Author has written 20 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Silmarillion, Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
Hi! Welcome to my profile!
Favorite Movies (in no particular order):
Curse of the Black Pearl, Finding Neverland, The Sound of Music, My Fair Lady, The Zorro movies, Wizard of Oz, Gone with the Wind, the Monty Python movies, Anne of Green Gables, Now Voyager, Waterloo Bridge, How Green was my Valley, Captain Blood, The Princess Bride, Pride and Prejudice (1940), The Petrified Forest, Good-Bye Mr. Chips, It Happened One Night, Casablanca, Black Swan, Camille, Bringing up Baby, San Francisco, Maltese Falcon, Rebecca, Philadelphia Story, Roman Holiday, The Big Sleep, Mrs. Miniver.
Favorite Books (in no particular order):
Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, The Hobbit, Pride and Prejudice, Anne of Green Gables series, various books my L.M. Montgomery, The Chroninles of Narnia, The Belgariad and Mallorian, A Little Princess, Till We Have Faces, The Dark is Rising Sequence, The Scarlet Letter, To the Lighthouse, The Turn of the Screw, Peter Pan, The Age of Innocence, Treasure Island, The Screwtape Letters, Summer, Gone with the Wind, Rebecca, Dracula, How Green Was My Valley, Captain Blood, and a lot of other books.
Favorite Actors: lots of old ones, Clark Gable, Humphrey Bogart, Laurence Olivier, Leslie Howard, Errol Flynn, Gregory Peck, Jack Lemmon, Tony Curtis, Johnny Depp (yes, one of the only actors I love who is still alive!)
Favorite Actresses: again, all the old crowd, Vivien Leigh, Greer Carson, Greta Garbo, Audrey Hepburn, Bette Davis, Judy Garland, Olivia de Havilland, Katherine Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Marilyn Monroe.
You can tell, I love old movies! Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter are the only things that drag me out to the theaters!
Jack/Ana (the good old-fashioned ship that has died out now that the second movie's out. I loved them together!)
Will/Elizabeth (if you support this ship, go to hidetherum.net)
Favorite Things of fanfiction.net:
Parodies! Especially PotC ones!
Tragic stories where Jack dies! I collect them! If anyone knows, a good one, tell me! I'll find as many as I can and start a C2! I really will!
Marauders Era fics! Especially featuring Sirius!
Stories about Jack's exploits! I don't care if they involve Will and Elizabeth or no.
Pirates of the Caribbean/Lord of the Rings crossovers!
Pirates of the Caribbean/Harry Potter crossovers!
Mary-Sue parodies! (PotC and LotR are best)
If you think that Captain Jack Sparrow is the BEST CHARACTER IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, copy this and paste it onto your profile!
If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have such a big obsession with Captain Jack Sparrow that your friends are afraid to go into your bedroom for fear of not being able to see the walls or ceiling, copy this into your profile.
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
Favorite movie qoutes (because there are too many book ones):
"A ship isn't just a keel and hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs... But what a ship is, or what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom" -Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl)
"I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands." -Rhett Butler (Gone with the Wind)
"Here's looking at you, kid." -Rick Blaine (Casablaca)
"It should take you exactly four seconds to get to that door. I'll give you two" -Holly Golightly (Breakfast at Tiffany's)
"To see if she is morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely, undeniably and reliably dead... And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead!" -Wizard of Oz
"I think we've all arrived at a very special place, aye? Spiritually? Ecumenically? Gramatically?" -Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl)
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -Rhett Butler (Gone with the Wind)
"He's no tower of strength, he's just a tower." -(Philadelphia Story)
"The love impulse in men frequently reveals itself in terms of conflict." -Susan Banks (Bringing Up Baby)
"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!" -the Wicked Witch of the West (Wizard of Oz)
"Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!" -Philip Marlowe (The Big Sleep)
"It has been ten years since I elected myself president of this company, and if I do say so myself, you gentelmen made a very good choise." -Some Like It Hot
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." -Rick Blaine (Casablanca)
"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." -Dorothy Gale (Wizard of Oz)
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and ofted by someone who knows how." -Rhett Butler (Gone with the Wind)
"It took God six days to create the earth and Monty Python just 1 hour and 48 minutes to screw it up." -the back of Monty Python's Meaning of Life
"I know my wife isn't very beautiful, or interesting, or educated, but on the other hand... I can't think of anything." -Monty Python episode
"We dream on a budget here." -James Barrie (Finding Neverland)
"Don't you find it a little cold out here without a gun?!" -(Bringing up Baby)
"I have a weakness for lost causes once they're really lost." -Rhett Butler (Gone with the Wind)
"I will not have my fwends widiculed by the common soldiewy!" -Pontius Pilate (Life of Brian)
"I wanna see what love looks like when it's triumphant. I haven't had a good laugh in a week." -Peter Warne (It Happened One Night)
"We need a miracle. Unfortunately, the Nazis have outlawed miracles." -(Casablanca)
I have made an absolutely amazing discovery! I found out that Sparrabethers aren't evil, and that they have wonderful stories too! No, I don't support their ship now, but I have to say, they can be just as amazing as Willabethers! I will always support Willabeth... but another angle can be interesting.
By the way, if anyone ever has a question about this, I don't write Jack with dialect. The story behind it is extensive. Not really, but anyways. One day, I was reading a very good book called Wuthering Heights. The only problem I had with that book was that there were people speaking with Yorkshire accents sometimes. Let's put it this way, it took me about ten minutes of figure out one sentence, if I figured it out at all. I actually remember my friend looking at it and saying "Is that English?" I'm pretty sure I said, "I'm not so sure." So, by the time I finished that book, I vowed that I would never write anything in dialect, mostly in order to avoid getting a huge headache.
Unsafe External Link