Isoran
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Joined 01-22-07, id: 1204162, Profile Updated: 06-15-09
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Neverwhere.

Hi, I am Alice. Just because you want to know (stalker) I have a couple of things about me. Such as my favorite books, things I love, things I hate deeply. Then just some other crap that you stalkers might want to know.

BTW: I want to thank the few people who read and liked my story! I have noticed that most people put me on their alert lists instead of giving reviews. I would love some reviews from those people! I do appreciate it though! But what can I do to make it better?

I LOVE:

To Read (wow, I know, There is someone who actually does in the world!)

To avoid homework (that's a shocker)

Play with my Geckos (oooooooo, dinner)

To avoid all the over-friendly guys that seem to flock to me... (I need like over-friendly guy repellent... anyone?)

To eat (yum, food, tacos)

Think about writing my fan fiction (like right now...)

Be Sarcastic

To e-mail people (NOT YOU)

To Rant (I type, I talk, I mail, I wont shut up when you get me going)

To hang out with my awesome friend Nina. Cause she is just that wicked awesome. (written by Nina)

I HATE: Lots of crap: This is not all the Crap (duh):

Flamers. They have no lives. (There just losers who haven't gotten any in 20 years)

Over-friendly guys (anyone? anyone? Bueller? Bueller?)

Homework (wow, who doesn't)

Non-fiction (why else would I write a fiction book?)

MOVIES/TV SHOWS:

Indiana Jones (it's cheesy, it's funny, I like it)

LOTR, Fellowship (all the others suck)

Scrubs

Serenity (the TV show is better, but the movie is good)

Dogma (It was funny, come on)

The first Harry Potter movie (the only really good one)

Shanghai Noon (Roy is the coolest)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel (I like Spike the most)

The Godfather (the coolest mobsters ever!)

BOOK CHARACTERS:

Murtagh (man is he HOT)

Sirius Black (ooooooo, Awesome)

Bartameaus (he is funny)

Draco Malfoy (he looks like Spike, what can I say?)

Dustfinger (he is funny, and sounds hot...)

OTHER STUFF YOU STALKERS WANT TO KNOW:

Favorite color: Purple

Eye color: Green or Blue they tend to change

Age:15

Hair Color: Purple (I am so serious! It is electric purple too!)

Group:The Outsiders... :)

Friends: a lot!

Favorite bands/singers: Queen, Billy Idol, My Chemical Romance, David Bowie, , Kelly Clarkson, The Beatles, Santana, Gorillaz, Linkin Park, Ozzy O., R.E.M, Kevin Rudolf etc...

FUN QUOTES: (If you look at them and at one of my favorite authors you can see we are best friends)

" Zeus, God of Prostitution, we salute thee!" - me and friends making fun of what a whore Zeus is

"P. O. P." (we burst out laughing) - Me and a friend playing Prince of Persia

"Alice, Atton can't have a green lighstaber! He's practically evil! He needs red.. or orange!"
"But_ , Atton likes his new lightsaber!!" (I press button to make him spin his new lighsaber)-Me and my friend arguing over Atton's new lightsaber. Star Wars knights of the old republic 2

"Farah's a slut."
"No, really."
"Hey, I'm a stater of the obvious." Me and my friend playing POP.

Trask Ulgo: "You need to use me to open the door!" My Friend and I 0_o

"Alice, everything is bigger in Texas. EVERYTHING." (we laugh our heads off. You won't understand this unless you're perverted. Like us.)

"Is the children learning?" George W. Bush

"A Zebra can't change it's spots" Gore maybe? Some politician

"A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay" Demetri Martin

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."Charlotte Whitton

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." W.C. Fields

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal

If anyone wants to know more about me so they can stalk me. Let me know.

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Are You Going To Scarborough Fair? by Hawktalon.of.Windclan reviews
Ever wondered how James and Victoria met and what caused them stick together? Well here it is! O.k. since Victoria has red flaming hair, I guessing she has Irish or Celtic origins.James is a gypsy and Victoria is a girl who lives in Scarborough. READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,761 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Victoria, James
Vardaman by Kohaku Kawa reviews
An extra chapter taking place a month or two after the Bundren's return home. Told from Vardaman's perspective. Rated T for a curse word.
As I Lay Dying - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Valentine's Day by sugarhigh123 reviews
Takes place after the incident with Tyler's van. It's the week of Valentine's Day. What happens when Bella recieves 10 gifts with hints to who her "admirer" is thoughout the week? Edward's POV of this story coming soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Twilight the Parody by sugarhigh123 reviews
Here is a parody of Twilight. I think it's pretty funny, but thats just my opinion... By the way, I LOVE twilight, so this wasn't meant to offend anyone. Both sequels now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
TITLE IN PRODUCTION by fwah'-ZOMBIE-Murtagh reviews
20,000 BBY A time when Jedi are rare and lightsabres do not exist. A time of battle between the Nagai and the Tof. A time when a woman plans to take control of the galaxy before the Republic. But how do you stop an unbeatable army? Create a character!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007
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Islington's Atlantis reviews
Islington once cared for another city, the city of Atlantis. He lost that city and was baished. What did Islington do to be punished like he was? Why did he do what he did? How did the angels who confined him there see through his lies?
Neverwhere - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/2/2009
Cautious Arms of Welcome reviews
Cassandra is part of the Volturi she is sent to find Bella and make sure sha has been changed. Learn about Cassandra through her past and future. What ending will make Edward and Bella happy? What about Cassandra, the vampire time forgot? Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008
The Change reviews
Bella and Edward are married and have moved to their new home. Bella gets her last human experience. But what next? SPLIT ENDINGS.REVEIW! PLEASE! Rated for very little graphic stuff and one bad word.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Edward, Bella