Melissa Goodwill
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See Me As I Am by Writesalott reviews
What if when Chloe shot Lucifer he'd still been invulnerable? What if she'd known the truth from the very beginning? Deviates from canon after S1E4. In character as best as I could manage. Butterfly effect style story to show how it might have happen in the show. I include other characters but this is mostly about how it changes Chloe and Lucifer's relationship. Beta:Connie Brown.
Lucifer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 135,651 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 6/6/2021 - [Lucifer M., Chloe D.] Amenadiel, Maze
Northern Lights by barnettdidit reviews
Three years after the first of many Obscurial massacres after the war, Hermione Granger is on the cusp of getting promoted to Head of the Obscurial Elimination Division. She only needs to finish one last job in the rural Norwegian north with Draco Malfoy, who just returned after a mysterious three year absence from England, and she is determined to get it done, no ifs or buts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,550 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/13/2022 - Published: 6/7/2021 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N.
Fencing, Bowing, and Excellent Boiled Potatoes by PomegranateLemonade reviews
Elizabeth gives her husband a pep talk. Dialogue-only drabble.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2021 - Elizabeth, Lady Catherine, Mr. Collins, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Champagne Problems by loonylovegood210 reviews
Daughter of a lesser-known pureblood family, Ariadne Valota was always close friends with the infamous Draco Malfoy. She had a pretty good life, filled with laughter and play and love, but that all vanished too soon, leaving her with champagne problems. *** Rightful rights remain with JK Rowling and Taylor Swift TW: alcohol and abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2021 - Published: 2/11/2021
Harry Potter and the Inheritance by parchmentandpencils reviews
Harry receives a letter which triggers his inheritance too early and Harry goes back in time - where he becomes the new DADA teacher. He has to figure out a way to return without letting anyone know who he really is. Will he succeed? Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,756 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 12/15/2019 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P.
Hogwarts Homecoming by NoxPrincess reviews
Hermione Granger takes the risk of becoming the Defence Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts after the war. Little does she know that another ex-pupil has also been recruited to teach the young students. Will Hermione's position of power and urge to be young and let loose get the better of her? Or is there more to it? DM/HG slow burn. Rated M. Reader discretion is advised.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,739 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/1/2019 - Published: 4/12/2019 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Disruptor Designer and her Model by TheNovelArtist reviews
Designer Ladybug had taken the fashion world by storm, but her unconventional ways caused quite the upset among the 'traditionalists." Considering his father was one of them, Adrien couldn't help but find it amusing. Especially when his path crosses with hers, and he soon finds he doesn't really want them to part.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,840 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/30/2019 - Published: 6/1/2019 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
4 Times We Didn't Talk ABout Last Night (And 1 Time We Did) by Prone To Obsession reviews
Choices: Open Heart - MC/Bryce - Drabbles inspired by the song "Can We Just Not Talk About Last Night" by Butch Walker
Choices - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/11/2019
Phases of Mitosis by CursedWingsss reviews
Ah, mitosis. A perfectly normal phase of life... or is it? Cell division, a handy feature that heals, not hinders... or does it? Read this story (no don't) for a more IN DEPTH description of mitosis and its effect on our poor chromosomes who endure it weekly. AN: TOTALLY SCIENCTIFIC! Read for A in science!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2019
The Damsel in Distress Diaries by LilPotterfanfic reviews
Sidney Gilbert is perfectly fine with being normal- until her parents drive their car off of a bridge and she's suddenly supposed to take care of her two younger siblings. Then there's the fact that her sister is in love with a vampire, her favorite teacher is training her to become a slayer, and the undead are trying to kill her. Also, Damon Salvatore is a great kisser. Dammit.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,590 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/23/2017 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [OC, Damon S.] [Elena G., Stefan S.] - Complete
Hermione Granger's Guide to Dazzling Your Colleagues by attica reviews
The year mysterious eggnog is served at a Ministry Christmas party, Hermione Granger finally stops thinking and starts doing. Draco/Hermione. One-shot. Complete! Written for D/Hr Advent 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Did I take a long, painful flight for this? by Charcoal love reviews
A butterfly flaps its wings in one place and sets off a tornado in another, the tornado prevents a passenger of a transatlantic flight from reaching the airport in time and someone else gets his seat, that person flies off to Germany to attend the gala her father's throwing and that changes everything Fucking butterflies.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 10/19/2015 - [Loki, OC] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Leaving Nothing to Chance by OnlyaNovel reviews
Darcy makes plans to propose at Rosings, but things don't go quite the way he expects.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
A Study in Sorcery by shooting-stetsons reviews
A Sherlock/Harry Potter AU where some of the key characters are professors at Hogwarts. Originally posted on my Tumblr.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sherlock H.
Laugh Now, Cry Later by s.grand reviews
"Funny how we always end up walking, isn't it?" His voice made her jump; she hadn't heard him chase after her this time. "Don't you believe in magic, Granger?" D/Hr, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Project Anonymous by lazer-angel reviews
A fun little office game has everyone cheery for work. Except one grumpy sourpuss. Three independent ficlets written for a special challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Proper Expression of Gratitude by greenschist reviews
Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 139 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Walking to the Rose and Crown by lilkawa reviews
"May I see you back to the village?" he asked her. Elizabeth smiled fully intending to say no, in fact she was sure she'd said no until she heard her voice say yes. He was going to see her back to the village.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Complete
One Thousand Points to Gryffindor by Glalie773 reviews
"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 108 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 16374 - Favs: 28,429 - Follows: 12,089 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Fallacies of Hair Mismanagement by lazer-angel reviews
There were no such things as bad hair days. There were either fantastic hair days or abysmal hair days. Today most definitely did not fall in the fantastic hair day category.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hex and the City by Tierfal reviews
“What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked her voice. A Christmas-themed Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind Date by zarah joyce reviews
Harry, Ron, and Pansy - three people stupid enough to set-up Draco Malfoy on a blind date with Hermione Granger. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 231 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 9,082 - Follows: 1,265 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
In Need of Green by lazer-angel reviews
It's St. Patrick's Day, and Hermione comes to realize that she owns nothing green. Nothing. Sore and irritated with getting pinched, she's desperate. And it just so happens that her roommate is a Slytherin...so he's sure to own something green. Isn't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Potter's Party by twin-v reviews
Harry wants a party. Draco and Hermione have to plan it. Written for the Who Would Have Guessed Ficathon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,596 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Haven't I read this somewhere before? by just a reader reviews
Silly fic based on certain cliches within the Harry Potter FanFiction world. Oh my, new chapter! And it only took me 3 years! !flashing commercial neon lights! NOW WITH EASIER TO READ CHARACTER AUTHOR INTERACTION! !flashing commercial neon lights!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Name Basis by obliquedge reviews
Draco and Hermione are engaged, living together, and still calling each other Granger and Malfoy. DHr oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bogus! by bitchfit26 reviews
Epilogue posted! Yay! I'm through! What happens when, by accident, Head Boy Malfoy and Head Girl Granger find themselves time warped eighteen years forward…and met THEIR teenage kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Us? Friends? by Schermionie reviews
"So, Granger, how's the afterlife?" Malfoy said, deciding that he had nothing better to do than converse with his own annoying hallucinations. "Boring," she replied, studying her nails nonchalantly. "You'd hate it." "Want to bet?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Witch Weekly Quiz by Rita Skeeter by formerlyknownasone reviews
Draco takes a really stupid quiz. Involving Hermione. A DMHG oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Party by lazer-angel reviews
At a party, there's an argument between Hermione, Ginny, and Malfoy about who has more self control. Hermione and Ginny say women do, but Malfoy says men do. But who can prove it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Tragic Death Of Macaroni And Cheese by HeadGirl1 reviews
She threw a pot at me! Why did you throw a pot at Draco? He hit me with a pan! oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Diary of a Red Head by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Five Galleons Says She Wins by Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Friendly Game Of Poker by Mrs. Witter reviews
A boys' poker game leads to interesting revelations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Quidditch by Erythros reviews
In which all he wants is for her to attend just ONE Quidditch game. [DracoHermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
One Lucky Lady by MiDushi reviews
Modern P&P fluff short story Darcy declares his love to the unaware Elizabeth complete
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
Nicknames by Sabine Strohem-Moss reviews
Harry and Ginny sunbathe by the lake, and flirty banter ensues. Cue dares, cuddling, and rumors of Harry and Gringotts Goblins? HG Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Library is Not the Place for Love by awaysheflew reviews
It was the midnight hour almost seven years from that day. And fate was waiting in the T-U section.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 193 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Colour of Her Knickers by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...(books 1-4) Ginny is ready to start her sixth year. She's over Harry and feeling confident that this year will be her best, yet. How wrong can the first day of school go? She's about to find out. FINISHED! Rating upgraded for mention of v
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,203 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/23/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete