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Author has written 26 stories for Code Lyoko, Danny Phantom, Xiaolin Showdown, Twilight, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Mortal Instruments.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Your village called, they're missing they're idiot.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable." --Helen Keller
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream.
A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.