Vampiress19
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Joined 01-20-07, id: 1202572, Profile Updated: 02-13-09
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AXEL + ROXAS

My name is Megs. I'm 15 and a sophmore at BHS. I haven't been on here in forever and I'm starting a new story. I don't know what it will be about yet or when I will have it posted.

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HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

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Quality Time by sunchaser116589 reviews
Most of the family, and a reluctant Edward leave for a two day hunting trip. Jasper, Emmett and Bella are left to bond with each other, or, at least, Bella will sleepover. I mean really, what could go wrong? First fic.Updated 1/4/09 Saftey T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,724 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Emmett, Jasper
Truth or dare with the pack by lildevil76 reviews
Edward is out hunting for the day and Bella is left with nothing to do. Jacob comes, him and the pack apologize and want to catch up and end up playing truth or dare & R&R PWEASE :D [COMPLETE] WOOOOOOO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Bella Mia by Nouvelle reviews
Lunch time misunderstandings are the best ones of all. Oneshot Bella x Edward AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Invisibility by Insanity's Partner reviews
It was a very nice power. I don't think I used it all that much, really. But it was then, as I walked into that classroom and laid eyes on him sitting next to that single open seat, that I realized how much I wanted it back. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,332 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
La Cosa Nostra by Hersheys Rocks reviews
Au. 'Why don't you fear me' Fear? What did it matter? She was going to die anyway, like all the other hostages of La Cosa Nostra...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,046 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Complete
Potteroops by Merlin Fisher reviews
Yes, I'm afraid it's ... Potter outtakes. Based on a variety of scenes from ALL the books, beware SPOILERS. Mostly good clean fun. This disc is now over, watch for Return of the Potteroops coming soon! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Annoying Professor Snape by Numairs-Magelet reviews
The original Annoying Professor Snape fic! Yes, it's back. Insanity ensues when Hermione accepts a challenge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,096 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
A Little Hope by sandstar08 reviews
Severus comes back from a long night to find a student in his bed. HGSS. AU. Nominated for 2008 New Library Award! Russian Translation available at: p?section 3&id 58406
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When Youre Gone by SexciTibby reviews
Just something i had on my mind and wasnt sure how to get into words. Hermione walks through the woods with something on her mind. One shotSong fic. When youre gone by Avril Lavigne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Quality Time by PrettyBittyBella reviews
Hermione leaves her 3 children in the care of her husband, Draco, for 24 hours. Will her survive the Dora marathons and bath time? It's pretty funny! Hope you enjoy it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort's Obsession by Kiaramori reviews
[drabble oneshot.]just a short, funny, drabble on voldemort. Voldie finally gets his chance to kill Harry, but why does he stop?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
The Promise by stop and go reviews
Hermione, upset over Ron and Lavender, seeks an escape in the Room of Requirement. She stumbles upon a scared Draco Malfoy. Strangely, the two confide in one another and give each other a final promise. Takes place in HBP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella, Edward, and the Twenty Q Ball by YoolieYick reviews
Bella and Edward playing with a Twenty Q ball and trying to make it guess vampire... This is completely random... Oneshot... Takes place any random time after New Moon, it doesn't matter. Bella is NOT a vampire! Cute, funny, a little fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Complete
If the Cookie Jar is Empty by Scision reviews
Complete with 100 questions! Ever found yourself filling out those pointless surveys of questions because you were insanely bored? Well Sirius decides to do just that. See what he says along with the other Marauders. Sirius/Remus, James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Torn by cherrytone reviews
Bella & Edward go to college together. Edward won't change Bella until after they are married. Bella meets a man who can dazzle her like Edward can, who is he?Who will she choose? & will her past come back & take it all away.My 1st Fanfic.Please R&R Thank
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,915 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Edward is a Pumpkin by Georgiana1234 reviews
Edward's world is shattered when he finds out from Carlisle that all he knew about his life before was a sham! Okay so maybe that's a bit of an overstatement but it's still nailbiting stuff people! oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
It's Better To Avoid The Woods Completely by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Sequel to Dont Go Into The Woods Alone] Isabella Swan wished for an eternal life as a vampire...but be careful what you wish for. It may come true. Rated T for safety. Complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,651 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Llamas by Llama Mama23 reviews
what will happen when Edward and Bella go to a Llama farm? with REAL Llamas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Sneaky Money by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward 'accidentally' puts one million dollars in Bella's bank account. She is NOT happy. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Shock Therapy by SinisterSweet07 reviews
Three obsessed girls get sent to a therapist about their Twilight obsessions. Imagine all the things that could happen. LMFAO. JxT aka Jane x Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
What are you on? by SinisterSweet07 reviews
Bella's lost it! She went wacko. Insane. Why? What is she on? When shes still upset that Edwards gone,Charlie gets some prescriptioned anti depressants for her. Remembering to be reckless,she takes way too many and goes nuts. Hilarious! BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007
Things you shouldn't do after reading Twilight by Werepanda07 reviews
This is a list of things me and my friends came up with. Please read cuz it's really weird and funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Complete
Eclipse SPOOF by SoNotEmoPunkKid reviews
Thanx to L.C.! Me and triplemgirl made this for a class assignment, and... here it is! We both posted it... but I'm only coauthor.Candy Mountain, MCR, DDR, and much more! Flames allowed.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2007
Chamber of Secrets with an insane turn by MidnightStar4 reviews
Hi! Here's a weird version of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Warning: In order to understand most of the jokes, you must have watched all the Harry Potter movies and read all the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Rainbow of Gold by Alda Rethe reviews
Bella spends a sweet St. Patrick's Day with the Cullens. Post New Moon. Sort of a long one shot. Sure to make you smile.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,528 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
Pool Wars by newmoon1220 reviews
Bella goes swimming with the Cullens in their pool after dusk. But the experience soon becomes a war between the Cullens as she becomes the monkey in the middle :D Entertaining, Fluffy, and Funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/9/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007
April Fool's Day by DerringerMeryl87 reviews
A simple oneshot. Bella plays a joke on Charlie and Edward. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Twists and Turns by newmoon1220 reviews
What happens when Mike and Jessica invite Edward and Bella to go to Magic Mountain with them? Magic Mountain is a roller coaster theme park, if you dont know already Please review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,544 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
What's At Steak by Crystal Remnant reviews
[Pun fully intended] Jacob has a master plan to be rid of Edward. Edward just wants Jacob to go away...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Balls ! by Darth Vyper reviews
Test and see how truly 'innocent' you are! Emmett becomes ballfetish and Jasper is caught in the middle of it all! Will Jasper truly loose his sanity? Heck, will Edward and Carlisle come to the rescue? Or will the polar opposite occur? Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
CONTEST!: by Chi Kartalia reviews
This is what happens when Chi has coffee...oh...dear...lord. Cullens and Wizards alike singing in a kareoke competition, what could be more amusing? Add in hyper Chi, and you've got a recipie for disaster!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Sweet, Sweet Revenge by loony luna91 reviews
What happens when Emmet, Edward, and Jasper hurt Rosalie's most prized possesion? And better yet, what will Rosalie do to get revenge? rated T. Now completed!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Complete
StarCrossed by just a little wicked reviews
Life isn’t fair. Yes, I believe I have heard that somewhere before. Just when everything seems perfect, everything just has to go horribly wrong. That’s the story of my life I suppose. [NOW COMPLETE][BOOK ONE IN THE TRILOGY]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,824 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
Before He Cheats by Protected by an Angel reviews
Rosalie finds out that Emmett is cheating on her, so with Alice and Bella’s help, she takes her revenge on his most prized possession. Includes Carrie Underwood’s ‘Before He Cheats’
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,187 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 10/7/2006
Standing Alone by the-shadowed-one reviews
ONESHOT. Side by side, alive only in love. Their love had survived the test of time. Their love had survived their death. HGDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Emmet's New Pet reviews
I was really bored so I wrote this with help of some friends. I suck at summaries. This story is about Emmet and his new pet duck Quackers. It is COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete