Kholen Phantomine
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Joined 01-20-07, id: 1202909, Profile Updated: 04-12-10
Author has written 15 stories for RENT, and Twilight.

Hiya, my name is Rissa, I'm sixteen, I absolutely love music, and musicals. My three greatest obsessions as of right now are Harry Potter, RENT, La Roux, and... well, actually, that's it. Absolute top, those are.

I quite like writing, actually. Up until now I haven't felt like making the time for it, but I forgot how marvellously addictive it is, so I'm returning with atleast some fervour.


I'm sorry, I honestly don't think Maureen is a slut. She's a free spirit, and Mark and Joanne are insecure. I just can't see the promiscuity in her. Also, I'm aware that in the real version, Mo makes out with a random boho chick during La Vie Boheme. I don't think it's relevant. La Vie Boheme was a celebration of Bohemia, of the alternative, the taboo, the wonderful, the free. It was an expression of that, not unfaithfulness. Jus' my opinion.


I figure I need to start filling up some space on this fool thing, so... a quiz-thinger stolen from Ms. Liana.

USING ONLY ONE WORD! It's not as easy as you might think! Copy and change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers

1. Where is your cell phone? Desktop

2. Your significant other? Unobtainable

3. Your hair? Annoying

4. Your mother? Silly

5. Your father? Oblivious

6. Your favorite music? Good :D

7. Your dream last night? unrememberable

8. Your favorite drink? Coke!

9. Your dream/goal? Happiness

10. What room you are in? Computer.

11. Your hobby? Music

12. Your fear? Loneliness

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Anywhere

14. Where were you last night? Fanfiction!

15. Something that you are not? Margarine!

16. Muffins? Sexy!

17. Wish list item? Hmm...

18. Where you grew up? BC

19. Last thing you did? Read

20. What are you wearing? Clothes

21. Your TV? Off

22. Your pets? 'Leeny-cat

23. Friends? Frabjouous

24. Your life? Continues

25. Your mood? Jumbled

26. Missing someone? Oui.

27. Car? Miniscule

28. Something you're not wearing? SOCKS.

29. Your favorite store? Chapters!

30. Your favorite color? Purple

33. When is the last time you laughed? Earlier

34. Last time you cried? Yesterdayish

35. Who will also do this? Nobody!

36. One place that I go to over and over? HPANA

37. One person who texts me regularly? Buttahs

38. My favorite place to eat? Chelle's

39. My favorite food? Tasty.

40. Where you wish you were right now? Bed :D


Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of drunk Vegas 55-hour marriages would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in Canada.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --


I LOVE CONCRIT! Really, it's about a thousand, million times better than "Oooh, I like your story!". Now, if that's all you have time or energy for, that's lovely too, but I prefer tough reviews if you feel like writing them. THANKS, that's all... slinks back into obscurity

OH, and one more thing... wait, nope, forgot it. Never mind.

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Their Favourite Things by HeavyDrugsOrGroupHugs reviews
Post-RENT. On boring days, we learn what maked them happy.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Proof Positive by Wandering-Recluse reviews
Someone walks into the most unique restaurant in Sante Fe....and comes out completely changed after meeting 7 special people. One shot.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Complete
In Laughter, In Strife by LegsLegsLegs reviews
In late November of the year 1989, a probable cure for HIV/AIDS was discovered in a small laboratory in Washington state. This cure came with a side effect, however. One that would change the world. Hi, I'm Angel. And this is my story.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Angel D., T. Collins
Learning to Tango by footsteps in the snow reviews
Joanne walks in to Miss Porter's, and everthing changes. From crazy roommates, to hot french girls, to the craziest love triangle, the drama never stops. VERY AU. Read and Review!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,008 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Joanne J., Maureen J.
Today 4 U: Proof Positive by Angel Of The First Degree reviews
Chapter 50 as of 6-8-04. COMPLETED RENTfic about Angel's past. Read and Review, please!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 153,934 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Complete
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Edificio di Donna reviews
Or, Building of Woman. Sequel to Rinascimento di Donna. Rating, like the other's, may change. Enjoy, my darlings! Warning: You may want to read the first beforehand. MoJo, during RENT, for those who don't do so.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Joanne J., Maureen J.
My Saviour reviews
Bella should really learn not to walk alone at night. Rated M for Extremely adult situations. Not for everyone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Bella, Alice
Junior Prom reviews
The night of M/M's first kiss. Hurray! Belonging to my own personal cannon.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Maureen J., Mark C. - Complete
Sometimes I Watch Them reviews
Yes, Angel is dead. But she still has feelings.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Angel D. - Complete
Simone reviews
Disclaimer right here! Roger had two great loves in his life, and she was his first. Not an OC story, I promise. Just read. Hehehe...
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Roger D. - Complete
Rinascimento di Donna reviews
Or, Renaissance of Woman. Yet another retelling of the birth of MoJo, with an unusual twist; it's from Joanne's point of view. Rating for Ch. 9. COMPLETE!
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,334 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Maureen J., Joanne J. - Complete
Berries reviews
A poem, in Jo's perspective. Thoughts on tasty things, like Maureen. M for implied adult situations.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Maureen J., Joanne J. - Complete
Helium, Sparkles, and a Rogue Condom reviews
A right proper send-off. Rather angstier than one might guess from the title.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Mimi M., Roger D. - Complete
Goodbye Love A reviews
Roughly, April's last ten hours. A poetic rendering. Hopefully not as pompous as that last note sounded.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - April E. - Complete
Strangers in Taxicabs reviews
A rather different version of the meeting of the ladies than my other fic. Rated M for SEXINESS. Thou hath been warneth-ed.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Maureen J., Joanne J. - Complete
Blue reviews
In my opinion, the most symbolic colour in the whole play. A short poem. Rated T for implied Mature Content.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010
The Difference Between Inside and Outside reviews
I don't think Maureen would've stayed with me if I had been a woman. Rated T for Mature Content.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Mark C. - Complete
Rock Stars Have Feelings Too reviews
Roger philosomatizes a little, and uses CURSE WORDS! Rated T for aforementioned scurrilousness.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Roger D. - Complete
Just Five reviews
Maureen Johnson is five years old. Just a short, slightly unstructured thing. OC, a little.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Maureen J. - Complete
Ay En Gee Ee Elle reviews
Collins has a hard night, but better might be in store. Or, specifically, The Food Emporium. Some Cangel. Musical world, but only just barely. First RENTfic!
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - T. Collins - Complete