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Joined 01-21-07, id: 1203653, Profile Updated: 12-27-13
Author has written 8 stories for Animaniacs, Get Smart, Shakespeare, Goosebumps, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

I am a 25-year-old recent college graduate from La Crescenta, CA. In addition to writing, my hobbies include birdwatching and acting. My favorite bands are "Weird Al" Yankovic, Garbage, Nine Inch Nails, and Metallica, although I actually have very eclectic taste, and will listen to almost anything. The same applies to my taste in films: I can like anything.

My stories here and at Fiction Press (where I have the same username) will frequently revolve around the characters I have created for original stories of mine that will inevitably be sent off to publishers, once I get around to writing them. Here on Fan Fiction, the idea is that I will place these characters, whoever might be appropriate, into the fanfiction situation alongside the non-original characters created for whatever the basis of the fanfiction may be. In this way, not only will I get practice writing with these characters, future readers of mine will also have the chance to see them before they make their way into an "official" story of mine. These fanfiction stories will combine "canon" events, that are "real" events in my story world, with "non-canon" events, that are merely there to serve the fanfiction. I encourage anyone who reads a story with my original characters to check out my other stories with original characters, because they are all interconnected, and you might have fun piecing together the world I've created.

CONCERNED READERS: I'm well aware of how much the first two Animaniacs of the Caribbean stories are out-of-character for the Animaniacs involved. I wrote them in high school, using a fusion fic premise that, in retrospect, clashes too strongly to really work very efficiently, and can attribute to the constant delays in the At World's End parody, which I have been trying to make more true to the characters. Believe me when I say I'm as big a fan of the Animaniacs as anyone else here, having grown up watching them and owning all of the DVDs (where's Volume 4, Warner Brothers?) and I'm deeply sorry for the uncomfortable feelings I may have caused (though let's be honest, looking for fanfics of anything without blue content is a task in and of itself). In short: Animaniacs of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl and Dead Man's Chest are OLD SHAME. I will gladly join you in mocking them.

I hope you enjoy reading my work.

FORTHCOMING STORIES:

Face/Off '02

Get Smart '99 (working title)

A Midsummer Night's Tragedy

The Comedy of Othello

Untitled Final Destination story

Any number of Goosebumps stories

though this be madness by dress without sleeves reviews
Becky and the Salesman in the elevator, and afterwards.
Sin City - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
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Creeps reviews
In this sequel to/re-imagining of my favorite Goosebumps book, Caitlin Webster is a Florida middle school student who inadvertently runs afoul of the Creeps, and with the help of her friends and family must stop them from converting more humans into the reptilian monsters.
Goosebumps - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,230 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/26/2013
The Comedy of Hamlet reviews
Hamlet done for comedy.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,177 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010
Growing Pains reviews
Max investigates KAOS' involvement in a high school teacher's plant growth formula, and along the way, meets his new partner. Numerous students and their intertwining lives complicate matters, and everyone ends up with more than they bargained for.
Get Smart - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2007
The Trapdoor reviews
Claire is staying at her Aunt Sophia's house for a week, and her cousin Lily has discovered a trapdoor in their cellar floor leading to new locations every time they go down. But Lily and Claire may have underestimated the magic at work....
Goosebumps - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,212 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009
The Comedy of Romeo and Juliet reviews
He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,451 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Complete
Animaniacs of the Caribbean: At World's End
Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Pirates. Told in the revolutionary new "prose" format. Ridiculously experimental, and replete with celebrity cameos.
Crossover - Animaniacs & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,020 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009
Animaniacs of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest reviews
Who needs a summary? All you have to know is this: They're BACK.
Crossover - Animaniacs & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,276 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Complete
Animaniacs of the Caribbean: COTBP reviews
This is a parody of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, with the characters from Animaniacs in most of the lead roles Norrington and Gibbs excluded. All other roles are presumably being played by the same human actors from before.
Crossover - Animaniacs & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,988 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete