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Joined 01-20-07, id: 1202665, Profile Updated: 11-02-08
Author has written 3 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Naruto, and Lord of the Flies.

Quick grammar rant:

ITS vs. IT'S its = possessive (The creature raised its tail.) it's = a contraction of it is ( It's a beautiful night.)

YOUR vs. YOU'RE your = possessive (Are you out of your mind?) you're = a contraction of you are ( You're insane.)

That is all.

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A Year in the Life by Lys ap Adin reviews
Betrothal 10.5: In which Tsunako gathers up a Family of her own. Daily Life arc reimagined; genderswap.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,539 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
The Garatron Chronicles by Qoheleth reviews
Containing everything you ever wanted to know about the Garatron race, including why they look so much like Andalites, why they can run so fast, and what they're doing on the Anati homeworld. (On temporary hiatus, since the next chapter will require some rather unusual research.)
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,705 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/12/2008 - OC
The Domestication of Yamamoto Takeshi by Lys ap Adin reviews
Everyone seems to think he's lost his mind, but Yamamoto has never felt so sane. Yamamoto x Hibari, plus various interested and befuddled bystanders.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,111 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2012 - T. Yamamoto - Complete
Quid Pro Quo by Lys ap Adin reviews
Dino Cavallone has a broad-minded sense of fair play. Bianchi x Dino, smut.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Bianchi, Dino - Complete
Balance Point by Lys ap Adin reviews
Gokudera doesn't know how to say no to Tsuna, which is maybe just as well. Tsuna x Yamamoto x Gokudera, smut.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/16/2012 - H. Gokudera, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Cats Have Staff by Lys ap Adin reviews
Dogs are simple: all they want is to love and be loved. Cats are more complicated. And also crazy. An AU with cats and much silliness. Yamamoto, Hibari, et al.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2012 - T. Yamamoto, K. Hibari - Complete
There's fanfiction about us! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,630 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U.
Fine Drawn Nuances by Lys ap Adin reviews
In which Xanxus realizes that she's going to have to use her actual words to get things between her and Squalo straightened out. Genderswap, Xanxus x Squalo.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Shifting Grounds by Lys ap Adin reviews
Squalo is sure that whatever else has changed between them, at least this much will stay the same. But he might be wrong about that. Genderswap, smut: fem Xanxus x Squalo. Follow-up to "Uncharted Territories."
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Uncharted Territories by Lys ap Adin reviews
In which Federico prompts Xanxus and Squalo to examine some of their assumptions. Genderswitch, follows "And Body and Soul." Fem!Xanxus x Squalo
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Wild Justice by Lys ap Adin reviews
Most people assume that Kyouko's really nice. They're mistaken: she's simply polite. And there's a huge difference between "nice" and "polite." Kyouko, Tsuna, Chrome, Mukuro, I-Pin
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Kyōko S. - Complete
Corrective Measures by Lys ap Adin reviews
Takeshi was pretty well convinced that he was going to spend the rest of his life trying to figure Gokudera Hayato out. Yamamoto x Gokudera, smut in passing.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2010 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
A Lesser Beauty by Versace Frolic reviews
Roxas, a junior in college, is tormented by emotional baggage and unrequited love. On a campus populated by burnouts and bored intellectuals, Roxas is just another proverbial drop in the bucket of teenage apathy. Then he meets Axel. Roxas-centric AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,168 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Unhurried by Lys ap Adin reviews
In his defense, he hadn't expected the Tenth to ask for individual reports. Epilogue to "Clothes Make the Man." Smut; Yamamoto x Gokudera.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Black Ribbon by Lys ap Adin reviews
This is new. Maladicta x Polly, fangplay, smut.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Polly P. - Complete
Everything by grimm psyke reviews
DouWata Collection: all that they have together.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki
All These Things That You Like To Leave Behind by Chalcedony Rivers reviews
They call him a marvel. Personally, he quite likes being a marvel. He’s made up for it now, finally, eventually. Howince if you squint. Oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Zaibatsu by Ashurato reviews
AU and TYL. What the Tenth President of Vongola Zaibatsu lacks in height, he makes up in his presence and the ability to control the six snarling beasts under the guise of his Vice-Presidents. TYL!Guardians/TYL!Tsuna, 6927 main.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,835 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Prepare a Face to Meet the Faces that You Meet by Lys ap Adin reviews
Gokudera prefers it when Yamamoto isn't serious. Yamamoto, Gokudera, gen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Giving Him What He Needs by Hedonistic Opportunist reviews
Aren't you tired, Chris?
Vassalord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Johnny R., Charles C./Cherry - Complete
Box Lunch by Lys ap Adin reviews
Yamamoto attempts to make Gokudera's lunch. Gokudera is not entirely impressed. Yamamoto x Gokudera, sheer cavity inducing fluff.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
The Fine and Subtle Art of Self Defense by Lys ap Adin reviews
Haru knows how to take care of herself. Haru, gen with some Gokudera Haru undertones.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Haru M. - Complete
Honeymoon Period by Lys ap Adin reviews
In which Tsuna doesn't understand what the rest of the world is watching him for. Tsuna x Kyouko, fluff.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Kyōko S. - Complete
Apotheosis by Lys ap Adin reviews
She was not born to lead the Vongola. But she did it anyway. Daniela Vongola Vongola Ottavo , gen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
Serve and Protect by Lys ap Adin reviews
Squalo has no problem getting his boss what he wants. He just wishes his boss would figure out what that is. Squalo, Xanxus, gen.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
The Survivors' Affair by Lys ap Adin reviews
Yamamoto is really rather zen about life and death in pursuit of his duty. Gokudera, not so much. Gokudera, Yamamoto, and Vongola ensemble. Gen, drama.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Lovers' Quarrels by Lys ap Adin reviews
Gokudera and Haru argue a lot, but that's not actually a bad thing. Gokudera x Haru; fluff.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2010 - H. Gokudera, Haru M. - Complete
Up from the Ground, From a Million Little Pieces by Lys ap Adin reviews
Yamamoto is an optimist. Gokudera isn't. Yamamoto x Gokudera, future fic, shameless domesticity and boys being idiots.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2010 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Party Games by Lys ap Adin reviews
Yamamoto is obliging, right up until the part where he makes up his mind about something. Then he can't be budged. Yamamoto x Hibari, slightly cracked fluff.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2010 - K. Hibari, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Good Luck and Other Things That Take Work by Lys ap Adin reviews
In which Tsuna is careless, briefly, when he shouldn't ought to be. Tsuna x Kyouko, with special guest star Haru.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Kyōko S. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Want a Refund! by Red Dragonfly reviews
After Kuno learns about Ranma’s curse, he’s outraged—at Nabiki. Will he ever get his revenge? Will he ever get a clue? Once again, place your bets. Nabiki x Kuno. The final chapter is up. What will happen in the emotional conclusion? Read and see.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,938 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Tatewaki, Nabiki - Complete
Pictures by Penguin reviews
Waya never says a word to Isumi about that article in the teenage magazine, and he has good reason. This is a short companion piece to Absolute Beginners. Waya/Isumi
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Y. Waya - Complete
Absolute Beginners by Penguin reviews
It all begins in China, where Le Ping haunts Isumi like an obnoxious Waya spirit, refusing to leave him alone. Isumi/Waya.
