Drowning.Octopus
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Joined 01-19-07, id: 1202385, Profile Updated: 06-08-16
Author has written 4 stories for Misc. Comics, and Harry Potter.

I SHIP (in order):

Betty / Jughead

Draco / Hermione

Double Dee / Marie

Peach / Bowser (??!?!?!?!?!??!?! I am sick)

Please don't take the first three chapters of "Of Peculiar Hats and Pretty Blondes" seriously. It was my very first time writing a fanfic, and I know, it was terrible. It gets better as it goes along, however. Just tolerate it up until chapter 7.

YOU GUYS I'M FINALLY UPDATING BUT IT'S BEEN LIKE 8 YEARS AND I HATE ALL OF THE THINGS I WROTE BECAUSE I WAS VERY YOUNG AND DUMB AND I ABANDONED EVERY STORY I EVER STARTED I'M TRASH I'M SUCH TRASH I AM SO SORRY I AM GARBAGE DON'T MIND ME I'LL BE OVER HERE WEEPING I AM SO SORRY

(6/4/14)

Back again from hiatus lol. Hopefully for the last time.

(6/6/16)

Links to collages of the best Betty of all time, 1960's Dan Decarlo Betty:

Betty 1

Betty 2

Betty 3

Credit for images (also where more images can be found!)

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Umber and Toadstools by Marmalade Fever reviews
Draco and Hermione do not agree about the mannerisms of owls or the state of Hermione's hair, or anything else, actually. Written originally as a set of shoutbox fics at Hawthorn and Vine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Next Time by Naoko Asakura reviews
Jughead eats. Betty cooks. He remembers how much she means to him. She remembers that sometimes, the best things in life are right under your nose. REVISED WITH NEW SCENES.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Set Alight by ayellowumbrella reviews
How Ron sees Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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In the Common Room reviews
(Head Boy / Head Girl AU) - Draco, repulsed at having to share his title with Hermione, spends his nights loudly "entertaining" witches in an attempt to get a rise out of her. When she refuses to respond, Draco discovers she isn't quite the girl he'd expected her to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,451 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
We Can Be As Big As Dinosaurs reviews
Jughead has a secret and he's never told anyone. Betty's always been hung up on Archie, so when she tries to break ties with him, maybe it'll be time for Jughead to finally spill his guts-among other things. Resumed! (6/5/14)
Misc. Comics - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,766 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 5/30/2009
Of Peculiar Hats and Pretty Blondes reviews
Jughead and Betty are best friends, but that's just not enough for him. What happens between the two of them when Archie's out of the picture? And what the hell does "best friends" mean, anyway? Complete.
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,096 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Complete
It Started with a Pair of Yellow Pumps reviews
Hermione Granger's bright shoes and the influence of said shoes on her fabulous legs entrance Draco Malfoy, as does her quick wit and sharp tongue. Too bad she has a boyfriend. Love? Maybe. Hilarity? Definitely. ABANDONED I AM SO SO SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY (6/4/14)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,594 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.