Author has written 25 stories for Danny Phantom, Movie X-overs, Fairly OddParents, Babylon 5, Ben 10, Spider-Man, Magnificent Seven, Eureka, Sentinel, Transformers/Beast Wars, Transformers, Stargate: Atlantis, CSI, and NCIS.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Remember When getting HIGH meant swinging on a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy is COOTIES? when MOM was your hero? and DAD was the man you were gonna marry? and your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings? and RACE ISSUES were about who ran the fastest? when WAR was a card game? and life was simple and care free? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP
PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE STILL 5 INSIDE-NO MATTER WHAT AGE YOU ARE ;)
In Flanders fields the poppies blow
We are the Dead. Short days ago
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To our veterans, we remember…
Birthdays are to be shared with joy.
Keep track and note those special people who celebrate the day with you.
Do not forget the people placed in your life.
Birthdays are just one way of measuring the years we are blessed with.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven
The only soap box I know I have is abortion. I AM PRO-LIFE! Feel free to disagree, or argue, but I believe that life starts at conception, instead of beginning at birth.
Why am I prolife? Because the only difference I see between abortion and infanticide is where, and when the murder of the baby takes place: in the womb verses after first breath. When is the right of the baby's life taken into consideration?
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
Morality is not equal to Equality!
Shh! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . When I say "I am a Christian"
Here! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . When I say "I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect.
Yes! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . When I say "I am a Christian"
(poem by my sister) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Statement made by my sister, which I agree with)
In response to a blurb floating around ff.net regarding gay marriage, here are some thoughts on traditional marriage... (found on Eowyn77's profile)
1) Pristine wilderness, organic food, unpolluted drinking water, sustainable energy, and traditional marriage are good things that Americans ought to encourage and support.
2) Gay marriage is not about rights, it's about acceptance. Civil unions provide all the same legal rights as marriage, with the only difference between the two being the name. Legalizing gay marriage is an attempt to force people to accept homosexuality.
3) The same legal arguments that support gay marriage also support polygamy, polyandry, and other relationships that society currently does not accept as valid.
4) Traditional marriage has been around a long time and hasn't significantly changed; it has even survived the burdens sometimes placed on it by misogynistic and racist cultures.
5) Brittany Spears' 55-hour marriage of convience is evidence that traditional marriage is already taken too lightly in American society and needs more protection, not less.
6) As an institution, gay marriage CANNOT produce children. Traditional marriage can. Children are our future.
7) There is a vast body of scientific evidence which states children learn behaviors and gender roles - both good and bad - from their parents.
8) Freedom of religious belief (including the belief that marriage is a sacred institution) is Constitutionally guaranteed. Governments outlawing as hate-speech against protected classes the belief that traditional marriage is ordained of God is a violation of First Amendment rights.
9) The best predictor of poverty in children isn't race or the educational level of their parents - it's single parenthood. Strong traditional marriages, with both a mother and a father in the home, is the best weapon we have against child poverty in America. Children are healthiest when they have positive role models for both genders. This happens best in traditional marriages, and for the health and welbeing of children, traditional marriage ought to be encouraged and bolstered.
10) Traditional marriage is not just another aspect of American society, it is the bedrock of all societies. Technology, clothing styles, economies, religions, and governments all come and go, but the institutions of traditional marriages and families are foundational and enduring. Weakening the foundation destabilizes the entire structure.
11) It's wrong to throw rocks at people, shout ugly names at them, vandalize their houses with graffiti, or take away their employment without cause. This is true whether you are being cruel because they're gay or because they supported Proposition 8. Persecution by either side in the name of tolerance is an oxymoron.
If you agree with these statements, re-post them in your profile.
This is a story I once heard...
A Christan went into a barber shop for a hair cut. Soon the barber that was cutting his hair found out that he was Christan.
"God doesn't exist." The man said in a gruff voice "There are people in pain, the world is cruel, God does nothing that he promised he would, because he doesn't exist." The man knew not what to say then, but instead paid for his haircut and left.
The next day, as he was passing the barber shop, he saw a person with greasy, unkept hair. He walked in the barber shop.
"Barbers don't exist." The man told the barber.
"What are you talking about, I'm right here!" The man had responded, rolling his eyes.
"Not everyone has well kept hair."
"Not every one comes to me."
"Exactly." The man said before walking out of the shop.
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