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I'm going to try and write Veronica Mars: Young, PI and in Love, the sequel of Lilly Kane: Young, beautiful and dead so that I can publish it around the time the movie will go out (March 2014!!!!!).
A lot of story projects going on right now. I'm trying to slowly leave the TVD/Twilight fandom and when I'm finished with A Jump through Time, I'll be working on more Once Upon a Time (several small projects), Revolution (possibly a crossover with TVD or The Originals along with some one shots) and maybe work some more on my Alaric Grimm fanfic. I'll also work on some Reign crossovers.
Merci de me lire.
Thanks for reading me!
Lorelei Candice Black
"You don't ever have to feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life. It doesn't matter whether someone is a relative, romantic interest, employer, childhood friend, or a new acquaintance -You don't have to make room for people who cause you pain or make you feel small. It's one thing if a person owns up to their behavior and makes an effort to change. But if a person disregards your feelings, ignores your boundaries, and'continues' to treat you in a harmful way, they need to go." Danielle Koepke
This is something I need to remember more often... I think it's something a lot of people need to remember and put into action! :-)
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? This looks fun, let's see what it'll end up being...
Opening Credits: We are never ever getting back together - Taylor Swift
Waking Up: Memories - Barbara Streisand
First Day at School: Paradise by the Dashboard light - Glee Cast
Falling In Love: Blow me one last kiss - Glee Cast
Fight Song: Truly Madly Deeply - Savage Garden
Breaking Up: Hallelujah - Rufus Wainwright
Prom night: To love you more - Lea Michele
Life: Everybody hurts - R.E.M.
Mental Breakdown: Pretty-unpretty - Glee Cast
Driving: Defying Gravity - Wicked, the musical
Flashback: Those Lazy, Hazy, Crazy days of summer - Nat King Cole
Getting back together: Come home soon - SheDaisy
Wedding: Let's have a Kiki / Turkey Lurkey time - Glee Cast
Birth of Child: Touch a, touch a, touch a, touch me - Rocky horror picture show
Final Battle: Don't take your gun to town - Johnny Cash
Funeral Song: Beauty of the dark - Mads Langer
Final Credits: Forever - John Stamos
Well... The result is quite weird isn't it?
QUOTES from The Pretender that I like:
: These are the house rules: no running, no playing, no feet on the furniture, and no noise, which includes crying and whining. Be invisible and we'll get along just fine
: How do you think he will hold up?
: When in doubt, lie.
: I found something bizarre.
: Trust can kill you or set you free.
: I want to know who I am. And I'd rather die trying to find out than live not knowing.
: Are you telling me you've never been to a strip club before? You know, strange men cramming sweaty wads of cash into strange women's panties?
: [after asking the foreman about the sulfuric chloride] One more question.
: God forgives. I don't.
: Jarod, why don't you tell the group what brought you here?
: So, you're a doctor *and* a lawyer?
: You shouldn't underestimate Jarod. And you should never underestimate me. And the next time that you send me into a building that is gonna explode, it had better blow, because if it doesn't it's gonna be your gray matter they will be mopping up with a toothbrush.
Here are some quotes from The Nanny that I like... I laugh so much when I watch this! Especially when it's Niles and C.C. arguing:
: I couldn't put a foot out of bed this morning.
: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
: I find I can catch more flies with honey.
: I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress.
: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all?
: Oh Niles, what is it this time? Your job, your weight, no future?
: What's Maxwell doing in London?
: Seriously, Niles, where do you keep all that cash?
: Can you keep a secret?
[Fran and Sylvia are held hostage by a bank robber]
: [to Niles] Don't you have something to dust?
: Where the devil is C.C.?
[Fran has accidentally run over a rabbit]
Some good OC quotes:
: You know what I mean?
Seth: I’ve got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.
: I love you.
Julie Cooper: “Men to me are what chardonnay is to you. One sip and I’m upside down on a chandelier.”
: [about having sex with Summer for the first time] Ryan, I was Nemo, and I just wanted to go home.
: What are we fighting about?
: Not now, Mom, I'm studying naked.
: Don't ever get married!
Quotes from Once Upon A Time:
Belle: Love is hope. It fuels our dreams.
Mulan: "Tread carefully. It's dangerous to confuse vengeance with justice."
The Evil Queen: True love's kiss will break any curse.
Rumpelstiltskin: Love has killed more than any disease.
Mary Margaret: If people are suppose to be together, they find a way.
Rumplestiltskin: "Evil isn't born Dearie, it's made."
Mary Margaret: "Believing in even the possibility of a happy ending is a very powerful thing."
Emma: "Not feeling anything is an attractive option when what you're feeling sucks."
: How can she remember who you are, when she's lost sight of who she is?
: [referring to Mary Margaret] So you think someone's setting her up?
My favorite Sue FB eye quotes:
I'm Einstein with a gun. Boston born, Harvard educated, S.W.A.T. trained Myles Leland... III. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a country to save.
Oh give it to me. I don't have the "male map phobia" gene.
Darcy D'Angelo (Bobby's girlfriend): Don't fill up on pizza. Bobby's cooking. He's been working on a wonderful recipe for Rock Cornish Hen.
: [She's mad because she acted in commercial without being told that it was to elect a specific congressman] I'm going to go and exercise another one of my rights, that's what I'm going to do.
Lucy: [to Sue] That's a man for you: the world's coming to an end and he's scalping tickets.
Myles: A martyr who's taking medication so he can live long enough to kill himself, how sick is that.
Myles: How can someone sound cute?
Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Damon: Dear diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today, I told him it was Joe. That lie...will haunt me...forever! (This quote inspired my short fiction "Stefan's hunger", check it out!!!)
Damon: Stefan Smiles... Alert the Media!
DAMON: If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Rebekah: so women in the 21st century dress like prostitutes then?
STEFAN: uhmm..maybe they're ninja turtles.
Alaric: First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.
Damon: When Klaus dies, you're going to walk out of here without a scratch and Elena's aunt dies. Somehow you're the only one that wins. How'd that happen??
Elijah: The problem, Damon...you talk a good game but you don't actually know anything. She'll never forgive you. And never for a vampire...it's a very long time.
Caroline: Isn't killing cute defenseless animals the first step to serial killer?
“Yeah, Elijah’s one scary dude. But with nice hair.” - Alaric
Elijah: " It's quite a collection you have here. It's a funny thing about books. Before they existed, people actually had memories."
Rebekah: If you don’t shut your mouth, the next thing to come out of it will be your teeth.
Tyler: The bond effects how you act, not how you feel
: I hope this doesn't mean we get our *virginity* back too.
: Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out.
: Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?
: Phoebe, how many times have I told you not to play dress-up with the demons?
: Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?
: Don't you think you're being a little paranoid?
: You're pregnant?
: I'm goin' straight to hell cause it's got to be a sin to look THIS good.
: Paige! There will be no talk of testicle-orbing in front of the baby!
"It took us 15 years and 3 super computers to 'MacGyver' a system for the gate on Earth." - Samantha Carter
Kane: Do you ever give up?
Vala: You know, I never thought I would agree with my father, but now I’m starting to remember about how he used to go on about you nurture them and then you raise them and you teach them the best that you can and then all they do is break your hearts. I always assumed that his experience was just tainted by me.
Daniel: The Pentagon said this was everything.
Jack: How is a needle in my butt going to get water out of my ears?
Daniel: Wait a minute, you're actually saying you need someone dumber than you are?
Jack: We brought dinner and a movie.
Dangerous beauty favorite quotes: (it's hard to select, to me this whole movie is a giant quote to remember!)
Veronica Franco: I confess that as a young girl I loved a man who would not marry me for want of a dowry. I confess I had a mother who taught me a different way of life, one I resisted at first but learned to embrace. I confess I became a courtesan, traded yearning for power, welcomed many rather than be owned by one. I confess I embraced a whore's freedom over a wife's obedience. I confess I find more ecstacy in passion than in prayer. Such passion is prayer. I confess I pray still to feel the touch of my lover's lips. His hands upon me, his arms enfolding me... Such surrender has been mine. I confess I pray still to be filled and enflamed. To melt into the dream of us, beyond this troubled place, to where we are not even ourselves. To know that always, this is mine. If this had not been mine-if I had lived any other way-a child to her husband's will, my soul hardened from lack of touch and lack of love... I confess such endless days and nights would be a punishment far greater than you could ever mete out. You, all of you, you who hunger so for what I give yet cannot bear to see that kind of power in a woman. You call God's greatest gift-ourselves, our yearning, our need to love-you call it filth and sin and heresy... I repent there was no other way open to me. I do not repent my life.
Veronica Franco: [she's pealing a banana] The Latin for banana is arienna. Banana tree is pala.
Paola Franco: In order to choose your lovers wisely, you need to understand men. No matter their shape or size... position or wealth... they all dream of the temptress. The irresistible... unapproachable Venus... who quickly turns pliable maiden when they've had a hard day.
Gilmore Girls quotes (that show is one giant quote too!)
Lorelai: 'Mom, I'm getting married.' I'm an idiot. And you know, as my mouth was opening my mind was screaming, 'Don't do it, I mean it, you'll regret it.' But did my mouth listen?
Luke: This is Stars Hollow. You take three left turns and you're back in the center of town.
Sookie: [to Lorelai about Luke] He has had to watch you go from one guy to another, and then the engagement was on, and then the engagement was off, and patiently, he's waited. And in walks this kid and he says "My God, will she date anyone else in the world before she'll date me?"
Michel: Every day that you breathe you make my life harder
Lane: The very concept of childbirth is vaguely disturbing.
: Life as a priestess to the virgin goddess Hestia isn't all that hard, the most important rule is to know who you are.
: You always got to me, but you were bad for me, Ares. You still are.
Xena: I have *many* skills.
Gabrielle: I'll rise but I refuse to shine
Ares, God of War: [after Xena kills someone about to kill him] You saved my life. I won't forget it.
Ares: Danger excites you... and as you know I am somewhat dangerous
Bella: I do a good job of blocking painful, unnecessary things from my memory.
Bella: You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home
Edward: You've got a bit of a temper don't you?
Bella: Stupid shiny Volvo owner.
Leah: That's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate.
PUCK: Are you questioning my badassness? Have you seen my guns?
Ms. Corcoran: I want a look that's so optimistic, it could cure cancer.
PUCK: When I woke up, I knew it was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew and
Jesse: [To Finn] You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop
ARTIE ABRANS: We plan on smacking them down like the hand of god.
Will: I knew your brother, Jake. Puckerman.
Puck: Funny thing about a kiss. If it comes at the right time from the right girl, it can be like magic. It can bring you back to life, like CPR with tongues. It can change you, even if it's just back into what you always were: An all-original, Grade A bad ass.
Kurt: Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time.
Joe: I was having feelings.
Rachel: I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.
Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Finn: The show has to go...all over the place...or something.
Rachel: I'd like your feedback whether I was brilliant or simply outstanding.
Lauren: I want to be like a Kardashian. I want a TV show, and a fragrance. It'll be called "Zizes," and the slogan will be, "You just got Zized."
Coach Beiste: You crap on my leg, I'll cut it off.
Merlin's best quotes:
Merlin: I just want Arthur to trust me. And to see me for who I really am.
Arthur: So where are my flowers?
Arthur: (Laughs) Merlin is such a wonder, but the wonder is that he's such an idiot! There's no way he can be a sorcerer.
Arthur: What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out.
Merlin: I haven't had a chance to sit around and do nothing since the day I arrived in Camelot! I'm too busy running around after Arthur. “Do this, Merlin. Do that, Merlin.” And when I'm not running around after Arthur, I'm doing chores for you! And if I'm not doing that, I'm fulfilling my destiny! Do you know how many times I've saved Arthur's life? I've lost count! Do I get any thanks? No! I have fought griffins, witches, erm… bandits! I have been punched, poisoned, pelted with fruit and all the while, I have to hide who I really am because if anyone finds out, Uther will have me executed! Sometimes I feel like I'm being pulled in so many directions, I don't know which way to turn!
Merlin: This isn't funny.
Merlin: Arthur's thanking me, Uther's grateful, you're proud... I have never been this popular!
Arthur: (After Merlin saves his life) How many times do I have to get it into your thick skull? I'm supposed to be doing this alone!(Gawain turns up) Great. This just gets better and better. Are Gwen and Morgana here too? Are we going to have a surprise party?!
Best Raising Hope quotes:
Virginia: I know. It's weird how music kicks in certain things in her brain, like the other day I found out "America the Beautiful" makes her poop faster.
Virginia: [to Jimmy] I'm allowed to criticize you. I made you. You're my mistake.
Maw Maw: [looking at herself in the mirror dressed as a wiseman] Who the hell moved my vagina?
Burt: Noses are the unsung hero of the face, ties the whole thing together. Name one good looking person without a nose...can't do it.
Burt: Slow down there Jimmy. Do you even know what the hell you are doing?
Jimmy: I mean, if the murders were happening to me, yeah I’d be scared but they were happening to other people so...
Maw Maw: If you’re here to kill someone, I’m ready to go.
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