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Joined 01-19-07, id: 1202465
Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Books, and Good Omens.

Twentysomething, omnivorously fannish, fond of odd pairings, crossovers, and obscure literary and historical jokes. Possesses an absurd tendency to analyze the living daylights out of works that were never meant to be thought too hard about at all. Is generally uncomfortable with posting WIPs and writing extensively about herself in the 3rd person.

For more silly maunderings, look for me on LJ.

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Reichenbach: A Love Story by SimplyElymas reviews
My edited NaNoWriMo 2006 novel. In Greek, there are three words for love, but John Watson does not know these words, and is afraid to learn them. Entails breaking of Leviticus, passages 18:22 and 20:13. In other words, slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,754 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006
Like Oil and Water by SimplyElymas reviews
A series of 100 HolmesWatson drabbles. Yes, slash. And yes, romance. I might as well admit it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006
Growing Upside Down by hangingfire reviews
Teenage romance and hormones can be hell, especially when your education has been exceptional in all matters but those of the heart. And when you're Death's granddaughter, it's extra special.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Complete
Scalpel by Puck the Faerie reviews
When the pen pierced through his throat, he suddenly remembered the cat he dissected in high school.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
According to Plan by Jack of None reviews
[Raffles: The Amateur Cracksman] A night on the roof, rudely interrupted...but Raffles is not easily dissuaded from his purpose. RafflesBunny, Slash.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Routines by Puck the Faerie reviews
It is almost a routine to Jackson, taking notes on Lisa.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
A Worthy Dream by yorickjones reviews
An immortal witch named Samantha has come to Cocoa Beach, Florida to confront a supremely powerful, ancient Spirit of the Air - a malevolent djinn who has enthralled a worldwide hero, US astronaut Tony Nelson. Bewitched/I Dream of Jeannie x-over
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Negotiations by Marnie reviews
Making enough space in the world to contain both Commodore Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow is going to take some tricky negotiations.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,793 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Monsters by March Hare reviews
What if the impossible cannot be eliminated?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2004
Would Be by Tiamat's Child reviews
Holmes spends a lot of time on his daydreams. Slash
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2003
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Faint Heart, Fair Maiden reviews
P.G. Wodehouse Jeeves & Wooster Of course she'd always had a fondness for the soft things of the world. Honoria Glossop and Madeline Bassett at a political soirée, and on the balcony outside. Oneshot, femmeslash, Honoria POV.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
It's a Good Omen reviews
Good OmensTwilight Zone crossover In the little town of Peaksville, everyone has to think happy thoughts and say happy things, for fear of the monster among them. At least, they did until today. Adam's arrived to clean up a few messes his father left.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Mr Wooster and the Restorative Preparation reviews
He was sent by the agency, but was it really a coincidence that Jeeves happened to be unemployed when Bertie needed a valet? Jeeves POV. Jeeves & Wooster, the works of P.G. Wodehouse. JW, references to JeevesOther. Prequel to the first story.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete