Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Neverwhere.
Hi, I am Alice. Just because you want to know (stalker) I have a couple of things about me. Such as my favorite books, things I love, things I hate deeply. Then just some other crap that you stalkers might want to know.
BTW: I want to thank the few people who read and liked my story! I have noticed that most people put me on their alert lists instead of giving reviews. I would love some reviews from those people! I do appreciate it though! But what can I do to make it better?
To Read (wow, I know, There is someone who actually does in the world!)
To avoid homework (that's a shocker)
Play with my Geckos (oooooooo, dinner)
To avoid all the over-friendly guys that seem to flock to me... (I need like over-friendly guy repellent... anyone?)
To eat (yum, food, tacos)
Think about writing my fan fiction (like right now...)
To e-mail people (NOT YOU)
To Rant (I type, I talk, I mail, I wont shut up when you get me going)
To hang out with my awesome friend Nina. Cause she is just that wicked awesome. (written by Nina)
I HATE: Lots of crap: This is not all the Crap (duh):
Flamers. They have no lives. (There just losers who haven't gotten any in 20 years)
Over-friendly guys (anyone? anyone? Bueller? Bueller?)
Homework (wow, who doesn't)
Non-fiction (why else would I write a fiction book?)
Indiana Jones (it's cheesy, it's funny, I like it)
LOTR, Fellowship (all the others suck)
Serenity (the TV show is better, but the movie is good)
Dogma (It was funny, come on)
The first Harry Potter movie (the only really good one)
Shanghai Noon (Roy is the coolest)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Angel (I like Spike the most)
The Godfather (the coolest mobsters ever!)
Murtagh (man is he HOT)
Sirius Black (ooooooo, Awesome)
Bartameaus (he is funny)
Draco Malfoy (he looks like Spike, what can I say?)
Dustfinger (he is funny, and sounds hot...)
OTHER STUFF YOU STALKERS WANT TO KNOW:
Favorite color: Purple
Eye color: Green or Blue they tend to change
Hair Color: Purple (I am so serious! It is electric purple too!)
Group:The Outsiders... :)
Friends: a lot!
Favorite bands/singers: Queen, Billy Idol, My Chemical Romance, David Bowie, , Kelly Clarkson, The Beatles, Santana, Gorillaz, Linkin Park, Ozzy O., R.E.M, Kevin Rudolf etc...
FUN QUOTES: (If you look at them and at one of my favorite authors you can see we are best friends)
" Zeus, God of Prostitution, we salute thee!" - me and friends making fun of what a whore Zeus is
"P. O. P." (we burst out laughing) - Me and a friend playing Prince of Persia
"Alice, Atton can't have a green lighstaber! He's practically evil! He needs red.. or orange!"
"Farah's a slut."
Trask Ulgo: "You need to use me to open the door!" My Friend and I 0_o
"Alice, everything is bigger in Texas. EVERYTHING." (we laugh our heads off. You won't understand this unless you're perverted. Like us.)
"Is the children learning?" George W. Bush
"A Zebra can't change it's spots" Gore maybe? Some politician
"A dream catcher works, if your dream is to be gay" Demetri Martin
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."Charlotte Whitton
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." W.C. Fields
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal
If anyone wants to know more about me so they can stalk me. Let me know.
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