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2009 - S. Isumi, Y. Waya - Complete
Equals Love, Does Not Equal Love by talcumpowder reviews
Porn can totally be educational. Josh/Metis.
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Josh, Metis - Complete
Fangirls by Dot Warner reviews
In TF2chan, somebody wrote a letter pretending to be the Engineer, yelling at us for writing porn about him and his teammates. Much wank was had. So of course I decided to take the original premise and run with it.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/16/2009
I Saw That by ArmoredSoul reviews
Soldier proves that he's not always a jerk. Inspired by Shy-Light.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Soldier - Complete
The Great TwoFort Cuteness Offensive by Dot Warner reviews
The men of RED and BLU discover the secret to everlasting happiness and peace. Contains ridiculous amounts of cute. Proceed at your own risk.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Mundane by grimm psyke reviews
DouWata Collection; They already had much excitement outside of their relationship, more than desired. If any thing, they're grateful for all the things that make their feelings ordinary. Nothing is too small, nothing goes unnoticed.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,423 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Meet the Team by Dot Warner reviews
Nine men. Nine stories. One team. First TF2 fanfic, please be gentle.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Complete
A Matter of Convenience by Eevee reviews
Saeki never believed Waya when he started detailing the calculations they had made the first week in their ridiculously overpriced, ridiculously new apartment, and Waya did not bring it up when sober. Waya/Isumi
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/15/2009 - S. Isumi, Y. Waya - Complete
Subtext and Other Barriers to Communication by Lys ap Adin reviews
In which Yamamoto and Gokudera attempt to communicate with each other and mostly make a mess of it, but get there eventually. Yamamoto x Gokudera, smut, boys being idiots at each other.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2009 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera - Complete
Towel by TalksToSelf reviews
in honour of my 19th birthday more schmexy douwata for you
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Manifestation of Madness by Ashinan reviews
Seven hearts for the madness you have inflicted. NC-17. Warnings inside. Heed them.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,373 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Broken Butterfly Wings by Nightmaric reviews
Warning: Spoilers for Chapter 185. Drabble. “He watched as Watanuki slipped on Yuuko’s kimono, as if the boy was hoping that the cloth was her arms and she was by his side again, laughing and drinking till dawn.” Implied DoumekixWatanuki.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Rock, Paper, Dinosaur! by veshengri reviews
Some flash-fiction, a moment on the bridge. Cute. Funny. First posting here, though I have a couple of other longer stories to post later.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Wash, River - Complete
Subtle by Festive reviews
The logical sense of my brain is quickly being drowned by the desire that has been building within within me since years ago when I realized that it was no longer innocent idolism that I looked upon my master with..."
Vassalord - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Charles C./Cherry, Johnny R. - Complete
Five Things That Never Happened to Xanxus by Lys ap Adin reviews
Five things that never happened to Xanxus, but could have done, if only things had started out differently. Warnings for Xanxus doing the things that make him Xanxus.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,050 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Xanxus - Complete
How To Build An Empire by QuestofDreams reviews
Vongola have some rather unorthodox traditions. Tsuna is not amused. GuardiansxTsuna. Yes, you read that right.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,137 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008
improper speech by incandescens reviews
Byakuya attempts subtle seduction: Renji fails in comprehension: Rukia provides poetic criticism.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Hazardous Environment by incandescens reviews
Gotei 13 hazardous environment regulations don't usually involve sunbathing. Unless it's Kyouraku and Ukitake interpreting them.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Festivity by Lys ap Adin reviews
A person can learn all sorts of useful, interesting things by eavesdropping. Part of the Generations project; Yamamoto and Hibari. Absolutely fluffy, with a side of inter-Family politicking for seasoning.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - K. Hibari, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Wardrobe Malfunction by Lys ap Adin reviews
This isn't the way Gokudera would have chosen to do it, and it's all Yamamoto's fault. Gokudera and Yamamoto and Vongola hijinks.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2009 - H. Gokudera, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Il mio cuore è per voi by Rae-chan33 reviews
My heart is for you' Looking into the day the Sky died, from every Guardian and Vongolian's point of view. ALL27, some pairings romance, some friendship, all angst
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,215 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Plan Z by Lys ap Adin reviews
When you're Vongola, everything's a competition. CRACKFIC. Ensemble cast. 1014 words.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Reborn - Complete
Truth or Dare: Sleepover at Neji's by WindPretear reviews
What happens when you put the rookie 9 and the game truth or dare together? Read to find out! Rated for language and mabe some future content. Sasuke and Sakura, Shikamaru and Ino, Neji and Tenten, and Hinata and Naruto. OOC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/15/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Kindergarten Warfare by breadsticks reviews
Tsuna-chan is a kindergarten teacher. His attention is often divided up into his beloved students, his beloved ex-students, and his grumpy sadistic boyfriend. It's a bloody battlefield.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn
And the Sky to Hold Them All by Lys ap Adin reviews
Tsuna considers the various ways in which he relates to his Guardians. Six drabbles with bits of smut. Tsuna x his Guardians.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Situational Awareness by breadsticks reviews
One-shots. Eight Target: Signs and symptoms of delusional people: Please take heed, Tsuna.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,729 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Bunk Beds by Spacebutt reviews
Tsuna reveals his true fears to Gokudera when lying in the bunk bed that first night. “We couldn’t speak much. But you, no, he looked horrible. Desperate.” One-shot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/16/2009 - H. Gokudera, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Bandaid by LittleLinor reviews
He always carries them with him now... 27- 59, and Hayato's self-destructive tendencies.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera - Complete
The Only One I'll Ever Follow by HazelinaAmberfire reviews
Gokudera's devotion to Tsuna is not without reason; the loyal right hand man's willingness to die for his boss is because of the acceptance he found with Tsuna, enforced by his past which is full of rejection. 2759 *fluff*
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera - Complete
A Right Hand Man's Devotion by HazelinaAmberfire reviews
This is a story depicting Gokudera's devotion to Tsuna as his right hand man. Somewhat 2759
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/14/2009 - H. Gokudera, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Care by egg10rru reviews
A prequel depicting Colin's actions and motivations that lead into my story Seduction.
Off*Beat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,602 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Complete
Stalled Consequence by egg10rru reviews
After Colin is out of town for a week, close proximity to Tory during catch-up tutoring is all it takes to turn up the heat, and the library bathroom suffers the consequences. Yaoi oneshot, role reversal ColinxTory just for fun, rated M for graphic lemo
Off*Beat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Supplemental Forms by Lys ap Adin reviews
When Yamamoto Takeshi returns from the future, he has to cope with the loss of his box weapons. Fortunately, his father is there to help. Post TYL-arc, new future; gen, focusing on Yamamoto and his father.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - T. Yamamoto - Complete
Idiomatic by Lys ap Adin reviews
Sometimes it's a good idea to choose one's words wisely. Crackfic with Tsuna, Gokudera, and Yamamoto.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2009 - H. Gokudera, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Five Minutes In Heaven by Scuttlebutt Inc reviews
A mishap with Lambo's bazooka gives Gokudera a quick trip to the future where he finds a very pleasant surprise. Blatant 2759 fluff. Yaoi, GokuTsuna.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/16/2009 - H. Gokudera, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Miscommunication by NarcissisticRiceBall reviews
TF2 Story. Oneshots. Really now, how good do you think nine sadistic, convoluted, and eccentric individuals grouped together can communicate? Chap. 5: Boomerang You
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008
Prickly Heat by Hiki-chan reviews
5927 Oneshot. Because with Tsuna around, Gokudera was just always suffering. Tsuna's just too oblivious isn't he Gokudera-kun?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/29/2009 - H. Gokudera, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Water Heater by p-sama7 reviews
Hanai was never really good at hiding. Hanai/Tajima with Abe/Mihashi
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
Age Difference by Lys ap Adin reviews
Hibari has grown impatient with Dino, and takes steps. Fluff with DinoxHibari
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/30/2008 - K. Hibari, Dino - Complete
How Crowley Fell Out of Love with the Bentley by Moczo reviews
A bored Crowley wonders what will happen if he puts an actual Best of Queen tape into the Bentley, Aziraphale is not adjusting well to actually selling books, and Hastur knows he wants revenge but isn't sure why or on who.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
It's All Part of A Bigger Plan by frigo reviews
Charles and Jay have relationship issues. At the same time, school finishes, a girl passes out on a toilet, and there are more gay couples than you can poke a stick at. Charles/Jay what-on-earth-are-we discovery fic.
Honeydew Syndrome - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jay, Charles - Complete
Living by lewdness reviews
Even the mafia deserve happy endings. Gokudera/Tsuna/Yamamoto implied.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2008 - T. Yamamoto, H. Gokudera
Two for the Price of One by branewurms reviews
OR: Charlie's Worst Nightmare. Gag fic. Johnny/Charlie/Rafelle. God save us all, there's two of them. Poor Charlie. Rated M for sexual content and language.
Vassalord - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Best Kept Secrets by lewdness reviews
In which Gokudera and Tsuna are the worst kept secret in the Vongola family. Gokudera/Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2008 - H. Gokudera, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Relaxing by lewdness reviews
He was just helping the new Vongola leader relax. Really. Giotto/Tsuna.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo - Complete
Mine by Emery Board reviews
“The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It is focused attention.” This is not fluff. This is anti-fluff and contains the musing of one severely messed up Light. You have been warned. This fic contains themes and language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Spaces Between by xtwilightzx reviews
Although the tone was teasing, there was something in the words that made Isumi sound amazingly like Touya – when Shindou was nodding off and dead on his feet, and Touya was being snappy to hide the concern in his voice. IsumiWaya
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2008 - S. Isumi, Y. Waya - Complete
Lullaby by flamablechoklit reviews
Mello is tired. Matt helps. MxM oneshot fluff! Rated for light yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Thunder Cries by Shadow Nekomata Soul reviews
A thunderstorm makes Matt recall some horrible memories. MXM, MattXMello, Fluff
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Water Torture by incandescens reviews
In which Byakuya and Renji drip a lot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Byakuya K., Renji A. - Complete
Song drabble meme by TalksToSelf reviews
Put your music player on shuffle and write a drabble for each song that comes up, do this ten times. My Only Wish This Year, Picture Perfect, The Pulse, I'll Remember You, Coin Operated Boy and more
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/26/2008 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
The Right Questions by TalksToSelf reviews
He didn't like the answer... but only because he'd asked the wrong questions. Implied 104 spoilers for 160
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Back Seat Anecdotes by fool.0 reviews
We," Kakashi gestured magnanimously, "are going on a road trip."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,590 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Those Nights by Ashinan reviews
Those nights, when we were together, when the hardships in our lives were forgotten; those nights kept me going. And they kept me alive.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
To Preserve Moral Decency by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Near finds that Matt and Mello share... just about everything.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Before the Jump Off Hillshire Forest by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. The birth of a bond that would last a lifetime was really created by a rambunctious star and a horrid smell. Matt x Mello. OS.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Withdrawal by Sophdeloaf reviews
A little "what if Mello went into chocolate withdrawal" humor. It includes some Mello and Matt fluff...sort of. Rated M for language.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Nicknames by Krista Kat reviews
How DID the boys at Wammy House get such strange nicknames? Find out here! Rated for Mello's pottymouth. XD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Pathetic by zoesaurusrex reviews
Light reflects on the strange pathetic air of his co-workers. Implied yaoi, it's not AU, but it's getting there. MatsuIde
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Twister by PheonixShadow reviews
Practice had been cancelled, and it's raining outside. What should the Regulars do? Luckily for them, Fuji had a 'Twister' game set in his bag.... Thrill Pair / Golden Pair / InuKai / Imperial Pair
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Fuji S., E. Ryoma - Complete
Fuji Needs a Hero? by shourin reviews
Chapter 2 of Fuji's wierdness! Fujixeverybody.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Fuji S. - Complete
Job Well Done by Carbucketty reviews
Matt has definately given up on having goals and aspirations. But Mello's right there. Matt x Mello, kinda.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Matt, Mello
No secrets by draumur i dos reviews
There are no secrets in the Potter family. Not for long anyway.SLASH AS/S.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Amazing Grace by Canadino reviews
on the ship back, Jack ponders the life before the island, filled with a church and a hall full of angelic voices...jacksimon
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
He's Just Shy by xTeniPurix reviews
Kaidoh is dating someone...and Momoshiro finds out. Emerald Pair for Shadowkaru15.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Inui S., Kaidoh K. - Complete
The chronicles of drabbles by iMissa reviews
Drabbles about everything and anything. 15: Character drabbles, because everybody needs a counterpart.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,838 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Get Out Alive by Canadino reviews
Sometimes your life flashes past your eyes so fast...sometimes it's painstakingly slow, especially when you're suffering...implied ralphxsimon
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
Goggles? by TakeruDream reviews
Mello wonders why Matt always wears those goggles... -MattxMello- one-shot. Wammy's house fluff.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Warmth In Winter by Miyamashi reviews
MelloXMatt Wammy's fluff. When the heaters in the House suddenly and mysteriously malfunction, it takes a little bit of creativity to keep warm. Completely and utterly innocent, as long as you don't mind a little shounen-ai.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
ORGASM!: The Mello Chronicles by Her Sweetness reviews
Wammy's. Thanks to a mysterious magician, Mello has gained an interesting power. But he's fast become a menace to the orphanage and Rodger just can't take it anymore... that's when L steps in. Crack!mini.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Lord of the flies chapter 13 by superstace18 reviews
so i had to do this for school, but i actually had fun with this assignment
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Next to Me by Caelum Tsubasa reviews
When Abe gets sick right before the final game, Mihashi finds himself at loose ends. How can he possibly pitch without Abe there to catch for him? Tajima might have a solution... Oofuri
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/20/2008 - T. Abe, Ren M. - Complete
Kimono by azzami reviews
He never had much luck when it concerns his health. Kaidoh centric
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Kaidoh K. - Complete
Why we shouldn't FULLY Trust Spellcheck by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
...Title says it all. Hope you enjoy. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shino's Birthday! by hardxfreakinxcore reviews
Kiba and Hinata are throwing a party for Shino's thirteen birthday! They must tackle preparations, invitations, decorations, and other things that end with 'tions! Oh yeah, and its a surprise party!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,612 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Rose Coloured Glasses OR Seeing Is Believing by TalksToSelf reviews
There is one thing stupider-looking than Yuuko in those glasses, and that would be Doumeki in those glasses. Sometimes, seeing is believing. Fluffy little 104/Donuts/Douwata
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2008 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Mission: Reunite Team 8! by Copkid reviews
Team 8's members aren't doing so hot on working together, Kurenai could tell from just one battle. Kiba is fighting with Akamaru, Shino is as uncaring as ever, and Hinata won't speak up. Kurenai&Asuma cook up a plan to reunite team 8 But will it work...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
Moral of the Story by helga3 reviews
In which Momoshiro is definitely not a vampire. A tragedy in four acts. Or possibly a romance, or a comedy. Four acts for sure, at least. Momo/various.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Momoshiro T. - Complete
Can't You See I Worry? by The Forbidden Secrets reviews
Roger is vicious and sadistic, but there is one thing he cares about, and that’s Jack. OneShot RogerJack
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Comfort by jeevasxkeehl reviews
Friend MattMello fluff Matt, how can you smile at a time like this? Damn it, L just died! What's there to be happy about? The blonde snapped, as the tears flowed down his face.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Stronger by clam theif reviews
Mello wasn't really as tough as he seemed. Constant bullying in school, but a hero to all the other kids at Wammy's. It's tough, feeling weak. At least there's someone who believes in you a lot. MattxMello fluff. Temp. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
How Sasuke deals with all the bashing by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
How does Sasuke deal with all the bashing he must go through? The answer may SHOCK you...again. Sort of, but not quite, sequal to 'Sasuke's REAL reason for wanting to Kill Itachi.' Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
He Hates Me by Evnissyn reviews
[Young Peter POV] He is my father, my brother, my creator, my God. Why does he hate me? Ender series, book 3.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
The Beast is Everywhere by LolliliciousLolly reviews
After returning home, Ralph and Jack both write diaries about what happened on the island...and all the terrible things they did...
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Sasuke's REAL Reason for wanting to kill Itachi by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Why does Sasuke REALLY want to kill Itachi? Be warned, the truth may SHOCK you. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Drumbeats and Heartbeats by Reifa reviews
The sun beat down on the procession of black with a vengeance. There was no breeze to alleviate the intense heat the boys simply continued to trudge through the thick wilderness. The heat was making Simon dizzy and delirious, but he didn't dare remove the
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Complete
Ever Seen a Snake Dance? by M-Maltesers reviews
Momoshiro and Kaidou spend the waltz trying to stomp on each other’s toes. MomoKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Momoshiro T., Kaidoh K. - Complete
English by Post Its by M-Maltesers reviews
Momoshiro and Kaidou are bored, annoyed at each other and armed with sticky notes.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Kaidoh K., Momoshiro T. - Complete
The Nature Of MiddleSchool Boys by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Even if Ryoma HAD hit puberty, he still wouldn't appreciate the situation due to the sheer lack of tennis involved. And yet, practice is halted by the rest of his team's raging hormones. The idiots.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2007 - E. Ryoma - Complete
Meddling by Hopeakaarme reviews
Most people fight when they break up. To some, it's the opposite. Shounen ai MomoKai, minor Golden Pair.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Momoshiro T., Kaidoh K. - Complete
Mishap at the Petting Zoo by Celeris reviews
Iruka takes our 15 intrepid young ninja on a field trip. But little do they know that what happens there will change their lives forever....or at least make it very awkward...and furry...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
A Walk in Another's Shoes by facethisnight reviews
Daisuke has always been worried about his friend, Satoshi. But one night, when they have a chance to see what it's like for the other, will they freak or accept it?
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,850 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
Gaara's 12 Step Program to Serenity by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Headache Season by incandescens reviews
Byakuya, Gin, and an epidemic of headaches.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Byakuya K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
A Friend In Need by Chikorita-Trainer1 reviews
Tory gets attacked by some gay bashers and Paul rescues him. NOT SLASH. STRICTLY FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot. A short, fluffy, friendship fic.
Off*Beat - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Mommy by Maricella reviews
[Ookiku Furikabutte or Oofuri] [AbeMiha and HanaMiha] Mihashi has trouble buttoning up his coat.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Drawn Together by Quiet Tiger reviews
It was a routine day until hormones came in.
Foxtrot - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Complete
My childhood wish by UmiHoshi reviews
On one day, Gaara finds Temari's old diary. temagara oneshot. sibelings, no incest love etc
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
A Rather Strange and Embarassing Ordeal for Snape by Lady Gwen reviews
A certain pet shop owner from China Town pays a visit to Hogwarts and Snape is in charge of showing him around. PLEASE read the author's note first.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Trio: The Most Beautiful Sound by IQ of a Walnut reviews
Team 8 fic, AU, friendship thing. Three outcasts, three pieces, one masterpiece. The birth of bonding. Discaimer: Own the original, not the people.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
A Great Honor by Momosportif reviews
Just a Yondaime and Jiraiya oneshot from when Yondy was young. Sometimes being a prodigy has its setbacks, but the young Yondy doesn't just have innate talent. He has his heart in the right place too. Character's are Kishimoto's! Enjoy and review! Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
Someone Special by Momosportif reviews
KibaTem oneshot. Kanky convinces Temari to join him on an excursion to spy on team 8 in an attempt to fix her relationship sorrows. They end up finding a lot more than they bargained for!Don't own Naruto.Please read, enjoy, and comment if so inclined!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Kiba I., Temari - Complete
Late by Momosportif reviews
Kakashi and Sakura, not as a couple. Just a little Kakashi drabble to his previous student. Companion to my other fic My Hokage. Enjoy and comment if so inclined! Kishimoto's characters. Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
My Hokage by Momosportif reviews
Naruto and Kakashi, not as a couple. What Kakashi thinks of his once knuckleheaded student. Just a little drabble. Enjoy and comment if so inclined! I don't own Naruto, among many things. Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Chunnin by Momosportif reviews
Thoughts of Shikamaru after he makes chunnin while everyone, especially his sensei, are preoccupied with the aftermath of the attack on Konoha.Quicky oneshot. Shout out to Kishimoto,owner of Naruto.Please read, enjoy, and comment if you are so inclined!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Shikamaru N., Asuma S. - Complete
Be Nii san by Momosportif reviews
ItaSasu as brothers, no yaoi. Oneshot pre Uchiha clan murder. Sasuke gets a little injury and is rescued by his nii san. All characters are Kishimoto's. Please read and enjoy! Comment if the mood suits you!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Rivals by Momosportif reviews
All the things Gai thinks of his eternal rival and the one thing he isn't able to tell him aloud but they both know. Not as a pairing, little bff rant, please enjoy and comment if so inclined. Kaka and Gai are Kishimoto's. Smile!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Focus by Momosportif reviews
Just a little story about Shino and his da during the attack on Konoha. I know it's not the same lines as the anime... I beg forgivenessDon't own Naruto of course...Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Shino A., Shibi A. - Complete
Puberty Pals by Neon Green Jumpsuit reviews
The Naruto gang face something evil. Something Diabolical. Something life threatening. Something called puberty. M for language, mentions of sexual nature.Warning!Yaoi and Yuri parings!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2007
The Laser by IceCrome reviews
A bored Kiba finds solice in Akamaru, and a small red dot. [ONESHOT]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Kiba I. - Complete
My Behated by Hopeakaarme reviews
Kaidoh hates everything about Momoshiro, only not always for the reasons he appears to. Shounen ai MomoKai, implied shounen ai Golden Pair.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Kaidoh K., Momoshiro T. - Complete
The Undeserved Hardships of Draco Malfoy by Bullied reviews
It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Look Under The Bed by Peach Tuesday's reviews
"Oi teme I didn't know you swung that way!" "I don't you moron! Sakura threw me over here!" "But why would Sakurachan throw you, her precious Sauskekun, over here?" "Because you're an idiot and get your hand off my -!" TEAM 7 CRAZINESS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Bad Luck by heartofShou reviews
Oneshot. A little something about luck and why one should not ask Gaara for help.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Brothers in the Sand Dunes by Sparkableeder reviews
Short story about a time when Kankuro and Gaara were returning from playing outside Suna. [Not Sandcest]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Shino and Lee by Grey Grapevines reviews
When Lee discovers a photo album of him and Shino as best friends since childhood, he decides to give BugBoy a ring, to receive an unexpectedly paranoid father. ONESHOT, NOT YAOI, R&R, Flames are used to warm my toes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Lee R., Shino A. - Complete
Behind Konoha's Green Door by kaotic312 reviews
Gaara and his siblings are sentenced to 'community service'. Jiraiya has a little film project and needs some help. Crack fiction and rated T for language and situations. Leaf 11 and Sand Siblings with absolutely no Sasuke. Total crack, yep. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Complete
Not Your Ordinary Ninja by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Shikamaru copes with the psychological aftermath of his first kill.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
Embarassing Character Flaws by Kiarame reviews
Everyone has them. They come in the most unlucky forms sometimes. Shame Voldemorts weakness had to be this. It is embarassing really...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Triple Threat by kaotic312 reviews
Shikamaru is stuck babysitting, and Gaara is stuck helping. Disaster looms! One Shot. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Gaara - Complete
Drowning by Goldberry reviews
They were at the pool practicing drowning. [Team Gai]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Trials by TakeTenEyes reviews
Team 8 drabble. Kiba jokes around and gets humiliated, Hinata faints from seeing Naruto and keeps blushing and Shino says wise words and remains stoic yet cool. Typical day for them, right? But then again, Kurenai has a diff: opinion...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
A Strong Friend by Sparkableeder reviews
When Ino and Shikamaru have a fight, Choji goes to comfort shikamaru who is hurt the most. [This is based after Chap. 328]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Sasuke's coming of age by Ribbit-Rabbit reviews
While out on a mission with the rest of Team 7, Sasuke has a brush with puberty. Or so he thinks. Rated M just to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Raising Shinobi by NinjaSquirls reviews
Kakashi didn't know what he'd done to deserve this. He could handle fox demons, curse seals, and homicidal older brothers. No one ever told him he'd have to deal with puberty. Team 7 is growing up. Onesided SakuSasu and NaruSaku. SasuNaru and KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Evening Bonfire by Devlinn Reiko reviews
Luffy Ace childhood. Oneshot Another moment in the past. Ace explains why Luffy shouldn't get to close to fire.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Luffy - Complete
Trust by Leviticus Lied reviews
Shino and Kiba, the first overnight mission after being put on the same genin team, and completely opposite personalities. Don't tell me you were never curious bout how they became friends in the first place... Sort of humorish? Not romance...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
EDWARD: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
[v 2.0] Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an EDWARD ELRIC unit! With this guide, you can learn how to raise and love your very own Fullmetal Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Love in N Dimensions by Qoheleth reviews
My goal was to create a pairing that had never been used before. I think I might have succeeded.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Kikumaru's nickname by Tuli-Susi reviews
weird idea about a nickname for Eiji given by a surprising person. No pairings
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Kikumaru E., E. Ryoma - Complete
That Time of Month by Watercolor Ink reviews
Kiba smells something strange...what could it possibly be? And why is Hinata's face red? Shino is amused. Team 8 fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
ROY: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a ROY MUSTANG unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own Flame Alchemist!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
Breathe by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
[Hinted shounen ai: Matt x Mello] Speaking Mello’s name out loud made him burn. He’d been injected with a deadly dose of venom in black leather, and now he was writhing in his death throes. The trouble was that he liked it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Butterfly by shiawase4 reviews
That butterfly...I want to be like that. Mello's Pov [NearxMello Fluff Yaoi]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
Kibalicious! by juliagulia1017 reviews
Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H.
DRACO MALFOY: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONE SHOT] You've received a DRACO MALFOY unit, but he's giving you a difficult time, and you don't know how to deal with him. This manual's the answer for you! Done with full permission from Theresa Green.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,632 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Magnificent Trivialities by lefcadio reviews
my soul's burning out remix. Matt x Mello. Spoilers for 99. It's not like the video games, but this time, Matt's glad.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Nothing is Easy in Konohagakure by Airotia reviews
Hinata is forced to marry Shino, but neither of them want to marry the other. A loophole allows her to escape it, but her only chance is to marry the future Hokage, all the while dealing with abuse and gaining confidence in herself. HinataNaruto ShinoKiba
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,545 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Request by jyrenze reviews
L makes a request to Kira. Spoilers for chapter 58 onward and for L's real name. A bit of fluff and angst
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 419 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
1,001 Sexual Positions for the Flaming Wizard by Taylor Chasikin reviews
Part Two up! Embarassed Dean, Giggling friends, Meddlesome trouble, the Room of Requirement and Locking Charms. oh my
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Repetition by iMissa reviews
Just because they’re ANBU doesn’t mean that it still doesn’t hurt. [Team Seven]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
The Road to Life by iMissa reviews
Kakashi's Road to Life leads him to a bar, fully intending to forget his latest mission. However, he doesn't expect Sakura to be there. Beware the extravaganza of crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Real Reason by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
PUBERTY! by taratots reviews
Naruto asks a question...........just read to find out
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Cue The Heroic Rescue by incandescens reviews
A "rescue Orihime" piece which is probably not what will happen.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Ichigo K., Orihime I. - Complete
Repercussion by iMissa reviews
Sasuke makes fun of Sakura’s hair. Bad idea, Sasuke. Very, very bad idea.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
TOHRU HONDA: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] You've gone and bought yourself the TOHRU HONDA unit from our catalogue and don't know how to put it to use? Well, this manual's been made to help you out! Done with full permission from Theresa Green.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Tohru H. - Complete
Hearing Voices by juliagulia1017 reviews
Reposted in honor of Shino's birthday. Team 8 sillyfic. What do Kiba and Hinata have to say about Shino's voice?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Protective by iMissa reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have always been protective of Sakura. Well, now it’s her turn. [Team Seven]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Complete
Time to dance by iMissa reviews
Sasuke has to teach Naruto how to dance. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Candles by iMissa reviews
Naruto‘s alone on his birthday. Maybe Hinata can help him. [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Nightmares by iMissa reviews
Even after so many years, Sasuke still has nightmares. [Team Seven drabble]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Complete
Closet Cuddler by Quack says the T-shape reviews
In which Sasuke has an uke moment. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fire by artemisgirl reviews
Near had never liked emotions. They were too much like fire, too much like Mello, and they always ran out in the end. They ran out. Always. oneshot MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Near, Mello - Complete
Winter Wonderland by artemisgirl reviews
A series of loosely connected oneshots set at Wammy's House, updated daily for the week before Christmas. Expect fluff and humor here! And Merry Christmas! MN, MM, LMN and whatever else I end up writing. Love you all!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,199 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - L, Near, Mello, Matt
Dirt at the Bottom of Your Teacup by who wants that knowledge reviews
Toph and Zuko share tea. They talk. Or argue, depending on your perspective. A friendship oneshot not quite Toko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
Name by Miruvix reviews
What's in a name, anyway? MelloMatt orphanage fluff sort of. [Spoilers for Matt's real name]
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Complete
RON WEASLEY : Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] You've bought yourself a RON WEASLEY unit, now read on to find out how to use it. Done with the full permission of authoress, Theresa Green.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
Sasuke and his tomato by lilmissmay92 reviews
its just a random story about sasuke and his precious tomato. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
AYAME SOHMA : Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] You've bought yourself an AYAME SOHMA unit, now read on to find out how to use it, lest a certain snake should slither up your clothes! A fic inspired by Theresa Green.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Ayame S. - Complete
Tomatoes by iMissa reviews
Sasuke loves tomatoes, but as stalkerish as Sakura was, she never knew this. Poor, poor Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Family Thing by desolate butterfly reviews
AU, SasuSaku, ItaSasu crack What if Itachi never killed his clan? Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Naruto diaries! Intrigue, mystery and ramen by Ultraviolet Lemur reviews
The secret diaries of the naruto people! What are they really thinking? Find out! Youth, sharingan, ramen! Come one, come all, and come quick before they get me for swiping their diaries!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006
Sakura's day out by Ultraviolet Lemur reviews
All the girls get tired of Sakura being wimpy and decide to teach her how to be tough and ninjay! Will it work? or will Sakura drive them crazy first?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Sakura H.
Snow by iMissa reviews
Hinata has to go out, and she meets Naruto on the way. What could transpire from such an innocent walk? [NaruHina]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Your Mom by artemisgirl reviews
In retrospect, Mello thought, cracking 'your mom' jokes in an orphanage probably wasn't the best idea. MelloNear oneshot humor fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
YUKI SOHMA : Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by starry night blue reviews
[ONESHOT] You have bought the YUKI SOHMA unit, and still have no idea how to handle your Juunishi rat. So, we provide you with an owner's guide! An idea inspired by Theresa Green.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Yuki S. - Complete
LEE'S RAMEN BOWL! by sectumsempra394 reviews
very humorous...le takes sakura out to dinner
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Lee R., Sakura H. - Complete
Rain by bandwitch reviews
One of the main differences between Mello and Near had always been that Mello demanded knowledge, whereas Near simply absorbed it from the strangest of places. Mello cannot tell what Matt is thinking. Questions ensue. [MelloMatt, shounen ai.]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
Ever the same by iMissa reviews
The brooding bad boy always gets the sweet, innocent girl. The popular loudmouth and the geeky, shy girl that everyone underestimates end up together. The smart, lazy male forever winds up with the angry female. So then, where does that leave them?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
What's In A Nickname? by AJ Rayne reviews
Zuko sulks and Toph straightens him out with a dose of Earth Kingdom sensibility.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Engorgement by Jonn Wood reviews
Harry gets pregnant. And gives birth. Whether he wants to or not. MPREG fic parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Escape from Camp yay happy fun extra smiley land! by Ultraviolet Lemur reviews
Woo! Everyone loves camp, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,513 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Home by AJ Rayne reviews
Set sometime after The Tales of Ba Sing Se and before Lake Laogai, Zuko sorts some things out.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Remembering by bandwitch reviews
And somewhere, near or far, someone, he knows, is crying for them. MelloMatt, shounen ai, angsty, spoilers for the events of chapter 99.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Complete
A Sasuke Story by Kit turned Mighty reviews
A oneshot questioning Sasuke's mental health and Naruto making fun. Not serious at all here. Crackfic. But you might as well RR and Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Setups by Saulie reviews
Matt had the theoretically useless knowledge that he’d do anything, now. Whatever. Mattcentric speculation.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Looks by Saulie reviews
It was something to do, living. Matt and Mello and something that didn't happen.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Matt, Mello - Complete
At the Beginning by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven ficlet] Sakura sees something as a child that will change her path for the rest of her life. Story takes place before the opening of Naruto while characters are 5 to 6 years old.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Apartment Conversation by Mysteriol reviews
Risa knocks on Satoshi’s apartment door one day. Risa tries to make Satoshi blush. Satoshi wishes Risa would not jump on his bed... [SatxRisa, ONESHOT]
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Satoshi H., Risa H. - Complete
Death By Tennis by Elf Princess Bloom reviews
Eiji muses on the downside of teaming up with Fuji on a school project and Momo loses at Mortal Kombat. No pairings because I couldn't make love and decapitation play nice together.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Kikumaru E., Momoshiro T. - Complete
Who puts a bubble machine inside a mountain? by Hiho reviews
Who built the bubble machine, exactly? Written because there's only one story in this category and it looked lonely.
Zoombinis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
A Long Eventful Evening by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven story] In which Team Seven takes a mission, Sakura gets a date, and none of the boys are particularly happy about it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 171 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stalker by Uozumi reviews
One day a small white kitten took a liking to Kaidoh. No pairings.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Kaidoh K. - Complete
Guy Talk Girl Talk Fusion by Pepsi Dragon reviews
Following Guy Talk and Girl Talk is this! Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Neji, Lee, Ino, Ten Ten, Shikamaru, Temari, Chouji, Kiba, Shino, Hinata and Gaara are hanging out in the forest. Chaos and stupidity. Demented crack!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Complete
Birthday Surprise by etsuko reviews
It's Shino's birthday and Kiba and Hinata decide to surprise him with help from their old classmates, but is a campout at the forest of death too much for one birthday? Read to find out! sasusaku naruhina inoshika tentneji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005
I'll be in my Trailer! by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Naruto keeps forgetting his lines, Sakura wants more screen time, and Sasuke refuses to take his meds. Just another normal day on the set of Naruto. First up, Naruto! Discontinued, up for adoption.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Identity Crisis by averagegenius reviews
Sasuke suffers from a major bout of gender confusion. Oneshot. Konohagakure crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Failed Attempt by elegant-fleuret reviews
Neji tries, and fails, to explain sex to his younger cousin. Slight HinataxNaruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Untitled by dArkliTe-sPirit reviews
What was going through Jason's head after Peter told him to go up the ladder and get that football?
Foxtrot - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Gay by Tessa E Harrison reviews
Fuji and Eiji are gay. And Momo and Kaidoh are staying afterschool with Inui. I should be shot for this.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Kikumaru E., Fuji S. - Complete
Artistic License by desolate butterfly reviews
[SaiNaru ficlet] In which Sai attempts to paint some sunflowers and fails. Watch out for implied NaruSasuSaku as well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Uchiha Girl by RedLotusNin reviews
Turns out Sasuke does have a long lost sister. But when Sakura and Naruto go to visit her, she doesn’t exactly seem to be what they expected. [MarySue Parody, sort of]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trivial Magnificence by Acey Dearest reviews
But his heart isn't aware and the smile's plastered on his face. Chapter 99 spoilers. MelloxMatt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Filial Piety by firefly reviews
It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 236 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Memoirs of a Go Player by Laziness Incarnate reviews
The diary of Touya Akira. That is, if Touya Akira were a crazy stalker. (Now with the diary of Shindou Hikaru, the stalked!)
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
What are they doing? by baka-yarou reviews
After spotting a couple of bugs, Luffy gets educated about the birds and the bees. Perhaps it got a little lost on Luffy. Rated Teen for some swearing and talk about the birds and the bees.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Peeping Tom? by elegant-fleuret reviews
The Byakugan was a powerful attack. It should be used to look for opponants chakra, not looking through boys pants! Neji finds out some odd information from his younger, female cousins. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Growing Pains by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, Team Seveness] How puberty defeated Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of Kissing by ivy-queen reviews
After hearing a conversation between Ino and Sakura, Sai becomes curious about the idea of kissing. As a result, his team mates find themselves in very awkward situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
U S of Angel by marigorbital reviews
I'm an American albino. So what? I move to a new city where I meet a clumsy red head and bluehaired dude that keeps glaring at me! Red, white, and blue... Don't I feel at home? yaoi, shounenai, they're GAY here okay? COMPLETED AT LAST
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 152,419 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Complete
The Real Reason by bruisedfingers reviews
The real reason why Sasuke hates Itachi so..[crackfic]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Naruto: Sex ed by hardxfreakinxcore reviews
COMPLETED! Yes, you read right, completed! Chapter 4: Kakashi reads part of his book to his students... but what is their reaction? Some adultish humor in last chapter... BEWARE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
A Shinobi's Guide to Puberty by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarutoGaara pairing] The Kazekage has a problem and Naruto is called in to solve it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
CODE RED by elegant-fleuret reviews
Neji explains to Hinata the joy of womenhood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Token by lefcadio reviews
Mello meets L for the first time. Mistakes, jealously, and chocolate. Takes place after 'The Architect', but isn't really a sequel.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Complete
Sardines and Rats Don't Mix by Enigmatic Mirage reviews
Challenge fic, issued by Lotus Aia. A game of Sardines goes awry, much to Sasuke's dismay. And who else should witness it but the loving Rookie Nine? Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Continuing the Conversation by foxfictionffn reviews
Awkward topic for the Sand siblings: in what condition, exactly, is Gaara's sex life? An unofficial sequel to JBMcDragon's story on LJ. Part of the Better Off Dead series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Towel, Shirt, and Boxers by SpiritSealedSlumber reviews
Naruto really shouldn't do laundry. Too bad Sasuke learns this the hard way...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Gaara by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
The highly anticipated continuation of the 30 Ways series! Also called, 30 Things not to Do Around Gaara if you Value Your Life
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Neko Neko no Mi by Pocky of Doom reviews
What happens when Luffy mistakes a Devil's Fruit for a tangerine?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Boredome by THIboxNK reviews
What happens when Dark gets bored? You get an embarassed Daisuke, a pissed off Krad, and an extremely satisfied Satoshi. shonen ai, SatoDai. oneshot.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N. - Complete
The Architect by lefcadio reviews
Near meets L for the first time. Of course, nothing's ever straightforward.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
Campfire by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] Team 8. It starts with Kiba asking Shino a simple question and ends with Kiba trying to kill Shino and Hinata punching Kiba into a tree to stop him. With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Watching the Wheels by Acey Dearest reviews
What happens when someone pulls you out of a lifetime of watching the wheels roll, for better or for worse. Four Matt shorts, spoilers up to chapter 83.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Hyuuga Hijinx by HarvestMoonRacoon reviews
That tape would be just FANTASTIC for black mail... No pairings.My mom thought it was hilarious...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Swinging Both Ways by hardxfreakinxcore reviews
A simple misinterpretation of 'swinging' leads to utter chaos, stupidity, and a horrible attempt at humor! Please comment, and I accept constructive criticism and suggestions as well!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Team eight is growing up by c0nfid3nt-Hinata reviews
Team eight is going thought some pubery issues. My friend wrote and I found t funny. Hinata is covering her eyes, shino can't control his bugs, and kiba is holding his nose. Why? find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Complete
Hate You by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Naruto defeats Sasuke in a most... unorthodox manner. Sasuke is not happy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Subconscious Desires by lefcadio reviews
Light x L. Light knows that dreams don't mean anything... so why is he so worried? Spoilers for 58.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Our Dearly Departed by artemisgirl reviews
HUGE SPOILERS FOR CHAPTERS 57 and 99! Several of Light's victims over the years sit around together and discuss the growing conflict below. quick oneshot please R&R
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2006 - L, Mello - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Ninety Eight by ramasterharper reviews
[Oneshot] Team 8 is relaxing after a mission and Shino tells Kiba just how many times he owes Hinata his life.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Owner's Guide by RuleThyMi reviews
If you’re thinking of purchasing a HARRY POTTER … you will find all of your questions answered HERE. Note: Harry Potter: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual is a PARODY.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Health Class by Sunkissed Guacamole reviews
Wyldon has decided to put Kel and the gang in Health Class. Fun ensues, romance blooms, and homework assignments that have EVERYONE embarrassed. K&N ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,096 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/29/2006 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
My Fair Lady by TakeHeart reviews
[Oneshot] It's a competition between Kiba and Shino to win Hinata? Pure Team 8 fluff. Or is it unfluff? [ShinoHinaKiba]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Hinata H. - Complete
Rain by The Prime Minister reviews
Just a moment on a mission, when four men's thoughts become what anchors them. Shikamaru, Naruto, Neji, Lee.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Misadventures of the Akatsuki by Blood red nin reviews
Join Itachi, Kisame and the other Akatsuki members on their adventures gathering up the demon vessels. Be prepared for random events, OOCness and a lot of misadventures and awkward situations! Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,689 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 6/26/2005
Behind Glass Eyes by Cheebi-chan reviews
A poem about Satoshi and Daisuke
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N. - Complete
Owner's Guide and Manual to UZUMAKI NARUTO by RaineJoybringer reviews
Congratulations! You're the proud new owner of an UZUMAKI NARUTO unit. Read this manual and learn how to take care of your new ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Pregnancy Tales by Sunkissed Guacamole reviews
What will happen when Alanna gets pregnant? Will she wreak havoc and kill George? A series of ministories starring: Alanna, Daine, Kel, Thayet, Aly, Yuki, Buri, Rispah, Shinko, and of course, Owen! ABANDONED, DISCONTINUED, ON HIATUS AND SUCH!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
The Garment of Concentrated Evil by Evilflyngmonkees reviews
“Hermione,” he asked between chuckles, “are you talking to my jumper?” The first of several chapters detailing Hermione's trip to insanity and back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Series Of Twisted One Shots: Naruto Style! by Dyeh reviews
These stories aren’t based with Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura – no, they’re based with Shino, Kiba and Hinata. Why? Just because. Oh, and if they're anything that I write they're pretty twisted. Anyways, enjoy these shorts. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
the Birds and the Bees by Zooie reviews
Set after the Chuunin exam. Hinata asks Neji about the birds and the bees. He explains... sort of.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2005
Ninja Life by Zooie reviews
Takes place during the chuunin exam. Lee is laid up in the hospital and Gaisense arranges a visit from the other genin. What are they to do to pass the time? Play the hippest board game around, of course: Ninja Life!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/22/2005
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to ROCK LEE by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own ROCK LEE unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your fuzzyeyebrowed Taijutsu specialist, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Pigs Are Intelligence by Zooie reviews
Attack of the crack fic! What's the newest and coolest ninja training method around? Drawing pigs, of course! Pity the Genin 12.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2005
Nice to be normal by mkh2 reviews
Daisuke has a question in his mind that he really wants to know the answer to: Why does Satoshi go to school if he's obviously graduated? So, naturally, he asks our young detective. Purely platonic friendship between Satoshi and Daisuke.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/19/2005
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Puberty by pinkpuruu reviews
Team Gai on the subject of growing up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2005
Mr Jack Pots by Link and Luigi reviews
Kiba and Hinata had no idea that Shino would take a simple prank so seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kiba I., Shino A.
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
My Life as a Teenage Shinobi by Kawaii Yoshi reviews
It's finally happened: the rookie nine are growing up! What will the teachers do?...what won't they do? Read and find out! Warning: AU, slight OOC. Rated for poking silliness at the wonders of being a teenager. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,561 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
Obsession by Seravy reviews
Naruto is rushed to the hospital.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Complete
Square One by soybean reviews
[SasuSaku] As seasons change and puberty hits, revenge takes a backseat to love, girls, and all the troubles that come with it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/2/2004
Reflections of a Pregnant Knight by princess-sunshine2003 reviews
Alanna's pregnant with the twins and her hormones have gone into overdrive. A fun little look into the mind of a legend on the birth of her children. One-Shot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Trials of Affliction and Light Sleeping by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco discovers that he is part Veela. The odd thing is that Veela’s are only supposed to be female. This little fact wouldn’t be bound to bring along some peculiar side effects during mating season, now would it? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,212 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Miasma by firefly reviews
A year after returning from Konoha, Temari becomes depressed as she notices her family growing farther apart. And after easing her loneliness in alcohol, she returns home one night to find that Gaara has noticed it too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Late Night Awkward by Bittersweet Mika reviews
Sakura can’t sleep, and Kakashi just can’t escape his students. Awkward situations and revealing conversations abound. Not to mention some realizations about themselves and each other
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/3/2004
Morning Rituals by Kawaii Yoshi reviews
Get up, wash your face, brush your teeth…and listen to an argument between a crazy teenage puppeteer and an insomniac killer? Some morning ritual…slight humor and sweetness between our three favorite sand siblings!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Shedding Baby Fat by Blueezy reviews
Despite being viewed as a monster, Gaara is still human. As vestiges of childhood melts away for adult features, Temari and Kankuro are stuck with teaching Gaara about puberty unless the responsibility is pushed on someone else. Gaara Naruto fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/6/2004
Crush Chats by artemisgirl reviews
Hermione confides in Harry about her crush on one of her friends, but it's not who Harry expected... oneshot yuri HGxGW R&R! A light fun fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G. - Complete
Gloss and Glamour by goodomen reviews
Ron meets up with Draco wearing eyeliner and lipgloss in a club and is mortified. In which there are glossy kisses and embarassed boys. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Seeker by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
(CONTINUED WITH ANOTHER TWO CHAPTERS!) Sirius’ death leaves Harry emotionally numb. He desperately wants to feel again and feels that Draco is the one who can make him do that. One-shot, two chapters, two POV. HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2004 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Baby Bumble Bee? by Shino Bee reviews
(nyah I stink at summaries.. PG13 for later chapters)Shino's own Bee chan Turns human for a short amount of time. It's his new responsibility to watch out after her, of course with the help of Kiba and Hinata. Does this prove to be too much of a task?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 12/10/2003
Instinct by Alone in the Desert reviews
Unlikely as it is, a homeless, pregnant teenager named Jenek becomes mother to a hero. Rated for various dark themes and sexual context. Formerly titled Instinct and Unlikeliness. Standalone
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Circle of Magic - Complete
how about go? by ee970 reviews
Sai never had a chance to say it, but sometimes it's okay to run from challenges. So, Hikaru doesn't realize this until its way too late... (of course! it's funnier that way) Rated for Ogata, and that should explain everything. (2/6)
Hikaru no Go - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 2/25/2003
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
Twofish by a demon of my word reviews
some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2002
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Blood and Dreams reviews
The boys are on the ship heading home, but they're having problems with what they've done in the past. Ralph, Roger, Jack, and a little of Sam and Eric. I'm not very good at summaries. Yet another thirteenth chapter story. Contains angst.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Pervs, the Lot of Them! reviews
The Naruto girls discuss the guys. Oneshot. Rating because of the conversation's nature. I suck at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Pranks reviews
Zuko is tricked into hugging some random dude, followed by more obnoxious tricks. No pairing intended.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete