR stuff on LOTR-specific archives, though who knows? New LOTR fics may make their way onto this account if I feel like it.

The immediate motivation for reopening the account is ambush by plotbunny in a totally different fandom, which apparently doesn't have a lot of non-LJ archives that I'm aware of. God willing, it won't happen again - I don't have time for it!

Standard disclaimer: I'm poor, I own nothing, please don't sue.

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Living With Autobots by Dinogrrl reviews
Mix an eclectic group of soldiers and a cranky engineer, and what do you get? One dangerous Autobot army, that's what!...when it's not full of epic drama, that is.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 11/7/2007
A Long and Weary Way by Canafinwe reviews
After fifteen years of fruitlessly searching for the creature called Gollum, Gandalf forsook the hunt. Though Aragorn persevered for a time, tracking his quarry on the marches of Mordor, he too despaired at last and began his homeward journey...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 272,242 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Aragorn, Gollum
Collision by The Feesh reviews
What happens to a Mustang when a garbage truck T bones it at 60 mph? I don't know. Neither did Barricade. Bayverse, post 2007 movie. Reviews are what keeps me going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,276 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Barricade
WereCars of Cybertron by Dragon of Dispair reviews
2007 movieverse. mostly pre-war and pre-earth: some archetypes are universal. some legends transcend species. and sometimes there's nothing left to do but out race the moons.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,171 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Glances Into a Spark by Saesama reviews
Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/10/2007
Practical Applications by Dierdre reviews
Sam tests out a new invention. Ratchet is not amused.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Encounter by Dragon of Dispair reviews
2007movieverse: Jazz assumed that if he ever was caught, he'd be killed. To his credit, if anyone else had caught him, he would have been. Pre-Earth. Oneshot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Jazz, Scorponok - Complete
Purpose by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Focused on Scorponok, completed oneshot. Scorponok was left stranded and half crazed in the desert, with nothing but his own scattered thoughts until he found a group of children, slowly dying of exposure... A look at broken things and the ties that bind.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Things Miles Notices by Sakon76 reviews
[2007 movie] From the viewpoint of an often marginalized character.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Refracted Image by Vierge reviews
[G1] First Aid tells Inferno why he doesn't mind working under Ratchet temper flares and flying objects notwithstanding.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
Amnesty by Calger reviews
[2007 Movie] Tom Banachek is called out to a meeting by Ironhide. One must wonder what a Topkick needs to discuss with a former member of Sector 7.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Land of Light and Shadows by Thundera Tiger reviews
Eomer, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli journey south into Harad. Politics, abductions, assassinations, battles...life as usual. Chapter 38: The race to Haradhur begins! But not without a few false starts...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 290,691 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Aragorn, Eomer, Gimli, Legolas
Captain My Captain by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Chapter 53. The Promise. The dinner with Faramir continues, and this story finally ends. Now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 307,329 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Faramir - Complete
The Eight Companions: A battle for an Elf's sanity by Ellipsis reviews
Legolas and 7 companions: Tuor, Elrond's sons, Elves of Nargothrond, & a Balrog-slayer - go on a quest against the Feanorians at the social event of Valinor for the ultimate prize: an escape from bad fanfic. Ch 3.Plans, fangirls & the fate of a disco ball
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,308 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Legolas
Exile by Miss Padfoot reviews
Somewhere in the back of my mind I had assumed that the life of a Ranger would be full of traveling in strange countries, tracking evil men and orcs, and fighting often. This, I thought, would not allow me much time to think of all I had lost, and all I
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,246 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 1/29/2002
The Story of Legolas and Enóreth by CNell reviews
A follow-up to The Fanfic Lounge. Can Legolas get through this twisted fairy tale without losing his sanity? Please R&R. Heck yeah she's a Mary Sue. Flame me. I dare ya.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,516 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Legolas
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Through A Glass by Altariel reviews
Faramir gives his answer to Ang and EW's question: 'Éowyn: heroine or deserter?' - challenge posted at Henneth Annûn
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2002 - Faramir, Eowyn
Repairs by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
After the battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli fixes his axe. Complete (can you believe it?).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 50 - Published: 7/30/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Grey And Pale Gold by Kielle reviews
Theoden cannot save his only sister; Eomer and Eowyn are suddenly orphans. Can devotion (and Theodred) forge new ties within the line of Eorl?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2002 - Eowyn
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3052 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Gofi and the Balrog by Levade reviews
Elrond's twin sons have some questions about that Balrog, and know just who to ask.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
What the Thunder Said by Altariel reviews
Faramir and the retreat from Osgiliath. Mithril Awards - Runner-up, Best LoTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2002 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Faramir
Touch the Water by Laura L reviews
An Elven maid says goodbye to Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/4/2001
Best Laid Plans by Nightwind reviews
G1 Wheeljack and Ratchet decide to take a vacation. That was their first mistake...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,461 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2001 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
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Split Visions reviews
The Vengeance was a revelation. As Enterprise is being repaired, Kirk and Uhura have a long overdue meeting to discuss exactly what it means for Starfleet and themselves. Some cursing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2013 - J. Kirk, N. Uhura
After Annihilation reviews
A drabble series on mourning, memory, and Vulcan identity. Spock, Sarek, Kirk, Uhura, and McCoy, post-Star Trek 2009.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura, Spock
Honesty reviews
Not all that glitters is gold. After the Vengeance goes down, Uhura and Spock have a necessary conversation.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2013 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
Iconoclasm reviews
They were made in the image of our desires. Some familiar Decepticons from RoF and DotM get an origin story. Phase two, in which rebellion is fomented.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Frenzy, Alice
Five by Five reviews
We don't need another hero... I love you Tina Turner, please don't sue! Somewhat less tiny AU the fifth to Dark of the Moon.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Mikaela B., Sam W.
Xork1z31n reviews
“Heterodaptive – 0001 alpha ?# fragment”: It was hardly the four riders of the apocalypse, but it was the sign of the beast. Who knew "the beast" would be so ironic? Glen, Maggie, Bumblebee, Ratchet, & guest-starring Microsoft. K plus for cursing.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Glen W., Maggie M.
Let's Talk About Sex reviews
Because with sex and politics, there's always more than meets the eye. 2007 movie consistent; AU for ROTF characterization. Sam, Mikaela, Bumblebee, Blaster, and Ratchet. Rating for theme. Complete.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,384 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B. - Complete
Descent reviews
2007 movieverse compatible. ROTF Trailer AU challenge: Because every picture is worth a thousand different words.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Sam W.
Perchance to Dream reviews
Based on 2007 movieverse. In the aftermath of battle, Sam and Optimus have a little midnight chat about life, death, and dreams. Spoilers for 2009 movie.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sam W., Optimus Prime - Complete
Inter arma reviews
Not all laws fall silent. Lennox comes face to face with his own tactical decisions in the aftermath of Mission City. Lennox and Sgt. Epps. Rated for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2009 - W. Lennox, R. Epps - Complete
Final Frontier reviews
More than one imagines, and less than one needs, it is what it is, and what it makes you to be. Bumblebee, Sam, and a spaceship. Vignette.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
All That You Can't Leave Behind reviews
2007 movie 'Home' leaves its mark on everyone in unexpected ways, even on four newly homeless Autobots. A series of post Mission City vignettes. Ironhide, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Optimus. Jazz didn't live to be homeless, but he gets the prequel chapter.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,073 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Complete
The Prodigals and the Get Back Girl reviews
2007 Movie. Jackson Banes is coming home after six years in prison, prompting a girl and her truck to make the journey to meet him. Mikaela, Mikaela's father, Ironhide, Bumblebee, and Sam. Story now complete.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,230 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Mikaela B., Ironhide - Complete
Strange Creatures reviews
2007 movie. Post Mission City. Splitting the hair between life and its simulation isn't just a human preoccupation. One-shot featuring Ironhide, Ratchet, and the occasional swear word.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Indefinite Objects reviews
Movieverse 2007 Logic: it's an elegant weapon for a barbaric and xenophobic age. Sorry, George Lucas. Maggie, Glenn, and Ratchet.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Glen W., Maggie M. - Complete
Delphanalogicon reviews
2007 movieverse On genocide and brotherly relations. Megatron and Optimus, post Mission City.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Parental Notice reviews
2007 movie Bumblebee finds he won't be answering only to Optimus Prime for Sam's safety. Post Mission City. Bumblebee, Sam, and Ron Witwicky. Now featuring chapter 2: Judy's view of things.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,763 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Judy W., Ron W. - Complete
Objects in Mirror reviews
... are closer than they appear. Sometimes, this is troubling. 2007 movie Post Mission City. Bumblebee, Agent Simmons, Optimus Prime. Rating for language and for focus on the movie's theme of torture and those who engage in it.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Bumblebee, R. Simmons - Complete
Bridges reviews
2007 movie On bridges, and the need to build them. PostMission City, Mikaela, Ratchet, Bumblebee, and Ironhide. Chapter 3 posted. Story complete. T rating for language.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Mikaela B. - Complete
Changes reviews
2007 movie Things change in time of war. Principles bend, rules change, and so do 'bots. Now the Allspark must be kept from Decepticon hands, and Ratchet is left wondering: What's a pacifist to do?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete