Author has written 6 stories for Jhonen Vasquez, Invader Zim, and Furi Kuri: FLCL.(As you walk down a dim hallway, with little recollection of how you actually GOT there in the first place, you are quietly beckoned by some sort of music wafting from somewhere distant. Opening a door, you see a tallish, slim fellow in his late teens, clad mostly in green and black, working on a beaten-up computer that dominates an undersized desk with its dozens of peripherals and added-on components. He turns towards you...)
"Welcome back. To those of you that don't know me, I am the Unknowner, master of random crap and author of Nomad 99, a kick-tuchus pen-and-paper RPG system. To those that do... well... WGYWKY is going well, expect at least six more chapters before the end. I actually have most of the plot planned out this time. I'll also be removing, rewriting, and finishing my undone JTHM fics later. But for now... MONKEYS!"
At that, a bajillion odd monkeys leap from his eye sockets, eating you alive.