Noodlejelly
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Joined 11-01-01, id: 120413
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter.
'Important rules that should be remembered when reading Noodlejelly’s fanfiction':

1.Noodlejelly has no grasp of grammar, this is the government’s fault for their stupid primary school teaching curriculum

2.Noodlejelly cannot write a proper romance fic to save her life, (or anyone else’s for that matter). Therefore all romance is either terribly cliché or just terrible

3.Noodlejelly uses humour in all her fics, however Noodlejelly has a very warped sense of humour that may very well not match your own

4.Noodlejelly has problems making a plot serious as they tend to devolve back into humour (see rule 3)

5.Noodlejelly either writes dialogue based stories or complete prose, there is no happy median and so readers should expect lots of dialogue

6.Noodlejelly first chapters tend to be very different from Noodlejelly later chapters, in general the first chapters are much more rushed and it shows

7.Noodlejelly has a horrible tendancy to disappear for months/years at a time and leave behind many unfinished fics. As of now (now been whenever you read this) she is going to try and delete any fic that will never be finished or is just so bad it pains her to see it and she will seek help for the voices in her head that are making her refer to herself in the third person

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The Courtship Of Emma's Mother by DAxilla reviews
OTALIA! So what happens after Olivia leaves Natalia in the Gazebo? Just something that got stuck in my brain. No spoilers past the Wedding That Wasn't. Rated T now but that might change so pay attention! Femslash! Don't like, don't read!
Guiding Light - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 174,550 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009
Road Trip Snapshots by Shamelsshussy reviews
Sequel of sorts to A Real Date. Brittany and Santana set off on a road trip to see some of America's hilarious and weird roadside attractions. A giant picnic basket! A tiny town for cats! Tina, Rachel and Quinn are along for the ride.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner by killer cereal reviews
"Brittany and Santana aren't allowed within fifty yards of each other, and when in school and there's no choice but for them to be in the same room they have to have bodyguards." "But why?"
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Puck the Vampire Slayer by dress without sleeves reviews
It's just like Glee, except with vampires. Welcome to the Hellmouth/the Road to Sectionals. Puck discovers he is the Vampire slayer, suspects glee to literally be the root of all evil, and realizes that Rachel wants to eat his best friend. P/R
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,465 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Puck
Just a Typical Scene at the Station by Plead The Fifth reviews
A/O A personal case that will work out, a little humor, a little sex, the beginning of the rest of their lives... all in all a typical night.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2009 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
Until You Talk Out Loud by kabensi reviews
Casey Novak's in Los Angeles brooding over her disbarment, but she's not alone on the West Coast. OneShot. Femslash. CaseyAlex. AlexOlivia implied. Title taken from Elliott Smith's "Big Decision".
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - A. Cabot, C. Novak - Complete
Closet by Tigeroo reviews
Someone's in the closet... Silly Alex/Olivia fluff
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
A Little Drop Of Water by The Sci-Fi Bard reviews
After a crappy day, Olivia let's her control slip when she gets home to the farmhouse.
Guiding Light - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Complete
Thin Frames by DAxilla reviews
Alex/Olivia - Someone has killed a judge's daughter in a brutal and terrifying manner. The horrific case puts Olivia in the right place at the REALLY wrong time. This is going to be a long story, so be prepared!Femslash - If you don't like it, don't read!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,733 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - A. Cabot, O. Benson - Complete
Come Together by Granger reviews
It's four years after the Trio has graduated from Hogwarts, and they're about to live together again for the first time. But will old friends remain old friends... or will they become something more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,605 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Right Round Round Round by kabensi reviews
PAIRING: CharlotteStacey SUMMARY: Charlotte's finally eighteen. This follows The Kristy Thomas Guide to High School Romance, the currently inprogress Kristy's Senior Year and my other Angst!Charlotte fics.
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Complete
Quiet Desperation by mossley reviews
When a young woman goes missing, the case threatens to complicate matters for Grissom and Sara. Finished.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,029 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Of Blood, Ice, and Fire by mercutio-rane reviews
In the wake of the second war, werewolves live a life of bigotry and full moon incarceration. Destitute and in poor health, Remus hangs on by a bare thread as Tonks fights for her lover and Harry for his new godfather. RLNT Two chapters left to write!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,114 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks
A Bit of Advice by DJ Clawson reviews
Three days before his wedding, Bingley goes to the only man who can give him the advice he needs: the unfortunate Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,621 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
What the Doctor Forgot by misscam reviews
Would I foolishly fling myself into a situation where I would need to be saved from trouble by a past self and Rose Tyler, bronzemedalwinning gymnast? [NineRoseTen]
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete
Caspian's Queen by Francienyc reviews
On board the Dawn Treader, Caspian wonders if the queen Narnia wants him to return with is in front of his very eyes. CaspianLucy. Now complete!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,873 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Tortured Reasoning by Burked And Mossley reviews
Completed - It's a Thanksgiving to remember when an investigation into a brutal serial rapist becomes personal for Sara and Grissom.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,011 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
Revelations by mnemosyne23 reviews
Guinevere and Lancelot finally confront each other the night before Badon Hill, and debate the meaning of freedom, loyalty, love, and each to the other. Movieverse canon. LancelotGuinevere
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2004
How to Have a Social Life Without Really Trying by Wintertime reviews
[GSR] This could be the culminating moment in his relationship with Sara. Granted, he had never expected it to take place in Greg’s living room with the sounds of a Jenga competition in the background, but still.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2004
Weird by Sierra Sitruc reviews
You're so weird." Luna couldn't help but feel flattered. And as we all know how flattery is, you always want more. NevilleLuna
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
The Dare by mosylu reviews
Tonks has a special someone in her life, but who? Ron and Harry, sick of the speculation, dare Ginny and Hermione to come right out and ask. But the answer might be a little more than they bargained for. This is your official marshmallow fluff warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/11/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Come To You By Moonlight by Strega Brava reviews
**COMPLETE** Love had always been forbidden...what will happen when someone refuses to be shut out? Danger. Love. Angst. HG/RL. To be considered AU and OOC to some degree.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,519 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/20/2002 - Published: 11/9/2001 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Meet the Parents by She's a Star reviews
The summer after seventh year, Lily takes James home to meet her parents. Nothing could go wrong, right? Well...not necessarily. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,826 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/15/2002 - Published: 1/1/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ginger by ice queen reviews
Draco keeps having these dreams, and they're throwing off his bad boy groove. But they aren't scary... Cept for him, that is. [COMPLETED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,285 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 2/12/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Return of the Lion by E. C. R. Potter reviews
In the future, Voldemort has conquered all of Europe and has set his sights on the rest of the world. But there is a light of hope when Harry Potter returns after a two-year absence to challenge the Dark Lord. H/H and R/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,158 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/15/2002 - Published: 2/25/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
So What Now? by silvernatasha reviews
***COMPLETED!!!*** So What Now? The sequel to 'The Matchmakers'. What's been going on since Harry and Hermione were set up by their scheming friends? And what happens now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,462 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2002 - Published: 2/8/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Borg Do Not Gyrate by Teya reviews
C/7. The result of a challenge--Chakotay/Seven and a hula hoop. 3rd place in The Bowl Voyager Humor contest.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Chakotay, Seven of Nine
Snow by Fae Princess reviews
A Romance during Harry's 6th year. During the Christmas Holidays Harry gives Hermione a special Gift which turns out to be a lot more than either he or Hermione ever bargained for. HHr COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/16/2001 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wager by Davesmom reviews
COMPLETE...Draco stumbles on an illegal poker game. He'll keep the secret if they deal him in. Will he lose his heart? EXTREME FLUFF WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Honest Lies. by lucia marin reviews
Continuation,Takari saga, the Way things happened honestly. "The leaves are bleeding fire and melting gold, scattered corpeses, jeweled stains on the reeds.... but it was January I put myself at her mercy; if her feet weren't cold none of this would've ha
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/9/2001
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Of Course Your Story's Original reviews
Harry is heartlessly flung from one universe to another, encountering the worst cliché’s in fanfiction along the way. Mary Sue’s, Draco in leather, predictably unlikely relationships and Voldemort lurk around every corner. Will he ever get home? Doubtful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Recipe for disaster reviews
Bill Weasley is positive that Tonks has a new boyfriend and he’s determined to find out who. As for Tonks…well, she just wants to bake buns; after all, what’s the worst that could happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2004 - N. Tonks, Harry P.
When Oliver met Ginny reviews
FINISHED. The title says it all. If Ginny and Oliver are going to ever be together, then they must overcome jealous team-mates, overprotective brothers and the other obstacles that could only ever occur in the wizarding world. Contains HH, FA and GA.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,567 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Ginny W., Oliver W.
One bad boy reviews
Who is this tall dark rugged man at Kings Cross station? No other than Harry Potter, he’s sick and tired of been pushed around and he’s out to show everyone that the term bad boy was invented for him. Hogwarts and Hermione will never know what hit it
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,974 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 4/26/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Peter's advice reviews
Peter’s sick of Voldie’s overwhelming success at everything, so in an attempt to rival him he’s taking drastic measures. Yes that’s right, he’s setting up his own advice column, so drop by and tell Peter your secrets and he’ll be sure to help
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 2/8/2002
Santa Snape is coming to Hogwarts! reviews
Snape loses a magically binding bet on a Quidditch match and now has to carry out the forfeit. All of Hogwarts gets ready for Christmas, romance is everywhere, jokes a plenty, presents and alcohol for all, and best of all will be the visit by Santa Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,109 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
What Colin Creevy saw reviews
Colin’s desperate to find Hermione so that he can complete his perfect present for Harry; the only problem is she’s always mysteriously missing, along with Harry. Hmm I wonder what’s going on. Shameless Christmas H/H fluff, you have been warned
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Any which way reviews
Fred and George own a successful joke shop, they're still friends with Alicia, Angelina and everyone else. They grew up together, grew apart and found each other again and maybe now it's time for them to realise that love never goes away, no matter what
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - George W., Angelina J.
Before ever after came today reviews
Yet another James/Lily romance set in the carefree days when MWPP ruled Hogwarts. Of course you know how it ends, but the journeys that led them there are the tales of legends. Life, death, love, rejection, secrets and betrayal before Peter even wakes up
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2002 - Published: 4/13/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Saving the past reviews
He thought all he needed was power. He was about to discover how wrong he had been. He destroyed innocent lives, but now Peter Pettigrew must decide his own future once and for all, the easy road or the hard, the good or bad, the truth or the lie?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2002 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
The homeless shelter for Voldie reviews
Voldemort had an accident and lost most of his power and memory, now he’s wandering the streets of muggle London. After seeing the red eyes and shabby robes, a kind passer by realises who he is, a alcoholic homeless man who needs help to recover, awww
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Voldemort, Harry P.
It can't be me reviews
** To start with it was so simple, Ginny played pranks and Draco ended up looking stupid everytime but then they kissed and everything changed. Voldemort's arrived but Draco left Ginny, and unless they admit their love the entire wizarding world will end
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,614 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/17/2002 - Published: 12/17/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Peeking reviews
We know Harry's going to fight Voldemort, but what's everyone else doing at the same time? Lets find out. A brief peek at Millicent, Fred, Dumbledore, Draco, Angelina and now Snape as we build up to Harry's final fight with Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,555 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 1/18/2002 - Severus S., George W.
The night a sinner kissed an angel reviews
Fluff, fluff, fluff. Draco/Ginny, this is what happened on the night when a sinner kissed an angel, hmm so the title once again says it all
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
If only we had used our heads reviews
A hilarious look at what could have happened if only wizards had used their heads (or truth serum), ch.6 when Voldemort discovers a way to test the deatheaters loyalty it spells trouble for Snape and fun for McGonagall
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,828 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2002 - Published: 11/24/2001 - George W., Severus S.
Going out with a bang reviews
NOW FINISHED. Join Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, with Angelina, Alicia and Lee as well as the usual characters. Tricks, Quidditch and of course romance. please r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2002 - Published: 11/17/2001 - George W., Hermione G.
Back some day reviews
Hermione is hurt, Ron and Harry leave to fight Voldemort. Harry promised he'd be back some day, but Voldmort might not let him. H/H, sweet, but not exactly fluff, please read it's actually a lot better than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
How it all ends reviews
UPDATED!! Very short collection of scenarios of how it could all end, there's something for everyone, romance, death, fluff etc, just r/r it won't take long
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12/21/2001 - Harry P.