I'll kill your nemisisisis
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Joined 01-19-07, id: 1202134
Author has written 1 story for South Park.

I'm tess... hi...

I like to make up the most random shit... as you might see.

I am also a random person... i have super spaz attacks.

yuppers...im 17... cuz im not 18... but i passed 16

i love
South Park
Family Guy
Greys Anatomy
Cello
Music in general
Painting

Spongebob would be cooler if he where green... and more realistic... he's got to collect allgie...

i cant spell :(

Black is an awsome color... although Jack Black is crap.

i wonder if i should learn to rap like Eminem... or give up and eat M&M's...

mmm

being allergic to about 95...+1 of the world... sucks...

nailpolish tastes bad... and doesn't come out of the carpet... dont try nail polish remover... it doesn't just take up nailpolish.

Saw 2 was good... people say saw3 isnt as good... better than 1 though!...tastey!

I have a friend... and that friend has a friend... does that make me their second friend? think bout it...

Ducktape doesnt work for everything, (theres a hole in my wall...)

hahaa i put the hole there... want to know why...? ... lol... cuz god is punishing me.

maybe i should go to church.

no...no... ill never be awake by then...

do you sleep ontop of the pile of shit on your bed... or do you try to wiggle your way under...?

haha i dont clean often...

speaking of which... how long does it take for hotsauce to mold?

hoodies are warm and that song Major Tom is good...

i think i have a rash on my arm... i think i fell on the grass yesterday (im allergic to grass) (shh)

I wonder who read this... wait... hehe... idk

Like... its late... i think i can update this one day... HEY i wrote this in 6 min. ... i am impressed with myself...READ MY SHIZ and make good for my BIZ... (i dont have a BIZ... maybe i should create one...)

tessy bo bessy!

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Cartman's creativity sends him down a dark pit of bad experiences.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete