Giver of Roses
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Joined 01-20-07, id: 1202838
Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Bartimaeus Trilogy, and Harry Potter.

Hello out there! How fares your world? (Mine is currently seen through odd shades of green . . . but last week it was fluffy. . .)

Um... still in high school and I am the 'weird' one.

I LOVE to read books and manga and I do believe that the Pirates of the Caribbean movies are possibly the best of the century. Yes...I'm a fan, can you tell? Don't answer that...

If you want me to read your story just e-mail me and I'll read and REVIEW your story. I won't flame, I promise... I'm always on the look out for good stories, so do e-mail me.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Hydromaniac, russanodrey, Giver of Roses,

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are suffering from any or all of the following symptoms : Crooning and muttering to inanimate objects, defending said object against foes real or imagined despite risk of loss of limb, a potent fear of black hooded capes or curtains, and/or an odd obsession with pirates, fan fiction, the time-space continuum, and fictitious beings of all nature, etc..) Copy this into your profile & add your name to the list. Giver of Roses,

If you are fond of Cheetos, HP DVDs, bridges, pirates, suspense, gloating over the imminent doom of _ (Please insert villain name of your choice), miniscule robots, paperclips, overall insanity. . . Do check out my other stories and (drum roll please ) REVIEW!!!! (Reviews make my world HAPPY! Wow... that made no sense...)

...My Bartimaeus trilogy fanfics are currently paused... due to writer's block...

Xena's Rules For Survival

1. If you can run. Run.

2. If you can't run. Surrender and then run.

3. If you're outnumbered let them fight each other while you run.

4. Talk your way out of it.

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Two Little Birds by Manta Rayz reviews
Jack plus Elisabeth equals Jasabeth! Two Little Birds is a drabble of oneshots and stories that I never quite finished concerning the greatest Ship that ever sailed a pirate ship.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S.
Lifelong Ties by DANCEwithME.dammit reviews
They only liked me because I was good entertainment, my first kill was done with a broken bottle in selfdefence and I ended up drunk that night because of Jack Sparrow. After all that, I still ended up on the Black Pearl, working for my best friend.JackOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,248 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
You know youre obsessed with PotC when: by alyssialui reviews
Just like the Harry Potter one, the name says it all. All ideas are welcome. enjoy
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
The Crossover Big Time by iLOLlotz reviews
In the glitch of the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 DVD, Captain Jack Sparrow is on a minivoyage to find a treasure of great value. He meets some...interesting and unlikely characters along the way...
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
101 Ways To Go Insane From Being A In A Fanfiction by E. Linnet reviews
What do our characters do in they're spare time? They talk to each other, whine about authors and...well, just read and find out!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006
Crazy by My True Love reviews
A poem I wrote about the change of Mort Rainey...please read and review!
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Illegal Secrets by Sora Hajime reviews
Alex has not had a mission in two weeks. The MI6 have been watching him just in case they need him again, they do, and it will be very, very dangerous.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007
The After Affects by Captain Meghan reviews
After rescuing Jack, the crew finds him to be acting even stranger yet. He's very quiet and solemn. Is this because of what happened At World's End? Or the result of a broken heart? The ship scale is leaning toward Sparrabeth. Last chapter is up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007
You and I by Pacific Blue reviews
Here's another poem...i know i'm not good at writing em but just read it...this one's for you athrun and cagalli
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Athrun Z., Cagalli Y. A. - Complete
Baldy Valdey by blackrrose reviews
Here at last..... the truth about Voldemort and what he did between books 1 4. His Chronic Baldness
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Voldemort, Peter P.
100 ways to drive Captain Jack Sparrow insane by Saphalina reviews
previously called twenty ways to drive captain jack sparrow insane. Does exactly what it says on the tin, a list of things that you could do to drive our beloved Sparrow slowly insane.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Complete
In the Face of Death by Nerds United reviews
Oneshot or drabble of the kiss in POTC2 from Jack's POV. Elizabeth has always been a child in Jack's eyes but once a girl arranges to kill you, you start to think differently.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Falling by E. Linnet reviews
James was rather bored, really, staring at that map... Norrie oneshot, set after COTBP. First part of three oneshots.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Curiosity and the Kiss by purplediamond7 reviews
The title says it all, doesn't it? Jack and Elizabeth's kiss on the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Jack by E. Linnet reviews
Because he's finally back, and she still hasn't said his name. Oneshot, Sparrabeth.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2007
A Story of Stunt Doubles by Captain Meghan reviews
Stunt Doubles seem to be everywhere to Elizabeth. This is a very short story of stupid, but funny, humor. It takes under 60 seconds to read and even shorter to review. So what have you got to lose?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Promise by CalliopeMused reviews
Kitty remembers old promises. So does Bartimaeus. [Oneshot] Spoilers for Ptolemy's Gate.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Complete
Kangaroo Jack by 4 ever 4 you reviews
Jack has got something really important to tell Will, but he isn't sure how he will take it. Will he crush all of Jack's hopes or will they be fulfilled? Read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
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Silver Sands reviews
A voyage to the end of the world leaves none the same. There is a sinister presence on the Pearl as they float through perpetual darkness. The evil taints everyone, creating confusion and hatred. REVIEW MINE AND I'LL REVIEW YOURS. on hold.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
What REALLY is Happening reviews
A series of interviews with the characters of my other fic Silver Sands and the discarded chapter 5which would've actually been chapter 4. Please read and review. Odd references to The Ominous Blue Box.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2007
To Say Hello and Goodbye reviews
Ah what to write, what to right... Well... I can't think of anything... so just read it and let me know what you think. Oh and please review... pretty please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Tia D.
The Ominous Blue Box reviews
Trouble surrounds Barti. and Nat because of Nat's disturbing obsession with a box. A blue box. Of Paperclips. Much gloating over Voldemort's looming demise and many references to Cheetos. Flames welcomed with open arms...NICE reviews get cookies!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
I HATE Camping! reviews
Kitty runs into an ODD group of villains from modern books and movies.Sirius is tagging along just 'cause he can.Durza is searching for fairies from the Artemis Fowl series.Saint Dane is leading and Draco is very confused now.Raistlin's plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Draco M., Sirius B.
Maybe We Should Have Rented A Movie reviews
Barti and Nat go to the movies.But after a mishap involving an old man and a ferret,the disappearance of Nat. Barti attempts to take over the human world as we know it via time travel and Prague.Something goes wrong.He finds himself on a ship.pirate ship
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007
Talk Show Bedlam reviews
A talk show host accuses Bartimaeus of living in a giant cow, pirates show up, Darth Vader discovers rum. Courtesy of Captain Jack. An insane monopoly game, villains scheming in a corner, Bohemian Rhapsody and a Davy Jones impersonation. Review please!
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007