Demented Insomniac
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Joined 01-19-07, id: 1201968
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, tell me who is the most schizophrenic of them all.

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Somewhere I Have Never Traveled by Hatusu reviews
Draco and Hermione become foreign exchange students, and travel to France and Bulgaria. They expected boat rides, champagne and fancy balls, but what they didn't expect was murder. DMHG preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,087 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3952 - Favs: 4,918 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Goblin Prince by therearegreenerpastures reviews
The weirdest one shot ever. DMHG. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Logic will Break Your Heart by attica reviews
When his father died, he left him a simple note, and on it was scrawled five very simple words: 'Never marry someone you love.' DracoHermione. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
From Which I Came by sinverguenza reviews
When Hermione is captured while attempting to steal a Horcrux from Malfoy Mansion, she ends up with something else entirely. Post HBP. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,232 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Execution of All Things by attica reviews
PostHBP. AU. Because faith and failure both had something in common. They were both Fwords. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,522 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2904 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 4,305 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ennead by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Quidditch by Erythros reviews
In which all he wants is for her to attend just ONE Quidditch game. [DracoHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Nothing Important Happened Today by Philyra912 reviews
[Oneshot] “Nothing important happened today.” Diary entry of George III, king of England, on July 4th, 1776. In the distant future, Draco Malfoy looks back on the day that changed his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mutual Loathing by Sacagawea reviews
They hated all the same things candy, flowers...each other. A DHr Valentine's Day ficlet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ultimate Cliché, The Impossible Love by Londra reviews
Don't you just hate clichés. Personally, I do. That's why this story exists. I took a DMHG cliché in my hands, and sadistically added notes to make it tremendously funny. Author mistakes and plot holes. Teasing ridiculous clichés. Parody. Humour. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Entropy by Wynn reviews
A piece of advice: don't drink firewhisky if your entire world is crashing down about your head in a most spectacular fashion. Otherwise you'll end up in the middle of the Shrieking Shack on your last night at Hogwarts kissing Draco Malfoy. Like me. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,526 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Salvation by She's a Star reviews
Lips that would kiss form prayers to broken stone. (DracoHermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Here's to the Night by Wynn reviews
His mouth is not at all how I thought it would be. Hermione. Draco. Two lost souls forming a surprising connection on Graduation Night at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,032 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
On A Whim reviews
He said that nothing was given for free in life and she had believed him. But if so, then what was the price for him utterly altering the course of her life on a whim? A DMHG tale.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete